Gandalf Roasts Rings of Power Season 2 

So wait was the Sauron stabbing before or after he killed Guyladriels brother? This looks like he was never king, but in season 1 episode 1 there was a huge battle.

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The never ending story wow

@@workingman9019I’m really annoyed with the horrible character representations. Galadriel looks like she’s constantly trying to push out a turd or trying to read something far away. She’s legitimately a terrible actress. Most of the elves look terrible. They’re supposed to be the high elves, the fairest of elves. Not some backwoods, inbred looking goof balls. Like the dork who plays Elrond and the king. Don’t even get me started on the lore. It’s so disappointing because Amazon had all the money in the world to throw at this show and they produced this steaming pile of crap

Charlie you really need to be the one writing the shows. At least we get to see you here....like seeing an old friend at an old comfortable pub and having a nice pint of mead

I thought they were olives when she started crying about food lol

Yeah, I thought the same 😂

@@marblestrengthjust shows how dumb the writers and producers are

The whole Harfoot arc is horrid. I was hoping they would ditch them completely after last season.

Agreed 💯 percent 🎉

I think it's very relatable to anyone who has faced the day after having two bottles of red wine and half a bottle of Smirnoff the night before.

Even sauron has a job and high rent I guess...

@@manchobbit are... Are you ok friend? 🤣

"Looks like somebody has a case of the Mondays"

"I always regretted not being able to make Sauron more sympathetic." - J. R. R.Trollkien

this was fun banter! i loved this as well.

That was a good line. Although sometimes relentless logic misses things. Perhaps the three eleven rings are a singular, once made never replicated kind of creation. The way I see it, Celebrimbor poured all of his artistic will and a critical portion of his elven power into those rings, and so the idea of him just churning out a fresh batch like buns on a factory line is not only implausible in the context of this world but also cheapens the meaning of the original three rings, and diminishes his significance as the greatest elven smith, descendant of Feanor. You could even argue that the elemental "magic" held by those rings came from a limited supply, drawn up from deep within Middle-earth, and so couldn't be made again. Imagine if there were countless silmarils...they'd soon start to appear dull to the eye. It's kinda like a band's first album; the second one is often not as good because the band put a lifetime's worth of creative energy into the previous songs. Plus, have you ever drawn or written something, only to be confronted with the expectation to repeat the essence or success of that project? It's not easy, if possible at all in many cases.

@@voiceinthenoise3357 you put more thought and effort into this reply than the writers of rimjobs of power put into their show…

Relentless logic will spoil everything if you let it not just Rings of Power

Probably means that they did "it" and they have connection now.

This show is terrible

Quite a change from the source material where she (almost alone) instantly mistrusts him and eventually leads to her being forced to leave Eregion.

@@Dadecorban The worst part is instead of writing her to be very perceptive & immediately suspicious of Sauron when she encountered him as Anatar they made her reckless, dumb & overall a moron while the story insists that she is incredibly wise.

blame tolkien thats straight from the books you all get of your high horse you all didnt read the books and still want to critique shamefull

This is so true and I've only just realised after reading your comment. I too have had more enjoyment from listening to people rip this terrible show to shreds.

They must be making money from it, they wouldn't have made it otherwise. I just can't imagine who actually watches it for it's own sake.

Waddup my monarch

Yo my sovereign

I thought they were talking about walking through the woods

King is high.

Classic

setting that as my alarm tone haha

He used the horn of Helm Hammerhand originally, but the neighbours kept calling the cops on him.

Also how Gandalf sleeps with his eyes open.

@HisRoyalMajesty_Bob_the_Sponge I don't know what you are talking about. I've never seen SpongeBob. The video used the horn to wake him.

Absolutely!

@@di3486it’s honestly pathetic how bad this show is. I almost feel like they’re making it as bad as possible to spite bezos and put a stain on his Amazon prime video. Which I hate to see them use Lord of the Rings to do so but love to see it happen to Amazon.

​​@@LarryOrtwineI think the biggest problem with this show is the casting, it feels like you are watching actors who aren't particularly good playing dress up. Instead being completely immersed by who you are watching (which imo is one of the many many many reasons the movies are so beloved)

and yet noone commented that is is more accurated than what Jackson did on Lord of the rings ...turning Sauron into a cartton levitating holofraphic eye ha ha ha , he is not in a form of an eye in the book but disfigured burned up form ...

@@Berndr Oh dear. An apologist for the RoP abomination. Young and frightfully far-left by chance? The eye of flame of the canon LotR adaptation was actually vaguely implied in one passage of the book as being atop the tower of Barad Dur. And at least it kind-of worked, unlike nearly everything in this anti-Tolkien dogdirt of an adaptation.

