GARTEN OF BANBAN 

Cant wait for Cory to explain how Opila bird was OBVIOUSLY made with sex appeal in mind

Finally, a game that appeals to the average Oneyplays fan

This game is something that Zack would gaslight the others into thinking it actually exists.

You know a game is boring bad when chris doesn't say anything for 2 minutes

No joke here, no little goof, no weird OneyPlays fanboy sarcasm...This is genuinely one of the worst horror games ever made, but I am godamn proud to witness it through our Gremlins eyes.

“If you watch a makeup tutorial, women always start out red” is a fucking hilarious observation

Lyle calling Zendaya "Zenyata" is the funniest shit ever.

Countless children are going to be devastated that the creator of Friday night funkin doesn't like garten of ban ban.

Dave is the kind of guy who looks at his feet instead of his surroundings when he's walking around

Dave flinging around or only stareing at walls paired with the extremely slow drone is worse torture than what Tomar did to that family of four in 2013

I'm glad there were 4 of them for this episode, to support each other with how terrifying this game is. I don't think they could've gotten through it otherwise.

Corey's brain will never cease to surprise me and my mother bearing hips

The only thing that was at all interesting in this game was the way the bird acted. Instead of running at you in a straight line like most horror monsters, it acted more like a confused and diseased animal. So imagine my surprise and disappointment when I found out it literally only does that by accident because the devs put invisibles walls there to give the player time to get on the platform and the devs tried to lie by saying that they meant for the bird to do that.

Cory was definitely in control of boney plays this year

its so funny that this years Boneyplays isnt even scary, its just chris getting gradually more irritated every episode.

Cory acting like he hasn't been begging Chris to play this for the past 22 years

Finally playing little baby games for OneyPlays target audience. Thank you. Can we get a Skibidi Toilet Let’s Watch soon?

I'm glad I watched 6 minutes worth of grown men failing to escaped a paper mache bird in a game made for literal toddlers. This is what I subbed for.

The Euphoric Brothers (cool name) design each Garten of Banban game so that they're just over 2 hours to beat so you can't refund them, but people figure out shortcuts and speedrun the games. It makes the Euphoric Brothers really mad on Twitter

I love cory backseat driving while daves struggling with the controls, and then he takes the controller and has a hard time, and Dave just says "oh uh cory is it hard to control?"

I'm glad Oney and the gang gives us high quality contentslop such as this. We truly live in the peak era of audiovisual entertainment.

I didn't need a clever thumbnail to know Lyle is just Tomar doing an impression of Chris's late friend, but I'm glad people are finally learning.

The fact that Lyle knows about Makeup Girl Serial Killer videos and no one else got it proves he's the only one in the group that lives with a woman.

Cory: Garten of Banban 2! You’re enticed aren’t you? Chris immediately: NO.

Chris' response to Cory asking why its Garten and not Garden had me laughing.

"Gosh do I love some bloomin' onion, but I fucking hate bloom in video games" Somtimes Cory's fanta-soaked brain comes up with some bangers

23:45 very nice and considerate of cory to tell them where to look and scream in terror when nothing happened onscreen

Wow Tomar does a pretty good Lyle impression this episode

Genuinely cannot tell which comedy sound effects are added by OneyPlays and which are actually in the game

I love Cory’s child-like language skills.. “EKscape (escape)”.. “COOnin’t (couldn’t)” lmaoo Edit: French dip = Philly cheesesteak

This is the climax of Boneyplays. It literally cannot get better than this.

I feel like this game had a Sharkboy and Lavagirl type origin where all the characters and ideas were thought up by the developer's kid.

Everyone in this episode has worked on or is currently working on a game so I wonder how they feel about weird unoptimized unity games like this taking off. I remember reading somewhere that the red button on the remote has like 2,000 polygons for no reason which is kinda funny.

Holy shit this was unironically my most wanted game for them to play for boneyplays this year. Jumping up and down spinning around giving myself vertigo

This game makes black baby look fucking incredible

A truly hard watch, keep it up lads

According to the thumbnail it seems Tomar finally morphed into Lyle and stole his identity

No way this cannot be real

Oney is the only channel that makes me want to watch kids horror games

This game made me feel sick not just from the way it moved but because of the fact that i got so bored it literally started paining me physically I couldnt finish

Wow Tomar’s impression of Lyle has gotten really good. Truly a top tier voice actor.

Lyle's "Come on Obama use the drone" is underrated

I like the part where Banban runs in and goes " I'm Mr. Ban. This is the show. I eat the kid. " Eats the kid. " I'm Mr. Ban. That was the show. I love you. " and credits roll for the game.

Wait, you're telling me the horror aspect for this is that something that looks like it's for children is actually scary? Wow that's crazy.

cory defending banban and poppy playtime while regularly shitting on games with merit says so much

My favorite part was when Dave looked at the ground and then the wall then back at the ground.

