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Gen Z Couple Choosing Bible Names 

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@RealCaptainAwesome
@RealCaptainAwesome 3 года назад
If I ever have triplet girls, "Shirley, Goodness, and Mercy"
@williamgullett5911
@williamgullett5911 3 года назад
I didnt get the Shirley one at first....and don't call me Shirley.
@toddbonin6926
@toddbonin6926 3 года назад
Funniest of all of them!
@noxible
@noxible 3 года назад
Just don't get mad when they follow you everywhere 😂😂😂😂
@RealCaptainAwesome
@RealCaptainAwesome 3 года назад
@@toddbonin6926 that's been my go to for years, but feel free to use it. Just use it wisely.
@toddbonin6926
@toddbonin6926 3 года назад
@@RealCaptainAwesome 🤣🤣🤣
@vortexathletic
@vortexathletic 3 года назад
When she said Cain and Abel, I thought she was gonna go with Cable, lol 😂
@esthercoker2867
@esthercoker2867 2 года назад
😭😹😹
@dianegron
@dianegron 2 года назад
🤣😂🤣
@britneyc8872
@britneyc8872 2 года назад
Oh this one has me ROOOOLLLLLING!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@JMarieCAlove
@JMarieCAlove 2 года назад
Lol that's a good one! 🤣
@colinjensen
@colinjensen 2 года назад
Cain and Abel… so… Netflix!
@ZiggyLu-og3zp
@ZiggyLu-og3zp 3 года назад
“Jezebel, the name deserves a second chance”. 😂🤣 “Narcissist, just like yo daddy” 😂
@bo_arrow
@bo_arrow 3 года назад
That took me flat out! 🤣
@Ash_Queen16
@Ash_Queen16 3 года назад
Surprised they didn’t say Delilah lol
@cg0825
@cg0825 3 года назад
That name went to the dogs a long time ago
@thelatterdayarbiter
@thelatterdayarbiter 3 года назад
@@cg0825 that’s a proper good joke! 😂 👌🏽
@HQBergeron
@HQBergeron 2 года назад
They didn’t even mention Nimrod!
@Boxxxxxxxxx
@Boxxxxxxxxx 3 года назад
Gen Z couple: Every villain has a good side, let’s go with Judas. He was just misunderstood.
@idkman-c4y
@idkman-c4y 2 года назад
People name their children Jude already after the good Apostle Judas.
@madisonmeyers5493
@madisonmeyers5493 2 года назад
💀😭
@hannahjohnson5211
@hannahjohnson5211 2 года назад
The progressive "christians" might even do that and give that same explanation 😭
@tomyourfriendlyhagcollector
@tomyourfriendlyhagcollector 2 года назад
666th like less go!
@sarahwashington00
@sarahwashington00 2 года назад
@@tomyourfriendlyhagcollector 😂😂
@claireavaa
@claireavaa 3 года назад
“We just got married 2 months ago- annnd we’re already pregnant. Ya know, because that’s what Christian couples do” I’m crying 😂
@bo_arrow
@bo_arrow 3 года назад
Had me hollering 🤣🤣🤣
@samuelhalder2200
@samuelhalder2200 3 года назад
Why so?
@redrooster1908
@redrooster1908 3 года назад
Gwen named kid Apple. Boom! Bible name. LOL
@cherrypepper14
@cherrypepper14 3 года назад
Try honeymoon 😂😂
@AlbertaRose94
@AlbertaRose94 3 года назад
They don’t know their Bible very well if they think all Christian couples conceive right away.
@daniellecarlson1599
@daniellecarlson1599 3 года назад
The way John is wearing his hat 😂😂😂 straight up GenZ and I hate it lol
@izzybitsyspider03
@izzybitsyspider03 3 года назад
Really!? I feel like it reminds me of my millennial brother when he was a kid trying to copy TI lol maybe it's making a comeback and I wasn't aware
@sophiacromwell8017
@sophiacromwell8017 3 года назад
Agree! The way he wears that hat gives me the impression that he’s been tormented by too many bullies on the bus and STILL hasn’t figured out WHY....
@skrittle555
@skrittle555 2 года назад
@@izzybitsyspider03 yeah it reminds me of the scumbag steve meme and i think that pic is from like 2006 lol. damn now i know how annoying we were as kids, thinking we created every trend 😂
@Diego-hr4yj
@Diego-hr4yj 2 года назад
@@sophiacromwell8017 That... or he was the actual bully
@esmeraldagems9487
@esmeraldagems9487 Месяц назад
That's totally NOT Gen Z 😂😂😂 people been wearing their caps like this since the 1980's. Or early 90's. What are you talking about??
@danielparker8189
@danielparker8189 3 года назад
I’m fully persuaded this is exactly how some people come up with names for their kids
@1014p
@1014p 3 года назад
I find anime offers a ton of cool sounding names that often have cool meanings. I mean at least grow up with a cool name.
@AlbertaRose94
@AlbertaRose94 3 года назад
Which is also why some people come up with a nom de plume when they become an adult and start writing.
@EmilyAnn634571
@EmilyAnn634571 3 года назад
I babysat a kid named Wooden. High school will be hell. So many woody jokes.
@edlingja1
@edlingja1 3 года назад
I find it funny when they use a noun; like fox or river, or blanket. Cracks me up hearing stranger’s baby names.
@pr9177
@pr9177 3 года назад
@@edlingja1 Actually, many names are nouns. They’re just in a different language.
@JMarieCAlove
@JMarieCAlove 2 года назад
When she said, "Jemimah" and he right away said, "We cancelled her"...That cracked me up! 🤣
@jaytheokie
@jaytheokie 3 года назад
"Because that's the beginning and the end of my time with pregnancy." She's a gem. P.S. Twins Zer and Myrrh are going to be the next big thing.
@leah5580
@leah5580 3 года назад
RIP to Myrrh when the furries get ahold of her
@thelatterdayarbiter
@thelatterdayarbiter 3 года назад
What about Myrrh and Durr?
