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@RAIDERBOY0505
@RAIDERBOY0505 2 месяца назад
They could have made it better by Helena getting shot and then the ww2 vet becomes the main character
@ImianOfficial
@ImianOfficial Месяц назад
HAHAHAHAHAH
@RAIDERBOY0505
@RAIDERBOY0505 Месяц назад
@@ImianOfficialthank you for pinning me I’ve never been pinned before
@ImianOfficial
@ImianOfficial Месяц назад
@@RAIDERBOY0505i was checking comments and it was so good
@minthiha8445
@minthiha8445 Месяц назад
his name is bob
@davidjamesthomas
@davidjamesthomas 7 месяцев назад
when my brother saw bob in the trailer ha said "he's going to be the badass white guy that dies half way into the episode to show how tough the land is and how badass she will be in the future lmoa" and he was right
@ImianOfficial
@ImianOfficial 7 месяцев назад
He somehow makes it back in scorched earth
@MisterEvvvSymphoenix
@MisterEvvvSymphoenix 7 месяцев назад
Ha! Your brother knows his stuff. My vibe with him was similar, but a bit different. When I saw him frowning and just ... generally being buff and Caucasian, I thought he was gonna be the typical, 'straight, white, closed-minded, chauvinistic male' who sort of looks down on the female character, only to be proven wrong (and pathetic) by her superior morality, mental and physical abilities in battle and more or less every other area.
@SKYWALKERS78
@SKYWALKERS78 7 месяцев назад
@@ImianOfficial bro got spowned
@haydenisanerd4958
@haydenisanerd4958 7 месяцев назад
@@ImianOfficial isn't bob the default that you play in the game, the one that helena is able to make respawn?
@IchbinX
@IchbinX 7 месяцев назад
When the religious left only knows one play.
@AbandonedAccount4
@AbandonedAccount4 6 месяцев назад
The most fucking annoying part about this is that the implants on your risk are supposed to translate other people’s languages into your head but they have completely reconned that
@cervatillo
@cervatillo 6 месяцев назад
RIGHT. What are they for even at this point
@MonikwithDaButter
@MonikwithDaButter 5 месяцев назад
you mean wrist??
@AbandonedAccount4
@AbandonedAccount4 5 месяцев назад
@@MonikwithDaButter yes
@paparoach3071
@paparoach3071 5 месяцев назад
@@cervatillogonna give em magic powers or some bs, who knows at this point
@johnmcpudding857
@johnmcpudding857 5 месяцев назад
Im halfway convinced that it was a poor joke by the writers. The blonde who spoke gibberish named ''Annika'' is very likely finnish, and theres only like 6million finnish people total on earth, so yeah....
@possum3238
@possum3238 7 месяцев назад
I love Helena is stronger than most people on the ark who come from savage times full of fighting, having never fought her entire life and is explained as being a strong fighter because she went to some protests
@ImianOfficial
@ImianOfficial 7 месяцев назад
wokeness dripping out
@KebabWorship-ft5tp
@KebabWorship-ft5tp 7 месяцев назад
Well yeah, it's because the writing is trash and the production is infected by aidsy LGBT propaganda.
@joezilla101
@joezilla101 7 месяцев назад
Can she beat Goku
@squeezyjibbz7407
@squeezyjibbz7407 7 месяцев назад
She's stronger by default because she's a woman. Even if she lacks any training. Logic doesn't exist in a Netflix writer's room.
@armagamingtv8525
@armagamingtv8525 7 месяцев назад
@@joezilla101 even a newborn child has higher chance than her
@theomirfin1659
@theomirfin1659 6 месяцев назад
Im sorry in wgat world does 100lb woman w a week of training have a chance against a 260lb spartan 😂😂😂
@mickdonald7885
@mickdonald7885 6 месяцев назад
It's ark anything is possible
@Myuutsuu85
@Myuutsuu85 6 месяцев назад
​@@mickdonald7885 This is like saying a player with one hour of playtime can beat a seasoned veteran with ascended gear and max stats. Not going to happen.
@trashcando8487
@trashcando8487 6 месяцев назад
Gussy power lmao
@jazzyzjas9701
@jazzyzjas9701 6 месяцев назад
with FLAK ARMOR
@thomasarmstrong3917
@thomasarmstrong3917 6 месяцев назад
Anything is possible with the power of veganism and lesbian girl power 🎉❤
@Spartan_014
@Spartan_014 6 месяцев назад
Gotta love how they gave the explorer notes the middle finger.
@bladecrysto1144
@bladecrysto1144 14 дней назад
"lore? Never heard of it"
@jasonsimmonds3664
@jasonsimmonds3664 7 месяцев назад
Apparently, the Ark cures the need for anti-anxiety medication. She couldn't read a speech without panicking, but getting chased by dinos, sharks, getting speared in the shoulder, seeing a kid get eaten by a T-Rex, etc. doesn't trigger anything? The Meg-shark alone would have caused her to panic and drowned...
@ImianOfficial
@ImianOfficial 7 месяцев назад
The ark is a place where her flaws go away, anxiety and fear, that allows her liberal ass to stand up for whats right
@jasonsimmonds3664
@jasonsimmonds3664 7 месяцев назад
Weird 🤔...
@KebabWorship-ft5tp
@KebabWorship-ft5tp 7 месяцев назад
I cant read a speech either, but that's because I smoked a ton of weed back in my youth, weed that was probably laced with synthetic toxins.
@petthequeenofmaddness8592
@petthequeenofmaddness8592 7 месяцев назад
na, it's run now panic later
@libertyprime1614
@libertyprime1614 7 месяцев назад
@@ImianOfficial Or for what is left. 😑
@gecko-saurus
@gecko-saurus 7 месяцев назад
Really, the only thing I'm super disappointed about is how they ruined Rockwell :( Instead of making him a kindly old scientist slowly being corrected by Element, they just make him a flat out coward and villain from the start. Now they won't be able to implement his finale on Genesis and make it impactful.
@cervatillo
@cervatillo 6 месяцев назад
It seems like theyre gonna try and backtrack from the character theyve shown us, as Jeremy (shows co-creator) has explained his character arc in the show is "reversed". There might be some parallels between his daughter "Charlotte" and Helena which might make him redeem himself for a bit...? Or so i hope, i really miss Helena and Rockwells friendship in the explorer notes :(
@gecko-saurus
@gecko-saurus 6 месяцев назад
@@cervatillo I agree. And good points. Let's hope they make an interesting character out of him in the seasons to come. Also, I never expected them to, but I think it'd be cool if they used Sophia Rockwell from the mobile lore.
@elongatedmanforever1252
@elongatedmanforever1252 5 месяцев назад
​@@gecko-saurus I kind of doubt it, because that Would mean having creativity Which these writers don't have.
@segismundosaulalex3065
@segismundosaulalex3065 5 месяцев назад
Honestly Rockwell was my favorite character just because of that reason. Shame how they twisted him in this AU
@Yondayme666
@Yondayme666 5 месяцев назад
white men bad, thats all the story is
@jonsolo32
@jonsolo32 7 месяцев назад
I can write a better beginning in two minutes. Helena is a "hands on" biologist. She is on a ship investigating a possible prehistoric discovery of a deep sea fish. At sea, the ship encounter a terrible storm and gets hit by a rogue wave, sinking it. Helena (believing she survived) wakes up on this beach and discovers a dodo.... her story continues as the EXPLORER NOTES describes it. No DEI required for a great story.
@Saberfighterx
@Saberfighterx 7 месяцев назад
In what you probably came up in ten minutes has a way better story then the actual show
@imstilllandon2922
@imstilllandon2922 7 месяцев назад
That’s actually quite clever. Good idea!
@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778
@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778 7 месяцев назад
All of this ESG stuff is not even required. Its clearly done because they wanted to get ESG money because they are bankrupt
@KebabWorship-ft5tp
@KebabWorship-ft5tp 7 месяцев назад
Isn't it funny how the writers thought turning the main character into a black lesbian was going to make the show better.
