Garnt's INSANE Neighbor Story 

That’s the most badass thing I’ve ever heard, “Bro you have no idea who you’re dealing with, I’m a former monk. I’m zen as fuck right now.” Inspirational right there!

Boomer who doesn't like people near him making minor amounts of noise decides to live in shared house with multiple neighbours the other side of thin walls.

If this guy lived in Japan with paper thin walls he'd probably commit sudoku

mate probably got fired from working for the police because of his anger issues 🧍🏻‍♀️

Garnt you should have gently caressed his cheek when he asked for a swipe. It would have been hilarious

This guy had big “UGH all my exes/friends are so crazy, they’re just a bunch of haters!! I wonder why????” energy

His neighbour is like that guy that lived above Monica and Rachael in friends

Im actually suprised that dude didnt notice Garnt's aura or his stand that is a monk as soon as Garnt says "Dude, back off. Im a monk, im not gonna punch you." I would have noticed it and be scared at least.

I'm sure, Garnt never had trouble reaching the word limit on his essays. The way he describes a 2 minute story in more than 10 minutes is just amazing. Not complaining, just fascinated

Plot Twist: That guy found out Gigguk's channel and found out he likes Oreimo and Eromanga Sensei. But seriously that dude is fricked up.

Why is the landlord not evicting the guy? Clearly the other tenants have problem having him as their neighbour.

If I see an apartment where I think wow this place is fantastic why would anyone ever move out? Run, the neighbours are the reason.

That guy sounds crazy, but at the same time how freaking thin are the walls at that place?!

listening to the story got me super angry for no reason lol

"you don't know who you're dealing with here, I was a fucking monk, I'm fucking zen right now." the most bad ass come back ever!

I feel your pain Garnt. Didn't have a psycho neighbour like yours who tried to bait you into a fight, but I have had to put up with sloppy housemates. 1st year in university I lived in student halls and there was 5 of us in the flat. They would leave the kitchen in such a state that I would have to wash my dishes in my bathroom in my own room. This went on for the entire year that I lived there. To put into context how bad it was, I walked into the kitchen/living area one day and there was a tall vertical tent in the middle of the kitchen. Had no idea what it was there for until I looked at the floor. I saw little orange footprints trailing from the opening of the tent to the opening of the door where I was standing. One of the girls had used our shared kitchen as a tanning studio. I was gobsmacked and just walked out to get some air..Granted the tent was gone and the floor had been cleaned when I got back later but the sink and counter was still full of peoples shit. Went and lived back at home for my second year. It scarred me for life having to live like that for the whole year and that wasn't the only shit I had to put up with. Anyone who is going to live in students halls in the upcoming months, I pray you all get decent housemates.

Everytime they talk about their "insane neighbours" I always feel obliged to say, "And now *they* are the insane neighbour."

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Plot twist: Gant: You don't know who you're dealing with *Proceeds to teach the man about compassion* Sits there with man in lotus position while chanting great compassion mantra 😂😂😂

Glad Garnt was a monk, or it would of escalated fast.

poor garnt props to him for being the bigger man the whole time I've seen the same situation play out with lesser men and it never ends well

People like that are gonna be miserable no matter what

"You don't know who you're dealing with... I was a fucking monk, I'm not gonna punch you" Best phrase of the video... But god, what a neighbor he got there xD

that guy sounds like a ticking time bomb, i'm glad Garnt got away from him

last day i would have slammed that door as hard as i could

step 1) buy the biggest subwoofer you can find and and an amp that can drive it step 2) mount it to whatever wall that neighbour is (or ceiling in garnt case) step 3) blast death metal at max volume right before 10pm every day step 4) profit

My neighbor is elderly, blind and deaf. Guess i got lucky.

Is always the Ex-Cops.

I can imagine the pain living in that apartment from hell. That guy really have some anger issues.

I had the opposite problem of Garnt's. Neighbors that would always be blasting music, to the point the walls were vibrating. All day, late at night, we talked several times and they didn't care, while management didn't solve anything either. I ended up buying a white noise machine to keep my sanity before eventually leaving that hell hole.

