Game Theory: How Deadly is Super Mario's Bullet Bill? 

How does a bullet bill even fly with such immensely slow speeds?

I vote we start calling bullet bills 'Leisurely Meandering Williams'

What about the Mario kart bullet bill? It actually moves fast for once~

This was the first Matpat video I ever watched all the way back when it was new I’m happy he gets to be with his family but I’ll miss him

can... can you teach my science class?

WHAT?! I WASTED ALL THAT MONEY FITTING USELESS BULLET BLASTERS INTO MY LEVELS?!

who else is revisiting some of their favorite theories now that matpat had announced he’s retiring

5 Years ago, Matpat acting already was more convincing than any of the latest movies

Mat is the only person who uses math they teach you in school

it dosent matter if bullet bill would kill you in real life. in mario you can die by walking into a turtle

11:25 Ever heard about King bill.

"Oh physics, you SO dirty!" ~MatPat 2014

0:02 when MatPat has to make an other FNaF video

He said at the beginning that we wouldn't be seeing Pewdiepie for the rest of the episode. Do me a favor and go to about 9:49 and look in the top right.

matpat: (lists of 3 different bullet bills) fat bullet bronzo destroying the stage its in: are you sure about that?

well after watching the mario movie we can confirm how deadly bullet bill is

There are not enough comments expressing appreciation for Bullet Bill's many nicknames bestowed upon by MatPat

_Well... I mean.. The bullets still Explode if we go by Galaxy logic... So there's that._

In a few years, he will figure out that 3d Mario's TRUE HEIGHT is 5'1

Who else going back to the game theory videos they grew up with cause MatPat said he’s retiring

Rip Ronnie. You will be missed😢 For those who don't understand: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-cWTEE4SkCLY.html

This just passed its 4 year anniversary... Still one of my favorite episodes of Game Theory

"This is scarier than that husky girl from 7th grade" I felt that

Bullet Bill: I can’t do ****! Bonzai Bill: Hold my be- oh wait we can’t do much... Golden Bonzai Bill: *Was that a challenge?*

You left out King Bill. He takes up the entire screen and is on fire

Honestly it isn't the Bullets you should be looking at Matpat. It's Mario, think about it. He gets killed by Turtles, and Goombas just walking in to him. Either everything in the Mushroom Kingdom is covered in Poison, or Mario has Paper Skin and Glass Bones.

8:49 him saying “Markiplying” instead of “multiplying “ took me out 😂

Bullet bill: *[Exists]* Game Theory: I'm about to end this man's whole career

How do they even stay airborne?

from 0:00 to 0:18 put on subtitles Thank me later.

Legend says bullet bill is still chasing matpat

This was the first video I watched by game theory, such a classic I always love the beginning still

Imagine my surprise when you said 390 000kg is 430 tons. After all, 1t = 1000kg. First I assumed you made a mistake, but I realized that you wouldn't make a mistake like that, so I googled and what did I find out? There's an American Ton and the Metric Ton as unit. Growing up with the metric system, I never even knew the Americans even had their own Ton unit... Thanks for the confusion, American measurement systems.

Mom: Get for RU-vid, or at least watch something educational! Me: Ok (turns on game theory) Mom: That's video games! I said educational! Me: (shows her video) She's now addicted to Game Theory #IWin

Matpat... You missed one small thing... Or one behemoth sized thing... Drum roll please *drum roll sfx* The king bill

2:05 "I am a giant squid of anger!" What a deep, insightful line

That intro cured my depression

Name: Fapp What it is:Applied Force mmmmm

A bullet going slower than a snail that’s also very easy to see That might not be deadly

Nice returning to classic matpat, and the first game theory I ever watched. I still often find myself saying Bullet Billy Bob Thornton.

5:58 - You had me at Fapp-U :P

4:00 Odyssey? “Super Mario RPG!” *oh wait the game wasn’t out*

This video, made so long ago, is the video that first introduced me to this channel years ago. Thank you for making this wonderful nostalgia trip and video packed with jokes that I can only understand now.

Matt i have a question. How strong is a falcon punch? Even though it looks strong it may not be. Take the SSBB as a jumpoff.

I love to see a Game Theory about FLUDD, im kind of curious about how powerful the water coming out of the nozzle would be be able to lift an adult, and then you have to think about what kind of effect being sprayed with that would do to a living creature

5:19 Zero to hero *(very fast)* in no time flat *(and now you're flat!)* Sorry, couldn't help it.

King bill: Hey what about me?

"This is scarier than that husky girl in seventh grade gym class!!!" Nice MatPat Nice

I learn more maths here than in the school :v

This was the very first game theory video I had ever watched. When I first watched it I had no idea how big of an impact this would have on my life.

I love watching Retro Game Theory! Almost 8 years old for this video!!! I love this episode…a true classic in my eyes

3:59 when you are watching this in 2017 and saying odeysey but then you take a look at realise date of this video. :( Edit:*odyssey *Release *2018 and Super Mario Maker.

8:49... You had to Markiplier that?