@Chelsea34567891
@Chelsea34567891 3 года назад
@@thelatterdayarbiter pls. My initial thought 😅
@ZachariahMBaird
@ZachariahMBaird 3 года назад
Triplets Zer Myrrh Durr. That sounds like the Swedish Chef from the Muppets calling the police.
@Mrs_Guac_and_Glock
@Mrs_Guac_and_Glock 3 года назад
"If two babies come out of this...body."
@rachelberenyi317
@rachelberenyi317 2 года назад
Our church takes biblical names very seriously, the last three babies were Hezekial, Zerrubabel and Lazarus 😂
@TabithaDavis
@TabithaDavis Год назад
We have like literally 5 Judahs or something and the church ain't that big 😆
@LLAML
@LLAML Год назад
Lmaoooo
@iem123
@iem123 Год назад
In all seriousness, Zerrubabel is an awesome name.
@jshu-_-
@jshu-_- Год назад
That last one gonna have a second life
@isaaclaughter
@isaaclaughter Год назад
I feel sorry for those kids.
@Samuel-I
@Samuel-I 3 года назад
Nebuchadnezzar Call him CHAD.
@trijetz3562
@trijetz3562 3 года назад
No call him Nebunezzar
@lizrivera389
@lizrivera389 2 года назад
Nebuchadnezzar was a Chad 😭💀
@ItsLaurenE
@ItsLaurenE 2 года назад
Dude built the ziggurat, however the way i learned this was to say his name as Nose Tweezer who picked the booger snot. All these years later.
@kaylaleiann
@kaylaleiann 2 года назад
Nebuchadnezzar was the original Chad 💀
@TheEllaTB
@TheEllaTB 2 года назад
🤣🤣😅
@tifanyshirley
@tifanyshirley 3 года назад
As a Gen Z who is getting married in 2 months, it scares me that Gen Z is old enough to be married and having kids. Ironic yes I know
@bethlee8968
@bethlee8968 3 года назад
I'm an older millennial and have a friend from HS who just became a grandma. 🤯
@talynprescott9454
@talynprescott9454 3 года назад
Congrats!!! That's super exciting. 😃 My husband and I are both gen Z & we have 2 kids already (who are not twins, lol.)
@bethlee8968
@bethlee8968 2 года назад
@@the_rachel_sam Yep. She had one at 20 and I believe her son is 19 now, so...yeah.
@SxVaNm345
@SxVaNm345 2 года назад
At least the older Gen Zs, the younger Gen Zs are still in primary and high school.
@voldemortthenoselessfreak2126
@voldemortthenoselessfreak2126 2 года назад
@@SxVaNm345 And college
@TheUncleJohn1
@TheUncleJohn1 3 года назад
The best duo besides Trey and Trey with a cardigan 🔥😍
@MegaKer2
@MegaKer2 3 года назад
10 pts 😅😅😅
@John-wp7kl
@John-wp7kl 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@stephenfarynaz7229
@stephenfarynaz7229 3 года назад
Lolllll riiite?????
@prettymphilembatha414
@prettymphilembatha414 3 года назад
U know 😀🤣😂
@reagan2327
@reagan2327 3 года назад
hahaha 😂
@racheldunn9399
@racheldunn9399 3 года назад
Haven't seen a comment yet about Zer! If he went into the military, they could call out Zer Yessir! 😂
@loveforthebrokenones
@loveforthebrokenones 8 месяцев назад
I thought of that when they said Zer 😂😂😂
@valoryj5603
@valoryj5603 3 года назад
"How about Heaven? It's like Nevaeh backwards!" *mind blown* Bwahahahaha!
@sarahc.6222
@sarahc.6222 3 года назад
OR vise versa 🤷🏻‍♀️😉
@sweettee6827
@sweettee6827 3 года назад
Took me out 😂
@redrooster1908
@redrooster1908 3 года назад
Friend got a dog for Christmas. Named him Leon. That's Noel backwards
@vanillaghetto
@vanillaghetto 3 года назад
This was my LOL line of this skit, too! 🤣🤣
@garysouza2277
@garysouza2277 3 года назад
I’ve got a niece named Nevaeh. She’d get a kick outta that!
@janavos9901
@janavos9901 3 года назад
In South Africa and other African countries, names like Talent, Gift, Blessing and the likes are common. It's almost like direct translations of their traditional (native language) names. The meaning is usually very important to them and quite significant, relating to their birth, for example.
@happyguy2k
@happyguy2k 2 года назад
Yes like Zimbabwe 😉
@kingpauljoel6827
@kingpauljoel6827 2 года назад
Im from DR Congo ,i have cousin name "pensé" that can be translate to english thinking" I have a friend name "bolumbu "that can be translate to english as "nudity"😂
@allysonmartin3161
@allysonmartin3161 2 года назад
I have a friend from Nigeria who is named Promise and a friend Kenya named Mercy.
@lindsaywright3106
@lindsaywright3106 2 года назад
I know an African woman named Godswill
@christyhorak2950
@christyhorak2950 2 года назад
I had a friend in South Africa called Precious
@joannam.4294
@joannam.4294 3 года назад
She is brilliant, and so is John, and together they are just hilarious.
@imastounded4376
@imastounded4376 3 года назад
I agree. But I’ve been wondering for a long time…who is she? Are they dating?
@ajbp95
@ajbp95 3 года назад
@@imastounded4376 In the description she is introduced as Sarah Zanotti. What I can tell from her Instagram they are not dating.
@SRose-vp6ew
@SRose-vp6ew 3 года назад
Sarah Zanotti is VERY funny! I can only think of four female comedians that are consistently funny and she is one of them. Tina Fey, Mallory Everton, and Jetta Juriansz are the other three. See them on RU-vid. Tina Fey isn't always clean with her jokes, but the other two are. The second word I would use to describe them after hilarious is brilliant. Those two things must the killer combo. I mean that figuratively.
