The guy was weird too. I was about 19 y/o at the time. He kept bringing up big hero six and how he had a cameo in it. I hadn't seen it before and even told him that. But still he kept bringing it up and laughing to himself about apearing in a movie. I later watched it to find out the moment he was referring to was when the stoner college kid was showing off his comics.
I am a doc too during my residency my my senior doc had a patient (M 23 who broke femur into 3 and was a son of one of another doc) to whom he said lets play the DVD to know how to repair the Femur just before the Anaesthetic kicked in.
Once i woke up during anesthesia and asked “you done yet?” And the dentist said “no that was just the novocaine injection, go back to sleep” I said aight and went back under
I had to get out my appendix out, so the doctor told me to count down to ten. I then quickly counted it down really fast, the last thing I heard was the nurse saying “that’s cheating”.
That's crazy. The countdown thing never works for me, I've gotten to 70 & said "this isn't working, I just feel like I'm starting to float" & they then used & IV rather than gas & it worked. I'm extremely resistant to many drugs, as well as alcohol (used to drink 4 gallons of liquor a week for severe chronic pain)
The autistic Artist There is way better way to deal with chronic pain, daily alcohol usage can damage the liver and there is no need to be a doctor to know this...
LifeIsFreaking Interesting ehhhhh sorry I wouldn’t know. I’m not even old enough to drive so I wouldn’t understand these things. You, my friend, have taught me something new today 😊
@@kate7yn334 I'm pretty sure what they gave you was Propofol. I've had it many times when I needed to be put out, and if the vein is close to the surface, it really really burns. If it burned, it's really likely that you had the IV in your hand or in your wrist. If a vein in the inside of your elbow is relatively close to the surface, it can also burn if that's where you had it.
So I’ve had the privilege of having 7 surgeries from injuries sustained as a wrestler. It took me 7 surgeries to finally get this joke I’d wanted to do as I was going out... Here I am about to have my ACL reconstructed and as I’m feeling the propofol take affect, I say “Hey everyone, want to know how to keep a doctor in suspense?” and the whole OR fell quiet awaiting my response. To which, they never got as I had finally succumbed to the anesthesia. According to my surgeon, they sat and waited for about 20 seconds before realizing that the joke was me being knocked out and having them waiting for an answer in suspense. After which, she said they laughed for a good minute or two before starting the procedure. Next week, I get to experience it all over again in another surgery... I’ll make sure to do it again lol.
Zak Jet I unfortunately was too drugged to remember to do it😕 Surgery went well though, roughly 65% of my acetabular labrum was torn and it was repaired. No clue how I managed to do that one but hey, it’s fixed and I have less pain than before surgery so I’m stoked🙌🏽
Morlun91 Oh yeah haha, I retired from wrestling a few years ago! After my 3rd shoulder surgery (which was a biceps tenodesis - where they cut the long head of the biceps and attach it into the distal portion of the bicipital groove), my surgeon was very real with me and told me there could be some serious consequences if I damaged what he had done. So, I hung up the wrestling shoes and focused in on my studies and guitar playing. It’s unfortunate though as I never got to wrestle a collegiate match. But, it’s been a blessing through the grand scheme of it all. Ultimately, my body feels wonderful now and after the hip I’m feeling normal again for the first time in years. I’m graduating from my undergrad this May and am pursuing a Ph.D. in exercise physiology because I want to teach. Luckily, I don’t need to be too mobile for that profession haha :)
Nurse: "Count from 10 to 0 and you'll be out" Me: *counts backwards from 10* "Done, can I get a sticker now?" Doc: "Why is he still awake?" Me: "I'm a good-" *passes out*
My uncle shattered his hand with a hammer while putting up a shelf and had to get it to reconstructed and before they put him under he asked the doctor in an overly dramatic tone if he'd be able to play the piano. The doc confused by the this said sure it should be possible, my uncle then burst out with "GOOD BECAUSE I COULDENT BEFORE!."
Straight up I asked a nurse out before my wisdom tooth operation and her number was in my pants pocket that night when I took my wallet and keys out. Together almost a year now :D
I took my mask off after they said it was oxygen but felt myself going out. They tried to pull a fast one but I wanted to let them know I wasn't going to let them get away with it completely. For the record, I was okay with the gas and was ready for them to put me out but the lying got me heated.
Mine was the knock out gas using the mask, right before I went under I said "wait a second... this smells like chloroform." The doctor nearly fell back in his chair, I felt accomplished.
I had to get my shoulder fixed and before the anesthesia kicked in the surgeon said "This is the first time I've ever worked on a non-dummy" (he was joking). I politely replied. "So you're calling me smart?"
