Тёмный

Geology, Plant Life & Toilet Humor in the Mojave Desert 

Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
Подписаться 380 тыс.
Просмотров 31 тыс.
50% 1

What is the difference between 500 million-year-old limestone, 150 million-year-old intrusive igneous rocks, and 20 million-year-old volcanics? What the hell does geology have to do with plant life (a lot, especially in deserts where there's no soil and most things basically grow out of weathered and crumbled rock)?
In this episode we also get a glimpse at an undescribed species of buckwheat (Eriogonum) first collected a decade or two ago and known only from 4 places. This plant was due to be named Eriogonum sarmentosum (yet that name is on hold, thank gahd) by the late Jim Reveal (RIP), though it does not fit the description of being "sarmentose" at all. Eriogonum glaucocaulon would be a more appropriate name, due to its blue stems, but a name that refers to its pendant ketchup-and-mustard flowers would be appropriate, too.
We also explore the incredibly salt/drought/heat tolerant Allenrolfea occidentalis, a succulent plant in the same family as spinach (Amaranthaceae).
Your contributions support this content. It sounds clichéd, but it's true. Whether it's travel expenses, vehicle repair, or medical costs for urushiol poisoning (or rockfalls, beestings, hand slices, toxic sap, etc), your financial support allows this content to continue so the beauty of Earth's flora can be made accessible to the rest of us in the degenerate public. At a time when so much is disappearing beneath the human footprint, CPBBD is willing to do whatever it takes to document these plant species and the ecological communities they are a part of before they're gone for good.
Plants make people feel good. Plants quell homicidal (and suicidal!) thoughts. To support Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't, consider donating a few bucks to the venmo account "societyishell" or the PayPal account email crimepaysbutbotanydoesnt@gmail.com...
Or consider becoming a patreon supporter @ :
/ crimepaysbutbotanydoesnt
Buy some CPBBD merch (shirts, hats, hoodies n' what the shit) available for sale at :
www.bonfire.com/store/crime-p...
To purchase stickers, venmo 15 bucks to "societyishell" and leave your address in the comments.
Plants ID questions or reading list suggestions can be sent to crimepaysbutbotanydoesnt@gmail.com
Thanks, GFY.

Наука

Опубликовано:

 

15 мар 2022

Поделиться:

Ссылка:

Скачать:

Готовим ссылку...

Добавить в:

