obsessed w the fact that gary was so quick to become an absolute gremlin. the tie on his head? who else did shit like that? no one that's who. gary was WAITING for something like this to happen so his feral side could finally be free
Whenever someone in Hatchetfield sues someone else in Hatchetfield Gary has to run between either side of the courtroom. "I present-- exibhit A!" *runs to the other side of the courtroom* "OBJECTION!" *runs to the other side of the courtroom* "ON. WHAT. GROUNDS!?" *runs to the other side of the courtroom* "I REQUEST A FIVE MINUTE RECESS!" *runs to the other side of the courtroom* "NEVER!!!"
Why are we, the StarKid fandom, so sexually confused 😂 some of us only like Lauren Lopez in blonde wigs or Robert dancing and then there's the girl in the audience screaming at everything Corey does. I think we need a visit from the scarf of sexual preference 😂
Can you imagine the emotional rollercoaster Gerald's going on. He's sitting in the car waiting for his wife to get dolls for his kids, he is verbally abused, a riot breaks out, his wife's a cult leader and he can't go within 100 feet of a cinnabon.
I would pay good money for a film that's just Gerald sitting in the car for 18 straight hours straight getting increasingly unhinged calls from his already extremely unhinged wife
The man just wanted a couple (Dozen) cinnamon rolls, and spend christmas with his unhinged wife. Now he has to deal with a will, a child's soiled pants, and whatever stink Gary Goldstein(Attorney at law) accumulated from playing a feral shopper for the past couple hours.
@@josh___something not to mention the nuke at the end, killing not only the on screen characters, but Gerald and the kids and Tim, both sitting in their cars
I literally started a Gary Goldstein cult- sorry, exciting new religion- over on tumblr, so this video makes me VERY, VERY, HAPPY. i will literally die for gary and he'd probably let me, tbh.
@@shawndougherty6056 I saw a theory that Gary is actually cHaD cause his name is Gary Chadwick Goldstein and Jeff already plays Greg in Show stopping number so that wouldn't be so far fetched.
I have this headcannon that Gary will defend _literally_ anyone. Trans person being told they’re in the wrong bathroom? *garygoldsteinattorneyatlaw* Student thinks they’re being given too much homework? Get ready for AUDITS! 5 year old thinks their bedtime is too early? Did *YOU KNOW* _my_ client is being *_DISCRIMINATED AGAINST_* Bonus: he always appears out of nowhere
I saw this comment forever ago and I kid you not the only thing that got me through constant threats and violence where I used to live was saying in my head "GARYGOLDSTEINATTORNEYATLAW are you aware that my client being transgender is NO REASON TO HARM HIM? And that any physical or psychological damage this causes is YOUR LIABILITY? Get ready for AUDITS!"
its very funny to imagine hatchetfield has exactly ONE lawyer and ONE therapist (with the therapist being dead in every timeline since it's jane...which would explain why everyone is so fucked up all the time lmao)
Pure, true Chaotic Jon is a blessing. Paul was Chaotic Neutral, Wiggly was Chaotic Evil, and Gary was Chaotic Good. Edit: Alternatives; Wiggly- True Chaotic Paul- Chaotic Neutral Gary- Chaotic Lawful
I know this vid is to give Gary the appreciation he deserves but I gotta do a shoutout to the way Linda mouth "audits" to the people behind her bc it kills me every time
I love Black Friday for showing us more of Jon’s acting capability. In TGWDLM, we only got to see one character from him (Paul), but in this we get so much more. The character voice for Gary is hilarious and one of my favs in the show. Can’t wait to see what else he gives us in the future 😊👍
I'm sorry but imagine Gary suing Linda for assaulting him (0:46) and representing himself but also defending her and running back and forth across the courtroom as he frantically tries to win his case.
YES A VIDEO ON THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE SHOW!!! He’s been my favorite since watching the digit ticket!! Also I’m glad Black Friday has FINALLY awaken the Starkid fandom to the greatest that is Jon Matteson. He was slept on when TGWDLM was big and he’s finally getting his dues
I know! I was so frustrated how little this man’s talents were appreciated last year! I love Robert Manion and all his roles in TGWDLM but I really feel like he really took the spot light last year but I always favored Jon
Throughout the show, characters reference a "warrior". The name "Gary" comes from Old English and means "spear", which was also the Old English word for "warrior".
So my first Starkids musical was The guy who didn’t like musicals. I didn’t expect Jon to be such a good actor (I thought Paul was kinda him just a bit exaggerated) but now I know what a fool I’ve been
