Genaille-Lucas Rulers 

"I know the password to this channel and can upload whatever I want" michael's gone rogue he's unstoppable

"I know the password to this channel and can upload anything I want," I found this hilarious!

Gets out of white windowless van 0:00

"You can watch me play with my toys online for free" in other words, michael is a webcam model

"I know the password to this channel and can upload anything I want" Confirmed, Michael forgot the password to VSauce

*when the teacher says you can't bring a calculator to the math exam*

"You can watch me play with my toys, online, for free, and they are, by definiton, a dong." Can we just take some time to immortalize this quote?

Examiner During Math Exam: Why do you have so many rulers??

"I learned to edit my videos" >The music cuts abruptly at the end, instead of fading

“Hey, would you like to play with my toys?” Annnnnnnd restraining order

"Play with my toys, and by my toys I mean my DONG". Very subtle.

*Watch Michael play with his toys*

Micheal has become self aware and is just giving memers free material

teacher: "today we'll write a test, no calculators" student: "yes, i need 20 rulers"

This was the start of Michael’s loss of sanity. We did not know what we had coming. Press f to pay respect to his sanity

"Plus, I know the password to this channel and can upload whatever I want." lol

Great idea for such a ruler. Amazing to see something like this exists.

"and I rolled a 0" - on a 10 sided dice... oh Michael

Michael's toy is a dong. Michael likes to play with his toy. We like to watch Michael play with his dong.

0:13 is this the definition of a live cam

This is the type of stuff I love seeing! It's why I love watching Tested as well, just seeing weird and useful toys and tools.

*Perfect Beautiful Simple and so Well-crafted* :D

I’ll be honest, those rulers are dope

Micheal is probably the only you-tuber that i would listen to him advertising the sponsor. 1- because he actually picks interesting things to advertise. 2- its the Vsause voice that we all love and cant get enough of. 3- Micheal has done so much for us that i feel its disrespectful to not at least hear him out. 4- I need to hear him say "And as always, thanks for watching" and skipping to the end of the video feels like cheating.

"And i rolled a 0" no you rolled a 10...

i really enjoyed the unscripted toy show honestly, really a nice breath of fresh air to your usual stuff.

more of michael's toys!!!!! the man is a wonder

HEY DO U WANT TO PLAY WITH MY TOYS?

You sure meant that your toy is a DING. Cause I never knew anything about a channel called dong, it was always called ding

This is how I want to teach my kids how to multiply: have them make these. They’ll understand it better than I do lol

"Hey, would you like to play with my toys?" ... I'm interested

Happy birthday Michael, whenever it is this month.

Just waiting for the dolan dark video with clips from these videos

1:55 Every gym goer: *my time to shine*

Bill Nye: *helpful facts that will help you in the real world* Michael: “W O U L D Y O U L I K E T O S E E M Y T O Y S?”

" I know the password to this channel and can upload whatever I want" XD LOVE IT

This intro is going STRAIGHT to @vsaucememes

That was incredibly interesting.

"Do you want to play with my toys?" *hol' up*

ever notice how in the first 30 seconds, he gets so much information out so fast and it feels like it’s been a whole 2 minutes..

My compliments to the genius who edited this

I like how Micheal included the team in this vid to prove he's not filming alone this time.

pls more content like this. love the "michael does weird things" sort of video

"Hey, would you like to play with my toys?" *LAW AND ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT*

Those rulers in a square would make a cool artpiece on my wall.

Michael is so gifted at teaching. It is enchanting.

I was taught Genaille-Lucas Rulers when I was a child for how to do quick multiplication for large numbers without a calculator. You can even draw them on paper. You make a grid for the numbers you need. Lets pick 435 x 25, for this you need a grid that 3 squares wide and 2 squares deep, the number go on the left and top of the grid, 25 and 435 respectively. Each square is bisected from the top right corner to the bottom left corner. Each square is a multiplication of the number on the top and the one on the left. 4 x 2, 3 x 2, 5 x 2 and so on until the grid is completed. To write it in the square the left of the bisect is tens and right is units, so 4 x 2 = 0/8 and 2 x 5 = 1/0. Once the grid is completed you continue each bisect to a new line to create a set of "channels". Now add the numbers in each of those, carrying any 10s as a 1 to the next one, starting right to left. so, and I hope the comment formats properly, 25 x 435 = 0/8 0/6 1/0 2/0 1/5 2/5 1 (carried) 0+2+8 = 0 0+1+6+1= 8 2+5+0= 7 5 = 5 so 25 x 435 = 10,875

Quick Mafs?

"You can watch me play with my toys online for free." Michael, how many times do we have to remind you. This is the internet.

"hey, would you like to play with my toys?" I'm dying

Shining pink Comic Sans? 1980s music? I like it.

1:50 MIND BLOWN

Do you think that you could sneak these into a non-calculator maths exam?

0:42 0:58 2:07 6:57

My gut feeling is that a slide-rule is a great improvement over these Genaille-Lucas Rulers.

So you could upload anything and just say it’s a DONG?

What an interesting song choice. And what interesting rulers

Genaille-Lucas rulers in different base systems would be interesting (i.e. hexadecimal, binary, dodecimal, etc.).

When he asked a question to Eric and looked right at the camera my heart froze for a moment

0:01 50 shades of Michael's

This sounds like a sex toy ad

Micheals a camgirl

I think I'll just stick with my abacus.

“Hey, would you like to play with my toys?” Michael - 10 January 2018

"Go play with the neighbors kid" The neighbor's manchild:

02:07

*michael's toy is a DONG* me : 2:07

I can already see dolan dark making a meme out of this

Best intro I've ever seen in my whole life.

The amount of zeroes and ones that kept showing up was hilarious

Big maths

This is just one giant shitpost

I would much prefer this to be on the vSauce channel. It needs some content and this is the exact kind of intellectual and educational video that goes on there.

I was so inspired by this video, at first I printed the genaille Lucas ruler but still wasn't satisfied and started today 02-01-21 building my own wooden rulers ♥️

These are beautiful. I’m a moron when it comes to math, and these really help to break down exactly how multiplication works on the most fundamental level.

That first sentence😂

This is vsauce 1 quality!

Can I play with your toys, Michael?

As a DND player I am offended by the fact that you considered a 0 on a d10 as a 0. That was a ten.

I'm so glad you lined them all up in order

I own a eulers disk! I've never seen anyone else with one!

Please make more of these!!

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If someone could ingrain those to memory, that'd significantly improve ones mental math potential.

You need also to do it where the number you are multiplying by is bigger than 9. You've got to then do an addition too, which makes the thing less useful. A lot of people could probably do a long multiplaction as quickly as doing a multiplication on these things where it is >9.

That’s dope as hell.

*Quick maffs*

I don’t want this “toy”, I want Micheal himself!

This really interests me, I really wonder why these rulers haven't been invented earlier -- unless of course if they have. It's sad that these have become obsolete.

"now 45 isn't a really hard number to do mental math with" 0.o...........

Make more my guy.

I swear he's making this sound wrong on purpose

Michael's toys are D.O.N.Gs?

I watched this whole video and still have no idea why these rulers work

Whoever made this was an absolute genius

Am I the only one named Eric. Who at the time he said «Eric» and looked right at you went wtf? Thinking he knew your name and spoke to you?

Finally I can watch Micheal play with his toys online

I'm picking up some hot innuendos

I can't believe that Genaille forgot the multiplication by 0. Now I'll never know how to multiply anything by 0

Watching this at work (at a gas station) and I keep getting questions on what I’m watching. “Is that homework?” “Why are you listening to a guy do math?” It’s Vsauce. It’s edu-tainment. It’s neat.