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Yeah, he makes no sense...complains about players practicing combos, meanwhile he spent hours trying to get his combo down with bison...make it make sense.
@@Hoscue you don't understand he practiced just enough. The reason his combos don't come out is not because of missed inputs, it's because the rollback netcode is garbage.
That's literally his SF2 experience. He would learn some cheap tech in the arcades and would use it to exploit others. Since the internet wasn't like it is now, he was able to be cheap for far longer. This is why he freaked out when people learn Bison tech day 1.
He hates it when people figure out how to stop him from spamming the same thing over and over. All he cares about is win screens so he can moan and sigh like Chris Chan soaking in the dopamine. He just wants to spam jump R2 like Elden Ring, but against human players in Street Fighter, and everyone should praise how great he is for it. Hence he hates the idea that people know how to counter Bison's moveset, when DSP doesn't know how to play fundamental Street Fighter and just wants to do headstomp devil reverse over and over while the other guy should sit there and lose.
@@runningwithflair wow lying mouth drooling style mohran. dsp pulls hogans like it's no ones business. and have you seen him doordash? he's an absolute master no legend even at it
- Wont read tutorials -Wont practice at all -Wont take advice from knowledgeable people - Wont cook for his wife DSP cant do anything except play video games badly. He isnt even a real person at this point.
Phil equates fun with winning. To him, beating someone in a fighting game is somehow proving his superiority and for a guy that's had his inferiority shoved back into his face almost every day of his life getting that little bit of validation is more precious than gold.
You can see this manifest in his pre ranked play anxiety. So much of his pride is tied into that win record it gives him literal anxiety and brings out intense emotions. He will never be able to the L in any graceful manner which caps his potential skill
It's especially nuts because this guy has clearly read guides for all the fromsoft games he's played. Then again I don't think there is a bigger hypocrite than pigroach
So let me get this straight, as an artist...if I practice my anatomy, perspective, coloring, shading, etc etc, the pig roach thinks I am a cheater?...wild take indeed.
DSP: I don’t have character knowledge. Everyone Else: Okay, practice on some bots. DSP: No, that’s lab’ing, i want to learn by doing. Everyone: Okay, then play a few casual matches and learn as you go. DSP: But I don’t wan’t to lose to scrubs and pa-tern’ play. Everyone Else: Then play on ranked. DSP: But the connection’s suck. Everyone: Then figure your own solution. DSP: No.
The hallmark of the untreated narcissist is a desire to win instantly with no effort but be praised as God tier without working for it. He's not good at really any game but managed to convince himself he was better than most at fighting games (or more likely his condition wasn't as malignant yet) so he's clung to them as part of his identity. When he fell off, he couldn't abandon them like he normally would. That admits defeat. But he can't practice. Because again, his mentally ill brain can't accept that from a fighting game. Fromsoft games he can. So he'll beat himself senseless against a brick wall. Getting more and more frustrated as he's left behind but can't accept why. He does know why make no mistake. I don't think he's at the point of genuine delusions. He'll just never admit it. Someday we might see him have a true emotional mental breakdown on stream. Straight up crying in frustration because he simply cannot be good enough by throwing himself at the problem with no plan
@@legojay14 Honestly, I feel like that 4th place at EVO is the only thing Phil values about himself. His whole identity is tied to it. Losing who you think you are is fucking brutal. It's an actual existential crisis
It's really weird he acts like other human players are meant to be bots, but also he doesn't want to waste time on a CPU. He just wants the dopamine of knowing he beat another living human, proved his superiority, and gets to gloat how they're bad and he's better. Leading to intense anger anytime any of the people he plays fight back
Phil not knowing what Labbing is makes too much sense. He doesn’t know scientific methods, because he doesn’t know basic math; (In Phil’s mind) Phil losing + Somebody else winning = They did not win.