Мой плейлист
Посмотреть позже
Комментарии : 221   
@simonolsen9995
@simonolsen9995 2 года назад
I been through the dessert to see the buckwheat with no name. Bit sad 'cause there aint been no rain. Ketchup and mustard they can look so sweet, But not so much today, because of the heat. Racks racks racks, racks racks racks racks... etc.
@grunglthor8312
@grunglthor8312 2 года назад
Ah, this brings me back. Thank you
@b0tanica
@b0tanica 2 года назад
I’ve learned more about geology from you than I ever did from taking intro to geology. Thanks again for the awesome video Joey.
@byrdmain7511
@byrdmain7511 2 года назад
its because he explains it well!! and is not a yuppy! lol
@desperatelyseekingrealnews
@desperatelyseekingrealnews 2 года назад
Cos you didn't pay attention before .
@normanhull6696
@normanhull6696 2 года назад
He's called Tony btw.
@b0tanica
@b0tanica 2 года назад
@@normanhull6696 He sometimes goes by Tony but his name is Joey Santore
@JAGFG42
@JAGFG42 2 года назад
Dude this is the shit I love, the desert plants that can live in the craziest conditions, you should go up to the desert in northern Alberta/northwest territories where they just found some endemic plants that have adapted to those crazy ass arctic desert conditions!
@gaywizard2000
@gaywizard2000 2 года назад
I vote yes!
@GeertSawek
@GeertSawek 2 года назад
In AB too! Grew up in interior BC opuntias all over the place. Arrow leaf balsam root, Artemisia tridentata, ponderosa I think you'd love it
@GeertSawek
@GeertSawek 2 года назад
Also of note: Athabasca dunes in North Saskatchewan
@DDrew67
@DDrew67 2 года назад
Seeing cacti north of the border blew my mind...
@mariusvanc
@mariusvanc 2 года назад
Even just the badlands would be great. Lots of rattlers around there to make things more interesting. Around Milk River is nice, good microclimate.
@pseudomugilidae5897
@pseudomugilidae5897 2 года назад
Looks like we were geologizing in the desert at around the same time. I went to the Whipple Mountains to look at sheared metamorphic rocks, slices of volcanics and big landslide deposits. I got real friendly like with a teddy bear cholla while I was there too for the whole experience. One way to get lots of blocks of limestone (or maybe marble depending on how contact metamorphosed it is) mixed in with your nice (not gneiss, that's my trip) intrusive there is through a process called stoping. That's where the intrusion makes space for itself by fracturing off pieces of the walls and ceiling of the magma chamber and the blocks fall down through the magma and get frozen in place when it solidifies.
@protolithx4297
@protolithx4297 2 года назад
The green mineral may be Vesuvianite, it commonly occurs in contact metamorphism between limestone and intrusive rocks. I've seen similar at the Ludwig mine in the Singatse range near Yerrington NV.
@sonex413
@sonex413 2 года назад
"....filter out the squares...." LOL
@e.graceoldstoneroses9947
@e.graceoldstoneroses9947 2 года назад
I followed for the plants, but the rock talk is soooooo gravy on the giant biscuit of plants!
@gregorybstewart
@gregorybstewart 2 года назад
I wish every teacher had this same delivery.
@snowstrobe
@snowstrobe 2 года назад
Seems to me like that undescribed buckwheat could do with being named by a certain botonist... Perhaps you can call it Gofuckysbye.
@lindashankland5056
@lindashankland5056 2 года назад
Just add rain and watch everything come back from dormancy real nice. Was wondering if you took a side jaunt to Death Valley while down there, would love to see some observations of the flora out that way.
@ericyoung7049
@ericyoung7049 2 года назад
Many years ago, I was told of an interesting interaction between cacti and substrates by one of the biggest names in cactus cultivation. He said that you'd find Species X growing on one type of gravel (or coarse grit- I forget), but never on the one that was adjacent to it. However, in cultivation, Species X would grow just fine on either substrate in pots. He, too, was curious as to why, and neither of us had a good explanation.
@ChrisSheppVids
@ChrisSheppVids 2 года назад
I grew up in the western Mojave around Edwards AFB. I never knew there was such a diversity of plant species!
@Tommyr
@Tommyr 2 года назад
Love when you go into that lispy voice! Cracks me up every time!
@GeologyNick
@GeologyNick 2 года назад
Really enjoyed this one. Thank you!
@nikkitronic80
@nikkitronic80 2 года назад
Yay! Nick! So happy to see you here!
@morganw.4711
@morganw.4711 2 года назад
I grew up in Tucson and the smell of creosote after the rain is a core positive memory for me. Absolutely glorious.
@earthyurbanite
@earthyurbanite Месяц назад
Watching this while road tripping through the Mojave 🌵 thanks for teaching me about the landscape around me
@Toddis
@Toddis 2 года назад
Maybe they're waiting for you to describe that buckwheat 🤔
@boonedocks13
@boonedocks13 2 года назад
“Eriogonum cpbbdii”
@llanitedave
@llanitedave 2 года назад
