Gas Station Simulator - Fly High, Sweep Low 

Every time Jerma talks about his retirement it's like a parent telling their toddler that they will eventually die

Jerma likes to talk about his retirement a lot like he ISNT going to be in a nursing home making funny voices while his heart monitor beeps in the background while playing cyberpunk 3077 for an hour before sleeping on stream

It’s so sweet of Jerma to keep commissioning the same musician that he’s used since he started

hearing jerma say he'll stop streaming someday feels like hearing my gramma telling me she's going to die someday like no you're not

It's so sweet of Jerma to give small RU-vidrs like Markiplier and Jacksepticeye a shout-out on his stream

27:39 It's the dead of night and you're driving in the middle of the desert, the tank is low. You pull into a gas station- for some reason there's a loader in front of the pump- and a strange man comes around from out back. He simply says "I can't- I don't have time to deal with you." and he whacks your car with a broom so hard you cross state lines. Does this justify leaving a negative review on yelp.

Jerma decides after years of streaming to join the workforce. He opens the door to his first interview, and before even sitting down, his interviewer asks him in shock. "wait... are you the sus guy?

Jerma's fake customer service is so funny. It sounds so fake and yet so utterly real in the sense some small business owners totally have that friendly but threatening demeaner. Like I appreciate that you want a good review but making people feel unsafe is not the way to do that. I wish I could give this voice 0 stars but I am only to give it 5 stars because I'm a massive coward and sellout

Jerma is becoming a real RU-vidr with that intro

I like this sitcom world jerma lives in where your friend arrives early to pick you up and you have to invent some sort of lie to buy you time to finish getting ready instead of just explaining the perfectly normal situation

i remember joining this stream when hes adamant to play it seriously.. fell asleep halfway though.. and woke up to him shoving vehicles onto a barn

in the middle when he talks about retiring it sounds like the "we're gonna have to let the doggy go to heaven" talk

This stream got weirdly sentimental for a game about running a gas station

Jerma has this quality of making each connected sentence spoken sound like a splice from a completely different day/place/person

That intro was VERY smooth, and I especially love any edits on the longer side. Thank you Swizzly, great work!

Accidentally stumbling across this video and seeing jerma say "Itll be YEARS from now when i retire" and it being 2024 and its official. Crazy. And he did exactly what he said hed do.

Sometimes I like to watch the first few minutes of a Jerma video, and then watch the last few minutes, just to get a feel for how absolutely jarring it's going to be, with no knowledge of the middle events. He went from picking up trash and cleaning the surrounding area to using a broom to physically trap cars in his establishment, against their will. Dunno how he got there but, he did.

the absolute power of that broom, where it can effortlessly send cars flying into the next county, is undoubtedly the best feature of the game

Imagine if you joined the stream at 25:55 and saw Jerma seemingly being annoyed at a bug in the game and futilely attempting to end it, and then he whips out a broom and sends it to the stratosphere whilst only saying "you will not be coming back" calmly. What a PSYCHO

looking back on these videos is so heartwarming. ik its just jerma goofin around in a random game but he made me laugh when times were rough. and thats all that matters to me. it doesnt matter if hes gone forever or he comes back tomorrow ill remember him for a very long time to come. thank you for the memories jerma and thank you for everyone who helped him share his personality with the world

Jerma's blatant ignorance of the FLASHING alerts on the left side of the screen telling him what to do is so stressful

Kinda wish I lived in America so I could _jokingly_ go to furry conventions and try different tactics to find out which of the thousands of fursuiters is actually Jerma985.

"this is what you get for ghostin' my emails for 6 years. all those times i said: merry christmas. all the times i said: let me see the baby"

41:45 imagine you pull up to a gas station in the middle of nowhere and you see the sole employee frantically running out to the back of the store carrying a turd in his bare hands before hastily flinging it into a dumpster and then taking his place behind the convenience store counter

he always finds a way to play the game wrong like a lunatic

I can’t believe someone made a full game based on just the gas station minigame from No More Heroes 1

“I’ve been watching you for a month and you’re already my father.” Had me in tears 😭

It's always funny how the customers sound furious if you let something fall free into their basket

I had to drive truck occasionally at a previous job, had to stop by multiple different warehouses all around the state. Not a single person was enough of a psychopath to close the door on someone leaving.

"At least years from now" FeelsWeakMan

Make sure to vote for Jerma for The Streamer Awards!! He's in two categories this year!!!

i like the idea of jerma becoming a movie director after hes no longer a streamer.

Been watching Jerma since he was a wee lad, growing as a person alongside him growing as an entertainer. He's truly a one-of-a-kind guy, but even though when the time comes and he steps down from being Jerma, I'll be sad, but also kind of happy. Knowing the guy I look up to ever since his silly TF2 moments is leading a happy life amongst all the real world chaos is kind of inspiring.

this game is so surreal, its perfect for him....like 26:32 ?? the red screen border like they're going to kill you for straying too far??? THE GOD-LIKE ABILITY TO FLING CARS???

I would love so much if Jerma could play baseball against Vinny somehow. It would be perfect, New York vs Boston. Jerma's Boston Red Scouts vs Vinny's New York YankMeats. It would be perfect

Jerma will look like the older brother from Texas Chainsaw Massacre who runs the gas station when he is older.

I think it's genuinely amazing that the wild success that was the Dollhouse Stream is going to be considered testing the waters. I'm excited to see the future streams, and glad to be part of the Jerma community while he is still around. :)

We all know Jerma is going to stream his whole life, and his last breath taken will be before he busts out laughing at a car accident in a game

Jeremy please live forever.