I had a surgery and when I was passing out I yelled at the top of my voice "Don't let my friends in until I can speak full numbers they wil...."*passed out* Then when I woke up I yelled "Will draw all over my face with sharpie!!!!!!" They were actually planning to do they tho
One thing about propofol, at least for me, is that when you wake up, you wake up _fully_ , without any drowsiness or wooziness. OMG, the spell-checker knows "wooziness."
Oml I need to get my 4 wisdom teeth out and a cavity tooth (a bit sad cause I felt safe at this one place but insurance doesnt cover it so I gotta go to some torture looking factory) so I'm looking for things to lighten the mood and make them laugh (and most likely frick up my teeth cause they're either subtly messed with or laughing their heads off
I had to go for a surgery,I remember them placing a green mask on me,the doctor jokingly said“Any last words?" I said“If I die,sleep with your eyes open"and passed out
@Srija Mitra the joke refers to bdsm (a kind of sexual foreplay involving pain and torture) the instrument the doctor was using to keep the patient from biting down resembles a bondage toy that is a ball and strap that one person wraps around the other persons mouth to keep them from moaning or screaming loudly. The “safe word” is a word that the person receiving pain says if the pain is too much and it will make the pain giver stop. Usually the person experiencing pain is called a masochist (a person who experiences sexual pleasure through pain) and the person giving the pain is called a sadist (a person who receives sexual pleasure seeing others in pain). If you want to know more, watch the movie “Fifty shades of Grey”. That movie is all about bdsm.
@@DarkLink1996. sorry but im at a point where i just asume people online are serious when they ask stupid questions because i have seen so much stupidity already
Went for open heart surgery and before the meds knocked me out I asked for them to notify the surgeon (hadn't walked into the room yet as far as I'm aware) that I'd like to request that they install an ARC Reactor in place of my heart. The nurses at my side didn't get it until I heard laughter coming from behind them and another nurse simply explained with one word, "Ironman" then the rest of the room broke into laughter. Then right as I was fading out the surgeon walks up and says, "Ok Mr. Stark, let's install Mk. 5." (This was my fifth heart surgery)
@@James-May yup being born with a defect requires a lot of updates since the "replacement parts" don't grow along with you since they're not naturally part of the body.
Right before I went under for getting my wisdom teeth removed, the dentists assistant put the IV in my arm and I distinctly remember my arm feeling the way mint tastes. I looked her straight in the eye and said, "woah. Is this what it's like to chew five gum?" And then I woke up.
When I was under for my wisdom teeth i remember the room looked like some shit from saw and i said if your going to harvest my organs I'll be fine with that.
When I was about to have surgery. The guy put the mask on me. After a little while, I acted as if I were out, when he took the mask off, I quickly “jumped” at him and scared the shit out of him. For some reason, I don’t pass out quickly. I had a doctor once ask me behind my family’s back if I was on some kind of drugs, after like 15 minutes of not passing out.
As an adult I've only been knocked out for surgery once, to get my wisdom teeth removed. The orthopedic surgeon told me that as the anesthesia sets in, I will start to get an erection. The last thing I remember is turning to the cute nurse and saying "Don't get too excited now. We have to stay professional here." Lmao
Okay, no joke, the nurse for my school was named Mrs. Cheryl Stark. One day, I was feeling sick, so I legit said, "Mrs. Stark, I don't feel so good." Long story short, I was sent back to class because she thought I was joking around about feeling sick. EDIT: I threw up in class.
I sang “I can’t feel my face” when I was woken up after having my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently a little girl that was crying non stop 2 rooms away heard this and stopped to listen and giggled. I’m tone deaf and apparently my mum could hear I was awake walking in to collect me 🤦🏻♀️
When I woke up from getting my wisdom teeth removed my parents kept telling me that I wanted to fight justin bieber. To this day I still want to fight him lol
I didn't do anything memorable when I got serious arm surgery. However when my wisdom teeth were pulled they gave me a child's dose of anesthesia because I was 16 but 6'3 315 pounds so it kept wearing off and I kept waking up and saying "Hi how's it going" dude jumped 20 feet the first time.
I've had to have four dental surgeries done. On my fourth one they used a gas mask, and while it was working I was asking "how long will this take?" To which they replied "about three hours". I said "okay, i have to be at the hospital by then, wake me up when it's over.". When they woke me up, without any warning i asked "Where's my wife? Donna?!" I was fourteen.
This isn’t funny, but when I had a tooth pulled out, I’m told I tried to grab the doctor’s hand and bite it. Not sure why. Think I was ANGRY. Still remains a mystery.
When I had my teeth taken out the gas they gave me made me flaming hot mad. I had to keep my hands clenched in my lap so I didn't try to grab the dentist.
