Funny (Terrible?) Pick-Up Lines in Japanese (KAWAII is for NOOBS めざせナンパ師！) 

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Kawaii for girls, kirei for milfs Misa, ca 2016-17

GENKI-KUN IS BACK!!!

This was so cute Misa, I'm now a ナンパ師. On the real, I love how much detail you put into explaining every detail. You have no idea how helpful it is to me as someone living in Japan who wants to understand the language as thoroughly as possible Also funny to finally be able to understand what those nanpa dudes I see in Shibuya are saying to girls 😂

i didnt know i need this in my life

This isn't why I'm learning Japanese but still great to know 😁

Damn those noobs that dont watch Misa sensei are REALLY missing out on some quality content. Like if you cant hit on your waifu, what good is your Japanese for?

Bro if someone told me i'm pretty in the street i'd say something like *oh thank you, that's nice !* And continue walking because i'm kinda stupid tbh

"How do you write/pronounce my name in your language?" is the oldest trick in the book

三十万人登録者達成を、ほんとにおめでとうございます。質量とも両立できて感心しました。

Misa-sensei, this is the first time I comment, but I wanted you to know that I'm truly grateful for your videos, which I discovered a few months ago. Your teaching is great; you always manage to show us useful and funny examples that help us remember the new words, expressions and grammar you teach. I've just got my Translation degree finished, and the languages I studied are English and Japanese, but still felt that my Japanese was so poor I was ashamed to say that I've been studying it for four years (there weren't too many hours of Japanese lessons in the degree, actually, but still feel I should be more fluent). But now, thanks to your videos, I feel much more confident with my Japanese. This is the kind of enjoyable content - instead of only boring, outdated books - I needed to assimilate well all the grammar I've been uselessly trying to memorise! (I could remember what I studied for my exams, but then I often forgot almost everything I had just learnt.) So thanks a lot for your help! I can't thank you enough. I can't afford to support you on Patreon by the moment, as I haven't got a job for a year now (still studying and depending on my parents), but I'll do it for sure as soon as I can. I've just recommended your channel and Instagram account on Instagram too - you probably won't be able to understand the text, though, as I did so in Spanish, which is the language that most of my followers speak, and also suggested they tried HelloTalk (although this is something I haven't done myself yet, as I'll a bit busy for a few weeks). I want to become an English teacher (and hopefully a Japanese one, some day) and you are a wonderful example of how a good teacher must be to me. I adore that you share vegan options in Japan on Instagram, too! That's information I will need when I finally travel to Japan. ありがとうございました！ バルセロナからのご挨拶。😊

As always, your lesson is entertaining and packed full of detailed, useful Japanese grammar and vocab. 本当に、教えてくれてありがとう！

This was very funny and so enjoyable and Misa Sensei seemed to enjoy herself immensely and Sensei laughed a lot. I notice that you are having a lot of fun in your recent videos. Many thanks.

Your lessons are getting better and better. Thank you Misa sensei🍎

Thanks a lot! This is a really helpful channel

thank for teaching💛

The most beautiful Japanese teacher ever

Omg I needed it so much😍😁 thank you Misa

Thanks for the lessons!!!! YOU ROCK!!!

Oh man I asked how Roppongi was once to someone I had asked where they were from and they were quick to point out they work there, like they didn't want me thinking of them as part of the lifestyle. It was kind of funny.

Your the best Misa! Thank you!

I needed that

😂😂面白いです!

Misa, let me teach you one of the best pick-up lines ever! "Are your parents pirates? No? So where are they found such a treasure!" Funny and cute at the same time.

I've been expecting these thank you very much misa san you're so like me.

I've been using HT for some time now since you recommended it in 1 of your old videos

Great video! I would like to hear some more ways to accept/reject these pickup lines

I'm ready to go to Shibuya and do some nanpa now. Thanks Misa :D

めっちゃ笑った!😅

funny macho joke: italian girls need romantic pick up lines, french girls need intelligent pick up lines, english girls dont need any pick line at all, a beer would be enough:)

最高！

Hellotalkを毎日使ってみてる！

wow you really nailed that shibuya nampa feel. the first few times the "are you alone?" thing really unsettled me haha.

you are very great teacher

またこのビデオ待ちます よね🥰

Now we girls need a "turn off" lines 😅

The "nose bleeding" part had me in stitches.

Where did you buy those Pikachu mugs from? ^_^ Congrats on 300k subscribers, that's awesome!

ngl y'all nice as hell if you laugh at the "sorry my heart is so loud" line over here you'd definitely get clowned for tryin somethin like there here

this is a great video, but I dont think I'll be using this any time soon lol. :P

I'll try these out and let you know how it works. wish me luck! XD

ne ne ne, that was actually really cute, made me laugh there. thanks

みさ先生はピカチュウを見ると、鼻血が出ます！

I like that Misa says that its ok to use those as long as you are not creepy and dont use them as a first message. It's more important then some may think

This is why I learn Japanese

If this helps me find a Japanese girlfriend I will be forever in your debt

New segment, Misa sensei dating coach! 👍

Gonna try and add another horrible pickup line just because it's so common in English: 私、かわいくないけど、めちゃくちゃ性格がいい。

I’m pretty sure if I met Misa on the street and said “I have those pikachu shoes too”, she would quickly run away

This is hilarious xD

みさ先生の服はかわいいです！！！！！！(髪もかわいいです)💓

Omg this Is so hilarious! I will become such a 罪な男！

I can see the lighting in your EyEs o.O

As a kid I'd say 君 to everyone whose name I didn't know, cuz I thought it was just a more polite form of あなた, and I heard it from my mum and her friends all the time. Was accidentally bossing around adults lol

Nice.