What if instead of greeting customers when they get out of there cars you just scream at them really loud until you pass out

I've been watching for a month now and Jerma is already MY father.

Germa is a physics destroyer

That thumbnail has good potential for an album cover

really like the idea that jerma would vlog while on the job and get angry with the customers he isnt helping

If it don't fix. Broke it.

I love how the SECOND he realized you can push the cars the game stops being about managing a gas station and immediately starts being about how much he can fuck with the physics engine.

(Jigsaw voice) The car's tank will fill with GAS

ah, yes, the alternate superman origin story where instead of moving to metropolis, he stays in rural america and becomes a gas station owner who /occasionally/ launches problem customers into the stratosphere.

im positive that the “piano key mashing” song Jerma listened to was a MIDI conversion of another song

“You’re not allowed to stop” Beyond all the ribbing and memes… messages like that show how much Jerma’s community really appreciates him. Not even joking, that was a surprisingly wholesome moment from the chat apes :)

Imagine every Jeremy Elbertson stream burned on 100s of dvds

The bit about not reading your emails and letting them pile up into the 10 thousands hits close to home

Such a blessing having this jerma

Dear Jeremy Elbertson, I was wondering if you ever had a rock solid shit. Like a brick. After eating nothing but noodles for a week. repectfully, Mr. Poopenheimer

He's flinging cars like a L4D tank.

The usual intro music conveys such a feeling of peaceful, yet joyous, excitement. Might be because the first time I ever got to listen to it in real time was when I made the very impulsive and irresponsible decision to disregard my responsibilities for just one night and try to watch the whole thing live - which actually turned out to be a great decision, btw. But even aside from that, it's just a really good track. Jerma without Blordow would definitely feel a whole lot different

other streamers playing this game: *runs a gas station* jerma playing this game: *summons deistic power with a pushbroom, attacks children with furniture, holds hostages, wages war on his customers*

Love the longer videos !

i love that jeremy, rather than playing into the "furries cringe lol" comment, instilled a sense of vague dread into his chat with "i could be any person in a fursuit" /gen

Jerma got to do exactly what he wanted to do professionally, so happy for him

Jerma: I'm not serial killer Also jerma: flips somebody's car with nothing but a broom

52:56 Can we take a second and realize that he said the fucking Dollhouse stream was a _precursor_ to what he wants to do in the future. The Dollhouse was a monumental stream with incredible production value, and he wants to go beyond that. This guy is insane and we're lucky to have him. He does all of this out of genuine love for all of us and pure enjoyment of it. He's truly incredible, honest to god best streamer of possibly all time.

You are KILLIN it with these uploads!!

when jerma said the cigarettes are really bad for you i actually had a flashback to my coworker going on and on for a good 10 minutes about how this guy shouldn't buy cigarettes because they're bad for him. like i swear to god he said word for word what jerma just said

Jerma's streams feel like that rich kid in school that you used to watch play with cool toys you didn't own.

Personally I can’t wait for Jerma986

Gyas station

Jerma needs to stream Mischief Makers for the Nintendo 64 so that zoomer chat understands his references to Mischief Makers for the Nintendo 64

Thanks, Blordow :)

Jerma talking about making magic potions at 59:00 was so relatable, I did the same thing with condements that I was too picky to eat as a kid

I watched this entire vod, amazing stream

8:28 "NICE, Ron!"

These intro clips are always so perfect. How does the editor even find these?

i love those simulator streams because jerma is more concentrated on the chat so EVERYBODY is constantly trying to be the next One Guy moment

the only guy who does baseball and carnival streams. Cheers to the King of Streaming

Jerma talking about his age is really giving me some kinda of existential panic

I wonder what that sleeping headphone streamer is up to these days.

I never make comments but this stream cut is so good I come back to it often. Nice work

Every time jerma talks about retiring all I can think about is when he said he'd do the bit where he says "if I die I'm deleting my twitch account" and actually does it

The new track sounds like the music you'd hear at the final phase of the final boss in a Jerma themed videogame.

23:35 I like how he talks to a completely different person after clearing the jam

Love to see a creator who really values the artists he works with

Jerma alluding to his now current job of working creator events for Ludwig 52:06

I'm so very glad he found the broom.

Jerma did the same exact National Anthem joke about the singing during the Olympics stream.

Really long Jerma985 videos can contain heavy subjects like what he'll do after his streaming career ends and intergrating himself into the job sector after a decade plus of being a public figure for that time On the flipside there's chat goating him into howling during the topic of being a furry

Who needs gas when you can be flung to your next destination in half the time!

2021 Jerma: It’s not gonna happen for A LONG time. 2024 Jerma: I am retired, BUT I will stream the new Elden Ring DLC EVERY DAY until I BEAT IT! I wish I could retire like that…

29:44 as a cashier I can confirm customers sometimes really do get upset when they get shit for free/cheaper, because there is lead in the water or something. most realistic game of all time

"Don't be sad, it's not happening for a long time" is literally the line we had to give our 5-year old daughter when she did that kid thing and freaked out about us dying, lol

Now I'm going to have dreams where Jerma announces his retirement, then I live a year of my life in the dream, and then he retires and I wake up crying

Ludwig should really consider making a movie about Jerma.

Retiring after he peaked at Among Us. Can never recapture the spark 😔

This was my favorite stream to watch

The idea that there will be a point I can no longer watch Jerma makes my stomach hurt

my dogs fucking hated his basketball shoes noise

Couple of years huh didnt know that meant the following year 😢

This Jerma guy has a real shot of being a RU-vidr.

Such a great edit. Well done editor

The most important thing about retirement in the entertainment industry is knowing when to leave.