Funny things people did on autopilot (w/ Boyinaband) 

I was moving past a girl at work, and she said “thank you” instead of “excuse me” and then I responded “yep” like I do when people thank me for little things.

I often call everyone 'Mum' and 'Dad'. It's a simple one.

I once was reading a book and my teacher ask me a question and i tried to pause the book by tapping on it 🤦‍♂️

It was my birthday. So everyone in my class was wishing me a happy birthday. Eventually I just went around saying thank you on autopilot. Like... They : Hey can I borrow your pen- Me : thank you 😄

When I left a friend's apartment (that was years ago) they wished me a safe trip home. And I said *thanks, you too* 😂😂 Another thing is (happened recently) - I work in a supermarket and if people ask me where something is, I point it out (if I know. I haven't been there long). They usually say *thank you* and I reply with *you're welcome* . But then there aee customers who don't thank me but force of habit makes me partly say *you're we-* until I realize they didn't even thank me and I shut up 😂

So long since I saw Dave and Joel not singing and just talking

Okay, please tell me I am not the only one who died of laughter when Dave just kept repeating "Panera Bread"

So many good roomie quotes in this one 😂 “Something big in my pants that feels like I have something in my pockets 👀” “I’m sorry I’m so short okay!!”

I worked at a movie theater and about 45% of my job was watching people walk away in horror after I would tell them to enjoy the movie and they would say “you too” then stare at me in shame as they realized what they did. So many people would try to apologize or would just turn red and run 😂😂

I love you roomie

*My entire life is on autopilot*

I'm a digital artist and there was one time that I got so used to drawing on a tablet, that when I drew on paper again, I reached my hand to the top left of the paper to press the imaginary undo button.

Me: not wearing my glasses Also me: pushing up my glasses that aren't there

Pilot: _turns on autopilot mode_ Also pilot: _plays Flight Simulator 2018_

Will no one talk about the times you’ve called a teacher/friend “mom/dad” at school lol

One time I asked, "So, when's the fourth of July?"

I was once on the phone with my friend and told her: "Ugh! Be right back, I need to find my phone."

During an art project I had a glue stick...and chap stick. You can imagine what followed.

I was replacing flowers in a vase and I accidentally threw the water in the trash and put the flowers in the sink...

My friend "lost" his phone in the dark and was trying to find it with the flashlight of his phone

I do digital art and have tried many times to pinch and zoom while drawing traditional art lol.

People on my birthday: "Happy Birthday!" Me: "Happy birthday to you too! Oh, wait..."

Waiter: "Enjoy your food." Me: "Thank you. You too" Waiter: ... Me: ...

One time when I was ringing someone up I asked if they wanted their receipt. Most people say no and i just crumble it up and throw it away, but this person said yes and I accidentally crumbled it up and gave it to them.

I once washed my hands for 5 minutes straight because I kept forgetting if I put soap on my hands so I kept adding more

One time I cracked a egg 🥚 and I threw away the yolk and but the shell in the pan Twice....

I turned my tv volume down cuz I couldn't taste my burrito

"And my hair is red so even if i have any other problems-" *Screams in period*

The nurse said “hello” and I said “good” as if she had said how are you doing. I’m an Idiot. Then I ran upstairs hoping she didn’t hear that.

This is without a doubt the second best channel from Gothenburg

Omf 'I'll edit it out later' I tried to pause my mum talking I TrIEd to PAUSE my mum.

3:14 i think i would've thrown my clothes in the tub and then start to climb in the basket haha and probably then realise what i was doing lol

I was talking to my mom in the car and she reached to turn the volume down (nothing was on the radio) -she was trying to turn me down :(

My mom asked me where her keys were and I looked at her and said "no"

Once I was at the doctors and they asked how I was feeling and I said “good, you?”

"Whats something weird/funny/embarrassing you've done on Auto Pilot?" crash

Security Guard: Have A Good Flight Normal People: Thanks! :D Me: You too Wait...

I was looking for my phone under my bed.... *holding my phone in my hand,using the flashlight to see..*

I’ve once poured iced tea into my bowl of cereal.