@ganymede8257
@ganymede8257 7 месяцев назад
that is literally the plot of skull island lmao
@lecuistotdepzbiensur1298
@lecuistotdepzbiensur1298 6 месяцев назад
Damn that plot armor is even stronger than the one us soldier have in ww2 movie
@kingshocker4754
@kingshocker4754 6 месяцев назад
That dude could take a nuke to the face and walk out with a minor scrape on his forearm, he had so much plot armor
@lecuistotdepzbiensur1298
@lecuistotdepzbiensur1298 6 месяцев назад
@@kingshocker4754 true honestly is ridiculous. I Wonder if they area word for the reverse, cause every time in twd they meet a big group of friendly secodnary character half of them are killed in the same episode or the next
@kingshocker4754
@kingshocker4754 6 месяцев назад
But at least they end up becoming secondary or even main characters for a few seasons if they survive. Not that I dare grow attached, anymore
@lecuistotdepzbiensur1298
@lecuistotdepzbiensur1298 6 месяцев назад
@@kingshocker4754 on that it depend, it can be good to have few char becoming the focus for some time, but if it reach twd level it's bad.
@TopSecretName
@TopSecretName 5 месяцев назад
Damn bro what WWII movies are you watching? 💀
@ironclad4451
@ironclad4451 6 месяцев назад
do these people even think about what they write lol. woman is shown the camp of the group that just wiped a whole village, and she complains about... the animal care conditions... fuck my life.
@ImianOfficial
@ImianOfficial 6 месяцев назад
That too i forgot lmfao. The village meh. THE REX???? GETS WHIPPED??? Nah
@dragotech1234
@dragotech1234 7 месяцев назад
Her in Ark: "Don't worry, I'm vegan" Me in Palworld: "I'm gonna punch the first pink cat I see so I can survive"
@Konch_Ru
@Konch_Ru 7 месяцев назад
What does you playing palworld have to do with helena in the series
@dragotech1234
@dragotech1234 7 месяцев назад
@@Konch_Ru It was just a joke, also sometimes Palworld has been compared to Ark.
@Konch_Ru
@Konch_Ru 7 месяцев назад
ah, alright sorry@@dragotech1234
@vinroycrossman-walker6465
@vinroycrossman-walker6465 6 месяцев назад
@@dragotech1234 Poor choice of Pal to slaughter, it only drops berries.
@granddiety14yt62
@granddiety14yt62 6 месяцев назад
​@@vinroycrossman-walker6465I mean, that's food you don't have to cook right there
@possum3238
@possum3238 7 месяцев назад
That parasaur shouldve been dead based on that arrow placement
@ImianOfficial
@ImianOfficial 7 месяцев назад
u an arkeologist now?
@possum3238
@possum3238 7 месяцев назад
@@ImianOfficial nah but i do hunt, and anatomically on most animals that would’ve been a lung shot Atleast lol
@argentin2306
@argentin2306 6 месяцев назад
​@@possum3238perhaps it survived because its skin was thicker and the scales are tough (? Although I'm annoyed how it got up immediately after Helena pulled the arrow out
@ComotoseOnAnime
@ComotoseOnAnime 6 месяцев назад
@@argentin2306 Even on the thickest skinned of animals, you only needs to go 20-25% of the way through the torso to start hitting important things. That Parasaur was about the size of a mid sized horse, so assuming a chest width of about 20-24 inches or about two-ish feet, you'd only need to go 5ish inches in to start hitting the lungs. Your typical Arrow is usually a few inches longer than the length of your arm which is typically around 28-30 inches long, so assume 30-32 inches for an arrow. The Arrow in the Parasaur appears to be about 25-30% of the way into the animal so anywhere from 7ish -11ish inches, that's enough to puncture the lungs, up to potentially more than double the needed length and well into the range of potentially grazing the heart. So yes, that was lethal. Maybe not immediately if all it did was puncture a lung but that is absolutely a kill shot.
@travisbishop782
@travisbishop782 6 месяцев назад
​@@argentin2306actually they found out that hadrosaur was pretty thin for how big they got. They found it on one of the dinosaur mummies they've found.
@Myne1001
@Myne1001 7 месяцев назад
I absolutely love how they took Marc Soskin's story that he crafted for years for ARK & its first three DLCs and said "nah mate we can do better"
@gecko-saurus
@gecko-saurus 7 месяцев назад
It seems to me like the show storyline was hastily and lazily thrown together.
@Myne1001
@Myne1001 6 месяцев назад
@@gecko-saurus could be...but they spent 4 years on this show and this the best they could do?
@lost.name636brother9
@lost.name636brother9 6 месяцев назад
And yet they fumbled so hard and writing the story
@Myne1001
@Myne1001 6 месяцев назад
@@lost.name636brother9 first TV show I've looked forward to in 13 years and they've fucked it. So typical.
@Highdog_Hobbies
@Highdog_Hobbies 6 месяцев назад
@@Myne1001 well ur a loser who should probs get a life since ark hasnt even been out for 13 years. so u were waiting for 4 years b4 the first game even came out
@SkeletonMan001
@SkeletonMan001 4 месяца назад
“Don’t worry I’m vegan” The raptor in the bushes “don’t worry …I’m not vegan”
@zacharyrayborn3781
@zacharyrayborn3781 7 месяцев назад
It had so much potential and trashed itself with irrelevant flashbacks and unnecessary politics.
@n.i.c.kthegothicreaper3259
@n.i.c.kthegothicreaper3259 6 месяцев назад
Welcome to Bidenconmics
@NuclearNuke41
@NuclearNuke41 6 месяцев назад
@@n.i.c.kthegothicreaper3259 ?
@glytchd
@glytchd 5 месяцев назад
​@@n.i.c.kthegothicreaper3259 accrual is the nObama-nation. Ppl finally recognize the purpose of Cash For Clunkers & Ethanol. The progressives have been installing an authoritarian corporate regime since Hillary & 'free'-trade exporting or industry to China. It's all part of the plan
@level1865
@level1865 2 месяца назад
If you politicise lgbt and poc, you obviously are gonna feel attacked and thrashed when they inevitably make into some show. At the end of the day, they are a real demographic with real lives and real ambitions, not some leftist propaganda that everyone here is crying about
@level1865
@level1865 2 месяца назад
Damn my comment criticising your comment got deleted .
@quazarKiragon
@quazarKiragon 7 месяцев назад
They really couldn't help themselves, they couldn't have made a faithful story
@peabrain6872
@peabrain6872 28 дней назад
Helena is gay in the story.
@dragonmaster5185
@dragonmaster5185 7 месяцев назад
They really took an already existing story and completely iqnored it
@Rhinoxsaurus
@Rhinoxsaurus 7 месяцев назад
My nightmare came true
@scargamer0022
@scargamer0022 7 месяцев назад
It was never supposed to be a exact copy of the game version this was already said when they announced the animated series
@brycebarboa1573
@brycebarboa1573 7 месяцев назад
and we waited for 3 years for this waterd down LGPTQD JD? bullshit like I'm sorry but when you see helnah on the cover art of the game you clearly get a senince of yah I'm straight asf oh and im a hot paleontologist with some tipe of ar -15 or ak-47 and yes you may think about fucking me oh and i look like this because ima go on a spiritual journey through space the save our spices no cap FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL
@MazdaTiger
@MazdaTiger 7 месяцев назад
even the original story has lesbians in it
@scargamer0022
@scargamer0022 7 месяцев назад
@@brycebarboa1573 you have definitely never played the game
@tim4330
@tim4330 6 месяцев назад
Helena feel like a waking golem of blank ESG checks and Hollywood checkboxes
@silentecho92able
@silentecho92able 6 месяцев назад
a plank of wood has more character tbh
@ChannelFish279
@ChannelFish279 6 месяцев назад
The DECAY of our culture, these mounds of contamination of our WHOLE cultural life. The decomposition of LITERATURE, the decay of our THEATRES, of our MOVIE THEATERS, ALL the ART is now falling for it. MILLIONS of TRULY talented people DO NOT participate ANYMORE, for it DOES NOT appeal to THEM ANYMORE! This art was not born from our people, but is FOREIGN and remains ALIEN to THEM. It has nothing to do with OUR character and did not come from THE SOUL. It was IMPOSED on our people by a SUBVERSIVE press!!!