I love how Garnt's power move is "I was a monk"

2:48 when your mom is angry and told you to go in your room and you accidently close the door too loud

Sounds like he may have had PTSD

Everyone gansta till Garnt starts chanting “นะโม ตัสสะ ภะคะวะโต..”

For anyone dealing with stuff liek this or wanting to move out, there's usually a thing in your contract that says you can ask to cancel it half way through. Me and my housemates did that, the house was really bad and the rent was high -_-

This is sadly my general experience with share homes. You just end up with people that don't understand that they're in a share home. Activity from lots of people makes noise. Also from my experience? Bro we're in LONDON. There's always noise. Leave the city. Live in a hole. Just don't live here! You'll never be happy unless you live out in the Pennines or the Moors with how quiet you want it. Another issue was people that would complain to the Landlord and make up shit to blame me on. Like I could be at work all day and come home, and right after the Landlord would be there going "so there's been a complaint in regards to what you did today."

I had a similar neighbour who was also my landlord and he would call me to complain about the noise from my dishwasher in the evening...but he would blare out his music from 11am-9pm almost everyday...I will never live with a landlord again 🤦🏼‍♀️

8:57 im sure he is NOT happy now, who knows his next neighbor will be like, imagine two of him live next to each other

Where I live in London the noise is so bad abs the walls are thin and I always hear banging and everything

That dude is the type of person to come stomping down when you're watching A Quiet Place.

I'm surprised you didn't lose it, man being a monk really has perks to keeping cool apparently. Wish there was some revenge though.

I had a neighbour like that who kept waking me up in the early hours of the morning banging on my bedroom wall because I was “making too much noise”. My housemate would wake up if a mouse farted she was such a light sleeper and she didn’t hear anything. They threaten to call the police and the council, she said the neighbour on the other side had let her in to their house at 2am to check they weren’t making the noise (I think not). So I gave up being polite and told her to just do it, we weren’t doing anything wrong. Apparently the previous tenants had been really bad for making noise and playing loud music at all hours so apparently she decided to terrorise us as a preventative measure.

Had a similar neighbor. A retired director of some metal work factory who had a bunch of burn scars on his face and who would always make a point to say he used to carry heavy steel blocks all day long. But ALWAYS found reasons to complain. Our walls weren't thin by any definition, but he had to be just listening closely to hear anything. He would bang on the door at least 5 times a week, sometimes when I was sleeping (so no noise was even made). Plus always tried to show of some dominance when you walked by him, he used to puff his chest and shoulders up so YOU had to squeeze to past by.

Honestly I feel like this was a thinly veiled racially charged situation. I know the exact type, angry older guy who won’t say it outright because in his time it was considered rude to be openly racist so he covers it up by finding excuses to harass and scare you. But also in the UK I guess you’re not as afraid to confront people, without the constant threat of guns.

My downstairs neighbors hit their own ceiling /our floor to warn us to be quiet.. and when they feeling extra fancy they bang on the heating radiators which achoes throughout the all floors of the building.. Basically they end up making more nose then us. Because of their bs I don't listen to music nor dare to laugh or basically anything as I know they will make a scene. My brother while a kindergartenr fell of his bed, it was funny.. and they called police and filed noise complaint. When police came my parents were so scared and confused since my two older siblings weren't home. Like dude..

God I feel that story so much. A neighbour of mine started, after we lived there for 1,5 years already, to do some really weird shit out of nowhere. Like putting a piece of cardboard on my step-dads car with the words "This person is looking into other apartments from outside to steal from them", ripping out the name shield from our letter box and threatening to call the police, even though we never got louder than in the time prior to the cardboard incident. Aftermath was, she never called the police and never talked to us again, about being too loud or in general, lmao

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Used to have upstairs neighbors that decided to build an entire balcony with a hammock and everything on our roof. No noise isolation on said roof, we could hear everything, especially the drills. Sadly forced us to move out of the house we've lived in for more than a decade.