@AwakenTheDawn2004
@AwakenTheDawn2004 3 года назад
@Cookie Food 🤣🤣🤣
@KS-un3pi
@KS-un3pi 3 года назад
They have great chemistry, that's for sure!
@delilahdahlia247
@delilahdahlia247 3 года назад
I laughed way too much when they said Neveah was Heaven backwards. These two's deliveries are the best
@rosefisher1714
@rosefisher1714 2 года назад
I actually know a girl named Nevaeh!
@JMarieCAlove
@JMarieCAlove 2 года назад
@Rose Fisher My former co-worker named her first daughter, Nevaeh, this was when it became popular about fifteen years ago, at least that's the first time I heard it.
@lavender9671
@lavender9671 2 года назад
No lie, I'm a teacher and 2 years ago, I had twin girls with these names! I think its cute! Also had 2 Nevaehs in previous years.
@1hawtMetz
@1hawtMetz Год назад
@@lavender9671 Thank you for all of your hard work and dedication as a teacher. We have a real problem in our schools today that is so abundantly growing clearer and clearer each day and it is : ......actually too complex and veryy hard to even go thru with the weird 'plot twist comment' I was originally going for lol. I will instead be using a normal tone and drop the gimmicks on this one because in all earnestness: you are an absolutely integral element in our 'society' (please don't take this as disrespect our society is at that age apparently where it will not listen and infact is starting to feel like it's just f'in w you and the whole balance of reality for fun and it's parents be like "HMMM well if Society doesn't make it then YOU must be the problem *picks up Society late, doesn't pay you back for the entire time or resources that it's been expecting you to just give away yet is eemingly "conditioned" to be fine with lettin you go without* DAMNIT the tortured metaphor is worse than the 1st omg I'm sorry for all of the time I have now realized I have been taking from you too! TL;DR: i am so very grateful and humbled to be "co-parenting with the government" or as the majority of people might call it, "the proud and humbled parent/caretaker/siblings/witness of a child who will be, is currently and/or have been massively impacted by a great teacher or 3 and will never take yall for granted again". Welp I meant say THANK YOUUUU but then all thia happened lol sorry. Truly though: blessings and good vibes and FAIRER FUTURE to you and all of your fellow educator friends. Signed, Random mom in Rare Form, USA tonight lol
@1voiceCriesOut
@1voiceCriesOut Год назад
People have used that name
@gracelife6551
@gracelife6551 3 года назад
"Queen; entitlement from the beginning" 😂😂😂
@redrooster1908
@redrooster1908 3 года назад
I especially loved that too
@PhilandAlex
@PhilandAlex 2 года назад
Asbury!!! “You know the negative connotations with theology.” 😂😂😂😂😂
@em77775
@em77775 2 года назад
But yet Glennon Doyle is cool?? 🙄
@LR-ds5df
@LR-ds5df 3 года назад
I’m crying I laughed so hard! “Myrrh. C’myrrh!” Lol🤣🤣
@bingoreddraaz7363
@bingoreddraaz7363 3 года назад
🤣🤣 funniest thing I've heard in a while
@redrooster1908
@redrooster1908 3 года назад
LOL Kenya West will copy with new baby Momma
@triciamoran3484
@triciamoran3484 3 года назад
🤣🤣
@completeathlete5949
@completeathlete5949 2 года назад
That absolutely killed me
@rochelransom1688
@rochelransom1688 Год назад
🤣🤯🤣
@dawsonmarshall7323
@dawsonmarshall7323 2 года назад
Welp. I'm 22. Wife and I married in 2020, pregnant 4 months later, named our son Oaks 😭😭 I feel so called out lol.
@anoldranger1575
@anoldranger1575 Год назад
I hope Jesus comes back real soon. 😂😢
@Weatheredstorms1
@Weatheredstorms1 5 месяцев назад
You should
@amandavest5822
@amandavest5822 3 года назад
I know twins named Alpha and Omega, no joke…grown adults, with kids…those are their names 🤦🏻‍♀️
@DoingaNewThing
@DoingaNewThing 3 года назад
Nooooo
@ShellStein93
@ShellStein93 3 года назад
Oh my…
@sarahnoah3693
@sarahnoah3693 3 года назад
Awesome
@elenam9435
@elenam9435 3 года назад
I met a guy named Jehovah once....yes his REAL name.
@glee_again2594
@glee_again2594 3 года назад
I knew siblings named Skip & Lou “Skip to my Lou my Darling”🎵😂not Bible names but still worthy of mention.
@sburns90
@sburns90 3 года назад
Rachel (Sarah): "Elon?" Caleb (John): "I drive a Tesla." Rachel (Sarah:) "Ya but your dad is still making the payments." Sad but probably true.
@TY133ck
@TY133ck 3 года назад
Definitely have a female Christian friend named Jezebel! She is the kindest person but not sure what her parent’s were thinking. Goes on the list of biblical names you shouldn’t name your kids ever like Judas or Lucifer.
@brucheweinberger6863
@brucheweinberger6863 3 года назад
Nimrod was a popular name for a certain time in Israel. Interesting choice.
@didiaskfr
@didiaskfr 3 года назад
i mean lucifer is a nice name, so is judad, if you're not religious i dont see anything wrong with it. or even if you are its just a name, not a fate
@vawest2052
@vawest2052 3 года назад
I went to school with a Judus, he's in his 40s now.
@zacjohnson452
@zacjohnson452 3 года назад
I used to know a kid named Jericho. I always played basketball with him and he would destroy me every time lol. I wonder where he is now.