@krle7970
@krle7970 5 месяцев назад
@@silentecho92ableplank Mentioned??
@ChicomAndaDream1967
@ChicomAndaDream1967 4 месяца назад
​@@silentecho92ableI cried when plank was sawn on episode 12.
@greghannibal
@greghannibal 6 месяцев назад
"What do people like most abput Ark? That's right, flashbacks!"
@ironclad4451
@ironclad4451 4 месяца назад
this is such a common problem lmao. like.. stop, we want dinosaurs or we wouldn't be here XD
@BricAustin-eq4jc
@BricAustin-eq4jc 7 месяцев назад
I waited to watch a Dinosaur show, and instead I got a show about racial protesting and a completely improvised plot line 😢 great vid by the way
@romerus6087
@romerus6087 6 месяцев назад
"everything is about politics" says all blue haired fat chicks.
@n.i.c.kthegothicreaper3259
@n.i.c.kthegothicreaper3259 6 месяцев назад
And gayness can't forget that which wouldn't be problem if it wasn't pushed on to us
@gachamansama3703
@gachamansama3703 6 месяцев назад
​@@n.i.c.kthegothicreaper3259 define "pushed onto us"?
@n.i.c.kthegothicreaper3259
@n.i.c.kthegothicreaper3259 6 месяцев назад
@@gachamansama3703 forced gay relationship, forced racism against white people, veganism it's disgusting that libs keep doing this shit no one cares nor wants to watch this crap not even the people who cheer for it because they don't even truly believe in it just like you so playing stupid and get with what people are saying or stop being on the internet
@Darkseidsolosfiction
@Darkseidsolosfiction 6 месяцев назад
​@@gachamansama3703 literally forcing it. Every black female character is a lesbian in any animated show now. Korra for example
@shinobiighost6946
@shinobiighost6946 7 месяцев назад
Just a reminder, eating land snails is typically a VERY bad idea. Edit: friendly reminder don't fucking pull arrows out like that, EVER. Edit: wtf don't pull spears out like that.
@wolfsongrising
@wolfsongrising 6 месяцев назад
so much wrong with this, even ignoring the woke lol.
@kellmedd4925
@kellmedd4925 6 месяцев назад
I've been looking for anything on how to remove sharp objects, or any object in the event of an emergency. Yet official medical advice is, "Call 911". Yes, I know, I must call 911 if I ever had something jammed into me. But I want to know HOW I deal with it. I know I got to leave it in. But how do I treat it in an emergency? Last I heard something involving surgery to remove it and then stitching. But that was just assumptions on my part. No idea how to deal with it, especially "Barbed" arrows. Where you need to wear interwoven layers of silk clothing because barbed arrows are... the kind of arrows you don't want stuck in you. But I definitely know, pulling it out, is bad. For a spear? Skewered? I'm very sure that requires a lot of medical art of quickly pull it out, patch up the insides, hope it missed anything vital, and then stitch it up. That's what I assume, but I doubt the average person's as skilled enough to pull that off. But IDK what actual doctors do for that. All I know is with how delicate the body is, it's likely a death sentence.
@Yung_Fettuccine
@Yung_Fettuccine 6 месяцев назад
What are you supposed to do if you have an arrow or spear stuck in you? When calling a doctor isn’t an option I mean. I need to know in case I get stranded in the ark world
@cardescomedioses3674
@cardescomedioses3674 6 месяцев назад
​@@kellmedd4925 for that you are better asking a doctor, even better if it is a first response medic, i believe you are better searching first aid, but i am no pro, so don't know for sure
@johnjohnjohnson7720
@johnjohnjohnson7720 6 месяцев назад
@@Yung_Fettuccine Of I've found. It takes doctors with modern tech a couple days of process to heal you up excluding the actual healing. The sealing part takes a few days painstakingly sealing it bit by bit rapplying layer after layer of a gel with honey.
@TheDutchGameCrewNL
@TheDutchGameCrewNL 7 месяцев назад
At this point just let the franchise go bankrupt.
@qTravis666
@qTravis666 7 месяцев назад
Nooooo
@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778
@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778 7 месяцев назад
Snailgames is a sinking ship, ark is not making any money back. Yeah its gonna go bankrupt
@merafirewing6591
@merafirewing6591 6 месяцев назад
It's already a sinking ship, so abandon ship I guess.
@nkarma_
@nkarma_ 6 месяцев назад
I mean, the games are crazy expensive, especially when they're full of bugs.​@@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778
@Januaryof28
@Januaryof28 6 месяцев назад
Games are hard even cod getting cooked
@kirrianwindthresh8258
@kirrianwindthresh8258 6 месяцев назад
Five minutes into the review to discover Wildcard shat on their own lore. Glad I do not have paramount plus to witness that first hand.
@lupinsredjacket3191
@lupinsredjacket3191 5 месяцев назад
I find it rich how Helena takes issue with the WWII vet hunting a dodo, but she says nothing about the otter being hunted/killed by the Chinese lady.
@Freesliterature
@Freesliterature Месяц назад
She didn’t understand how the world worked and thought she had run into an extinct species. Of course you wouldn’t want somebody to kill something thought extinct. After she finds out about the whole ark situation, she had already tamed the dodo, so of course she doesn’t want her pet to be killed.
@jonsolo32
@jonsolo32 7 месяцев назад
What a pile of crap.... They had a story.... AND WE GET THIS?!
@HawaiianForgeStudios
@HawaiianForgeStudios 6 месяцев назад
Biggest issue is neddythenoodlbe being such a cuck that he is/looks like thinks this is fine when he literally animated the original story ingame showing how far superior it is compared to this trash that we got.
@asura8495
@asura8495 5 месяцев назад
my only complaint is too little fat positivity and disability inclusion. what about the story you ask? who cares, it's about reforming the bigoted audience
@wqweqwet1804
@wqweqwet1804 5 месяцев назад
@@asura8495 /s Right? … Right?
@istoppedcaring6209
@istoppedcaring6209 7 месяцев назад
ah yes, ABLM, because australia doesn't have it's own civil rights shenanigans going on, but these people have no true cause, just dogma
@williansnobre
@williansnobre 6 месяцев назад
Remember how they tried to start up a movement in Japan too? Obviously it failed but the fact that they tried to push their scam there too just shows that they were in it for profit.
@shu.thomas
@shu.thomas 6 месяцев назад
I don't agree with a lot of the Blak Sovereignty movement but Australia has had its own civil rights movement going just as long as America. Aboriginal Australians were only made citizens in the early 70s and were subject to genocide for hundreds of years. It's more similar to Native American issues than BLM tho
@I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad
@I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad 6 месяцев назад
@@williansnobre Again, Narcissists known as "The West" trying to spread their influence onto other countries that have THEIR OWN CULTURE
@rulerofkripsy9143
@rulerofkripsy9143 6 месяцев назад
@@williansnobreit Japanese people and it didn’t fail at all ? They lift alot of foreigner bans on many businesses then before
@williansnobre
@williansnobre 6 месяцев назад
@@rulerofkripsy9143 What I mean is they failed to scam people
@landedpainter2752
@landedpainter2752 7 месяцев назад
All i get from this show is "wHiTe PeOLpe bad"
@ImianOfficial
@ImianOfficial 7 месяцев назад
Inclusivity until it comes to including a black villain
@perhapscow5442
@perhapscow5442 7 месяцев назад
@@ImianOfficialrealist shit i’ve heard in a bit
@IchbinX
@IchbinX 7 месяцев назад
I knew it'd be a woke p.o.s., but I didnt know it was gonna be THIS bad.
@armagamingtv8525
@armagamingtv8525 7 месяцев назад
@@IchbinX what do you mean with p.o.s ?
@ghaithshafie9970
@ghaithshafie9970 7 месяцев назад
person of color@@armagamingtv8525
@thenew4559
@thenew4559 6 месяцев назад
Just seems like more lame political propaganda pretending to be anime. Imagine how much more interesting this would be if the WW2 vet was the protagonist instead.