"Women start out red" - Lyle Rath, 2023

I dont get why everyone is so confused, Lyle is portrayed by the green dude in the thumbnail, and Tomar was so frightened, he was speechless the entire episode

It’s about time the boys played an actual GOOD game 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Every garten has its ban ban

Tomar flexing his voice acting skills by doing a Lyle impersonation throughout the whole video

Doing an episode of this game is like jury duty for Chris

i love chris' current realistic screaming at the top of his lungs phase

Oney has his dingus out in the thumbnail

Dave Screaming for the drone is so funny to me for some reason, it’s nice that y’all have him on the show

Christ, Dave plays like a rollercoaster in a theme park. I'm gonna barf, I love it

Saying “Zenyatta from Scooby-Doo” when referring to Zendaya is so fucking crazy

Words cannot describe how much I missed the old Boney Plays intro, so seeing it on a smartphone made me feel good

What's funny about this game is that someone remake it in a week with no prior game dev experience and made it a better experience. The Euphoria Brothers suuuuuck

I love hearing Corey explain how every controller he uses is flawed and fucked up.

And with just a single thumbnail, the lore around Tomar explodes with new information.

Tomar sure does sound alot like lyle this playthrough, great voice acting!

Love hanging out with you niggas

fun fact, this is the first episode of oneyplays to ever have both dave and tomar! now grab a celery stick and let’s see how this unlikely pair interacts! Edit: I was deceived…

Cory's lack of education keeps surprising me

Best video ever on the channel, i hope they start to sing skibbidy toilet too

I was going to say "Wait, didn't they already play it?" but then I remembered it was Poppy wants to play or whatever. really says a lot lol

Corey has Lyle saying Zendaya like Zenjata now

This freaking rocks

I got so excited hearing the old "Boooney Plaayyss" noise in the intro that I yelled "yeaaaaahhh" unintentionally in chorus with the Skull Oney

I can feel my neurons shorting out watching Dave and Cory both do the same stupid things while not even looking over and over.

For those curious, before the recording Tomar reached down his throat and pulled out a green worm that crawled inside Lyle's ear, so now Tomar is Lyle.

Mark my words, Garten of Banban is going to be the point where people will be like, "Okay, we can't do mascot horror anymore, it's run its course." Like what I Am Sam did to the "inspirationally disadvantaged" genre of movies.

As a 6 year old I’m very excited for this series.

I love how the microsecond Cory takes control he complains about the controller

Chris' stern refusal at the end, hopefully, has spared us from certain doom. There's still doom, and it is approaching, but at least it won't be because of Garten of Banban 2.

Also love that chris is under a fucking table for most of these id love to see how this setup is working.

Hey could you guys try to introduce Cory to the concept of "wit"?

I know you keep Cory in your basement Oney, but can we get 1 episode without him? I can only handle so much "Um ActuAlly"

Dave saying "wait isn't Zenyatta from Overwatch?" proves to me he hasn't spend enough time on the Oneyplays couch

AAAAUUGHHHH THIS JELQS MY PERFECT THROMBER. THANK YOU BABY BOYS

When I read someone on the FNAF videos comment "they should play Garten of Banban", I thought they were stupid. They still are, but they won this round.

im clapping my feet together like a BABEH

Cory "Are you scared?" Dave visibly shaking uncontrollably and making the motion blur worse lol

Whoever came up with the new boney plays intro is a genius

Finally they are experiencing Garten of Slop Slop

I’ve always felt (especially as a tall person) that First Person Games always make me feel short.

Euphoric Brothers->Eupohria->Zenyatta->Scooby-Doo->Overwatch One of the strongest starts to an episode I've ever dang seen

AINT NO WAY YALL PLAYED CARTON OF MILKMAN 😭😂🤣🫥🗿💀😅😜😤😏💯💯💯💯

I don’t know what I’d do without these videos, they calm me down after a long stimming sesh.

I love how chris seems to only enjoy pure shit or souls games

I know it's out of nowhere but seeing the old boney plays intro makes me really happy that Chris, Ding Dong and Julian are still in good terms.

I'm just gonna say, Cory was completely wrong about the public's response to this game. After the whole poppy playtime nft shit people who weren't young kids immediately hated this game too. It literally advertised the second game on the title screen from the beginning when it first came out.

Cool fact, that remote thing has like a billion polygons

Ah, how the kiwi easter egg tickles my nostalgia

Jumbo Joshua Tomar

I never get tired of hearing Cory say ecscape

lyle was sued by zenyatta so they had to replace him with tomar in the thumbnail

Cory sure backseat games a lot for someone who doesn't pay attention to games he plays himself lol That said, please take the controller away from Dave. And Cory lol

Guys, what one is your favorite? Huggy Wuggy, Seek, scary Blue, Zumbo Sauce, Banban, Nabnab… Um, I forgot his name, the frog dude, and, um, yeah. Snow Seline, Banbalina, Stinger Flynn, Opila Bird, and Awesome Huggy Wuggy. This is, uh, me but like I don’t wanna use it. Blue and, uh, I mean, um, Kissy Missy, Killy Willy, um, Choo Choo Charles, right, Boxy Boo but like not evil, and we have evil Boxy Boo. We have Squid Game Huggy Wuggy. We have baby Huggy Wuggy, and Blue, and Freddy Fazbear, oinky oink oink. We have creepy Green. We have happy Huggy Wuggy. Look how happy he is, and we have "What the hell?" We have nobody cares Huggy Wuggy.