As someone with siblings, when Jerma said "I used to wear hockey gear while my brother threw baseballs at me" I literally sighed and thought "finally a normal story"
My brother once poked me on the forehead with a stick from my grandma's burn pile by accident. It's ok though because a few years later I accidentally popped him in the head with a bb gun.
One of my sister's once had an argument with another sister and threw the plastic goat toy they were arguing about at her, embedding it's horns into her forehead which required many stitches and a trip to A&E...
It's the same feeling as going to your friends house and he has a bunch of cardboard boxes in the garage so you guys spend 3 hours doing fake martial arts
Imagine you hire a guy to pressure wash your fence and you look into the backyard and he is standing on top of your tool shed talking to himself about a time he pretended he didn't recognize a fan in public
The story about him lying to his fans faces about who he is and then shouting a one liner at them after denying who he was made it into my top 5 Jerma moments almost instantly
It's funny how he feels more embarrassed about confusing a customer for an employee than denying who he is to someone that clearly knows who he is until he can't hide it anymore.
@@ItsDSP My favorite Jerma stream was definitely 'The Wonders of Being a Mortician' where he operated on stolen corpses from the morgue and then dumped them in a hole in the desert. It was so funny.
@@heatherperleberg7816 He literally called himself a “modern day da Vinci” in that stream. Seriously, how the hell is he still allowed to stream? I’m pretty sure one of the bodies was still alive judging from the shaking.
house flipper: wall dad, slime tuber, crack house, GAS coin game: spiral into insanity the long drive: spiral into insanity vegas stakes: spiral into insanity (+mr greenz)
Use to work in dry cleaning oddly really took pride in how clean i could return something. I remember these bed sheets had vomit all over super bad worst I've ever seen. Get this apparently the son ate an entire sleeve of oreos and did it out of spite. Did the best we could still remember the smell terrible.
I am not joking when i say that the 'You're in a dream with Jerma and a bird shits into his mouth' bit is one of the funniest things i have heard in my life.
@@Vonias House flipping: Prices out local residents, forcing people to leave their hometowns to find affordable housing Destroys and sanitizes architectural styles to chase current trends, robbing areas of cultural and artistic identity Artificially extends the life of buildings that are unfit for residence (Tends to) focus more on the aesthetic of a building than the liveability of it, creating hostile architecture.
I think one of my favourite parts of this is that while he’s talking about the vsauce prime numbers video he EXCLUSIVELY says even numbers and ones ending in 5. Like he doesn’t even come close to saying an actual prime number.
A prime number (or a prime) is a natural number greater than 1 that is not a product of two smaller natural numbers. A natural number greater than 1 that is not prime is called a composite number. For example, 5 is prime because the only ways of writing it as a product, 1 × 5 or 5 × 1, involve 5 itself. However, 4 is composite because it is a product (2 × 2) in which both numbers are smaller than 4. Examples: 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97
One time I was in a pet store, wearing my pet store employee cosplay, when this incredibly short man approached me and said "Do you guys sell the thing? Do you know where I can get the object?" and I said "I don't work here" then he immediately started to mutter about my facial hair under his breath. It sounded like he was saying "bet you feel so tall under that moustache, don't you?" I felt really uncomfortable, My girlfriend asked him "Are you Jerma?" (I didnt know she knew some guy named "Jerma" before this point) and he crossed his eyes & stuck his teeth out saying "Duhhhh what's a Jerma???" and she blushed and said "you know, like from twitch?" and he started jerking around, twitching sort of, and asked "What's twitch?" and she stopped and stared at him. She seemed to be kind of excited. He seemed emboldened by this. After a little while he said "Look at me" and threw a tennis ball from the shelf next to him at me. It looked like he tried to throw it really hard but he kind of just flicked it at me with his fingers. Then he just left. My girlfriend couldnt stop thinking about him after that day. She said he was a badder boy than I'll ever be.
If the fan recognizing Jerma moment doesn't get into the Jermawards I will unironically smoke crack Two years later edit: I've only returned now from rehab. Thank you, Jerma!