@ShadowBlitz776
@ShadowBlitz776 5 месяцев назад
Yeah, The WW2 vet would have been way better as a main character than what we actually got
@OstrichAnkles
@OstrichAnkles 5 месяцев назад
​​@@ShadowBlitz776yeah but that's not the game lore, now about imagine how good the show would be if they didn't make half the characters gay for no reason which has nothing to do with the plot
@michaelhansen2818
@michaelhansen2818 5 месяцев назад
I agree, makes no sense to kill off a highly trained combat Veteran, while a scrawny girl with no experience in survival or warfare gets to live. Would have been better to have the soldier act as a father figure to the girl, and teach her how to fight and survive in a hostile world that's trying to kill her.
@keystrix3704
@keystrix3704 5 месяцев назад
@@michaelhansen2818 Or, he gets killed off, she gets captured, and ends up having to use her smarts and scientific knowhow to become a valuable asset to the camp and not end up a "bed servant" or dino-chow. She's not a fighter, and the camp is quite competent, so there'd be no way for her to immediately escape. Instead, it's a long and intense process and involves her making connections with good and bad people in the camp - ones that might help her out and even teach her how to fight as well. There's sooo many more interesting things this character and story could've done.
@virsonyx
@virsonyx 5 месяцев назад
Yeah, I agree. That’s why I watch REAL non-political anime like Berserk and ONE PIECE! Those anime would never stoop to having subtext like some kind of LIBERAL! Never let anyone tell you that you’re wrong for speaking the truth!
@eshouhhadi9455
@eshouhhadi9455 6 месяцев назад
Unrealistic show, Helena didn’t get narcod 10 seconds in and turned into a slave
@elongatedmanforever1252
@elongatedmanforever1252 6 месяцев назад
They would never allow that To happen & especially not Let her be saved by a man.
@eshouhhadi9455
@eshouhhadi9455 6 месяцев назад
@@elongatedmanforever1252 real
@segismundosaulalex3065
@segismundosaulalex3065 5 месяцев назад
Didn't spawned next to a Dilo, not realistic at all.
@BhavyaBisht-g5e
@BhavyaBisht-g5e 4 месяца назад
​@@elongatedmanforever1252thats how it works man. 1. man- you will either die for no reason or will suffer. 2. Woman- you will be one of the main characters with a lower chance of death 3. LGBT+- you will live forever and kill god just cuz you somehow can
@elongatedmanforever1252
@elongatedmanforever1252 4 месяца назад
@@BhavyaBisht-g5e That's why entertainment is boring & why many of these female leads just End up failing.
@theprophetofhate7188
@theprophetofhate7188 7 месяцев назад
Its a good thing you automatically learn English when you spawn in the English servers tho... Spartans, ancient chinese ninjas, Brother shags with wolves... I mean I guess gibberish girl was bugged or something tho. Tbh, this show kinda feels like what you get in a ark rp server.... like one with a 45% furry population.
@cervatillo
@cervatillo 6 месяцев назад
In the original lore all the characters understood eachother cuz the implants were translators. They removed that from the series, for some reason...? So the implants are practically useless
@theprophetofhate7188
@theprophetofhate7188 6 месяцев назад
@@cervatillo The implants also boop your consciousness to a new body every time you die, which kinda sweeps away any meaning to the concept of death. ALSO you can only access a new ark after you ascend? So bob's corpse is prolly the most op character in the show. And Brother shags with wolf's reuniting with his family is going to be short lived I guess. Makes me think of this guy who RPed a Indian shaman in one of the ark servers I played, and had this joke "The spirits my ancestors call to me, and now I must answer these calls" if he had to go afk in like a boss or something, usually as we hear his ?sister? yelling at him in the background.
@cervatillo
@cervatillo 6 месяцев назад
@@theprophetofhate7188 Lorewise, Spawning has not been created yet. Helena is the one who invents respawing later on, and she couldnt respawn anyone who had already died before she got that power (which makes.no sense with Bob respawning) But i guess that wont happen in the series, theyve changed so many things from the original lore...
@travisbishop782
@travisbishop782 6 месяцев назад
45% furry? That's a fate worse than death.
@theprophetofhate7188
@theprophetofhate7188 6 месяцев назад
@@travisbishop782 Insert flashgitz "AVENGE ME BROTHER" Jokes aside, when it comes to RP servers I'd honestly take a 100% furrys, over a 100% ~modern gamers~ any day aka the spawn of Anita Scamezian and the clones.
@ThatHoodedGuy
@ThatHoodedGuy 7 месяцев назад
Thanks for saving me from having to watch the actual show
@PerfectYakon2219
@PerfectYakon2219 7 месяцев назад
Does anyone not realize that's Korra but got Isekai
@emmanuelervin5035
@emmanuelervin5035 7 месяцев назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 No wonder I hate the show.
@rezaruki3912
@rezaruki3912 6 месяцев назад
You guys remember right of the ending? now kiss! a lesbian kiss lmao
@paleofolk
@paleofolk 6 месяцев назад
​@@emmanuelervin5035 korra was great tho
@TheStraightestWhitest
@TheStraightestWhitest 6 месяцев назад
Bro all I could think of was ''She's literally just Korra''.
@paleofolk
@paleofolk 6 месяцев назад
@@TheStraightestWhitest but korra has a far better personality and is actually a good written character
@yurkafrankvel966
@yurkafrankvel966 6 месяцев назад
I dont know what bother me more, the wokeness, the fact that the tree peoole havent been shit on by thylos, bears and microraptors...or that a guy was RIDING A FUCKING PURLOVIA!
@justaturky2890
@justaturky2890 5 месяцев назад
It's not even woke.
@Izzmonster
@Izzmonster 5 месяцев назад
@@justaturky2890 Yes it is, it's unabashedly so.
@justaturky2890
@justaturky2890 5 месяцев назад
@@Izzmonster Yeah, so Idk why you people are calling it woke.
@PenNamed
@PenNamed 5 месяцев назад
​@@justaturky2890Put down the drink
@Izzmonster
@Izzmonster 5 месяцев назад
@justaturky2890 because it is. Unnecessary gay characters. Shoving modern day politics in a fantasy world it doesn't belong in. Making all men terrible evil people and all women, who act exactly the same way, strong and respected. It's the worst woke garbage.
@Don-ds3dy
@Don-ds3dy 6 месяцев назад
It's become very apparent to me that shows with this type of art style are not for kids, not for adults, but for immature adults with certain political sensitivities.
@r.a.s6410
@r.a.s6410 5 месяцев назад
You are correct
@Bruhtatochip742
@Bruhtatochip742 5 месяцев назад
The "modern audience" that isn't modern nor even that big to warrant an audience label
@scargamer0022
@scargamer0022 4 месяца назад
​@Bruhtatochip742 don't forget they are like one percent and are fat and ugly
@TheDarkSideOfIndustry
@TheDarkSideOfIndustry 4 месяца назад
@@r.a.s6410just like you
@level1865
@level1865 2 месяца назад
A very ironic and lacking self awareness comment.
@Cryonought
@Cryonought 7 месяцев назад
my man Bob got killed on sight and Helena didn't even care and the slave women got a whole funeral. this isn't cool bob need better he's a vert and he got nothing!?!?!?!?
@ImianOfficial
@ImianOfficial 7 месяцев назад
so true
@Cryonought
@Cryonought 7 месяцев назад
@@ImianOfficial were are the deformed player there were none so unrealistic. This whole series was lore inactivate. And the giga should have gone into doom slayer mode after the barrel exposed.
@jandocarrillo2731
@jandocarrillo2731 6 месяцев назад
To be fair, she was getting chased by raptor riders and got captured, so she didn't really have time to process Bob's death
@Cryonought
@Cryonought 6 месяцев назад
@@jandocarrillo2731 I know but at least be sad for a moment he's a vert
@MysticalMutant
@MysticalMutant 6 месяцев назад
@@jandocarrillo2731exactly
@BruderSenf
@BruderSenf 7 месяцев назад
"they must know some reload glitch" xD
@grayokay
@grayokay 6 месяцев назад
'Rockwell comes in with food but Mei Yin is in Ramadan and kicks it away' 😭😭
@Spider-fan2038-js1iq
@Spider-fan2038-js1iq 6 месяцев назад
This show could’ve been good if Bob instead saved Helena from a small carnivorous dilophosaur and Bob would teach Helena how to survive while Bob is also learning how to hunt/avoid dinosaurs since up until now on the island he never actually hunted actual living dinosaurs. Or the director and co could’ve at least tried to use the lore.
