I kind of wish you'd included his explanation on the rebirth machine "Stem cells? Aren't those pretty controversial?" "Certainly not. It's not like I got them from unborn infants. No these are from perfectly healthy adults, whom I killed for their stem cells"
@@prettyboyjeremy Its not like the abortion debate started yesterday. All the dumb conspiracy stuff about evil experiments on unborn fetuses go back pretty far. They just got an uptick due to covid and it was just a question of time until the GOP finally got around to actually banning abortion.
"In France it's called a guillotine" is a great line but i think it overshadows the next ones. "Can't you examine my brain without removing it?" "Yes easily" :P
7:35 is also great, french being a dead language is hilarious because in 100 years it could replace English as the most widely spoken language on earth lol
@@thesoundvault508 having a lot of former French colonies speak it doesn't make it the most widely spoken language. By that logic, Chinese already topped both of them in spite of it being limited to China and interpreter posts in companies that want to trade with China.
@@slyseal2091 yes but I'd prefer to spew out random speculative information as facts with no references or fact checking. Much like cumtown. Also I'm gay. Edit: did I mention I'm gay?
The professor is actually a pretty amazing plot device. He lives a thousand years in the future so he has access to inconceivable technology, he's an incredible genius and he's also completely off his rocker. He can create pretty much whatever any episode needs at any given time.
“It came to me in a dream, and I forgot it in another dream,” is my favourite line. Perfect for when someone stops you while you’re giving a calculus lecture to ask how you went from equation 4 to equation 5 and you just can’t remember the proof.
@@spectralerror1020 ...were you trying to speak English? Also, it does go faster than light, since it actually MOVES the galaxy instead of itself. Did you even watch the show? Or do you think that lazily tapping your touchscreen with your Cheetos encrusted fingers is impressive to anyone?
One thing I absolutely love that I constantly forget is that the Planet Express Ship was built by Farnsworth, even though it was a major plot point in one episode, I still forget it was built by a mad scientist
I love how the Professor is able of creating devices that can end reality itself, transport people to other universes, see alternate timelines, and move whole stars, but can't make a primitive spear or neck protecting device. Also, he's actively shat on by other scientists worse and dumber than him.
most of the professors inventions are either basic primative objects or unexplainable magic edit: I'm serious his contemporaries in the science community can't replicate his wack shit and his clone son doesn't understand it either
@@lilong242 I'm not fine with bad science fiction example adding sciency words in front of stuff instead of researching cool speculation on future tech there are alot of sci fi technologies we fully understand it's just we don't have infinite energy and the current way to do it is too inefficient so the fiction of alot of sci fi is just them putting cutting edge experimental tech that takes up an entire building to the size of something in your hand and somehow your magic batteries can fuel it forever
The part about makeup for dogs was on point. I remember one of my micro professors talking about how went to do teaching and his friend invented edible mouthwash for dogs and they sell out immediately in France. I almost died laughing when he said that.
I guess in France they just speak English now, and guillotine is an English word that originated from French. We have plenty of words from the dead language Latin after all, as I'm sure Italian does too
@@alexanderzerka8477 Yep. Pretty much hammered out a metal tapered tube to fit my finger and tig welded the shaft of an extendable mechanic's mirror to it. Tossed it out before I could make a glove to fit around it. Could have welded it solid, but I lost interest.
I made a fing longer too, and it was also extendable. But then my girlfriend nicked it and she was found some time later in a very compromising position...
@@doggo7078 A crank would be much simpler, and as a huge added bonus you can do that whole cranking up your middle finger thing better than anyone has ever done before
The ship scene sums up my grandpa. He would brag to me about his organized tool box next to his file cabinet full of Classified blueprints from Northrop for planes like the B2 and SR71
The last clip is the best "Ahhhh wrong switch!" He made a switch that will strike you with an arc of lightning when you flip it. He must not be a coffee drinker.
The professor: Here’s a spaceship that moves the entire universe around it, a time machine that can fast forward entire universes in mere minutes, and a box with a literal universe in it, which also contains a box with our universe in it Also the professor: Heehoo pointy rock and stick
When they release the new season next year, imagine it ends with the professor sitting in front of the what-if machine saying, "so that's what would happen if I had an uncle"
It probably goes around to other universes, beats them up, and steals their fuel. (Actually, that sounds more like a Douglas Adams bit now that I think about it.)
I'm pretty sure there is a french dub of the show, which makes me wonder what they did for the "crazy gibberish" scene. I'd like to think that they were petty and made it say "howdy"
It's a lot more ridiculous that English will have died by 3000 than German or French. I mean just look at the approx. number of native speakers of those languages. ..but more ridiculous might make it funnier.. 🤷🏻♂️
5:00 Fun fact is that neutrinos are (save for extreme cases like the collapse of a sun) harmless, as they barely interact with matter, wich is why they are incredibly difficult to detect in the first place. Which is also why they would be pretty much useless in a radar like device because, as the professor said, they pass through anything (without being reflected) 🙂
Farnsworth’s personality changed as the show went on, cause he both got to know Fry, Lela, and Bender, and the producers realized that he was too boring
@@LisaVGG I don't know about that interpretation. Pretty sure he was always a mad scientist lol. it was season one when he said: "Oh, they say madness runs in our family. Some even called me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic supermen! Atomic monsters with octagonal shaped bodies that suck the life out of..."
@@roberthardesty4133 Oh don't worry, it's just my new Invention, a de-atomizer for your meal that conviently teleports it into the stomach of the one using this device
@@abduljah9355 the professor had been using rhesus monkeys as his test subjects and Leela's remark means that the professor's previous tests had some, ah, very hot side effects