It was relatable when jerma was talking about faking a temperature to skip school, but then the orange juice story just reels it back in, actual psycho
I like to imagine that if someone went up to jerma in a casino and asked him if he was Mr Green, then jerma would instinctively react in the Mr Green voice
i remember actually falling asleep watching this stream and when the "Youre asleep" bit came on I fucking bolted upright and screamed in horror thinking jerma had broken into my house or something I genuinely still have the occasional nightmare where jerma just stands in my room saying "this is a dream I want you to let go"
What the fuck shsbbsjdheb like i canNOT emphasize how fucking much this made me laugh. My face & throat hurt from it, oh my god, thank u for sharing this/gen
@under a rock people who were watching nickelodeon when it came out, maybe, but jerma was way past the target demographic at the time and he doesnt often display extensive knowledge about tv cartoons so it came as a big surprise to me
He literally did the “I’m sick” voice. I had it in my head when he said he was going to do it, and then he completely did the exact voice that was in my head
jerma is really intersting cause if you know him in real life i feel he would be a kinda boring. just a normal guy who likes to watch videos on wood cutting or powerwashing . but then you see him on twitch and suddenly hes making billion dollar cat cosplay bets on video games, running a carnival for a day and hosting a wrestling match with people who are pretending to be a bunch of characters he made up. if you try to explain multiple streams hes done to someone it sounds like your explaining multiple episodes of family guy or just family guy cut away gags
RU-vid must know that on the stream the "talking dogs on 4 legs all sound like goofy" bit went on for more than 30 minutes at least. Chat kept finding examples to counter him.
I was at the pet store the other day and I saw Jerma985, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “What's a Jerma Twitch?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Look at me!” and closing his hand shut in front of my face.
Okay, Jerma genuinely had the most wholesome childhood Like even the baseball thing sounds crazy on paper but with the context? That's the most suburban America thing I can think of
46:15 is exactly what I'd be doing if I was a big streamer lol. Just make a bunch of random obscure references and have to constantly pull up the originals to show what I'm referencing
I was only half watching until I realized that Jerma was playing a game about powerwashing, listening to the Mother 3 soundtrack, and talking about copyright expiration for Disney characters. That's exactly when I had to stop, skip back in the video, and try to piece together what the hell happened.
This video legitimately motivated me to power wash my house, thanks Jerma Edit: it is complete. I have vanquished the beast living on my walls. I am covered in the mud of my enemies. All will know my wrath
I legit fell asleep with this video on on my couch and I woke up in terror when he said “YOURE DREAMING.” And I couldn’t move it was like jerma was my sleep paralysis demon
Imagine looking in your backyard after you've hired a pressure washer and he is talking about how his brother hurled baseballs at his head while he is washing grass.
The Jerma editors finally using a Son of the Mask clip for the intro gives me an excellent opportunity to point out how that movie's version of The Mask just looks like Jerma in a bad costume
I saw Jerma985 at a grocery store yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Boomer hypnotist Jeremy "Twitch" Elbertson PUKES the McDonald BTS meal onto his GRANDMOTHER'S tiles, while receiving a $2,000,000 *stimulus* from Mitch Mcconnell, ON STREAM
Without a doubt the funniest gag in this whole video is where Jerma jokes about mickey mouse becoming public domain. Where does he keep coming up with all this.
I always fall asleep to these videos so imagine my frustration when the one time I actually sit down and watch one he acknowledges that the viewer may be sleeping
The story of his brother throwing baseballs at him reminds me of when my sister belted unripe grapefruits at me except I had no protection and it was no game.
there is the possibility that someone was sleeping during this stream and woke up exactly when jerma was doing his dream bit. i hope that person is doing well, i would be traumatized
I used to work in a detail shop and man... Taking those disgusting old used trade-ins and pressure washing, waxing, steam cleaning the carpets, seats and engine to make them look brand new was SOOO satisfying.
I just realised this game is published by Square Enix. I hope we get to play as Cloud power washing his blade and stuff, or Noctis power washing The Regalia sometime.
I woke up one night to The Son Of The Mask playing on tv when I was 9. The scene was when he was interrogating his wife about the disappearance of his son. I was scared shitless and was petrified til morning. Didn’t go back to sleep.