@BhavyaBisht-g5e
@BhavyaBisht-g5e 4 месяца назад
They destroyed Bob and Helena both
@myplaylist7007
@myplaylist7007 5 месяцев назад
Gamers in ark: * Mass slaughter dodo's * Ark animated series: How dare you kill dodo's, don't you care about animals !?
@ahmedaliyu1495
@ahmedaliyu1495 3 месяца назад
Woke Woke Woke
@level1865
@level1865 2 месяца назад
Helena ain't like other gamers
@emperortethysusdacertified8175
@emperortethysusdacertified8175 7 месяцев назад
I feel like Bob's gonna show up in every "first episode set on new ark" episode and then promptly die a comically brutal death as a play on the classic community joke about beach bobs. Hell, I'm willing to bet that when they do the Extinction stuff comes around, and Helena becomes a Homo Deus and sets up the respawning stuff in the arks, the fifth Bob will be the one who fills the role of the player survivor and takes down the King Titan. The limitations of death are all that hold him back from reaching godhood lmao.
@anon4854
@anon4854 6 месяцев назад
A woke show making the only non-evil white guy a joke? I'm not sure that has much to do with beach bobs...
@Jonymago
@Jonymago 6 месяцев назад
It won't get to that point, this show is dead on water because it's a political garbage and not actually based on the game's story.
@level1865
@level1865 2 месяца назад
​@@Jonymagodamn didn't know this many people will be crying and complaining because "politics" lol. Politics are real and abundant in everything you consume man. Rather than hiding and running from it, you should learn how to deal with it.
@Jonymago
@Jonymago 2 месяца назад
@@level1865 I deal with it plenty enough, I just don't want them in my games.
@Account-hc4jq
@Account-hc4jq 2 месяца назад
​@@Jonymagoaint gonna lie. I dont understand what politics are you guys referring to? No isreal conflict, no russian or chinese conflict. No mentions of abortion, nuclear energy, financials and economics, security, transgenderism. Both the democrats and the Republicans have gay and brown members. So that could nt be it? So whats the fuss all about?
@davywashton4314
@davywashton4314 7 месяцев назад
First things first this man deserves mad respect for not being a common trash on a show channel the recap gave comady and enjoyment to a series that is starting legendary actors and more Big respect to your many references some of them i understood some didn't being an ark player love your detail to how the game to the show played out making it even more funny and a great recap to watch. I actually will be happy if they make a series for each DLC then we know how many series we will be getting. Thank you for your great recap.
@ImianOfficial
@ImianOfficial 7 месяцев назад
Appreciate your comment, made me smile
@ChannelFish279
@ChannelFish279 6 месяцев назад
True, the bland and boring AI voices are EVERYWHERE! And they are SUPER annoying!
@klaryuk
@klaryuk 7 месяцев назад
Ah the charcoal reference made me chuckle. Very well done. Very fun, lots of inside jokes, well played good Sir!
@ImianOfficial
@ImianOfficial 7 месяцев назад
Thank you kindly
@BlueFireDrakka
@BlueFireDrakka 6 месяцев назад
btw as an Aussie its really insulting that they slapped us with American racial issues, we had an actual vote to give Aboriginal elitists the ability to instill laws that could never be messed with and the Majority of No Voters were the Aboriginals since the Voice (thats what it was called) was so badly described that they collectively decided it was too vague to be trusted it was essentially a fast pass into Parliament if you were an Abo. or more specifically an Elitist Abo. I voted no, you don't get special treatment because of your ethnic heritage, you want to get into power you climb up the ladder and use the same roads as everyone else.
@Huey101Shots
@Huey101Shots 6 месяцев назад
Based.
@DemonicRemption
@DemonicRemption 6 месяцев назад
@BlueFireDrakka As a black American man I think it's cute how you expect us dumb Yankees to pay attention to anything going on in Australia. Plus thanks for speaking facts. Power should be earned not freely given because of ethnicity or heritage. But that kind of thinking is why those in power see people like us a threat.
@badconnection4383
@badconnection4383 6 месяцев назад
I agree, it's the same excuse people in the states use to justify DEI. My Dad tried to explain to me that it would be harder for me to get my foot through the door and get opportunities because of my skin color. Even though that makes no sense because he's literally an Army Vet.
@savageboosterstudios
@savageboosterstudios 6 месяцев назад
@@badconnection4383 At this point in the states, if you AREN'T a minority, it's more difficult to get your foot in the door. All in the name of social progress, I guess... unfortunately it does tend to lead to worse quality in practically every medium.
@badconnection4383
@badconnection4383 5 месяцев назад
​@@savageboosterstudios From science to art, you almost get too many opportunities especially if you got a degree.
@Mate397
@Mate397 6 месяцев назад
Rest in Peace Bob. Also we can all tell that Helena is made of plot armor as someone like her wouldn't survive 1 minute after being isekai-d into that world.
@Hat_v4
@Hat_v4 11 дней назад
How tf can she OUT swim. OUT SWIM A FKING MEG. MEG. AND CAN BREATH AND NOT PASS OUT AFTER SEEING THAT SHI . Logic and lore isn't applied to the show. Big disappointment
@Mate397
@Mate397 11 дней назад
@@Hat_v4 Yep, there was potential in the setting but they fumbled it hard.
@Lord_Insectious
@Lord_Insectious 7 месяцев назад
Why the fuck did they make they mc a vegan and a liberal for this...... literally just Vin Diesel as the mc talking about survival like Riddick and family like Dominic at the same time would straight up put this show in the top 10 immediately. They could also just do any other personality and story for the mc too
@cervatillo
@cervatillo 6 месяцев назад
Honestly im serious just read the explorer notes, the actual original story is a billion times better, Vin Diesel's character appears later on and gets his own notes (his name is Santiago!!) Helena Walker is extremely different on the explorer notes, she is more optimistic and is constantly trying to find out how the arks work and the dinos (She made the dossiers you find in game!!)
@TheDarkSideOfIndustry
@TheDarkSideOfIndustry 4 месяца назад
Bro do you even know what a liberal is?
@level1865
@level1865 2 месяца назад
And? You know people can be vegan and liberal? Or do you think they don't deserve to exist?
@sh4maury
@sh4maury 23 дня назад
@@level1865 they don't deserve to exist and Im not ashamed to say it, tired of pushed-woke propaganda in media.
@VechsDavion
@VechsDavion 6 месяцев назад
If Sweet Baby made a TV show. This had to have been made with that Blackrock and Vanguard ESG loan money.
@Myne1001
@Myne1001 5 месяцев назад
Holy shit, a random Vechs comment
@RustyUte279
@RustyUte279 7 месяцев назад
This genuinely made me laugh a lot. After long day at work i needed a good weez so i salute ya mate. cheers ya mad bastard!
@ImianOfficial
@ImianOfficial 7 месяцев назад
im glad I made someones day better
@Okipullup6103
@Okipullup6103 4 месяца назад
The fact that the emperor just stood there and died is so funny.