@arabellamousseau3344
@arabellamousseau3344 3 года назад
When I was pretty little, I'd read Bible stories with my mom and one day we got to the story of Elijah and Queen Jezebel. I go, "Wow! Her name is so pretty! And she's royalty? That's so cool!" and then my mom explained 😂
@amylea9847
@amylea9847 3 года назад
Ha! On the Zacchaeus one I thought he was going to say "Sycamore." 😆
@Mischa81
@Mischa81 2 года назад
Me too 😁
@williamgullett5911
@williamgullett5911 3 года назад
This woman rocks in every video she does. I really liked her in that Fear Factor one
@derekhandson351
@derekhandson351 3 года назад
Is that his wife? She's in every video it seems like
@ethanslifka3904
@ethanslifka3904 3 года назад
@@derekhandson351 I was wondering the same thing
@tommartin4501
@tommartin4501 3 года назад
@@derekhandson351 I think they were dating and broke up.. but now she is back on so he better treat her like a princes lol..she hot
@ajbp95
@ajbp95 3 года назад
@@derekhandson351 Her name i Sarah Zanotti and she is an actor and screenwriter. I don't think she and John Crist are together.
@lee-lee2418
@lee-lee2418 3 года назад
Ya! She should be a loaner to the "Jean shorts Comedy" crew. 😃... Bump those other women who did a guest shot 😳.
@BigRedShadevil
@BigRedShadevil 3 года назад
Gen X here with three sons that have bible names. The first one is named after my now-ex-husband, Paul. Middle child is Bartholomew (mainly because our last name was Mann and we’re huge Simpsons fans). Last one is Josiah. P, B, & J 🤦‍♀️
@ChanaRo613
@ChanaRo613 3 года назад
EPIC
@msmaria5039
@msmaria5039 2 года назад
Did someone else point that out for you.
@BigRedShadevil
@BigRedShadevil 2 года назад
@@msmaria5039 My mom pointed out the P B & J because when the boys were over to visit they would watch P, B, & J Otter 😂🤣😂
@ameliac504
@ameliac504 2 года назад
THAS SO CUTE
@vjs4539
@vjs4539 3 года назад
I know a family who named their daughter Daily Faith. And their son Able Helper. Edit: someone reminded me in these comments, but Daily and Able also have a sibling named Ponder Truth
@mesidye
@mesidye 3 года назад
😂😂😂😫
@Shewas-kathybates
@Shewas-kathybates 3 года назад
The son definitely has it worse 😭
@Ash_Queen16
@Ash_Queen16 3 года назад
What 😵‍💫
@l2t306
@l2t306 3 года назад
Looooooool that should be a felony
@jimbo-tq1rr
@jimbo-tq1rr 3 года назад
That's like Loyal Carpenter from Correct Opinions
@LT-gh4dq
@LT-gh4dq 3 года назад
These two work great together... she has the perfect comic sarcasm mixed with sweet so it’s not overdone. Another great video!
@JustYourAverageGirl2002
@JustYourAverageGirl2002 3 года назад
I mean, Gen Z baby names are just the new Victorian era baby names: how about we bring back Pleasant Unthank, Vestil Coffin, and Euthanasia Meade. I'm just saying it could be a whole lot worse 🤣
@honeevoxstudios
@honeevoxstudios 3 года назад
*adds Euthanasia Meade to list of future names*
@terseandtiny1746
@terseandtiny1746 3 года назад
These hit different
@sweetthistle8
@sweetthistle8 3 года назад
I have an ancestor named Experience and I kinda love it
@kendra_t
@kendra_t 3 года назад
I have an ancestor with the given name "Butts"
@sala_evans
@sala_evans 3 года назад
THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT 😂🤣
@bethkroa1125
@bethkroa1125 3 года назад
The administrative assistant at my son's small Christian school had four sons: Matthew, Mark, and the twins Luke and John were in my son's class. He always signed papers for the office as being from "Acts, your 5th son."
@burritodoggo122
@burritodoggo122 3 года назад
0:28 You joke, but my name _is_ Stone. My parents ain’t even Gen Z, or millennials.
@derekhandson351
@derekhandson351 3 года назад
Lol, do you play football
@ashleydowney1222
@ashleydowney1222 3 года назад
My cousin Gabriel had a friend named Stone. It was his middle name. His first name was Rockwell.
@songbird377
@songbird377 3 года назад
@@ashleydowney1222 Rockwell Riverstone would make a cool name
@1stAmbientGrl
@1stAmbientGrl 3 года назад
I know a couple who named their kid Rockford, but call him Rock.
@justalittlebitmo
@justalittlebitmo 3 года назад
I grew up with a friend named Ashley Downey! Just had to say hi even though I know you're not the same person 😄
@minamartinez8131
@minamartinez8131 3 года назад
“It a Bible name and now… a gender.” 😂🤣😂
@susanneely5810
@susanneely5810 3 года назад
Older folks in my community, now all passed away: Dorkus Koon Bennett (Dorkus is a Bible name!) Zur Leonard (has a road named after him) Dorkus Irene Bennett (went by Aunt Shatty) Can't make this up. Thank you North Carolina.
@CalLadyQED
@CalLadyQED 3 года назад
Dorcas?
@sweettee6827
@sweettee6827 3 года назад
Yeah, but the way they spelled 'Dorkus'....omg they set that kid up to get bullied 😂
@melinalicharowicz7332
@melinalicharowicz7332 3 года назад
I have a cousin named Dorcas =)
@mellou04
@mellou04 3 года назад
Oh no, Auntie! 😂
@ashleytaffer2336
@ashleytaffer2336 2 года назад
Also in rural NC...my MIL said she knew a lady named Dorothy but they pronounced it Dah-Roth-ee. 😂😂😂
@jfortier23
@jfortier23 3 года назад
He should have said “I’m Caleb with a K” and she should have said “I’m Rachel spelled Rach-Elle” 😜
@Marina.S.Suarez
@Marina.S.Suarez 3 года назад
I was smiling from the beginning, but when they got to sandle and crock I literally laughed out loud.