I love it when you talk about "racks"! It's great seeing your videos from distant lands, but I really enjoy seeing places I've been myself through your eyes.
@gaywizard2000
@gaywizard2000 2 года назад
Lol, filtering out the squares! I'm a little scared of this environment, like I would get lost and die. I went to the Petrified Forest once in July, thrilled with the lizards but taken aback by the heat! It's a dry heat tho!
@PlayMoGame
@PlayMoGame 2 года назад
If "ketchup and mustard flowers" isn't in the official description of the species in the future, the author truly fucked up
@poobertop
@poobertop 2 года назад
Crime pays and so does geology, would love to see more geology content Joey.
@normanhull6696
@normanhull6696 2 года назад
*Tony
@poobertop
@poobertop 2 года назад
@@normanhull6696 *Joe Blowe
@concertautist4474
@concertautist4474 2 года назад
The interaction between rocks and their associated plant species is fascinating.
@ValeriePallaoro
@ValeriePallaoro 2 года назад
@@poobertop rude ... also .. his geology relates to the growing of plants, so more geology just doesn't give better content, it is called Crime pays but _botany_ doesn't, not crime pays but geology doesn't (prolly cause geology does pay). You could find a geology channel, for your needs, or the Geology primer he put out a couple of years ago is a whole half hour show.
@poobertop
@poobertop 2 года назад
@@ValeriePallaoro Hey Val, his whole shtick is being rude. You also miss understand. 'Joey Santore - who also goes by "Joe Blowe" and "Tony Santoro" online' I know his primary interest is in Botany for Christ sake... It's a play or words, like his channel name... 'not crime pays but geology doesn't (prolly cause geology does pay)' 'Crime pays and SO DOES GEOLOGY' was my play, exactly as you described.. did you missread? I'm simply saying I enjoy his geology focused videos too, like this one. "more geology just doesn't give better content" I bet he would strongly disagree with that. Go through the comments, rather than cherry picking mine for being 'rude', where loads of people agree.
@herbbirdsfoot
@herbbirdsfoot 2 года назад
“Buckwheat redyellowflowers” is a good name. “Ketchup” is not a great choice for color indicator in my experience, although it should never be confused with yellow. Do not eat yellow “ketchup”. Do eat yellow mustard. Pretty simple.
@protolithx4297
@protolithx4297 2 года назад
Erigonum condimentesense cyanucus , Buckwheat with ketchup and mustard flowers and blue stems
@bgbthabun627
@bgbthabun627 2 года назад
I thought it was "don't eat the yellow snow"?
@gardengatesopen
@gardengatesopen 2 года назад
How about: Primarius Paintus Coloracea bcuz it has the 3 primary colors, red, blue, yellow. Add water to paint it green. 🎨 🌱 🖌
@jamespaganas7150
@jamespaganas7150 2 года назад
LMFAO that overdubbed and judgemental "Awwww" when you mention that spoons restaurant chain
@thnkblu.2206
@thnkblu.2206 2 года назад
Congrats on 500 videos nice!
@FizzyBep
@FizzyBep 2 года назад
Another wonderful desert video. keep it up Tony
@lucyb15
@lucyb15 2 года назад
You should describe that gorgeous little buckwheat! Give it a suitably beautiful species name. It's lovely.
@mllebiddies
@mllebiddies 2 года назад
Stoked that you are (or at least were) in SoCal. Hello from OC near the shitty Santa Ana bar 😁
@concertautist4474
@concertautist4474 2 года назад
A thoroughly interesting trio of features. Thanks for all the laughs!
@vanessaeve925
@vanessaeve925 2 года назад
Never been to the Mojave but you are the best tour guide!
@technodrone313
@technodrone313 2 года назад
ive definitely learned a lot about botany from you over the years but i obviously watch for the colorful swearing.
@timothy7497
@timothy7497 2 года назад
Yes, learn plant names and new swear words, a well rounded education !
@happy_moth
@happy_moth 2 года назад
my man with the Wired spot! congrats Joey, i can attribute my deep interest in plants and biology in the last couple years to you.
@paulbugnacki7107
@paulbugnacki7107 2 года назад
Hey Tony, you should describe that plant. I love learning more about the impacts of the geology on the botanicals. Very interesting. And thanks for the laughs.
@brianballa3086
@brianballa3086 2 года назад
heck yes great job.. Love it.. Thanks for sharing..
@TheRockgremlin
@TheRockgremlin 2 года назад
OMG I loved your hilariously crude desert stroll. As an amateur geologist, I would also like to echo your question at 17:35 - "How did they do that?" -- How did they get the intrusive igneous rocks ON TOP OF THE RIDGELINE?! If those rocks cooled deep underground, then what are they doing on top of the mountain? Some crazy tectonic activity in this area, for sure.
@missewe
@missewe 2 года назад
Geography rocks but Geology is where it's at
@gardengatesopen
@gardengatesopen 2 года назад
And plants are the shit. P.S. I think you got yours backwards, but that's ok. It's funnier that way.
@alistercaddy1208
@alistercaddy1208 2 года назад
I love the Amboy Crater! You are hitting all my haunts here in Socal.
@blah84247
@blah84247 2 года назад