Garnt might not be at the temple anymore, but he's SURE AS SHIT living that monk lifestyle if he didn't deck that guy that last night

My grandmother has been dealing with an upstairs neighbor which reminds me of this guy. It's an ex-teacher and she and my grandmother shared numbers when she moved in many years after my grandmother got her place (it's like a two story house essentially). This woman would text her incessantly (and I'm talking entire essays here) about the washer/dryer which my grandmother was using during the day. Not only that, but any noise after 10 would be followed by a Text or her stomping. The TV was an issue. The neighbor would put a speaker on max and then leave to go shopping. Any kind of music my grandmother played would be a problem. Eventually the neighbor got the police and a lawyer involved. And this just saddens me immensely... Like none of the things my grandparents are doing is all that loud. All the noise complaints ended up with the police siding with my grandmother. But the whole lawyer thing is really putting a strain on my grandparents. Especially since that house is so nice otherwise.

I had the same kind of neighbor from hell here in the states. I still hate being in apartments because of it.

If someone told me this was a subplot in the "Hell is other people" webtoon/tv show. I would believe them, despite watching the show

I don't know, I have had very loud neighbours, too. All other neighbours and me would regularly call the police on them. They abused drugs and randomly screamed at 2pm daylight, in full volume, and threw around furniture. During lockdowns in a 52 appartment complex, such a neighbour was a true neighbour from hell. I was close to tears a few times.

That guy.... He'd hate living in an apartment building with me. I don't have anger issues but I have definitely ended up screaming and crying at the top of my lungs for random reasons. I applaud your zen lol

Garnt basically did an albert from twin peaks XD

This was a great clip. Laughed out loud multiple times.

"you don't know who you're dealing with here. i worked at the BBC"

I instantly pictured the jazz instructor from Whiplash. Calm to volcanic eruptions.

"I'm a monk. A Shao-lin monk..."

Satan going to Garnt's neighbor after hearing this story: Here, a ticket to heaven, my Hell is very noisy

This brought back some traumatizing memories

I had a neighbor who stole our ferrets. She put a hand written letter through our letter box pretending to be someone called "Mr.Lawe" who was a lawyer saying that we were abusing our animals (we definitely weren't) and the RSPCA was on their way. Never saw the ferrets again. Before that she tried to lure our golden retriever to her place with treats to kidnap her. Creepiest fucking person I've ever met, worst thing is our houses were terrace houses, so every house on the street was connected to each other, including the gardens which had a path going through each garden with a communal gate at the end, so we saw her occasionally go into our garden to snoop around. Even saw her once try to open our gate, probably an attempt to take the ferrets.

It's always the upstairs neighbors somehow. My current ones have a child who likes to run non-stop as late as 2am. I tried talking directly to them, then the management staff, and it wasn't until I started calling the police (which who wants to call the police for a child running?! But I was so sleep deprived!) that it started to go down significantly in frequency. It happens sporadically throughout the day. Someone upstairs also has the heaviest footsteps of all the land that frequent throughout the night and I ended up buying noise canceling headphones after not getting proper sleep for ages. My contract is up, and my one friend has said, "well, if you move, you could be in a worse situation and at least you know what you're dealing with." The only real reason I'm not moving is I moved twice in the last year, the last place having surprise mice. Maybe I should just live in a forest, in a cave.

im on the neighbors side remember garnt lives with synsnap the whole building hears her whisper 😂

Lmao the sync with the Mmmhh. 0:47

One of my friends also had one of these neighbors downstairs that make loud noises to complain about "noise," since his wife has this condition that makes her sensitive to sudden sounds. Not only would they mistook other noises for my friend, but they would also literally bang on the ceiling in the middle of the night because the bed shook for a tiny bit. I mean I kinda understand but if you can't take any sort of noise why the hell would you live on the first floor of an apartment building? The guy apparently holds a pretty senior-level position at one of the tech companies. The managers couldn't do anything about it so my friend eventually had to cave in and move. Btw, my friend lives in the Bay Area where moving is hella expensive.