The labbing thing is so crazy, i remember when Rashid came out and Daigo had a 4-5h lab session where he just wanted to try the new character. This was besides his normal streams, he just wanted to lab in his free time so he just streamed it and talked to chat the whole time.
they all lab and even make content doing it, DSP would just be exposed at his lack of knowledge of basic mechanics. DSP is a pattern player , cheese move specialist
Always been so confused why he doesn’t do this, every fighting game streamer I know does this, but apparently that’s cheating and playing a pattern and not “learning fighting games”
@@UncoloredPageGaming He does though, but it's an absolute waste of time every time. He goes through the ingame character guide, then sits in lab "practicing", and we all know the entire time none of these combos will be used, half the character's moveset will go unused, and all he'll do is jump in and try to propel himself into the opponent with a fullscreen drive rush or some special move that advances him forward, and go for throws constantly. Insert some wakeup supers in there. It's why he gravitates towards characters like Blanka and Bison. So he has a safe neutral skip and doesn't have to play that pesky neutral at all, because DSP, after over two decades of fighting games, does not know how to walk in a fighting game. He is the textbook scrub, all his whining about bad players hardstuck who can't improve is just projection.
34:44 he didn't like the fun of the "mystery" he liked knowing niche information which made him (in his eyes) a "special boy." What DSP is coming to slowly realize (at least I hope he is) is that he's not special. He's ACKTUALLY below average in most avenues of life.
His whole rant just reeked of "old man rages because kids nowadays are leagues better than he ever was or ever will be at video games". I would die of embarrassment if I uploaded something this sad
“Fighting games have changed” They have. It’s unavoidable. What Phillip neglects to mention or apparently consider is how he has changed. Including the degradation of his memories. Nostalgic incomplete inaccurate memories aren’t that relevant to the modern state of anything. “No opportunity to learn” What he means by this is that his preferred antiquated method of learning slowly by fighting the same small pool of opponents over and over again is inferior to the methods modern players have devised to improve faster. Phillip feels left out. “You have to study” He thinks his learning curve is universal. Nope. Some people can pick up things like this and take to them like a fish takes to water. They still have to practice but they run circles around the unskilled. Like Phillip. “Not as fun anymore” Can’t help but think this is strongly correlated to the fact that he can’t perform at the level he falsely believes he’s at. If he wasn’t having a difficult time he’d be having fun. Having to overcome a challenge is a grievous insult to his greatness, he expects things to be handed to him on silver platters. “Fake statistics based on nothing” Being a minor part of the Street Fighter FGC scene for a brief period of time does not make you a subject matter expert on fighting games or even Street Fighter itself nincompoop. You never demonstrated mastery at the height of your glory days, how is it you’re such a sage eagle-eyed analyst now? Why should anyone trust your perspective? So they can get humiliated in public by children like you are? “They have no knowledge” A. You are not psychic B. Your observation is baseless C. You are a liar The reason he contradicts himself is the same reason why police interrogators make suspects repeat the same story dozens of times over an interview. Most people are not practiced liars and will give you different versions of the lie if you press them enough.
@@jeffoff7795 It's not that surprising, since there's no pushback on his lies nor consequences when caught on them. He's secured himself in his little stream bubble where if you question his lies or call out the inconsistencies, you immediately get silenced, so he can suck at lying and get worse and worse at it while convincing himself he's a genius liar and no one can tell he's lying.
I, too, am an old man. I used to play Magic the Gathering back in the day. And I used to love going through trade binders and discovering a random card and thinking about how to best play it, and how it could change decks. Now the moment a card is spoiled, people know all the tricks and what to do. I miss the old days, but I don't say it is ruined now, I am just grateful I was a part of that time.
Imagine having a sandwich shop, being asked to make an Italian hero, but you haven’t gone through the “ period of discovery” to figure out how to make one. Wouldn’t you want the recipe for making it optimally ASAP?