@bladestratford
@bladestratford 3 года назад
John has great chemistry with this woman in every video they do! He should provide links to her social media channels in the videos that feature her (in his details section) so viewers may check out her work as well. C'mon John... shine a little light on your well deserving and talented co-star! (and no, I'm not related to her...honest)
@shaereub4450
@shaereub4450 3 года назад
Sarah Zanotti is her name/channel name.
@dylanawilson7765
@dylanawilson7765 2 года назад
She doesn't do a lot of Christian stuff outside of her work with John. Her name is Sarah Zanotti.
@csFrantom
@csFrantom 3 года назад
Croc was the absolute worst, but should totally go for Ashbury
@emilyquimby8453
@emilyquimby8453 3 года назад
Or Birkenstock 🤣🤣🤣
@kj7792
@kj7792 3 года назад
I think that was the funniest after he said sandel😂🤣
@jennifermurnan5505
@jennifermurnan5505 3 года назад
They work so well together! Absolutely hilarious! I thought I was going to lose it when she said "just like your father"! 🤣
@Heidi_Rose
@Heidi_Rose 3 года назад
Sarah: “branch” John: whaaaa? Nah, how about “wood” or “tree” Everyone else: *confused how he thinks those are vastly different*
@thelatterdayarbiter
@thelatterdayarbiter 3 года назад
I am groot?
@phalcon23
@phalcon23 3 года назад
Branch was one of the cops on the tvshow Longmire.
@joywebster2678
@joywebster2678 3 года назад
Long ago my late husband and I were at a younger couples home, and they announced if it was a boy he'd be Forrest because dad was a Forrester...my husband was so stunned he said if it is a girl is her name Bush? (This was pre forest Gump era). We were never invited back. But it was unusual in a time of Mike mark Jacob and Brandon's.
@sweetthistle8
@sweetthistle8 3 года назад
@@joywebster2678 yeah I was Gem, when all my friends were Amandas and Ashleys. Back then "Your name is soooo weird! What are your parents hippies?" (Yes) Now no one even blinks.
@simplykathrynrebeca
@simplykathrynrebeca 2 года назад
No, because I literally know someone named Branch lmao
@SpiritofProphecy999
@SpiritofProphecy999 2 года назад
Love your videos lol Wife is so beautiful!! Lol God usually names my babies randomly out of no where. Lol God landed my daughter’s name on me randomly and the meaning was extremely relevant. I had had an abortion previously and never felt forgiven/had no idea… I was distraught for years. Finally got pregnant again then the Holy Spirit just said “Eliana” I had never heard it before in my entire life……. Never. It means my God has answered me. That was my special affirmation from Him that yes I really was forgiven. And she has always been a voice from above. God regularly speaks through her. Even just responses to my thoughts. Immense blessing. Now I’m pregnant again. And he’s already given me the name. I won’t say it here because it’s a surprise for my husband, but it means “God is gracious.” So I’m very excited for this baby to be a walking example of divine grace. I’m so so so excited to learn from this baby. So I love your video. But I’m curious to know what God would choose as the name lol 🎁♥️🎁♥️🎁♥️
@evirgil84
@evirgil84 3 года назад
Oh my gosh this was hilarious! My favorite video of yours! 🤣 “That’s in the NT, way this way.” My ex actually wanted us to name our daughter Delilah - I worked as a Children’s Pastor at the time. 🤦🏻‍♀️ We went with Hannah. 🤣
@akc1739
@akc1739 3 года назад
I have a student this year named D’Lilah, and another one Omega!
@gioazzarello1333
@gioazzarello1333 3 года назад
you guys are honestly amazing God bless you and yours. It is great to see Christians poking fun at the silly things we do everyday.
@AndyTheCornbread
@AndyTheCornbread 3 года назад
I live in Anabaptist country (rural Montana) and they seem to like the lesser known Old Testament names a lot. If you never thought names like "Boaz", "Abinadab", "Eliab" etc. would ever be seen outside the pages of the Bible visit an area with a lot of Amish and Amish Lite ( Mennonite ) people living there.
@alisonbrandon9059
@alisonbrandon9059 3 года назад
It’s the same Pennsylvania!
@amiejo
@amiejo 3 года назад
Sam Yoder is the Amish John Smith
@britt1784
@britt1784 3 года назад
Hey I knew a kid named Elihu… 🤷🏾‍♀️
@aikensrus
@aikensrus 3 года назад
Must... resist... searching... for Weird Al....
@ih82r8
@ih82r8 3 года назад
It's because a community can only have so many Jonah's, Noah's and James's...
@abigailsmith5010
@abigailsmith5010 3 года назад
“We’re already pregnant, ya know because that’s what Christian couples do” 😂 😂 im dying
@JMarieCAlove
@JMarieCAlove 2 года назад
Not always, my sister and her husband are a Christian couple, they had their first daughter ten years after they got married, now they have four daughter's. They just weren't ready and had full time jobs and my sister studied at the Art Institute in Atlanta, and they both traveled abroad a few times, then they were ready.. four daughters, under the age of 10. My heart goes out to her! Lol 😉
@abigailsmith5010
@abigailsmith5010 2 года назад
@@JMarieCAlove I get what your saying, not all couples start having kids rights of the bat. So amazing! You’re so lucky to have such a great family! God bless🥰
@ladennayoung2939
@ladennayoung2939 Год назад
​@@JMarieCAloveIt's a joke.
@misaeltorres908
@misaeltorres908 3 года назад
Give her a participation trophy for this video ……she’s hysterically funny 😄
@cg0825
@cg0825 3 года назад
Bible names that would likely not be good choices for a variety of reasons: Herod, Judas, Pilate, Lot (had a wife that got into a salty situation) Nebucanedzzar (I would sure hate to have to spell that for everyone). And as much as I like the names and the stories of Elijah and Elisha having identical twins with those names could be problematic.
@Bayloy
@Bayloy 3 года назад
LOL Lots wife got herself into a salty situation. That's the most underrated comment ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I don't think a lot of people know that story these days or they wouldn't live the way they are.