@zankzbloodlust4192
@zankzbloodlust4192 6 месяцев назад
this video was far more entertaining and informative than the actual one episode I bothered to watch. thank you for saving me any additional wasted hours
@Gerte94
@Gerte94 7 месяцев назад
Your commentary is GOATED
@ImianOfficial
@ImianOfficial 7 месяцев назад
thanks Gert
@thatsmolbirb2519
@thatsmolbirb2519 7 месяцев назад
This show is no different than most half baked woke shows nowadays. I mean "Australian BLM?" Da hell does that gotta do with being stranded on a freaking island with dinosaurs that wanna eat you for dinner and people who wanna send you to the afterlife...again. BUT i'm actually enjoying it and i hope they continue Edit: I finished your video and i'm subbing because that commentary got me rolling on the floor
@ImianOfficial
@ImianOfficial 7 месяцев назад
I dont mind it because I can perceive the attempt to influence and I rebound it other than the dumb leftist ideals I like the show
@emperortethysusdacertified8175
@emperortethysusdacertified8175 7 месяцев назад
IIRC, indigenous australians have had a really bad history of being treated like shit (to put it lightly) by the aussie government all the way up to the late 20th century. Pretty much the same sort of treatment the inuit people got hit with by the Canadians, as opposed to the BLM loons who will see a white cop sneeze and claim that it was an act of racial prejudice that was intended to wipe out their entire bloodline (and that their peaceful burnings of a homeless man's only possessions bring us one step further to making the world a less hateful place). And I can kinda get why both the protest scenes are present in the show, the first showing a part of why Helena's so apprehensive about getting involved with conflict and then the second where she musters up the courage to finally do so in honor of her mother being a "I did it once, I need to do it again even if this time is so much more dangerous" sort of situation. Didn't come across as preachy or agenda pushing to me IMO, just felt... awkward, really. Which is honestly my primary issue with the show. It's pretty good but the pacing makes a lot of things feel rushed or come off kinda awkwardly with little time to really breathe. When a action scene is allowed to play out or a peaceful moment is given time to breathe, that's when the show is at its peak. The swamp scene in episode five might be one of my favorite parts in the series for that reason... _as well as it honestly being uncomfortably accurate to the swamp experience in the game._ God they're so lucky *the bug* wasn't in the game back when this series went into production.
@Moon_light17
@Moon_light17 7 месяцев назад
Its called flashbacks XD
@viktoriyaserebryakov2755
@viktoriyaserebryakov2755 6 месяцев назад
@@emperortethysusdacertified8175 They get special treatment.
@onba7726
@onba7726 6 месяцев назад
@@Moon_light17 No, it's called a waste of time. You should only flashback to relevant events, things that show character and motivations, like with May. That was correct. It's the purpose of flashbacks, which the show only uses correctly half the time. This is even more important with a show which have actual time limits. They could of used the flashback time to actually build relationships and character so we actually cared when the Rex or the gibberish woman died.
@radiodecoy
@radiodecoy 7 месяцев назад
Tried to eat noodles while watching this and made a total mess, too busy laughing 😂. This commentary was wild-- never saw it coming. RIP my lunch though. I pretty much had given up on the idea of watching this series, but after this, I think I'll give it a look after all. Thanks!
@ImianOfficial
@ImianOfficial 7 месяцев назад
hahaha bro bad timing
@user-ys2st1eo9o
@user-ys2st1eo9o 3 месяца назад
One of those shows that makes you root for the antagonists of the show. The Roman generals charisma was top notch!
@ImianOfficial
@ImianOfficial 3 месяца назад
Indeed
@MrKommienezuspadt
@MrKommienezuspadt 6 месяцев назад
I was exhausted just watching a recap of the first episode, I don't know how you do it man.
@Thrilling-v1
@Thrilling-v1 7 месяцев назад
Honestly imian i gotta say this was very fun to watch . I didnt expect you to be good at this but ig you cooked.
@ImianOfficial
@ImianOfficial 7 месяцев назад
chef boyardee
@jesseatkinson92
@jesseatkinson92 7 месяцев назад
Show is so woke that i couldn't finish watching it. Great commentary ! you earned another subscriber haha
@animezilla4486
@animezilla4486 6 месяцев назад
I don't believe it's woke at all
@Libra-_-
@Libra-_- 6 месяцев назад
@@animezilla4486cause your dumb as shit that’s why
@SoalRaptor
@SoalRaptor 7 месяцев назад
They fucked it up
@ImianOfficial
@ImianOfficial 7 месяцев назад
first words you ever heard
@allankles
@allankles 7 месяцев назад
They definitely fucked it up...
@Saberfighterx
@Saberfighterx 7 месяцев назад
Understatement of the year
@ChannelFish279
@ChannelFish279 6 месяцев назад
THEY ALWAYS DO... "The DECAY of our culture, these mounds of contamination of our WHOLE cultural life. The decomposition of LITERATURE, the decay of our THEATRES, of our MOVIE THEATERS, ALL the ART is now falling for it. MILLIONS of TRULY talented people DO NOT participate ANYMORE, for it DOES NOT appeal to THEM ANYMORE! This art was not born from our people, but is FOREIGN and remains ALIEN to THEM. It has nothing to do with OUR character and did not come from THE SOUL. It was IMPOSED on our people!!!
@digitaldruglord1815
@digitaldruglord1815 3 месяца назад
@@ImianOfficial no they def fucked the show
@animewacht
@animewacht 6 месяцев назад
I cringe so hard at how she cries for a woman she barely knew, didn't understand and did nothing for her, these writers are top tiers huh
@ahmedaliyu1495
@ahmedaliyu1495 3 месяца назад
They love the pay check from the Agents of the LGBTQ
@Hat_v4
@Hat_v4 11 дней назад
If Bob wasn't there. Even logic and lore doesn't work here. Without Bob she was nothing 😂
@4nc13nt
@4nc13nt 5 месяцев назад
This comentary is alot more entertaining than the show itself 😂😂😂😂
@ImianOfficial
@ImianOfficial 7 месяцев назад
I actually liked the show. My commentary makes me seem like im just hating I know. Less suicide, pills, segregation of races, historical inaccuracies and delusion. Like a 21st century female outpacing a SPARTAN. Other than that pretty entertaining.
@michaelharmon8960
@michaelharmon8960 7 месяцев назад
Would you say this is actually a good show or is it more of a guilty pleasure like if I turn off my Brain 🧠 and just injoy the blood guts and explosions the plot wholes wouldn’t bother me
@turbomunch
@turbomunch 7 месяцев назад
There was commentary ? 🤡
@ElpapiLeo2008
@ElpapiLeo2008 6 месяцев назад
For the life of me I couldn’t enjoy the show. I try believe you me. The beginning was quite promising ones she made love to the dodo it went down a pego’s asshole pretty fast, even Rockwell got demoted as Les important than the dodo. That stupid dodo should have been the first meal they had. Sorry but the show to me was absolutely stupid and less entertaining than any of your videos by far. And I doubt your budget was as big…
@MajinObama
@MajinObama 6 месяцев назад
Legend of KorrARK 💀
@ImianOfficial
@ImianOfficial 6 месяцев назад
its a good show but I don't condone all the woke bs. 6/10 without wokeness which is a decent rating. 0/10 cuz of the woke @@michaelharmon8960
@mountainboyzzz
@mountainboyzzz 7 месяцев назад
Mayin shares some mind warping information, "we are under attack" that was the funniest thing ive heard in a while lol
@ImianOfficial
@ImianOfficial 7 месяцев назад
its always fun to see what people find funny out of all the random sht i say
@mountainboyzzz
@mountainboyzzz 7 месяцев назад
@@ImianOfficial Watching your video was 10x more entertaining than watching the actual show
@kade-qt1zu
@kade-qt1zu 7 месяцев назад
John's the best character, and he's not even from the original lore.
@ImianOfficial
@ImianOfficial 7 месяцев назад
John is based hero.
@jonsolo32
@jonsolo32 7 месяцев назад
John is from Scorched Earth.... WTH is he doing here? Can't they get anything right?