My ear was getting surgery and they had to give me gas to put me to sleep, and I asked: "Whats this funny stuff?" Doctor: "Laughing gas, it always makes people laugh." Me: "I bet you I wont laugh." Doctor: "Poop." Me: "Hahahahaha" Also me: "dammit." Then I passed out.
Your ear? I am disabled & they pay only for emergencies. I lost part of my earlobe as the flesh underwent necrosis. No idea what caused it, though a brown recluse made a baseball sized piece of my flesh die, even down to the bone. I took care of the daily cleaning, removing more dead flesh, & packing it daily. When I could finally see the doctor I showed him & he said "that's impressive, most people mess up & make it worse when self treating." I still have a crater there on my thigh & the leg is weaker due to muscle loss. Stupid spiders. That one is less than a quarter in size, so don't judge spiders by size. Plus the initial bite felt like a tiny poke or pinch.
Two similar, but different things: My Mom gets really funny whenever she's tired or sleepy. She woke up after her gallbladder surgery. One nurse asked her "So? What's the punchline?" My Mom: "...to what?" Nurse: "...the gorilla joke? You said you'd tell us the punchline later 'to make sure we had a reason' for you to pull through." My Mom: "...I don't know any gorilla jokes." The nurse walked out the door and yells to the nurse's station (10 feet away) "Guys, she forgot the gorilla joke!" and groans of disappointment are heard. I was going under and the doc said "Okay, count from backwards from 10 to 1, but do it slowly." I think to myself 'Okay, I'm gonna make SURE to stay awake!' so I count with great confidence and focus: "Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One." The doc waits a moment, looks off to the side. "Ummm...wanna do it again?" I sigh, disappointed, and count again but bored. "Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven-" Then I notice I'm staring at the ceiling. "Wait...I'm sitting up...I'm in my room...Oh! I guess the surgery is done."
I asked the anesthetist ‘are you even qualified’ as he struggled with the IV pump. The room was dead silent for a second then they all started laughing as he glared at me. I was like oh frick this guy could literally kill me. Anyways obviously not dead and had a good laugh about it. My friend who was an orderly for that theatre said it was the funniest clap back he has ever heard 😂
I remember crying because i was terrified i wouldnt wake up again. The doctor was Holding my hand, and promised me he would be the one Holding my hand when i woke up again. And he was, i was so happy i started crying again. Then asked “wheres the food” 🙄
I recently had surgery and I was "excited" for the surgery because the pain in my appendix was unbearable and surgery would remove that pain.So,i was not scared at all as I waited for my surgery to begin but I remember being scared about not waking up.I woke up after the surgery and the first thing that came to my mind was "yay I woke up.I made it" .Then I passed out again.
I told my dentist, after I woke up, "they took my wisdom. See. I can't talk fluently." I got all four wisdom teeth removed and I was slurring my speech.
Was having a colonoscopy and the doctor started to do the operation before I was under. He put his hands on my rear and I jumped a little then said “At least buy me dinner first.” The nurse was wide eyed and said to him “he’s not out yet” then she gave me more anesthetic
I've been put under a few times and made jokes the whole time but nothing this funny. The funnest thing I said while waking up was "I think I drooled on your pillow" sat up and patted it and finished with, "oh I did. I'll take it home and wash it and bring it back." I was still under the medication so they were fighting me to lay back down before I rolled off the bed.
After my colonoscopy still drugged up Me: Can I get ice cream Doc: ok Me: it’s not for me Doc: who’s it for? *confused look* Me: it’s for my ass Doctor: laughs and gets me ice cream It was sherbert
When I went out for my wisdom teeth I didn’t even get past 8 hahaha, felt like I got a little light headed, blinked, and it was all over with but I still felt loopy.
Was told to count down from 10: "10.. 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4..." (Black out) _wakes up later, after the surgery is completed_ "3.. 2... 1... Now what?"
Colinwitha K I like how not a single person understood the joke, nice one though 😂 For those who don’t get it he means his dad was cheating on his wife or whatever and she was pregnant. When she was to be born it would be around Christmas.
When I got surgery on my arm, I remember exclaiming I'd go to a themepark the day after I woke up. Apparently drugged out me was really stubborn and we went to the themepark, terrible mistake but good story.
Oh god i remember that it was overwhelming then the gas was almost worse i remember heading to locker room back in highschool and the one janitor was fixing the back door the smell was exactly the same as gas and i almost was sick hit me like brick wall i can almost smell it just remembering ugh (ps 12 surgerys so far)
Mine was kind of the same Doc: here *puts it on* Me: ooh it smells nice Doc: yeah it’s purple popsicle Me: sooooo...... basically grape popsicle? Doc: Me: Doc: Me: *passes out* Only It was much quicker though lol