@trinitygrimes2011
@trinitygrimes2011 3 года назад
Seeing that you already spelt Nebuchadnezzar incorrectly in the comment, I can see how that could be a struggle 😂.
@skrittle555
@skrittle555 2 года назад
honestly can't say i've ever met a judas, secular or not. i can't imagine that not being a miserable experience of a name lol
@_amoopoint_1458
@_amoopoint_1458 3 года назад
You guys have great chemistry. This made it so much more funnier.'C'Myrrh' 😂
@ChurchofGodBoys
@ChurchofGodBoys 3 года назад
These two are amazing together!
@taylorwright9982
@taylorwright9982 3 года назад
“Heaven…it’s Nevaeh backwards” had me rolling 😂
@lexyself243
@lexyself243 3 года назад
John: *turns down branch* Also John: What about tree?
@jdud1776
@jdud1776 3 года назад
Oh, you two are so freaking funny! Loved the "bloopers".
@andreagosnell7442
@andreagosnell7442 3 года назад
My cheeks hurt from laughing, so funny,but the bloopers, c'mon!!!! 😆 🤣 😂
@bstarkey317
@bstarkey317 3 года назад
I think this is so true for so many couples. I have a couple names planned out for any future kids that I may have, but as a society we have become obsessed with naming our babies with these outrageous names. Instead we need to pray to God and the Holy Spirit will touch us and provide us with the perfect name. I can guarantee it’s not gonna be “branch” or “gracenataliesue” all one word. 😂
@when_noobs_fly44
@when_noobs_fly44 3 года назад
this is so true. I could not stop laughing😂😂😂😂 I got a name for twins: Judas and Barabbas they will be great Kids😂😂
@inyeekaribi4913
@inyeekaribi4913 2 года назад
Just. Why 😂😂
@Sophies_Voice
@Sophies_Voice 2 года назад
This is so brilliant! Excellent acting and cleverly written 👍🏼🤩!!
@brennab2034
@brennab2034 3 года назад
Ya gotta love John Crist!!
@thepiedpiper3218
@thepiedpiper3218 3 года назад
When she mentioned Alpha and Omega, she actually sounded like she was going to use another word instead of "body".
@redrooster1908
@redrooster1908 3 года назад
I agree. LOL
@jessicakirdyashev5797
@jessicakirdyashev5797 3 года назад
I'm pretty sure that was the point.
@ChristiaanHartNibbrig
@ChristiaanHartNibbrig 3 года назад
"There's nothing wrong with a participation trophy.".... Line of the video... Clever... funny. Good job.
@erinpadilla5360
@erinpadilla5360 3 года назад
Love these two. And their jokes are scary true. My sister named her fourth kid Zadok. Lol
@lovelily8310
@lovelily8310 2 года назад
I mean that’s a pretty common one.
@ComedianBobFarrell
@ComedianBobFarrell 3 года назад
Heaven is Nevaeh backwards. My daughter"s name is Nevaeh. I laughed hard.
@darkincognito3826
@darkincognito3826 3 года назад
Really?
@rachelcoloradomy3kidz778
@rachelcoloradomy3kidz778 3 года назад
I love this name! My daughter has a BFF named Nevaeh. It's beautiful and original. Love it. This was funny though
@ashleydowney1222
@ashleydowney1222 3 года назад
I have met so many young girls/teenagers named Nevaeh. I liked it until I met about 40 people with that name. It's kinda unoriginal now.
@darkincognito3826
@darkincognito3826 3 года назад
@@ashleydowney1222 I didn't even know that name existed.
@PurnceNMe
@PurnceNMe 3 года назад
It’s not beautiful or original. It’s terrible.
@Imanuelovadia
@Imanuelovadia 3 года назад
Sooo funny! Tons of the names are in one way or another acceptable Hebrew names in Israel: Mor (Myrrh) is kinda popular; ilan (Tree), Peleg (small river) and Amos (yoked, load) are legit, Telem, Jamimma and Zur are a bit rare but not weird, Malka (Queen) is mostly old but legit, Rakia (Heaven's firmament) is unique, but exists.
@cbagot
@cbagot Год назад
I have a student named Peleg. Here in NJ. They are from Israel,
@virginieclosson7209
@virginieclosson7209 3 года назад
Our daughter wanted to know the romantic story of how we had come up with her name... It was the only one we couldn't come up with a bully name for! Lol! (Of course kids found one anyways but it took them until high school! HA!)
@frabelle11
@frabelle11 3 года назад
I was a teacher for many years... kids will bully you no matter HOW normal your name is. People put WAY too much thought into what a bully might turn their kid's name into. As long as it's not something really obvious like "Fanny," every kid out there has an equal chance of getting picked on. Even if it's not their name, it might be their appearance, clothes, way they talk, part of town they live in, way they pronounce certain words, etc. Do not let possible future bullies determine your child's name!
@momentsformoms9467
@momentsformoms9467 3 года назад
I got my sons name off a commercial when I was 18(almost 19). I didn’t get pregnant until 23 though.
@Sorchia56
@Sorchia56 3 года назад
Alpha and Omega had me pausing the video!! I was laughing hysterically! This was a great one! The names were so clever!
@RealCaptainAwesome
@RealCaptainAwesome 3 года назад
Did you ever finish the "Undercover Pastor" series?
@basesixty6739
@basesixty6739 3 года назад
He did a while ago
@RealCaptainAwesome
@RealCaptainAwesome 3 года назад
@@basesixty6739 the algorithm sucks
@basesixty6739
@basesixty6739 3 года назад
@@RealCaptainAwesome I agrée
@beth5763
@beth5763 3 года назад
I really enjoy Sarah's jokes in the outtakes 😂
@valathor95
@valathor95 3 года назад
Inaccurate. Christian newlyweds are pregnant the week after the wedding. 😂
@fxjrulpzxi
@fxjrulpzxi 3 года назад
I wish. Wanted like 5 babies and now I’m 32 still now kids 😔(married and infertile ugh)
@derekhandson351
@derekhandson351 3 года назад
@@fxjrulpzxi adopt! So many children need homes
@davidtree2511
@davidtree2511 3 года назад
@@derekhandson351 Unfortunately, adoption is not easy and very expensive. I have tried both routes-- private adoption and fostering (to adopt). Both ended in failure.