love ur content dude it makes me more and more interested in botany :)
@v2gbob
@v2gbob 2 года назад
Great video! Looks like you were in the Marble Mountains. The Latham shale there is full of Cambrian fossils, in particular, trilobites, mostly their heads (celphons). Was there in '77 on a geology field trip. Tried to get back there in 2015, but the stupid road was washed out. Thanks, love your western deserts videos! The mushrooms are fun too!
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt 2 года назад
Been there three years ago and got a cephalon or three!
@ManzanitaStarwood
@ManzanitaStarwood 2 года назад
Off to the Mojave next week, can’t wait!
@MaceFXE
@MaceFXE 2 года назад
Pardon my thirst, but I'm completely smitten with you and your content. 😅 This is the content I live for and you make it even better!
@bryanjames5256
@bryanjames5256 2 года назад
Can't wait to see you take in the views and plants of the great north east US. Great video man. Keep up the good shit.
@linkx321
@linkx321 2 года назад
If you're out in the Mojave, you should visit the poppy reserve in the antelope valley. They'll be in full bloom soon. Shit's beautiful.
@analogtom
@analogtom 2 года назад
Love the work. Suggestion, every day carry ideas: Acid/base kit Pick / hammer tool Macro lens Love your work !
@theodorelux
@theodorelux 2 года назад
loved this one!
@BeatZ17
@BeatZ17 2 года назад
Filterin' out the squares, fukcin' eh Joey!
@1234j
@1234j 2 года назад
Came for the botany, stayed for the geology. (I'd have stayed for the botany, too, mind.)
@metamorphiczeolite
@metamorphiczeolite 2 года назад
That darker coarse-grained intrusive rock you saw there is probably diorite. So cool. And so cool to see it up against the limestone.
@scrillascrow7087
@scrillascrow7087 2 года назад
Great content! Wish I knew anyone with your expertise! You gotta do a live stream!
@richardbidinger2577
@richardbidinger2577 2 года назад
He's done a live stream before, but not in the field.
@jdhardy79
@jdhardy79 2 года назад
This is the first vid I have watched of yours. Beautiful man! I wish I had an instructor like him when I was getting my geo degree. The point of contact getting the miners horny had me cracking up. Have a great rest of your day
@Poppacap79
@Poppacap79 2 года назад
Candy raver necklace is a great audio description.
@dklee.01
@dklee.01 Год назад
oh this is so damn entertaining i’m so glad i found this
@andyboofon
@andyboofon 2 года назад
Subscribed straight away 👍 so learned, yet so sweary 👍 tell me, are you from New Jersey? Are you on the run? Keep it up 👍
@Rebma7420
@Rebma7420 2 года назад
Appreciate you Joe-Tony 😁
@Angraecum
@Angraecum 2 года назад
Although you wouldn't want to name that buckwheat after a white guy, the first thing that came to me was Eriogonum blagojevichii.
@robertmurray9435
@robertmurray9435 2 года назад
"its like seeing your best friend at his lowest point" ahahah im in NM so i know that plants and people...thank you for the work u do
@zenosAnalytic
@zenosAnalytic 2 года назад
great flipping video!
@thedwemercomrade2675
@thedwemercomrade2675 2 года назад
going to the mojave and taking every single rock.
@stephenjackson6042
@stephenjackson6042 2 года назад
15:50 You crack me up, man! x'D
@sarg724
@sarg724 2 года назад
"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter"
@patinsley
@patinsley 2 года назад
I was just down on the Camino del Diablo trail and saw one of those random cinder cones snuggled up to the granite mountains on the border... blew my mind
@flamingstag2381
@flamingstag2381 2 года назад
ur in top form with this one !!!
@0_1_2
@0_1_2 2 года назад
Hilarious episode!!
@kmm129
@kmm129 2 года назад
Oh my- our neck o the woods- er, dirt. Afflict the comfortable, & comfort the afflicted- all with-in the first minute and a half.
@cartilagehead6326
@cartilagehead6326 2 года назад
new buckwheat just dropped
@ultraultra6726
@ultraultra6726 2 года назад
This video is so bomb!
@Ishidalover
@Ishidalover 2 года назад
I keep getting those heinous pragerU ads before these videos, which I know has a lot of factors that go into why I get them specifically and has nothing to do with the uploader. I just wanna have a good time and learn something actually useful, yknow? That's why I'm here. For some quality content. About to kick pragerU's asteraceae if they don't expel themselves from this wonderful place.
@gardengatesopen
@gardengatesopen 2 года назад
I LOVE staring at rocks.
@Rohrbach9250
@Rohrbach9250 2 года назад
Hahaha 'we're gonna call it out on Twitter.' Good presentation
@vaniawhitfield6486
@vaniawhitfield6486 2 года назад
Thanks for sharing
@SpecialSoldier109
@SpecialSoldier109 2 года назад
My first field op in the USMC was in sight of the amboy crater in the middle of July, we recorded 120' average for the week we were in that spot
@tylerdunning7363
@tylerdunning7363 2 года назад
Not surprising in this area to get 120 lol I live south eastish from there all that rock just acts like a damn oven
@SpecialSoldier109
@SpecialSoldier109 2 года назад
