Futurama - 30 Random Jokes to get You Through April 

Quite possibly my favourite Farnsworth quote.

for anyone not getting it; lookup the double slit experiment.

i'm ashamed to admit that I just now got it

@@Darkstar263 he ueis

I never got the joke when I first saw the episode. Now I think it's brilliant! Twelve seasons of Big Bang Theory was time well spent.

Topical

I love that scene

Funniest subjunctive verb tense joke ever.

"War! It's fantastic!"

I like to think the recruiter pressed a button under the desk

The animation of the characters eyes looking away before saying it makes it even better. 🙏

Funny yet he ordered a hot dog with a roll in it

@@Documentts Technailly hotdogs are served on buns not rolls. Rolls I find to be more rounded & fit for patties where as buns are more elongated & fit for frankfurters. Still funny tho.

@@nadroji6549 i thought buns where bread and rolls where pastry

@@SniffinYaMum Perhaps they can be, but most of the time rolls are round while buns are long. Although sometimes the 2 can be interchanged sometimes.

One of my favourite lines in any comedy

Am idea?

@@trankertrank4751 mmmnnnmmm/

I thought this was an April Fool's comment but, no, he actually does lol!

Dont need to i saw it the first time

haha yeah I always saw the 2 ever since I first watched it.

2:57 😄

Luckily when that part came on I remembered just enough from TV to remember that he was dreaming, so I didn't have a heart attack seeing a 2.

Comment checks out on account of the spelling of 'college'.

Perhaps José Ángel is himself a professor, and was referring to his fellow scholars?

that one made me genuenly laugh

Some of my colleagues truly believe they shouldn’t teach freshmen because they are professors instead of lecturers.

@@moursundjames Both. I'm about to give up, to much gatekeeping (of people who refuse to teach) and disappointment (people who can't teach).

Roger Ebert once said, "A decent comedian has a couple dozen unique jokes. A fantastic comedian has one or two jokes, but a couple dozen ways to use them."

@Boco Corwin never thought of that comparison before. Still beyond me that this show never got a 2nd chance in a Prime Time Slot. Its only 2nd chance was late night when most viewers were already in bed.

Bender is the character that made me laugh the most

My favourite is "no im... doesn't"

@@ImaginaryPerson1138 I love the story behind it that Billy West had no idea what he was reading in the studio, but when he saw it on TV, understood the joke and found it hilarious

This show is ruthless.

ESPECIALLY President Nixon.

I like how even Bender and Leela laugh.

Nixon did nothing wrong.

Fun fact, Nixon was drunk off his gourd basically every day. Every one of his tapes recording his crimes (that he set up himself) he was drunk off his ass.

Guy goes into a bar with his dog. Guy says to the bartender, "I'll bet you a beer that my dog can talk." Bartender says, "Ok, let's hear it." Guy turns to his dog, "Dog, what's the opposite of smooth?" "Rough!" Bartender chuckles and gives the guy a beer. Guy finishes the beer and calls the bartender back over, "I'll bet you another drink my dog can talk." "I guess I can spare one more," says the bartender. "Dog," says the guy, "What's on top of a house?" "Roof!" Barks the dog. "Ok, ok, fair enough," says the bartender, and hands the guy a drink. Guy finishes his second drink, "Hey, bartender, I'll bet you a third drink my dog can talk!" "This better be good, man," says the bartender. Guy turns to the dog, "Hey dog, who's the best baseball player?" "Ruth!" "Ok man, that's enough," the bartender says, "You've gotten two free drinks off me, but this joke is getting old. You better just leave." So the man and his dog leave the bar, downtrodden. The dog looks at the man and says, "He must be a DiMaggio fan."

Yeah my immediate question would be "Bruh, you're like 9 feet tall, you can lay up from standing height"

That’s not really the joke. Sure, it’s a secondary reason for why it’s funny. But the WNBA really does rely on fundamentals

@@wristocrat it's funny cuz dunking is trivial to them so fundamentals are more interesting.