This just passed its 5 year anniversary Still one of my favourite game theory episodes

This was my first game theory episode I ever watched and it was when it was first uploaded and it’s still such a good watch

0:01 We see Matt's community theater experience at work.

If you're an adult, you can take two hits from a Bullet Bill. If you're a kid, you can take one. We didn't need a video about this.

I haven't seen that flash video 1:40 in years, thank you for the flashback!

We will miss you matpat

What about King Bills?

I wonder what BabyPat will think when he eventually sees this intro

I remember nothing but that intro from my childhood and coming back to this doesn’t make me regret a thing.

That feeling when you literally learn more from matpat than from the whole school year😂

Did anyone else notice he said Markiplying?

Friend: "how many bill puns can he make in this episode?" Me: "too many..."

1:44 Given the clearly low speed of Bullet Bill, I think we can safely ignore aerodynamic drag.

I remember watching this the day you posted it, proud to see how far this channel has come

Can we make "Oh physics, you're so dirty" a meme?

Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... Maybe... I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.

That volume joke was legendary! 😂

Imma be honest, every time I’m confused about physics (especially because I’m actually in physics class rn) I always go back to this video to get a better understanding of forces, acceleration and velocity, so thanks Pat

9:49 You said pewdiepie wouldn't be back for the rest of the video. YOU LIED!

I know im way to late but what about the larger “bills” that almost covers the whole screen in the last course of New super mario bros Wii EDIT: For everyone that says he covered these in the video: Please read this properly: I have watched the entire video and he doesn’t cover them. To clarify: First we have bullet bills, they are just the standard ones Then we have the banzai bills, they are bigger but does NOT almost cover the screen and yes he covered those in the video Then he also covered the golden banzai bills which apparently are a little bigger than the banzai bills and made out of gold (duh) The ones I’m talking about are way bigger than any of the others. I don’t know the name of them but someone in the thread said that they’re called “king bills”. They only appear once: On the last course of NSMBWii I hope you now understand what I’m talking about Also; Check out the eight comment from “frostflight” he put a link to a picture from that course showing the “very-big-bill”

7 years ago wow still going strong

MatPat really putting his theater experience to use with that intro, a multiple-Oscar-worthy performance

If a Banzai Bill moves at roughly 17 MPH, and Mario can outrun them, that means he can run at around 18+ MPH. Considering the average short distance sprint for a human is between 12-15 MPH, and that Mario can hold his speed over a virtually infinite distance, it looks like Mario should start entering in some races.

I did not know that Americans have their own Tons. To me a Ton is a 1000 Kilograms xD Not 907Kg, or ...2000 pounds. O, lol, now i get it. I still don't really understand what an ounce is though. I don't get the impression that many Americans could give me a solid answer on that one. Ounces are just really strange. I mean, you already got Gallons, Quarts, Cups and Pints. Why would you need Ounces?

Does anyone know the name of the episode at 6:13? (For reasearch purposes of course)

i do believe this is the first ever game theory video ive EVER watched.... why have i been around for so long

What about Mario Kart? The Bullet is ALOT bigger and faster

What a blast to the past

can somebody please tell me what the background music at 2:45 is from edit: I FOUND IT!!! Battletoads & Double Dragon - The Ultimate Team (NES) Music - Stage 03

Dude You forgot to mention king bill there litterly bigger than a house

What about the Massive bansai bill in new super Mario Bros Wii?

Ah, the ridiculousness of cartoon video game enemies. XD If you don't dodge it, it will kill you, even if it shouldn't be able too.

Watching these older episodes makes me realize just how dirty he was back then

Mat: Fapp is going to hurt Me: Is that a threat?

i wish u could be my math teacher

Dear Lord, the puns! Think about the Children MattPatt!!

"ALL OF MY CHILDREN ARE DEAD JERRY, because of your shoddy craftsmanship."

Not many theories such as this anymore. MatPat do a theory like this again

*SUCH MATH MUCH NOT UNDERSTAND*

Fun Fact: Cannons on ships weren’t called cannons, they were called guns. They were only called cannons when they were used on land. Ships=guns, land=cannons.

I'm back to watching old Game Theories to fuel my nostalgia dependence.

This was the first game theory video I ever watched, thank you MatPat for ruining my childhood like no one else could

With all this said, i want to know... What about the MARIO CART bills? SURELY those do some damage, seeing as they are twice as big as Mario and traveling at Insane speeds...(compared to go-carts). Id like to see a small side-video with this in it.

You're assuming Golden Bill is solid gold. Look at him again. He has a mouth, eyes, and skin of some type (near eyes). So it's clearly Gold Plated. So it's a gold plated Bill, then it's only slightly heavier then the original. Here's a question to answer: How do the bills continue to move forward after being fired, at such a slow speed, and yet fall (with rotation) at the tiniest touch of Mario's touch before he has the chance to put his weight into it?

Nice to see that he finally solved Mario’s height at 5 foot 1 inches

3:58 I was thinking either super mario RPG as my main guess and then paper mario the thousand year door for my second guess but I realized that paper mario is a completely separate entity to both of them.

Bullet Bill Cipher Bullet Bill Nye Bullet Dollar Bill Bullet Bill-y Goat Mullet Bill