Benny was a young man in a land far away. One day, his fairy godmother appeared to him. She said “Benny, I am gifting you with great abilities, but you must never shave or cut your hair, or you will become a water jug.”. Then she disappeared. Years passed, and Benny became a great leader and savior of his people. His wisdom was legendary, and his logic was flawless. Then he met the woman. She was beautiful, witty, and seductive. She said “Benny, I love you, but the whiskers have to go.”. Benny resisted as long as he could, but the allure was too great…finally, he took the razor and shaved his beard. **POOF** Benny was changed into a water jug. The moral is “A Benny shaved is a Benny urned”.
A taxi was speeding down the road. In the backside was a woman about to be in labor who was screaming at the poor driver to hurry up and get her to the hospital as quickly as he could. Suddenly the taxi screeched to a halt. "What's happened, are we at the hospital yet?' Demanded the woman. The driver turned and responded uneasily. "No ma'am, we a just a few feet from the hospital, but there is a huge long traffic jam just in front of us!" "WHAT?!!!" Yelled the woman, red in the face and swinging her fists at the driver's head. "I AM ABOUT TO HAVE A BABY AND THERE IS A TRAFFIC JAM, YOU BETTER DO SOMETHING RIGHT NOW!" The driver didn't answer at first, instead he took out his phone and began to dial. "WHO IN THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING!!" Screamed the woman. "My wife," the driver responded calmly. "To ask her to bring some hot water because if this traffic continues we may have to deliver your baby here and if you keep yelling at me madam I may just use the water to drown you!"