@cervatillo
@cervatillo 6 месяцев назад
@@jonsolo32 Hes a different John, John Dahkeya might still be in the show thru Raia's flashbacks, assuming theyre keeping her in the story
@cryotheum
@cryotheum 24 дня назад
This is the second time I am hearing about this show, the first time was when it was announced. So let me get this straight, the main protagonist: - Female - POC - Vegan - Interracial lesbian relationship x2 - Super smart - Anxiety Disorder - Outlives WWII man - Beats 280lb Roman gladiator - Defeats the broodmother on foot - Slave liberator - Too kind to kill, wins anyways Actually I am surprised at how many boxes they were able to tick
@Mr.Hatchet224
@Mr.Hatchet224 6 месяцев назад
This was the best recap video I've ever seen. "Sent her back to the 1890s" lmao
@super_blooper
@super_blooper 7 месяцев назад
I was kind of hyped for this sieries, but they changed the story from the game way to much and i honestly kind if hate it
@ImianOfficial
@ImianOfficial 7 месяцев назад
and they made it ghey
@super_blooper
@super_blooper 7 месяцев назад
​@ImianOfficial that's kind of what I was talking about with changing the characters and story from the original game
@Saberfighterx
@Saberfighterx 7 месяцев назад
@@super_blooperI know like the story was already there why do you have to change it
@jandocarrillo2731
@jandocarrillo2731 6 месяцев назад
The story was already gay, that part didn't change
@Saberfighterx
@Saberfighterx 6 месяцев назад
@@jandocarrillo2731 it was but it also wasn’t all in your face. About it
@joezilla101
@joezilla101 7 месяцев назад
9:46 holy smokes is that uncle ruckus
@Sike2021
@Sike2021 7 месяцев назад
Shock begs the devs for a rollback is classic 😂
@ImianOfficial
@ImianOfficial 7 месяцев назад
should have said that. way funnier lol
@davidryke113
@davidryke113 7 месяцев назад
@@ImianOfficial Nah saying he asked the Admin for help would have been way funnier 🤣. Missed opportunity 😂.
@Sonof_DRN2004
@Sonof_DRN2004 6 месяцев назад
Damn they really killed off that ww2 vet just like that? Ffs. Would have been cool to see a WW2 vet, a medieval knight and a Roman Gladiator form a dream team tribe.
@Jack-le3zh
@Jack-le3zh 5 месяцев назад
Like literally putting people from different age and continents have much pontential, but they just put gay woke woman that has nothing interesting to offer and zero effort to put deeper dialogues... They ruined everything that they could, dino looks are much worse than in the game (when even there wasnt really good), no interesting characters, no good animations... ughh
@Account-hc4jq
@Account-hc4jq 2 месяца назад
That has been the lore since 2015 my guy. You are complaining waay too late
@keystrix3704
@keystrix3704 5 месяцев назад
How could you all not love this show instantly? We can all relate to the diverse Lesbanese woman who is a mega smart vegan scientific mastermind that is a natural at combat and parkour. No wonder people are just going back to consume older media these days.
@soulofcinder2598
@soulofcinder2598 3 месяца назад
It became such a serious issue that whenever i see homosexuality put in any film or series i just switch to something else that is actually good
@level1865
@level1865 2 месяца назад
​@@soulofcinder2598 damn then that is a issue with you rather than just shows. Cause homosexuality is real and lgbt people deserve to exist. And btw, that ww2 could also have been gay. You Alan Turing, the man responsible for you having the ability to comment this on the net, while simultaneously defending Britain, was gay too?
@Account-hc4jq
@Account-hc4jq 2 месяца назад
I dont relate to superman but i like him
@eco921
@eco921 Месяц назад
@@level1865I love when there’s characters who are lgbt in media but that’s not the issue here. The issue is the writers telling the same story over and over. A strong black woman that does everything on her own, she’s so badass and cool and able to defeat all her enemies. The whole point of a show, anime, movie is to grow with the characters. I’d much prefer if she had become a slave to the guy and overtime had to build skills rather than breaking her way out literally the next day. Also no one wants to watch a show that pushes political agenda this hard. Subtlety is the key of any political game or movie
@meeper46
@meeper46 Месяц назад
@@level1865nasty horrid stuff shouldn’t be promoted no matter what. This behavior inevitably leads to further rot. Remember a certain era of Germany before Mr Mustache rose to power?
@YoungFree213
@YoungFree213 7 месяцев назад
Ark: The Woke Series 🤣🤣
@6Vlad6Tepes6
@6Vlad6Tepes6 7 месяцев назад
How was it woke?
@MIkeB1980
@MIkeB1980 7 месяцев назад
​@@6Vlad6Tepes6everyone is gay.
@Jriniscool
@Jriniscool 7 месяцев назад
@@6Vlad6Tepes6blm protests and obvious lgbtq characters just for the sake of having lgbtq characters since in the game Helena isn’t gay
@Allstar-tk4pb
@Allstar-tk4pb 7 месяцев назад
So having an LGBT character makes it woke…u make no sense
@Jriniscool
@Jriniscool 7 месяцев назад
ellie from the TLOU2 is an example of a good gay character but the gay couple in spider-man 2 for example and Helena were obviously just made to have inclusivity lol@@Allstar-tk4pb
@comrade7324
@comrade7324 6 месяцев назад
I find this real sad since ark despite all the bugs and goofy character abominations we make, still tells a story about HUMANS trying their hardest to survive and keep the species alive, and how while one of us still trys to destroy it all. But no a DEI animated series was a much better story to tell.
@Jarzula
@Jarzula 7 месяцев назад
Helena to the dodo: “you alpha my boi”
@GoGoOnGordon
@GoGoOnGordon 21 день назад
One of the best narrating I have ever seen, I give it 20 out of 10! Amazing work and a keen eye, you must of been using the Awesome Spyglass mod lol!
@ImianOfficial
@ImianOfficial 20 дней назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@starkilr101
@starkilr101 6 месяцев назад
I can hear the Critical Drinker saying “because the script needs the rest of the plot to happen.”
@SnoGryphon
@SnoGryphon 6 месяцев назад
Hilarious and so true. Had to pause this every few minutes cause I was laughing and didn't want to miss a single line. Two thoughts: The man Mei Yin killed was not the Emperor, he was an army commander. (She says, "The emperor was never here, was he?") Why is it that Dances with Dinos really dies and goes to Elysium, but Bob respawns in a desert hell?
@ImianOfficial
@ImianOfficial 6 месяцев назад
we dont know his backstory yet
@Zarxiel
@Zarxiel 7 месяцев назад
Well this video gets a like and after checking the cast the series gets a Must -NOT- Watch, they just couldnt help themselves couldnt they
@ImianOfficial
@ImianOfficial 7 месяцев назад
i mean the cast is the probably the best about the series. Leonidas, Gladiator and Family Guy
@boop004
@boop004 6 месяцев назад
@@ImianOfficial They have to entice audiences in with familiar actors and directors because that's their only selling point ... celebrity IP. No amount of the actual finished production could stand on its own.
@SirToastyThe3rd
@SirToastyThe3rd 6 месяцев назад
When Bob died I actually lost it 💀
@mccoolfriend6818
@mccoolfriend6818 6 месяцев назад
"She's 2 seconds from respawning." That got me so good and the fact that we just needed a few hours in the game to become a dino connoisseur, unlike her and her PhDs 11/10 review
@Z-plus12312
@Z-plus12312 6 месяцев назад
Feels like this is more of a head canon fanfic than anything to be honest And I thought bob was the guy that came after when Helena ascended you know the one that tries again which is weird to see him on scorched earth
@SuperKillJoy15
@SuperKillJoy15 7 месяцев назад
Fhe Avatar animation style hasnt been a sign of quality for years
@boop004
@boop004 6 месяцев назад
why are they calling this anime though it looks nothing like those art styles?? the only commonality was the low framerate ig
@Codyslx
@Codyslx 6 месяцев назад
​@boop004 Cause anime just refers to animation. It doesn't have a distinctive style as different Mangaka use different art styles. In japan, western cartoons are considered anime.
@boop004
@boop004 5 месяцев назад
​@@Codyslx But every other country also calls anime 'anime' in respect to the specifically Asian culture it derives from. Anime only simply refers to animation in Japanese, but in most other countries it's more specific to the culture. The art styles can vary, but it's the country that makes the distinction of name. It doesn't make sense for an English-speaking country to use terminology for Japanese art just because subjectively, one might think it looks "anime". Call it animated, cartoon even, but not anime.
@Codyslx
@Codyslx 5 месяцев назад
@@boop004 I'm not understanding what your getting at. The Japanese terminology encompasses all forms of animation as it literally refers to animation. It's entirely subjective but you can't go around telling other people their wrong for making a relation. If it's the country that make the distinction, then it comes with the precedence of assuming alot about the people you're complaining about.