I love that the only game he’s ever been in the legit #1 spot is entirely pay to win. The only requirement is spending an obscene amount of tardbucks. Gotta keep up that 99.6% win rate. 😂😂😂
Always cracks me up how pig talks about one tournament where he got one over JWong in a game the dude barely played. JWong uploads like daily videos of him losing sets to people in his main games, dudn has lost probably thousands of sets to randoms like DSP and laughed about it afterwards. And then goes to win a 3S tournament in modern day. Meanwhile DSP harps on and on about how he beat JWong one time two decades ago.
16:07 Phil forgets that training mode shows you the frame data and characteristics of every move and allows you to take control of the character you are having trouble against and learn how to shut down their tactics. Then he gets suprised when players know how to anti Bison's air reverse move or Honda's slam. You can learn basically everything from training mode and replays. Im suprised he can even react to drive impact 😂.
🐷"Fighting games aren't fun anymore! I mean, I'm having fun because that's why you give me money, right guys? But everybody else is playing them wrong!"
Streetfighter evolves, Phil doesnt. He just keeps talking about the fundamentals from 20 years ago while refusing to lab or gain knowledge of frame data to his advantage. It would be sad if he wasnt a total pos about it.
Yea, he acts like the "fundamentals" apply to literally every fighting game as if they didn't have wildly differing mechanics. He's actually brain damaged. I'm convinced of it.
"In real life" how dose he not have time to lab??? He leaves the house once a week... he could just stream it... actually im sorry i made a mistake, he has to stream cleaning out his closet and move more empty boxes into the garage to sit there for years
I love how he mocks people with 1300MR or less but at the same time he runs away from every player better than him "I'm not playing this guy anymahrre" to avoid losing points.
It's telling how he decries studying/preparing how to play a character as a detriment despite claiming to be a well-prepared gamer. Please, old man, tell us how it was better playing nonstop in arcades while failing nonstop on console.
Also very telling that he says the whole game is just flowchart pattern players except Dhalsim and Blanka and Zangeif players - they all play on reack (22:33)
16:00 the irony is unreal. He is 100% describing himself but he’s so dumb he can’t see it. Plus did he honestly complain about people playing as M.Bison even though he’s playing with M.Bison. Truly regarded
If he wasn't labbing when he was in the competetive scene, then he wasn't a really competetive player. There's two parts to being good. Practice, and execution. Finding the time to try new ideas to get better damage or perfect inputs, or figure out frame data is a great idea. But the other half is actually playing and executing those learned ideas. My brother has spent hours in practice perfecting his combos, looking over frame data to know which moves are safe or not. And in general just practicing execution. Then trying to apply that knowledge and muscle memory to a real game. If Phil doesn't understand this and even calls it 'stupid' then he is not a very competitive guy, and it really means he's trying to cope that the 'try hards' are stupid. Mental gymnastics to make his laziness and inability to commit from a weakness to a strength.... somehow. Truly one of the most strange and crazy arguments he's ever had. Telling people that practicing is stupid. He wants fighting games to go back to the way they were where the game was reletively simple and the average player wasn't an expert on the game. Now casual players have all the tools to be competant players, maybe not career players, but definetly compitent and he hates that. He hates that the average players skill is so much higher now, and he's just too lazy and still set in the mindset of player sf2 or 4 to adapt. Watch his gameplay is incredibly simplistic. You can tell he has hit a wall, and it's why he will never get better. So just complain and cope that people taking the time to practice are stupid, and the games not fun cause people don't suck as much and give me free wins, and the game looks so much more complicated and I'm getting styled on. Cause when he talks about it not being fun anymore he means he's not winning anymore. The losses are more frustrating than ever cause he it's not even mistakes anymore, it's just sheer knowledge of the game that's beating him now. Players are reading him better than ever. He just sucks, and he'd rather cry like a baby than accept that and improve,shrug it off and just have real fun, or quit. A man who's one claim to fame was being above average at street fighter 2 and got lucky during evo, who is basically dunked on constantly on almost everything he does can't even win in street fighter anymore, or course he's coping hard. He's basically just mad that other people can learn the game faster than him cause he is either really bad at learning, or refuses to lab. Then has to face people who just pick it up faster than him. Even on a even playing field he wants some secret knowledge that he get people with. Is it a crime that people who may not want to be beat by a new character for a week, cause 80% of their matches will be against that character, just want to learn how to fight the character and not lose the whole time? Other people want to have fun too Phil, they also want to win a few matches. So why is it wrong that they go out and find the tools to combat annoying stuff/knowledge in the game?
