Funky Dineva Live - Tuesday January 23, 2004 

The way he just be randomly disappearing from the chair 😂😂😂😂

My partner paid for my sitter when we first started dating. I didn’t ask, he offered. He said he was taking me away from my child to spend time with me and he felt it was the right thing to do. He blew my mind with that!

Q, you are right. Some of these women are delusional. My big sister told me when I asked her years ago how was it that she was able to get men to buy her houses , cars, fine jewelry, etc. she told me,” she NEVER EVER asked a man for anything. They just did it.” I was shocked. I even benefited because I was her baby sister. Bro in love gave me a second car, etc. My sister was known for being the baddest in our city. True story. Rip. Kim K.

Ommmmmmmmmmg. I was soooooooo excited when you featured my comment. Been a proud member of the Funky Bunch for over a decade 🎉😂❤

The whole pay for the babysitter idea was something offered to me by grown men, that never even crossed my mind as a mom but it is a nice gesture that is appreciated! Not everyone is a gentleman!

Lawd I missed the whole damn service! Replay gang 💋❤️

I babysat for a Becky. She was a single mom of twin boys and her boyfriend always paid me. But with that being said; I personally would just choose not to date while I had kids too young to leave home alone. So many children have been abused and assaulted because they mama was chasing step daddies. One of my cousins had 7 kids by 4 different men and was still bringing additional men in and out the home (some of whom abused her kids). At what point do you sit down and give it a rest?

Common hasn't been in a relationship since Badu. LOL! All these other folks are fillers. He is noncommital.

Sip sip Hooray🥂 We hit 10k during the live funky bunch #stirvitup

Every night you tell us we’re getting out early & we never do😂

The way I spit my water on the urinary ministry 😂😂😂

“My booty sitting up like Sinbad!” 😂😂😂😂

Danielle Brooks did AMAZING in The Color Purple. I think she was the best part of it, and she outshined everyone on the cast. Her Oscar nom is well deserved and I hope she wins 🏆👏🏾

This is the most entertaining sh-t online right now --funky we luvvvvv u! Quiet as it’s kept lol

The dating conversation Mr. you were spot on.

10k Bish. They ain’t ready

"Jennifer Hudson could've been married to the milk man for all we care" NO LIES TOLD 💯

I love how Funky holding is own❤❤❤❤

HIS "I GOT MONEY" RANT TOOK ME OUT!!! WHY IS HE SO FUNNY🤣🤣🤣🤣

Missed it live tonight, coming through to give my like and my comment. I will be back to watch the show.

I totally agree with you, Funky ...These dating podcast get on my nerves....Can we go back to the old days 🤦

So glad you’re doing these every night! Please keep it up! 🤗

We are tired of everyone personal lives. If I was Jennifer I would have never told it

The self-degradation is across the entire spectrum of Black culture. No other people use racial slurs or other slave pejoratives in their art or lifestyle to describe each other.

This is amazing quality for 2004!!!! 😭😭😭

The color purple is a movie that’s been over done so much. First, it was a play and now made into a musical. Sometimes people should leave the original alone. This is why I feel many people didn’t want to go see it again.

I don't care what nobody say, Funky Dineva is the truth! Intelligent, funny, smart, insightful. And he doesn't hate women either. He gives flowers to mostly women. He pays homage to Women and people with real talent all the time. I'm a big fan so maybe I'm biased🤷🏾‍♀️#Funky#Bunch#for#Life

Funky, why you taking us back to 2004?😂❤😂❤

I’m running late ⏰ The church van did not show up to pick me who was driving today?

Another 10k night let’s go 🎉🎉

As a woman, no man should be paying for my dress, makeup, hair, and babysitter when going on a first date- this is freaking ridiculous.

However, you want to be treated is how you want to be treated. Don't let nobody tell you different. You live this life. Do not let anybody tell you how to live it..