@@chairwood “we no can dunk” they literally say they are incapable of it. How could that be trivial

@@wristocrat the joke is that WNBA used to be interesting, but the uniforms became unisex.

Why does my foot hurt?

Is this what human mating looks like ? ...cause I like it

Even a sadist like Mom just wanted him to leave. XD

Reminds me of my mom lmaooo

Tress is such a brilliant V/A.

Are they all real things from the show?

@@kennethsagers8576 The Guy who ends up in "Heaven" and realizes how boring it is - 'A Nice Place to Visit' The slot machine - 'The Fever' The Gremlin on the side of the plane - 'Nightmare at 30,000ft' Hitler related twists - 'He's Alive' and 'The Man in the Bottle' (The former a parable about the toxic legacy of Nazisim, the latter a Be-Careful-What-You-Wish-For genie tale) I think the fly head didn't feature in Twilight Zone though...

@@Rtotalmagic I would guess all the twists were people are revealed to be aliens. ( a bit of a stretch though)

@@cheeriosd4879 Twilight Zone has always been a pretty varied anthology show, but I would say about 10%-20% of episodes were related to aliens in some way...

You are in an area adjacent to a location...

"Perhaps they are saving that for sweeps."

This is a joey heavy episode anyway

@@michaelboydston313 And Joey doesn't share food!

Easy, he's a wuss and a weakling thanks to his parents (mostly his mom), if anyone eats the other five, it'll be Monica.

Aka 6 times the size of 1 sphere

@@abigbutterstick1780 or 12 times the size of half a sphere

@@JustKrin The numbers Mason

Apparently everything in that Scary Door clip was actually taken from real Twilight Zone episodes lmao

Yep, even Hitler

_"saw it coming."_

The Scary Door intros are pretty dead on, the narrator really worked on Rod Serling's distinctive speech patterns. They especially got the clipped drop at the end of phrases that Serling did. Too many people draw it out too much and accidentally sound more like a more comprehensible version of Winston Churchill.

@@blokvader8283 yeah in order that clip was a reference to: a nice place to visit, nightmare at 20,000 feet, whatever the name of that genie one was, and im honestly not sure what the fly is a reference to

Snu Snu

Is that really incredible though?

"I've never heard of such a brutal injustice that I care so little about!"

All the good shows get canceled, sometimes 2 or 3 times

@@slidey1788 Unfortunately that is the case for some reason.

I'm back baby

i just noticed that too lol never got that part of the joke before

They cut out the best part which is that Zoidberg eats them and gets addicted but there are none left so he goes on a rampage.

Well, how's his wife holding up? To shreds you say...

It’s random jokes, not best jokes

@@asdf7248 to be fair, he said his favorite, not the best.

He's doing a new comp each month

September video. It's there now.

"OK!"

@@samalvey8168 OW! My ass!

Ikr? Leela's casual, "Ok" is what kills me.😂

I'm shocked!

@@davidwuhrer6704 Shocked! Well not that shocked..

LOS JOVENES DICEN PALABROTAS

The way John says it is so perfect

I don't get it

Oh SHIT, I only just got the rest of the joke, thank you.

@@Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger there’s a rule in quantum mechanics known as the measurement postulate. It says that for a quantum event ( like position of two close electrons) there is an associated random-esque probability for finding one electron in a certain position. However once you make a measurement of the system you know where the electron is so there is no longer a random chance of finding it at either position (there’s 100% chance it’s where you measured it, after all you saw it). This is known as collapsing the wave function, and can be referred to as changing the outcome through measurement, since the event went from a random chance state to an observed known state. This material is typically covered in the first undergraduate quantum mechanics course

It took 10 minutes of googling Erwin Schrödinger for me to understand it

@@Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger there's a famous quantum mechanics study where it resulted in different outcomes depending on if the scientists were actively watching it or simply looking at the results afterwards

It's ok there's no such thing as 2

I've noticed the two before but I just noticed that as it's going on Bender also notes it mid dream and goes "1s and 0s, 2, 1" or something like that lol

My favorite.