@boop004
@boop004 5 месяцев назад
​@@Codyslx It's not an assumption, it's the definition of anime in English. What I'm getting at is not an issue of people saying it's _like_ anime, but that it _is_ anime. It's not. I know Japanese uses the word anime for all forms of animation, but English has its own more specific terms for animation so why muddy the definitions? It's not subjectivity on the aesthetics I am talking about, it's that people call it something it isn't. Unless you mean subjectivity of the definitions within the English language, which is moronic.
@jamoecw
@jamoecw 5 месяцев назад
Thanks for letting me know I should pass on this if it ever comes up.
@Luke-cecilpod
@Luke-cecilpod 7 месяцев назад
That was the best review of anything I’ve seen fantastic work mr Imian.
@ImianOfficial
@ImianOfficial 7 месяцев назад
Wow, thanks!
@dragonstrike406
@dragonstrike406 6 месяцев назад
This video was so good I am giving you all 3 impressions to feed the algo. Carry on, you magnificent lad.
@ImianOfficial
@ImianOfficial 6 месяцев назад
thanks mate haha
@Bec007
@Bec007 6 месяцев назад
I see bob and he speaks 3 sentences and I’m like, that’s my favorite character, stoic survivalist war vet, awesome. And then they shoot him in the back of the mouth and no joke I screamed “OH COME ON!” And begged for the revive factor the whole episode. Haven’t watched episode 2 yet and don’t wanna spoil myself but I hold onto hope.
@monkeycat48
@monkeycat48 7 месяцев назад
By far the biggest woke piece of garbage I’ve ever seen after just two episodes. Not surprising that our main character is Australian and well let’s face it Australia has turned pretty woke. Going way too soft and everything in that country isn’t really resembling Australian. Like I always used to think as a kid in the United States, that Australians were tough, rough and ready adventures. But of course nope no, that’s all changed. They’re completely softhearted babies. It disappoints me because my dad actually admired Australia. He would go on trips to Australia all the time. Just disappointing in so many ways. I don’t know too much about aborigines history in Australia. But seeing the protest and stuff, I’m not sure what’s going on there, considering there’s the white supremacist and the demonstrators of the other side. I don’t know, but I feel like I was looking at two racist groups murder each other. I’m not sure what the whole point of the demonstration was, and what they were fighting for. I doubt there’s any discrimination going on in Australia. As of today I mean yeah, it exist around the world. But I’m fairly certain the aborigines are getting treated much better than they did back the 20th century or God knows when. I actually did feel sympathetic for our main character, considering she, despite her mother, going out doing all these protests. her daughter actually did manage to do better in life. which means despite that her mother is an activist at least she got to focus more on studying to be a doctor, but her mother is just dying slowly. I’m like lady chill out. Enjoy life don’t waste all this time being out there trying to protest I mean as far as I know in the 21st-century you guys are doing fine. If you’ve gone to places in third countries where there is ethnic cleansing especially in Sudan that gets ignored all the time to where Arabs are eradicating africans in Darfur.
@bumblingfool2211
@bumblingfool2211 6 месяцев назад
Yeahh Australia has woke bubble in metropolitan areas, not so much in the outer suburbs. Media doesn't reflect at all what most Australians value, that was proven during the Voice referendum. When it comes to aborigine history it's patchy at best, it was never really well preserved aside from cave paintings, accounts from settlers and whatever knowledge was passed down through the tribes verbally.
@Bullboy_Adventures
@Bullboy_Adventures 6 месяцев назад
If only there was a way to separate the minorities and other groups of people we don't like, while still being treated equally as the far more superior groups. What was the word? I think it starts with an S and ends with an N
@ChannelFish279
@ChannelFish279 6 месяцев назад
The DECAY of our culture, these mounds of contamination of our WHOLE cultural life. The decomposition of LITERATURE, the decay of our THEATRES, of our MOVIE THEATERS, ALL the ART is now falling for it. MILLIONS of TRULY talented people DO NOT participate ANYMORE, for it DOES NOT appeal to THEM ANYMORE! This art was not born from our people, but is FOREIGN and remains ALIEN to THEM. It has nothing to do with OUR character and did not come from THE SOUL. It was IMPOSED on our people by a SUBVERSIVES!!!
@John-Alighieri
@John-Alighieri 6 месяцев назад
What you need to know about the protest scene is "whypeepo bad" blackpeepo good".
@monkeycat48
@monkeycat48 5 месяцев назад
​@@bumblingfool2211well my whole point they are softies now.
@YellowoboeThe
@YellowoboeThe 4 месяца назад
I guess Helena made a bunch of cooking pots off screen and is just higher level then everyone.
@tylerbozinovski427
@tylerbozinovski427 6 месяцев назад
The stupidest part was probably how they called the movement "ABLM", instead of "Aboriginal Lives Matter".
@calderaxia
@calderaxia 4 месяца назад
I can't believe I'm even reading this in a relation to a gaming series about taming dinosaurs, murdering their babies for funny numbers, and teks.
@codymacnamara7197
@codymacnamara7197 Месяц назад
The when your legs dont work like they used to bit got me laighing so hard
@vikingmr.1229
@vikingmr.1229 6 месяцев назад
"People from different eras reuniting in 1 same timeline" What ark failed at miserably , is exactly what Drifters succeeded at , years ago.
@kingvejita8827
@kingvejita8827 6 месяцев назад
drifters is the sheeet ! this guy needs to watch more sheeet
@lylemcdermott2566
@lylemcdermott2566 6 месяцев назад
That manga with the crazy samurai ? Is it still going?
@herbaldragonX
@herbaldragonX 7 месяцев назад
had no idea there was a ark show, that was funny as hell
@nono9543
@nono9543 7 месяцев назад
Why does she look like Korra?
@shamusson
@shamusson 5 месяцев назад
Same character
@cyberdovakin
@cyberdovakin 5 месяцев назад
She is a cheap copy. (Even when Korra is mid)
@scargamer0022
@scargamer0022 4 месяца назад
Same animators I think
@ryker4455
@ryker4455 6 месяцев назад
Thanks for the great laughs. Keep up the good work.
@ImianOfficial
@ImianOfficial 6 месяцев назад
Damn thanks man. First time i get one of these.
@ryker4455
@ryker4455 6 месяцев назад
You’re welcome.
@gumitatu
@gumitatu Месяц назад
"This is probably the guy who leaves medium crop plot blueprints in your drops" .. I felt that 😂😂😂
@AquibDoki
@AquibDoki 8 дней назад
Pov every ark pvp server in a nu- coconut shell
@matthewferguson6524
@matthewferguson6524 7 месяцев назад
You just earned a subscriber by calling out all the BS 😂
@ImianOfficial
@ImianOfficial 7 месяцев назад
gangsta
@AnkleMuncher
@AnkleMuncher 7 месяцев назад
If they made a tv show targeting kids like this 15 years ago they would of got locked up. If I made the rules Vin Diesel would be rotting on Rikers Island.
@jonsolo32
@jonsolo32 7 месяцев назад
same here
@MetalSniperHD
@MetalSniperHD 2 месяца назад
1. the diplodocus saddles were wrong 2. since when Helena and Mei Ying are a thing
@CarnivoreJosh
@CarnivoreJosh 7 месяцев назад
Wokeism is trash, wildcard is trash
@mddavids8778
@mddavids8778 6 месяцев назад
Don't know what they were cooking with this one,let's PRAY arc 2 is better than whatever "original" adaptation this is
@Bullboy_Adventures
@Bullboy_Adventures 6 месяцев назад
Stay in school, kiddo
@Izzmonster
@Izzmonster 5 месяцев назад
@@mddavids8778 It wont be.
@level1865
@level1865 2 месяца назад
I would rather be woke than just cry and complain about it. Atleast I am happy and enjoying something that people put their heart into rather than crying and bitching about it and being sad all the time
@Kreyios
@Kreyios 6 месяцев назад
Oh man thanks for saving me the effort to watch this great show :) Awesome commentary
@ImianOfficial
@ImianOfficial 6 месяцев назад
Glad you enjoyed it!
@extraaccount4852
@extraaccount4852 2 месяца назад
Ngl this show perfectly encapsulated ark as a game. Enjoyable, only if you ignore all the glaring problems
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