I remember telling my ex I couldn’t go out until the next week because I couldn’t afford a babysitter and he paid my mom to watch the girls and brought hella groceries to my house for the girls. I was shocked. We stayed together 15 years 🤷🏾‍♀️

“but I got money!” is hilarious bc it’s so accurate! 😂😂😂

I fell out when Q said I think I have to boo boo 😂😂😂😂 you guys know you have been there and just didn’t say it . Cause I have. He is so damn real!

Sorry but I'm a CNA/Home Health Aide/ Business Owner. I make over $1000 a month for 40 hours. I got 1 patient. Not all CNA jobs are cleaning ish and toilets for a living.

The Soul Train scramble board describing her face had me dead to the floor! 😅😂

I had a friend, high yellow petite and that's all she had, say to me how do you always find a good man and you're fat 😒. I told her asked my man. He told her my lady is beautiful inside and out, she is great company, she kind hearted and loving, you know she can throw down in the kitchen and she listens and appreciate me and makes me feel special. He also told her you are not a good person or friend to say that to her, because I see how much she helps you. You will never get a man because you are the type of woman that a man will only relieve himself in give you a little money or pay a bill and never marry. 30+years later we are still married and happy, and she's still fucking the mailman, ice-cream truck driver and anyone who will give her a little $30 -$50 dollars and we are no longer friends. As women if you carry yourself accordingly and like a lady you will find a great real man. It's not always about the bag and money. JMO

Funky the closest thing we got to Wendy… If you disagree argue w/ ya momma.

Sexy Redd is pushed because she went viral online… she wasn’t pushed by the industry until our community increased her popularity online. Let’s take accountability

Nessa girl I ain’t never required guys to pay for a sitter. The guys that I dated just offered to pay it. I’ve never had to ask.

Not Sierra face look like the Soul Train scramble board... I'm SCREAMING!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😱😱🤣🤣🤣

Loved it esp about them lip fillers its OUT of Control

He is so funny. Those demands with dating are on both sides. Men do shady things like expecting sex for a meal. It's dusty on both sides. I don't believe Shaunie paid that guy either, he was kinda dusty to say she paid him. Shaunie is too classy to even address that dusty.

0:52 ✝️ *Sister Yung **#CareshaPlease** Miami* *has gladly volunteered for the **#Urination** ministry* #Amen 🙏🏾

I think Taraji should have got an Oscar or Golden Globe or screen actors or something. In my opinion her acting her singing her dancing showed a whole other side of her talent. She was stellar! In my opinion!

Facts Funky. Our own media is used to push the most negative stereotypes on our own people. Our own worse enemy

The Colour Purple comes out in UK & Europe this Friday… so there is still opportunity for them to recoup their coin, plus streaming etc. I watched the movie last month, in NYC and I loved it! & I’ll be going again to see it this weekend, in London.

It's actually quite common for a men to pay for expenses to court a woman

Funky can you allow replay people to view the live chat comments?

That was daddy yankie that went and found Jesus

Not the asian choir 😂..lmfao

Yes! Phenomenal woman 🤌🏾

Your videos are the absolute BEST!!!!!!!!

Movie sales never matter because most of the movies that win, we've never heard of. I loved the Barbie movie, and Ryan did well, but I wouldn't say it was an Oscar worthy role 🤷🏾‍♀️

The color purple was 100% more Oscar worthy than Barbie..

Keep up the amazing work 🎉Funky....

Please CONTINUE shedding LIGHT on the degradation of black and brown in certain public media entertainment compared TO ALL THE OTHER CULTURES 🤔😔😢 What are we gona do? We getting older as the younger generations are getting more ratchet trashy!

You getting up to “boo-boo” made me relate to you lmao. I can’t concentrate anymore til it’s out my body 🤣

Well I sure do wish it was 2004 again😂🎉

No one is chasing Shaunie O’Niel!!

The gag is traditionally in courting the man does that naturally. It's dating etiquette and not abnormal for a man to show how interested and serious he is by spending money to spend time. Time is money, pay me.