If that were me, I would buy those directional speakers and aim it at the ceiling, then play the most annoying cutesy anime songs on loop.

I'm convinced there are breakthroughs in the mental health field currently undiscovered relating to people with anger issues.

Imagine Sydney going Ara Ara at this place XD

I had a terrible neighbor. She would scream and yell some nights or mornings for who knows what reasons, threaten me and other neighbors minding our own business one day she finally snapped broke out her own windows and moved out. Because the family that actually owns it wanted her to leave legally. Her final departure was that. Thankfully she's out of our neighborhood. She would also damage the place, punching the walls etc from what i heard from others. Kinda believe it now after the window thing.

When I first moved with my bf, we had a loooot of drama with the neibough because of the same reasons. He is a really angry person, he is always arguing with his wife. My bf had to build literaly a tall wall to divide his hall from our kitchen. We live in houses too close as well.

This story is like a similar to the case with angry neighbor yelling in anger for noise, luckily garnt had it easy because the other guy had a machete in hand and was ready to commit murder towards his neighbors.

Imagine Trevor Philips from GTA V being your neighbour

So crazy listening to this. I had a neighbor just like garnt when i was 19 and it was total hell.. if anyones interested this is the story. I move into new aprtment complex in florida, and soon meet my downstairs neighbors a insane old woman and her husband in their 50-60s~ directly below me. She insisted that i was stomping, so she would bang her ceiling in "retaliation" with what sounded like a broomstick. This first happened the first week i moved in and unfortunately i signed a 1 year lease. I worked 60 hours a week and only would only come home sleep, wake up and leave but she would bang her broomstick while i was in bed, or if i was sitting still on the couch doing nothing fpr hours. she was legitimately insane. The broomstick banging would continue literally everyday until i moved out, despite my busy schedule and lack of activity. I never had friends over a single time because of her. On rarer occasions I'd be sitting on my balcony, on the 4th story and she would stand on the ground and shout up to me calling me a crackhead, to stop stomping and to stop harassing her..... Iv never done crack or any hard drugs. I smoked weed out there a few times which mustv been what set her off? I stomped one night for real in retaliation and only time ever back at her, and it was near the end of my lease. she came up to my door banging "fbi open up"! "open up drug addict!" various obscenities and banged on my door for an hour straight to which i just ignored till it went away. I did have a convo with the womens husband just before moving out in the hallway we ran into eachother. Out of fear just running into him i backed away put my hands up and said I dont want trouble im moving out right now, but to my suprise the man actually apologized for his wife and said that he knows the walls are thin and that im not stomping etc and we had an alright conversation. I informed him im the quietest upstairs neighbor ever, how i never had people over etc and let him know hes in for hell with whoever moves in after me if they have a life

bro if u live in a sharedhouse/apartment you should expect some type of noise. ive been living in an apartment for 7 years and i never notice the noise i've gotten used to it . only time i notice it is when a guest gets freaked out by it

I kinda empathize with that guy. I have very good hearing and I'm always tired but I can't fall asleep when there's noise.

Ug… sounds like my dad.

I haven’t heard anyone having a positive life living in a hmo. It’s cheap but some shit always happens

The only thing im thinking the entire time is "if i was in the crazy guy place i would have just worn earplugs if just the sound of talking triggered me in this way...", But i guess there are people who prefer to make other peoples life difficult for fun

If you're neighbors are going to be unreasonable and call any sound at all loud, might as well just be fucking loud. Like large stereo system at midnight loud. Like "Oops, i forgot I had that airhorn, let's empty it out" loud.

I had a nightmare neighbour who dug around for who my landlord was, which at the time was my mam, and proceeded to send letters detailing all of the times that I was loud. The only thing that put us on to her being fucking mental was the fact that I lived by myself, and the dates and times when I was apparently being noisy were all when we were on a family holiday, so the house was completely vacant. She thought that my landlord wouldn't know I was on holiday and was hoping to get me evicted while I was on holiday.