@davidtree2511
@davidtree2511 3 года назад
@@fxjrulpzxi I feel your pain. I'm hoping it works out for you! We didn't get the kids we wanted, and it was harder than anything else I have ever experienced. But, in the end, my wife and I became closer due to everything.
@AnnabellaRedwood
@AnnabellaRedwood 3 года назад
@@fxjrulpzxi praying for you. ❤🙏
@cheyennemundy9681
@cheyennemundy9681 3 года назад
Hahaha, I love this video! Although I'm a Millennial and an Atheist. My husband and I ironically picked four different Bible names for our first and second born boys. Caleb Elias, with Elias being a family name on my side and Mathayus Timothy, with Timothy being after both his father and an older half brother. We chose Mathayus because of the action movie The Scorpion King though, but my Christian grandfather pointed out that it's a Bible name (albeit an alternate spelling of the version in the Bible) and he loves it.
@redrooster1908
@redrooster1908 3 года назад
We Atheists enjoy this skit the most, I have no doubt. LOL
@Boxxxxxxxxx
@Boxxxxxxxxx 3 года назад
Good taste you have
@BonaparteBardithion
@BonaparteBardithion 3 года назад
To be fair, it's kind of hard to avoid using Biblical names in countries with a strong Christian presence. Even if you haven't so much as flipped through the Bible you probably have 15 relatives that were all named after religious ancestors.
@tylersoto7465
@tylersoto7465 2 года назад
Mathayus and scorpion king are great lol
@giordanodsouza9563
@giordanodsouza9563 Год назад
I got an accidental bible name too lol
@BeAG00dHuman
@BeAG00dHuman 3 года назад
“I like that entitlement from the beginning” 😂😂😂😂😂 yall
@neelsnprayer
@neelsnprayer 3 года назад
Myrrh.... I can still pronounce it when I've had too much Jesus juice. 😂 Comemere, come myrrh. Love it.
@My3sweetblssings
@My3sweetblssings 3 года назад
We - for real - have 3 girls named Grace Mercie (had to be a bit different LOL) & Hope.
@rachelcoloradomy3kidz778
@rachelcoloradomy3kidz778 3 года назад
Beautiful names!
@JamiLynn84
@JamiLynn84 3 года назад
“Instead of ‘Esther’, I was thinking, maybe, like: ‘Queen’?” “I like that! Entitlement from the beginning!” 😂
@dollpins1574
@dollpins1574 3 года назад
Lol I said the same thing!
@brucheweinberger6863
@brucheweinberger6863 3 года назад
Considering that there are a dime a dozen of religouis Jewish kids named Malkah, transalstion queen, certainly makes you think.
@jordanwright2030
@jordanwright2030 3 года назад
Lol so true. I named all five of mine unique Bible names. Micah, Samson, Israel, Lily, and Luka.
@1014p
@1014p 3 года назад
Israel isn’t necessarily unique. Samson is an uncommon though.
@clairet5636
@clairet5636 3 года назад
Lol, never thought of biblical names as in “this word appears in the Bible somewhere” 😂
@ramonamelnichuk8277
@ramonamelnichuk8277 3 года назад
"River" as a girl name had me pause, actually kinda like it lol
@annarocha3254
@annarocha3254 3 года назад
I know about four little girls named River. A very cute name but not the most unusual anymore of that's what you're wanting. :)
@ramonamelnichuk8277
@ramonamelnichuk8277 3 года назад
@@annarocha3254 never heard it before, lovely name
@derekhandson351
@derekhandson351 3 года назад
Reminds me of Doctor Who
@FirstNameLastName-pg3pi
@FirstNameLastName-pg3pi 3 года назад
i've actually met a lot of girls named river and i'm pretty sure thats kelly clarkons kids name too
@highlyfavoured73
@highlyfavoured73 3 года назад
I know a grown man named River lol, the name sounds pretty unisex
@BlackEyedBarby
@BlackEyedBarby 3 года назад
I like Thaddeus Justice. Booya! That's a world leader, but his friends call him Teddy. 😂
@seedsoflove7684
@seedsoflove7684 2 года назад
Teddy roosevelt, great leader.
@lesliegardner3834
@lesliegardner3834 3 года назад
"Come Myrrh" made me ROLF! 😂😂
@brittanymorton831
@brittanymorton831 Год назад
I’m running your book delete that right now on audible I love it! You are so talented I am such a fan! Please come to Dallas Texas and your stand up so I can come see yo live!!!
@deborahAkintola12
@deborahAkintola12 3 года назад
"Entitlement from the beginning" 🤣😅
@loislopez4159
@loislopez4159 3 года назад
oh these two!!!! PERFECTION! I cry every time....🥰🥰🥰🥲🥰
@Newtttton
@Newtttton 3 года назад
If you guys get twins, name them: urim and thummim.
@Swagcoreyawn
@Swagcoreyawn 3 года назад
😂 Hahaha, gosh, that’s good! You’d have to carry them in one of those front baby backpacks! To make decisions, you’d just feed them and observe which one spits up first…
@erinaa9486
@erinaa9486 3 года назад
@@Swagcoreyawn 😂😂
@LPSBlueCatProductions
@LPSBlueCatProductions 3 года назад
Are you LDS too?
@sandraglassford6362
@sandraglassford6362 3 года назад
Mahli and Mushi
@emilycashman8191
@emilycashman8191 2 года назад
"ok, what is this? gwyneth paltrow's book of baby names? no." had me on the floor!!!