Or was it the second joke :p

@@trequor I get it

Exactly my thoughts, like how sad that aged so well

"SHUT UP DAMNIT!" 😂

And that's a creature he supposedly loves lol Edit:"loves" lol

i actually prefer futurama over the simpsons

What do you mean? Futurama is as respected as it can be, while Simpsons is cinstantly getting trashed for going too long.

Well it reflects the state of education in the country

Futurama is the best animated show ever made, it is far wittier than any other show, it covers all the jokes from incredibly smart humor to dumpster stupid but also manages to drive the plot along without cheap cutaway humor that shows like Family Guy rely heavily on. "And now I am leaving for no apparent raisin". - Brain -

@@joshray7084 love the fact that Fry is aware of the word apparent and can spell it correctly but can't do the same for reason

That’s a bun

@@wristocrat many arguments were had trying to categorize hotdogs

You're ugly! *laughs in drunk 160 year old scientist*

Omg I never realised! Well spotted 😊

You mean two?

@@richardgratton7557 lol

2:57 at the bottom of the screen

Heisenberg, really.

@@davidwuhrer6704 Are you certain?

@@smorris12 Yes. Schrödinger's cat is more famous than Heisenberg and even than Schrödinger himself. It was Erwin Schrödinger's argument that fundamental non-determinism is silly, although he later agreed to agree with Bohr's interpretation in Kopenhagen. The reason why it even was a topic was Werner Heisenberg's uncertainty principle, which states, among other things, that the outcome of a measurement depends on the measurement. It can be shown in very simple experiments that a measurement changes what it measures.

@@davidwuhrer6704 I must apologise: it was a joke; a play on words on uncertainty! But an excellent description, nonetheless!

@@davidwuhrer6704 can a measurement measure itself though?

It's definitely in the top 10 classic episodes. Too bad Twitter would be demanding Futurama be cancelled if they aired 'Amazon Women in the Mood' today. Or 'Bend Her', come to think of it.

@@zbr76 tbf Bend Her is a fucking awful episode. Really disappointing considering how good the rest of the earlier seasons are

@@smacksoftSMA if by "awful" you mean "hilarious". Found the Twitter user.

@@_Stormfather I seriously suggest you touch some grass xx

@@smacksoftSMA your comment got deleted, but I see it in my notifications. The hilarious part is that you don't even deny it 🤣

Lmao

This underrated comment deserves applause

Accent?

I think they're saying that the voice actors enunciate well

@@Keithfert490 maybe or they ain’t from the USA and think we have an accent here certain states do but as a whole country we don’t

@@jesseshasteen8158 every person in every language has an accent. What you think of as "no accent" is really just the most common American accent of English.

@@jesseshasteen8158 of course you have an accent. Every person in the world has one depending on where they're from. You're just so used to yours you don't recognize it whereas people from outside USA can hear it instantly. American accents are one of the most distinct accents out there. On the other hand I'm from Ireland and to me, I don't hear my own accent but I know others do.

“Here, Fry. This is Gorgax, He’s teriyaki style!”

Good bye friends I never thought I'd die like this though I always truly hoped . Amen .

so fast in fact, it was still march in my time zone

@@Bobomb1000 so fast in fact, it was still 2021 in my time zone just kidding I’m in australia

Women be telling me that all the time 😎🤙

I take it to mean that although it _looks_ like a roll, whatever the hotdog was served in is probably something much worse than a roll.

@@TheNefastor I took it like he would sell a child since he asked for “one of your young on a roll” and instead of saying we don’t serve children here he said we’re outta rolls. Implying he would potentially sell a child.

“Just give me something crawling with parasites.”

War were declared

There's always plenty of lips, lymph nodes, and assholes left for hotdogs.

That can't be healthy.

Gross!

you don't?

Farnsworth, Zapp, and Morbo/Scruffy and I'll fight anyone who disagrees.