Yall exactly right. Sierra messed her lips up. They look horrible. ..."but I got money. " 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂

….”But I got MONNEEEYYY!!” LMAO 🤣

Not 2004, Funky! Love ya ❤

I’m slowly but surely realizing the Candace Owens says a lot of things I agree with

Only thing from TCP that I think was snubbed was maybe the soundtrack/score. Danielle Brooks DESERVES her Oscar nomination as well as Colman Domingo! Rustin was GOODt!

I can’t wait til the end of February so that I can experience that good Miami weather for my birthday!!

I missed church but watching now!

"But I got money" 🤣🤣🤣

The poetic justice reference…..hi-larious😂😂😂

I’m crying laughing!! Funky had a point about being transactional in dating. 😂😂😂

Uh huh! Funky in the mirror telling his best friend ooooh girl I think my back getting big!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Karlie Red messed her face all the way up

Who needs a piece of hard candy 🍬 ? I got mints, butterscotch, and a variety of Christmas candy that's stuck together 👵🏽👜👛

My favorite weekly services 😂

Common is for the streets. He been passed around and ran through. He for everybody.

😂😂😂😂😂😂 listen church!!! Women in Christ I have seat covers in my bag so get with me if you need to use the portable potty during church and I left a few to the left in the foyer!

Contrary to popular opinion Color Purple as a whole was Oscar worthy but Fantasia's role was not Oscar worthy. Danielle Brooks' acting was Oscar worthy. In addition, as for Taraji after Benjamin Buttons what else did she do to deserve or earn a pay raise? She took a step backwards with Empire as opposed to progressing to something higher. Say what you want it makes a difference. Regular jobs have entry level, mid senior level, management level, and executive level. What person will take an executive level role and then go back to an entry level role. Same thing with acting. There are levels to it.

I agree with Q on the dating thing. Dating is just collecting data on both sides. The expectation of having a stranger funding your lifestyle or take care of the bare minimum you should be able to do for yourself is crazy.

Excellent show my dude! 👏🏾💥🔥💯🎉🎊👍🏽🙏🏼✨💫😂🤣💝

I can’t stand you & the urinary ministry😂😂😂 ❤

Not the urinary ministry! 😂😂😂

Does the child feel abandoned by Scrappy, it's anger.

Hell naw not the urinary ministry 😂😂😂😂

Common is the equivalent of John Meyer😂

Funky always be on point 🎯 💯

Funky, I say pay for her own damn babysitting.. She is entitled and ridiculous..She is not that important.. I totally agree with you..!!

It's not that mans responsibility to pay a babysitter, those are your kids. You had them and you want to go out, you pay for the babysitter. 17:55

omg Q, your dialogue of the way guys use to start the convo just to ask us out on a date was nostalgic🥰🥰

Wait Common not with the DUI lady no more 😮😮

‘Urinary Ministry’ LMFAO 😅🤣🤣🤣❤

I must sit down and have brunch with you!! I love you so much!!! ❤❤❤

I agree with Candace Owens on this one. All the reality shows and what the music world portray is sickening

Courts offer pretty much everyone a plea deal. If you agree to a lesser charge or less time without going to court, it saves lots and lots of money and resources for the government.

Fantasia was really moving as Ciely but she really doesn’t deserve an Oscar for her first role ever. Hell Whoppi didn’t even get an Oscar for that role.

Mrs. Owens is correct! This shyt is out of control and just sad!!! 7:33

I’m sooooo weak… but I GOT MONEYYYYYYY

I'm not a fan of musicals, so I was really hesitant to see The Color Purple. I was pleasantly surprised, the songs were good, and so was the choreography! I didn't know Danielle Brooks could sing, but she and Taraji had really good singing performances. If you're on the fence, give it a watch!

It’s about symmetry strength training with the upper body for that V shape you need upper shoulder training and trapezoids your wings to offset the booty situation 😊 though calf muscle development is also key.