For some strange reason Phil refuses to realize that SF6/modern Street Fighter is NOT SFII Super Turbo, and the tactics used to be good at that game are the bare fundamentals in the game nowadays. What a surprise that DSP doesn't want to change and evolve.
No, he don't want your number No, he don't want to give you his and No, he don't want to meet you nowhere No, he don't want none of your time and No, he don't want no scrub A scrub is a noob that can't get no love from Phil
>I don't have enough time to play sf6 and everyone against me labs 24/7 doooood >now guise time for my 4th pulling/begging break, let me stare at my chat swaying for 10 minutes
Could you imagine phil trying a video essay style rant? you know he wouldn't write a script for it and would probably end it with his schedule for the week
Apologies to any og fighting game players but when phil said "I didn't even lab when I was a pro player" my first thought was, duh? Competition quality has gone up sharply over time. My dog could have made top 8 in the right early 2000's fighting game tournament, as evidenced by Phil taking 4th in a mostly boycotted EVO
Exactly. It’s like a pro football or baseball player from the 1930’s criticizing the modern game and the way players train. Players from the pre WW2 era in any pro sport would look ridiculous competing today, exactly like piggy looks fighting competent SF players using modern techniques.
I had to look up what 'labbing' meant and I'm pretty sure DSP did too, and him repeating the word over and over is like a parent trying to use the newest slang the kids are saying these days
Remember he saying this yet was playing M Bison too, he has no right to complain about facing against him too. Also what, that how to good fighting players get good, practicing and learning how to do moves better not just jumping into matches and hope they will win.
This is insane! Dave has the perspective of a 12 year old. The levels of delusion and mental gymnastics are the only consistent thing in his content and character.
That makes sense because the guy never matured beyond 12 years old. He’s a classic case of arrested development, among a few other things. I’m telling you, psychologists would pay a fortune to study this dude. He’s a cornucopia of personality disorders.
This whole rant of his was just him complaining about him being bad at SF6. He also admits to not practicing with any characters, he just picks one then hops on ranked. He wonders why people are better at the game than him😂
Piggy been hollering that the game is more accessible to newer people, who play more than him and fold him with excel sheets basically Ps. You can use conqueror of ibera as my name instead of what it shows
Phil, how much money did you make on being a "professional" street fighter player? What was your yearly income? If you didn't make enough money to live off, you can't call yourself a professional. Phil, you were nothing but an amateur who spend his own savings, took out credit card loans and went bankrupt. There ain't much professionalism in going broke and place number 4 in a boycotted neo geo conversion of Street Fighter....
I honestly love how you dissect Phil's mindset and behavior. You don't use any memes or "detractor inside jokes" (not that they're a bad thing tbf). You just look at the raw footage and point out the problems he has.
Bro was a gate keeper at his locals and did ok at one major; one in which almost all the top players boycott because of the bad version and clings to this idea he was a “pro”
9:24 the fact that he brings uo the old days of people not doing it to go pro is weird when you know he played Justin Wong who would be prearranging money matches before tourneys. Not to say all the old heads were doing that but more that people did play cause they care and to make money.
If I go to a local tournament with a bunch of dorks and get my cheeks clapped, does that make me an “Ex Pro Fighting Game Player”? Because that’s exactly what piggy did. What an incredibly low bar to become a professional.