@ceridwynnhaven6236
@ceridwynnhaven6236 3 года назад
I've always loved Ezra, Ezekiel, Magdalene & Seraphina.
@rebekahtablante327
@rebekahtablante327 3 года назад
I know a Seraphina. Beautiful name and beautiful girl 😊 they call her Sara for short so there doesn’t need to be any explanation attached unless they/she wants to.
@judymurray191
@judymurray191 2 года назад
Now those are much better choices than what these two are suggesting!
@abundanceintheson_316
@abundanceintheson_316 2 года назад
I like Ezra, too but my husband said it sounded like a girl name to him...so I said how about "Ezekiel" and he said maybe...but it turned out to be a moot point. We had a baby girl and we went with Alice.
@bettyrussell5674
@bettyrussell5674 3 года назад
My husband and I saw you at Anna like baptist church in Corpus Christi!!! Bought a couple “ain’t praying for that” shirts. But will pray for you two. You have such a great relationship and it shows!! Keep up the good work! Blessings!
@annarocha3254
@annarocha3254 3 года назад
Only watched this to see if the Biblical name we've chosen for my son was mentioned. Whew, I'm safe. 🤣
@triciaburcell3241
@triciaburcell3241 3 года назад
Okay, I’m going to take the bait and ask- what is your son’s name going to be? 😃
@ceridwynnhaven6236
@ceridwynnhaven6236 3 года назад
What's the name?
@LavaWaffle1
@LavaWaffle1 3 года назад
Me too 😂
@sweetthistle8
@sweetthistle8 3 года назад
Tell uuuussss
@annarocha3254
@annarocha3254 3 года назад
@@triciaburcell3241 HA, thank you. His name is Silas. :)
@nadinewaeghe4120
@nadinewaeghe4120 2 года назад
“Your Dad’s still paying for the Tesla” - spot on! Too funny. Thanks for sharing your genius.
@rachels2263
@rachels2263 3 года назад
I wouldn't name her Queen, Esther's real name was Hadassah.
@guriausa
@guriausa 3 года назад
My daughter's name is Hadassah 😊
@bethanylang8822
@bethanylang8822 3 года назад
My sisters name is Hadassa
@Ash_Queen16
@Ash_Queen16 3 года назад
That’s a beautiful name.
@CordiallyCornelia
@CordiallyCornelia 3 года назад
@@guriausa omg mine too❤️
@redrooster1908
@redrooster1908 3 года назад
He said "Great. Entitlement right off the bat"..... Too funny!!!
@sherishaffertheartistandmy7948
@sherishaffertheartistandmy7948 2 года назад
Bwahahahaha, this is timeless comedy! Keep up the Good Lord's work, it absolutely loves the joy of comedy!!! Whatever name you ultimately choose will be the destined/fated name and will be absolutely perfect! Best wishes and congratulations to your expanding family!
@mommyoffour6112
@mommyoffour6112 3 года назад
You two are too cute together!
@rlp5
@rlp5 Год назад
This was the most refreshing video I’ve seen in months!!! God bless you both!!!! HE will name them!!!
@lizzieempey2220
@lizzieempey2220 3 года назад
I saw on a list for twins the names Samson and Delilah and my thought was, they don't know the story 😳🤣
@jensvoiceforyou7581
@jensvoiceforyou7581 Год назад
The outtakes...BEST eva!! Come myrhhhhhhh 🤣🤣🤣
@rjbouge66
@rjbouge66 3 года назад
Dude, you need to get her on stage with you. Y'all as a team would be amazing.
@terresexton5908
@terresexton5908 2 года назад
Oh my goodness. I've laughed so hard my fast abs hurt.... Loved the one Myrrh "come rrh! 😂😂😂😂😁
@sweetthistle8
@sweetthistle8 3 года назад
We just named our son born this year Deacon. But Asa, Gilead, and Jeduthan were on the list. For a girl I dig Arimathea and Verily, as in "Verily I say unto thee". 😂😂 I'm a walking meme and I don't mind. Untapped name gold in those 66 books! 🤣🤣
@kellysong2256
@kellysong2256 9 дней назад
I know a family who named their daughters Faith, Hope, Love, Bliss and Patience 😂
@ChosenDeeDee
@ChosenDeeDee 3 года назад
I’m dead lol “Narcissist, just like your daddy” lol
@chelseafailla9887
@chelseafailla9887 Год назад
This is fantastic 😂😂 i actually love "telem"! 😂
@KeysoftheLord
@KeysoftheLord 2 года назад
My aunt, the youngest sister of my dads family, coined the name "Hadassah" which is Queen Esther's Hebrew name ("Esther" was her Persian name). She literally told her siblings, before they were married, that no one is to take the name Hadassah until she has a child. Now I have a new baby cousin... and you might be able to guess her name...
@caity9244
@caity9244 2 года назад
I actually love that name! Lol. But from a character in some books. Rough books. Lol. My brother and I both picked out Faith for girls and he had one first so he got it. 🤣🤣
@MistbornPrincess
@MistbornPrincess 2 года назад
I love the name Hadassah. If I am blessed with girls one will be Naomi Grace and another Hadassah.
@RachelDee
@RachelDee 2 года назад
One of my friends named her daughter Hadassah too
@mayorjoshua
@mayorjoshua Год назад
Well, "Hadassah" doesn't really _mean_ "Esther" (the former is Hebrew for "myrtle tree" and the latter is Persian for "star"). "Hadassah" was just Esther's Hebrew name, with a separate meaning. It wasn't uncommon for Jews in the Diaspora to have Hebrew names and foreign names. Paul (also born in the Diaspora) was also known by his Hebrew name "Saul", which, like "Hadassah" to "Esther", isn't related to his other name "Paul".
@KeysoftheLord
@KeysoftheLord Год назад
@@mayorjoshua That's interesting! Thanks for sharing.
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