時間とともに、みさ先生はもっと可愛く、もっと面白くなれるさ

I prefer the Misa pick lines. I would so use those on a lady, to make her laugh at the very least. :)

Lol.. so the nose bleed isn't just a Japanese television joke.. hilarious.

This is a great video! I noticed you said most Japanese girls prefer kawaii over kirei but what about 美しい? That was a word I had planned to try

Lol sounds good to me !

hi misa, everything jewel

Kawaii!!

0:01, can't stop laughing.

I always wondered what is ナンパ when shinchan said ナンパをするなら… Now I got it😆

Nosebleed - classic anime type stuff 😅

Sensei post short videos on tiktok too for everyday words or phrases that we can use please ☺️

Pick up line? Oh oh, I have one! Eh-hemm... ヘイ彼女, お茶しない?

Im not NEARLY at the stage where I can study this, but I just wanted to see Misa's latest hairstyle. #alwaysglamorous xx

23 минуты улыбался, спасибо! На фото Миса сенсей как сияющее солнце на голубом небе ;)

Can you explain why kimi is used so much in song lyrics? Do those bossy/superior nuances not apply to songs, because there's more of a need to use an unnamed "you"?

Lol 無視にされるそうだ。笑笑 今度出かけるときにやってみる

So many guys are going to mess these up lol

Ohhh lord, the first make me crack as a egg.

Franku-sensei taught us the best pick up line: Etchi shiyo.

When you said you ignore people if they say "kawaii ne" because there are lots of bad people, I genuinely that you were going to say that anyone who likes pikachu can't be that bad.

Chad Misa makes me very uncomfortable with his eyes.

Gee, it must be nice to actually have someone from the opposite gender try to talk to you. Most men would not know what that feels like.

So thats why she is called Mabushina in Kiramager.

Misa sensei didn't failed to teach Nihongo in a funny way.

You look like the young Keiko Masuda of Pink Lady. 😻

みささん、めっちゃ楽しくて綺麗だねwただ、私はピカチュウめいぐるみが持ってないんだけど。ガーン！絶対みささんにナンパ出来ないww)^o^(

The parents one Hahahaha

Hello misa sensei can i use some of your dialogue in tiktok?

Can you please cover 感じる vs 感じ vs 感じがする

I can't even this is the most biggest thing ever but I don't know if it's a good idea I don't know if it's clean in there

" hey girl , can i catch you with my pokeball ?"

Kerei da ne misa sensei

「昨日かわいい子を見た、ナンパしてみたけど、無視された。」If I ever go back to Japan I have a feeling this will be an important phrase to know.

I already had a hello talk account but since I did not had it with your link does that mean I can't follow you in the app? :(

So Misa will change the channelname to "Find your love in Japan"? I heard its free now :D

遅れて申し訳ありませんが、約10分間の休憩中なので、あまりにも長い間あなたの生放送に出席するどころではないよ。 次回は時間に余裕があるとか手が空くときか、完全に都合がつくときにするかもね。 とにかく、先生の素晴らしい説明を見るまで知らなかった言葉もありましたが、新口説き文句の使い方を教えていただき誠にありがとうございます。 誰か先生の多様な口説き文句をまとめてくれるのを楽しみに待っています。 次の機会や動画まで、先生、あばよ。 追記：ハロートークを使う代わりに、私の意見にとってiTakiってアプリをオススメします。iTakiには家庭教師を雇うところに越したことはないよ。ハロートークを使わないん、なぜかというとひどい目にあったしたくさんのが気持ち悪いやつがいるしから。 お疲れ様でした

みさ先生、これどう？ 聞こえない? 心臓の叫んでることは君の名前😅😅 もう一つ 目を閉じて。 何を見た？ ないよね? 僕の人生は君がいないなら、その通りだ。😅😅

My line: Do you have a tissue? You're so pretty that I already shit my pants! (I'm alone forever, but it's worth it!)

4:29 If we wanna say "I'm nervous(right now/presently)" dont we use the present progressive for that in Japanese? So in other words shouldn't we say 「ドキドキしてる」 rather than 「ドキドキする」？

I 💖💙 you Misa sensei

😂😂😂😂I’d probs get slapped if I used some of these 😂😂😂😂

This is so silly.

Pretty woman at the side walk. Friend no. 1- nose about to bleed Friend no. 2- salivating Friend no. 3- asks the tissue from the pretty woman Tissue- I am used to nose bleeds a lot.

ピカチュウの靴を履いている人が、是帯におしゃれですよね。

I may try on some of the friends I made on HT