Oh yeah, the rant where ol’ Slant Mouth Burnell says practicing is bad and that he doesn’t have time, yet look at fighting game channels like Max’s where he quite frequently makes videos of him practicing with new characters. He doesn’t want people to practice, he doesn’t want people to use combos, he doesn’t want to get hit because it’s an “unearned kaaahmbo”, he doesn’t want to have to guess to block high or low or throw tech, he doesn’t want to actually get good to win more, but says he may as well not play because he loses so much because he won’t practice. It’s like Phil just wants to ironically fight a training dummy who just stands there. The logic is baffling.
19:11 it's also his consume everything mentality. In his mind, more is always better. So he thinks people who spend all their time TRULY mastering a single character is a scrub because he spends his time taking multiple characters to the "Master" rank, then stops playing with them. Phil, just like with your business, it's QUALITY that matters. People are actually mastering their fighter, so you get spanked. Because you're only goal is to get one more character to Master. In a reverse of Star Wars, "You are given the rank of Master, but you do not have a seat on the Council."
His take on labbing only solidifies that he doesnt actually have a business degree and it's a scapegoat. Why do i need to study when going to class is enough to learn. Legitimate man child behavior ack ack ack.
I find this idea that if you play a game to be good at it for some reason you're not enjoying it. It does not cross his mind that people strive to be good at these games because they like them. I have never sat and played a game and thought "I don't enjoy this game but i'm going to play it, master it and milk it for money!" He doesn't seem to get that there has been a competitive scene in gaming since 1978 when space invaders was the first game to add a score to the proceedings. Ever since people have been vying for the best score on numerous games. Practicing to beat the competition because they love their chosen game! So the game doesn't even have to be designed to be a competitive experience and the community will add that themselves. It show his mentality and his complete lack of dedication to anything that requires effort and patience.
I thought anti-rollback was as bad as it got in dumb fighting game discourse, but anti-training mode and anti-tutorials is a whole new level of stupidity.
I can only imagine the kind of drivel DSP used to post in that FGC style forum. I come from The Internet Forum Age and, just by hearing his rants, DSP sounds like someone who suffered of Sock Puppet Account Syndrome. I wouldn't be phased in the slightest if that was the case. DSP truly was insufferable from Day One.
What's kind of sad is the idea that someone out there is watching Philip Burnell videos to learn how to play Street Fighter, but the only thing they should be learning from Philip is how to never lose thought the excuse Olympics he goes through every time he plays ranked.
33:40 The water chewing…😂 Also this next bit just confirms he wants to be a bully. It’s super fun to know what others don’t know that gives an advantage so that it can be spread at local arcades, yet his whole basis for this rant is he’s mad people know things he doesn’t and just won’t look up or practice what’s publicly available. He’s like a two headed regarded ogre arguing with himself.
I love these Ego Sessions where he DESPERATELY tries to justify his losses in fighting games. It's everything under the sun EXCEPT him. He did the same thing with Tekken and even quit it when it was clear he was no match for the level he was on.
If video game series dont evolve they tend to die. in fact as i pointed out on brosydephils tuesday podast the only thing that really hasn't changed that i could think of is calculators yes they have evolved but they have always kept their most basic functions
what’s so funny about this is the fact that he is the very guy he is complaining about. the pattern player, the guy who loads up the game to only do one combo, the guy who starts cracking under pressure when they can’t get that combo off. he goes into training mode to learn one singular combo, doesnt learn the frame data, any setups, hell, he cant even learn from playing against cammy how to counter her. he instantly starts getting perfect parried against any competent player that can spot his insanely easy pattern. never become self aware phil
How is practicing bad? He wants to be seen as good and not put in any work for it and hates how people who do put in the work can do better than him. Also his “even footing” falls apart because it’s still even if it’s all available to everyone. He just chooses not to take advantage. Also he doesn’t realize that new tech gets discovered down the line in fighting games all the time. I remember an Adon player in SF4 taking EVO and now everyone is looking into that character. Phil thinks it’s all said and done at start which isn’t the case.