Sometimes you just yank it a bit harder than you intended to - Grant 2:35

NO WAY I just finished dealing with the exact same thing. I was in the basement and there was a couple living upstairs. I couldn't have friends over or even play fifa without this guy going off. Now I never want to share a space ever again

Garnt saying “dude I was a monk” is the definition of weird flex but ok

A buddy of mine hated his neighbor. It was a Victorian house converted into two apartments so they shared a wall. He complained that they were always loud and would still be even after politely asking them to try and keep it down. Eventually he just started turning on the stereo at full volume when he'd leave his apartment. Hilarious.

This ex-cop kinda reminds of veterans from any branch in the military, but more so Marines and Army vets, but without the fucked up sense of humor

Probably could've just called the police, no way in hell he got that much power just to lie his way out

Maaan, I'm almost glad it's my neighbors who are noisy and not me At least I have something to complain about Like, my downstairs neighbors playing music/watching tv so loud my bedroom door rattles in its hinges. Sometimes at 6 in the morning.

I’ve had several “interesting” neighbours but I have one related to Garnts door story. We had people move in upstairs who blasted party volume music 24/7, had lovely screaming matches at random times and we were students. We asked them really politely twice to keep it down and they lost their shit on us so we just went incommunicado with them. One day I was bringing home a chair and she and a man showed up and I’m stuck there bringing a chair in and she starts screaming in our face about us slamming the door too hard??? Excuse me? Coming from the person having a party all the time. The icing on the cake was she claimed to have taped a note to a door complaining about it….it was winter in Canada, tape is not standing up to the cold and wind. Which the wind was also why the door slammed ONCE! I could understand a polite conversation if it happened a lot but like we haven’t had silence in our own apartment since you moved in so it’s a little rich to complain. Also prior to them moving in it was 3 adults, two children and three massive dogs and we never heard them. She also let the dog piss all over my car and our bins and it’s shit was smeared into the driveway because they never picked up. She also screamed at us for shoveling snow onto the front lawn because they were going to park there? Not in one of the three parking spots I cleaned, they wanted to park on the lawn. So I just started to only shovel my spot since they never shovelled. It was awful. I was super scared of them by the end of it. I just want to live in a tiny home in the woods where I don’t have to deal with roommates and neighbours.

That is honestly a nightmare.

Seems like the perfect video to put a noise cancellation sponsor in it

Now that guy might be Grant's fan

Him: "This is what you get for making noise and talking loud!" Him: "Well...got nothing to say?" Me: "I was just wondering what I would get for a mix of thrash metal and Russian dubstep every night just before 10pm at max volume. They've got these new subwoofers now that make you feel...ooohh...just like you're right on the front row...."

Garnt and I had very similar neighbors. They’re WILD

Man I have a cringe story about my neighbour... For 3 days my neighbours front door had been left open. It's a apartment type set up, but only 2 doors on my floor type thing. So on the 3rd day I decided to check, so I knocked loudly, and shouted in the flat... Nothing. I went in the door and shouted again, nothing... I went to leave and noticed the keys in the door as I was leaving. So the person must be in, and my mate (who I had been texting updates to) said I should check the bathroom and bedroom as they may have died. I check every room until all I'm left with is the bedroom... I try to open it and something is blocking the door. So I shoulder barge the door open... There was a rug holding it shut, and the woman sat up from her bed and screamed "What are you doing in my flat!!!" I looked at her and said *I thought you were dead!" Honest to gods she looks at me and said "oh I work nights" and then fell back to sleep

dude put him in the monkzone, jesus christ

I feel sorry for whomever lives there next but I also feel like people that build "thin" walled apartments should be sued because they know what they're doing and how detrimental it can be for people's health and relationships.

For anyone here who watches basketball (which is probably no one) I realized connor looks exactly like goran dragic.

my parents whenever I get an F on my report card: 2:53

It says Garnt my brain still saw Garret