Once, somebody wished me happy birthday. I said “thanks, you too!” It was not their birthday

Whenever I want to get a drink I fill up my cup of water, and I pour out the rest of the water that I didn't drink into the sink. Once I was at the kitchen table and I took a drink of water and I poured the rest of it onto the table.

My dad asked how was school I answered "Its okay" It was vacation *DOUBLE AUTO PILOT*

I have, many times, accidentally flipped the bird at people when meaning to give them a thumbs up.

I have thrown out my steel spoon with my yogurt cup multiple times.

Once I was asking my mom where my phone is I accidentally said "Where is my hair" because I was thinking of how messed up my hair was at the time

Felix: *_Creates LWIAY_* -Considered unoriginal content. Joel: *_Searches the subreddit_* -Original content!

"I'll edit that out later" Fucking brilliant, why haven't I thought of that!?

Something I’ve done on autopilot is, in class, I wouldn’t listen then think “I’ll just rewind”

I said “good dog” to a human child...super embarrassing

I sometimes lose my own glasses on my face and start looking for them, not really understanding that I wouldn’t be able to see what I was doing without them...

Okay this video was uploaded a year ago but I just did something on autopilot: I had my hairbrush out and my tooth brush out, I was gonna brush my teeth so I but toothpaste on it but then I forgot what I was doing so I decided to brush my hair but I took my toothbrush (with toothpaste on it) and started brushing my hair with it. I didn’t realize until my mom asked why I had toothpaste in my hair

One time I was having a sleepover, and one of my friends parents said, "have a fun sleepover!" And I said back, "you too!" Then I closed the door awkwardly...

“I pulled my keys out of my pocket and unlocked the door” That reminds me when I was using my PHONES flashlight to look for my PHONE 🤦🏻‍♀️

I had an hour long *phone* conversation with my friend and she was on there helping me look for my phone the whole time. U didn't realize till she said "check under the bed" I said "ok I'ma set u down real quick" I look over then there's a long pause and then we both start busting out laughing. This is the first time I realized I was an idiot. It progresses over time

Yesterday the pizza delivery man said "Bon appetit" and I said "thanks, u too", felt so cringe

So glad to see Dave’s still alive ❤️

How the hell was this not on here Waiter:enjoy your food Me:you too In my head:damn it not again

I've stepped in the bath when I'm still wearing my socks more times than I'd care to admit

I have one: I used to work at a christian thrift store and we would say "Welcome to Karm Stores" everytime someone came in (which had a bell that would ding to alert us.) We were super short staffed and I had worked a week full of doubles and went to get some subway this day. I'm standing in line and someone walks in the subway behind me. The ding goes off and I turned around and said "welcome to karm stores!" And we all busted out laughing 😅

MY TWEET MADE IT IN THE VIDEO IM SO PLEASED (i’m the one with my hand covered in human ashes ,,,)

Nice to see Dave is still alive.

Me: *raises hand in class* Teacher: *calls on me* Me: Mom- *everyone in class including me laughs until we die*

I love how Dave looks like he is being held hostage 🤣

for some reason i'm always overly hyped whenever i see dave in something xD been like that for about two years, what kind of voodoo magic did he put out xD

When i was a kid i called my teacher mom in the middle of class One day while talking about the godfather in my film studies class i meant to say i saw another version of the godfather. Accidentally said virgin in a class full of teenagers Tried to scroll through a book because i used to read on my phone all the time Accidentally texted my mom "hey babe" instead of my boyfriend

My dad told me to put some papers in the car, and then he gave me the key. So I unlocked the car, locked it while the door was open, and left the keys in the car. I stood there with the paper and realized my mistake.

I got used to reading books on my phone, so when I was reading a real book, I tried to swipe the page instead of turning it. I kept trying and was wondering why it wasn't working. 😂😂

Drinking an open water bottle then closed it with a cap. *1 minute later* Drinks a water bottle with a cap.