My brother plays COD, and it sucks when his evil tower collapses all over the place.

😂😂😂

That was definitely the best part. The rest is okay, that was good stuff.

Sauron getting btfo by some elves dog should be on LOTRs poster. You see that dark lord towering above his army? Do the woof woof at him...

“But not until Mordor and the Barad-dûr were ready could he allow them to come out of hiding, while the Eastern Orcs, who had not experienced the power and terror of the Eldar, or the valour of the Edain, were not subservient to Sauron-while he was obliged for the cozening of Western Men and Elves to wear as fair a form and countenance as he could, they despised him and laughed at him.” - Nature of Middle Earth

@@PraetorianG2004okay? Still doesn’t explain why they picked some sissy goofball to play him. And no where in that did it say anything about him being killed. This show is hot garbage

Also a very clue for "explain a TV plot badly".

@@PraetorianG2004 First, this is from a collection of notes Tolkien didn't publish, and it's full of contradictory stuff. But even if we accept this as canon, there's a big difference from laughing at the pretty boy, to y'know murdering him so he flops around like a jelly. Also, the orcs in question are of a totally different host than these, and not lead by some elf. They are eastern orcs who were kicking around masterless for ages, and then ended up following him when he showed his power later anyways.

Yeah same.

I don't get it!

That big pause, though!

Didnt you see the season one reaction? Numenor constantly says the sea is always right and gandalf HATES it😆

Elrond is amazing

Who knew the evil hordes of Morgoth were run like a 21st corporation in the developed world?

The Mouth called him that a lot. Maybe just well for me that Aragorn decapitated him.

Haha, reminds me of Garak: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-hZKHKDGQ7co.html

I know Morgoth is a title made by by the elves for Melkor, which Melkor did _not_ like, but I would like to see a source cited to support the meaning of Sauron mentioned here. The only ones I saw from a quick google were secondhand.

@@rydawg8934 The Silmarillion has an index of names, and the translation is included

When is the Extended Edition 😅

It could've been a pyroclastic flow. Right, Galads?

“Must’ve been the wind..”

So don't they have to do the whole "sword in the stone" thing to re-ignite mordor again?

Jackson did same in the lord of the rings, or you skipped prolog???? Isildur not a scartch ... lol at least they did not turn Sauron into a cartoon floating freeking eye ha ha ha.... that was worse than anything they did in rings of power ... Sauron takes many forms from warewolf , vampire to a human but never did he turn himself in the books into a ridicolous freeking cartton eye !!!

"And that was like it" Tolkien was a genius 😂

Almost as poetic as "the stone sinks because it sees only down". Truly the writing of all time.

no cap, no cap

@@suziechapstick8236 This is a bot account response.

@@SirRorschachJack Your mom is a bot account.

Amazon need to keep making series after series…

Gandalf can review anything as far as I'm concern

Same

🤣 I am in tears lol

Why is he a baby again?

@@ladyred9613 because in Rings of Power he's "young Elrond" so the original gag was showing him as a baby.

@@suziechapstick8236 Ahh okay i never understand that either.

@@suziechapstick8236 thanks.

Something Amazon show runners and producers all have in common

Gandalf is embelishing a little, i clearly remember he mentioned black spaghetti instead of soup. But yeah, pretty much.

@@joseroa5243 Yes it was spaghetti. Traditional Haradrim method using sea creature ink from the Bay of Belfalas. It's all in the appendix, recipes and more!

Venom was also kind of a loser. It's like poetry it rhymes

it is actually more original than what Jackson did in the movies , Jackson turned Sauron who is described in the book as disfigured and burned humanoid form into a freeking levitating cartoon eye above the tower !!! that was worse than anything they did to him in rings of power

Yes I look forward to these videos far more then watching the show itself.

Didn't part of first born elf stayed at the lake when Valars came to invite them? And those elf's never left that place, so we can assume they stayed there for the end of times, just like humans from their first kingdom

@@kahtyman7293 Yeah, some of the Avari returned to Cuivienen after they first reached the Mountains of Mist, out of fear for the unknown. This was after Oromë urged the elves to leave Middle-Earth for Valinor. Other elves, like Cirdan, eventually remained in Middle-Earth, but didn't return to Cuivienen.

Feanor's father-in-law, Mahtan, also had a beard.

Too bad they suck at it

Just shows what basic level of logic is needed to shatter this show's plot.

Those weird 70's animated adaptations were more faithful to Tolkien, and that includes the acid trip Ralph Bakshi one.