@@tylerdunning7363 You live in 29 palms or somethin? me too 😆
@manadoria
@manadoria 2 года назад
29 Stumps represent! Ooh-Rah
@tylerdunning7363
@tylerdunning7363 2 года назад
@@SpecialSoldier109 no out in blythe but basically the same temperature and weather
@SpecialSoldier109
@SpecialSoldier109 2 года назад
@@manadoria my man!
@randyhendrickson4735
@randyhendrickson4735 2 года назад
I'm betting the large crystal intrusives and the limestone overlays have differing rates of water retention and thus the preference by certain plants for the limestone. Also, it's lighter in coloring and probably stays a bit cooler than the darker intrusives.
@HypaBumfuzzle
@HypaBumfuzzle 2 года назад
YAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS *clears throat* I mean cool, another vid
@normanhull6696
@normanhull6696 2 года назад
My favorite botanist/misanthropic anthropologist is back.
@rridderbusch518
@rridderbusch518 2 года назад
Loved hearing yr daahg panting in the background near the end. G'boi
@lost_at_ssea
@lost_at_ssea 2 года назад
this reminds me of fossil falls, I amboy is about 3hrs away. It's a cool area. I plan to go back hopefully soon.
@margaretlouiseable
@margaretlouiseable 2 года назад
YOU DA MAN! Thanks man I love it all too!
@scotchvelo
@scotchvelo 2 года назад
Was right there just before the pandemic. Mojave is awesome.
@stillkickin9923
@stillkickin9923 2 года назад
Seems like you know how to describe a new spp. Go for it! You can make sure it isn't named for some old white guy.
@lunkerjunkie
@lunkerjunkie 2 года назад
lots of dormant shit in my corner of the Mohave but I found a pocket of yucca brevafolia just budding last Friday a family of sheep came through while I was puffin
@joemorganeatmyshortschannel
@joemorganeatmyshortschannel 2 года назад
I love the educational content and I love the foul language thank you I love a good laugh that woke grocery store is a video input on a bad day to laugh again
@mikeoxsbigg1
@mikeoxsbigg1 2 года назад
Please come to Ontario Canada and talk about the Canadian shield rock.
@pdub7826
@pdub7826 2 года назад
that groan @ 10:40 lmao
@anotherstupidhipster3551
@anotherstupidhipster3551 2 года назад
Hey Joey, loving this content. This is like a really off the wall question, but where did you get that shirt you wore in your Wired Twitter questions video? I'm dying for it haha.
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt 2 года назад
One of any of those online companies that contract out to smaller printers. Forget where. It's a psilocybin molecule.
@anotherstupidhipster3551
@anotherstupidhipster3551 2 года назад
@@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt thank you dude!
@fckwatuthot
@fckwatuthot 2 года назад
I thought of chubby emu when you said about the plant increasing it’s salt density
@LizShepherd
@LizShepherd 2 года назад
Keep filtering out them squares 😂😂😂
@kratos948
@kratos948 2 года назад
Love this guy 🤣🤣
@jaybee8012
@jaybee8012 2 года назад
A_a_ beads! LOL. 🤣
@metronommie
@metronommie 2 года назад
Somebody describe that buckwheat and name it after Tony, he'd love that!
@rosiecatbandit
@rosiecatbandit 2 года назад
Hey, have you been hired yet by the California tourism board? They 100 percent could not do worse 👍😂
@Sirtalksalot92
@Sirtalksalot92 2 года назад
Glacier National Park special PLEASE!!!!!!
@andginisin
@andginisin 2 года назад
Thanks for covering geology stuff. I know next to nothing about soils and the American education system failed me by chucking a box of rocks on a desk to ID them with no context. At least they brought them in, never saw a fuckin plant in a science class :(
@chiseldrock
@chiseldrock 2 года назад
thanks Joey
@roblamont8756
@roblamont8756 2 года назад
Is that Amboy crater where the Amboy Dukes are from?
@jimfrommars2591
@jimfrommars2591 2 года назад
Tony please come to the high Mojave near lake meade and check on the Juniper and Yucca they are all dying will they bounce back?
@xzysyndrome
@xzysyndrome 2 года назад
Amboy is cool. I hiked to the top...my Dad stayed down below. It was a defining moment in my manhood.
@svrcharles7529
@svrcharles7529 2 года назад
rocks=raks according to tony :) cool work man
@DavidAtchison121
@DavidAtchison121 2 года назад
Did you visit the botanical garden in Encinitas?
@michaelgreaves2375
@michaelgreaves2375 2 года назад
CPBBD Come for the botany and geology. Stay for the educational profanity. I always learn something.
@isenhertor
@isenhertor 2 года назад
maybe different rocks can be hosts to specific chemical reactions that the plants have just gotten used eating the products of
@michaelhyland7166
@michaelhyland7166 2 года назад
I’m here for the “RAaaCKS”
Далее
Fossil Plants and Ancient Lakes!
42:17
Просмотров 38 тыс.
Geothermal Botany and Painted Volcanics
32:38
Просмотров 34 тыс.
California Deserts - California Geology
23:23
Просмотров 6 тыс.
The Rarest Milkweed in Texas
37:42
Просмотров 70 тыс.
Will the battery emit smoke if it rotates rapidly?
0:11
Asus  VivoBook Винда за 8 часов!
1:00
Просмотров 1,1 млн