Dave’s laugh is so precious That beautiful man gives me life

Them: Happy Birthday! Me: *yOu ToO!*

I thought his name was Roomie for the longest time

When ı painted a watercolor painting and I had a drink and GOD DAMN I drank the paint 😑

Back when loom bands were a thing, I would play with little loom band figures I made. At recess one day at school, I had a figure in one hand and a cookie in the other. I stuffed the whole rubber band figure into my mouth. I thought it was weird the cookie was chewy and gross, but thought nothing of it and swallowed. Then I looked down at the cookie in my hand, but it was too late... When I was younger, I would eat dinner with my family. If I was really thirsty, I would sometimes steal my sister’s water glass and drink it all. One night, my mother was sitting where my sister usually sat. My mother had a glass of wine. I picked it up and downed it all. Looked up at my family, who were all staring at me.

"I accidentally ate a crayon" Me: I used to purposefully eat crayons.

When I was really little, I once dipped a chicken nugget into my soda instead of the ketchup on accident Also, I do digital art rather often, so when I do traditional art and mess up I try to find the "undo" button only to remember... paper

You should hire the animator who did pewdiepie’s legs in congratulations

Dave and Joel together again? They planning another song with Felix?

roomie: advertises his merch me: STOP IT, I’M POOR OK, I ADMIT THAT I’M POOR SO JUST STOP

_Tesla on autopilot while two people do funny stuff._

I almost instinctively answered my cell phone as if it was my work phone: ‘hello this is ___ how may I direct your call?’

I study Spanish for a long time. And once when I was in tren going somewhere, a lady came and ask something in Czech (my national lenguage) but I accidentally replied in Spanish instead of Czech and then I was so embarrassed that I freezed and was not able to say anything cause I was still thinking in Spanish not able of embarrassment to say anything in my national lenguage. God thanks someone else replied and ended my nightmare. And sometimes when I talk I put in between of my talking some Spanish words instead. So I speak Czech and it is looking like Czech word, Czech word, Czech word, Czech word, Spanish word Czech word.

Dave isn't uploading much lower-effort content (which I absolutely love) on his channel anymore, so those collab shitposts are my only fix.

It took Me all the way till “i kissed my wifes friend on accident” to realize that auto pilot meant that it was a habit🤣

i once thought that taking a shower would wake other people in my house up so i went and got earphones to plug into the shower

I called my teachers mom and dad several times, and so did you

I turned my phone over when reading a book on because I thought I was turning the page. Similarly, I one time tried to swipe to the next page when reading a book.

Omg i have been on autopilot before Ok so i served myself some ceral and i was constantly thinking pour the milk...but when the time came i accidently grabbed the lemonade XD and so i had lemonade cereal

Yay, new Roomie video. YAY DAVE IS ALIVE! 🖤👌

At the movies when the person who checks my ticket says, “Enjoy the movie!” And I say, “Thank you, you too!” ***Awkwardly walks away

When my little brother was like two years old, he couldn't get any sound off a flute, so he thought he had to charge it... And my cousin (at the same age) tried to use a book like an iPad...

I called someone telling them to call my phone. They laughed and hung up. I realised I had my phone.

Once I went to the store and I was buying something, and the last said "bye have a nice day!" And I said back, litrally almost yelling, "BYE, LOVE YOU!" And I didn't notice untill I left the store.

When is Dave just going to officially join your channel? The legit Boyinaband+RoomieOfficial merger will be the business move of the century!

Me: Looks at thumbnail Me: sees dave Me: Sees title Me AGAIN: WAIT DOES THAT SAY W/ BOYFRIEND?!!!! WHAT!??? me: *Looks again* ohhhh

5:52 Dave: panera bread Joel: I dunno what that is Dave: *PaNeRa BrEaD!!!*

“Why is the toilet playing music?” I’m crying, this is the funniest thing I’ve heard all day

when I was ten my dad forgot his phone at home so I called to tell him.... I walked to the hall so I could hear through the ringing ,when he picks up . And when I look at his phone to find out whos calling, it was me. And then I realized....

I walked around my whole house looking for the TV remote only to find it... *in my hand*

waiter: enjoy ! me: you too ! me thirty seconds later: *omJSDJHD-* teacher: bye :) me: thank you. me later : wAIT-

I once was in the checkout line at a store and when the person in front of me left I walked up to the cashier and before she said anything to me I said “Thank you” she looked at me weird.. there was a long silence and then my husband who was in line with me asked “Are you okay” 😂