Anyone who's actually read and enjoys Tolkien could probably emulate his style reasonably well. Clearly the writers don't fall into that category. I find it baffling how people who have a open contempt for the source material keep getting put in charge of these shows.

@@suziechapstick8236 indeed!

To be fair, a fifteen year old thats read the books could probably do better dialogue than whats in this show. Its the most terrible fantasy dialogue Ive ever heard. I havent even read fanfiction this bad.

@@TheSuperappelflap @suziechapstick8236 season 1 finale was pretty good, as was lot of stuff from galadriel and saurons dynamics and dialogues, to elrong and durins poking and adars monologue... and the new season has good stuff too.. here they skipped entire well done scene with the light when they put on the ring.. Episode 2 has great moments from galadries vision of celebrimbor getting ensnared by trees while he recites the-one-ring curse in black speech. Gandalf tornado scene as he loses control when his new found staff fails. Sauron revealing himself as annatar to celebrimbor who is shitting his pants from absolute awe... Like I know people love to hate it for the sake of hating, but rtarded 12 year olds can manage level of critique most of you sheep are able to offer.. why you even bother writing it then?

@@EmperorTerran No. No to all of that. The finale sucked. The dialogue sucked. Elrond and Durin suck. Adar sucks. The new season sucks. Celebrimbor scene I was expecting an alien to burst out of his chest, it sucked. Reusing the dialogue from the movies because they cant write anything themselves sucks. Gandalf losing control sucks, we already saw that in season 1 and it sucks. Homeless murder hobbits suck. Sauron shapeshifting in front of Celebrimbor and him not knowing that it is Sauron, the evil spirit known for shapeshitting and taking fair forms to deceive people, after being told by Galadriel that this dude is not to be trusted. -50 iq points. Im not hating for the sake of hating. Im hating because this show is very very bad and extremely dumb. Literally everything about it sucks.

Maybe its because he isn't pushing sixty like Celebimbo.

Probably because Charlie can read, unlike the people who made this show

I'd stick around too if I got paid six figures to write bad Tolkien fanfiction. I'd need to smash all the mirrors in my house first tho to keep from dying of shame at the sight of my own reflection.

they could have got paid six figures to wright "good" fanfiction...

OMG 😂😂😂

STAHP

Funny, it's probably the same writers!

LOL!!

Another dumb comment

Remember they think orcs are black people.

honestly, I've forced myself to watch the actual episodes. Hilarious that Charlie puts more effort into characterization and dialogue than the ROP team

@@JohnRidley12 ugh! I had enough with Season 1. Don't think I'll do that this time around after seeing the crap I've seen so far.

@@ronindave_ytgaming6333 It's still terrible. But there is something heroic about their commitment to bad storytelling and writing.

RoP has nothing in common with the adjective 'good'. Every aspect of this revisionist abomination is terrible. Charlie's actually pulling his punches roasting it as he refuses to consider the anti-Tolkien / woke-trashing of the franchise this unmitigated dogmess represents.

Not fair to compare their budgets though, they're a million miles apart.

​@@jimb9063At this point, anything with a budget of around a million dollars per minute is basically guaranteed to be terrible.

Nah, Episode #2 is actually damn good... galadries vission of celebrimbor getting ensnared by trees while he recites the one ring curse in black speech, the gandalf tornado scene as he loses control when his new found staff fails, sauron revealing himself as annatar to celebrimbor who is shitting his pants from awe... Like I know people love to hate but this stuff is pretty good.

@@EmperorTerran Well, now I'm looking forward to seeing Charlie roast episode 2 even more.

@@johnmiwa6256 You do understand he made days of content by roasting original trilogy.

First

Hi

...Why are you looking at black spaghetti in the first place?

apparently 1, 2, many! is how monkey's count so that explains why Starwars writing has gotten so bad lately.

The rings are made of unobtanium, not mithril... as in the books... Tolkien never wrote.

Which was?

@@gang-ridertv5433 I will comment it on when we see episode three. I dont want to give spoilers to people just in case. But I will see there was a scene that reminded me of Gollum "WE HATES YOU FOREVER"

Trop does sound like a good word for it. I guess they knew what they were making

Doesn't make her any less of an idiot

It's not elf-mansplained it's elfsplained

It’s elf-man when referring to Elrond Half-Elven ha!

@@G6245-i5i he rejected his human half and became elf

@@kahtyman7293 don’t you elf-mansplain me. No southern star for you, though I’m certain it’d do you wonders. Good Day!

Well, apart from his potato sam. But he's getting there with it.

Star Trek in 1987, spider man in 1988 (venom) Black goo monsters eh?