"Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers." One of the most hard hitting remarks I've ever heard from anyone about anything. R.I.P, George. You were truly one of a kind.
Seems like.the democrats are pretty pro.war to me, shit didn't happen much during TRUMPS presidency now look at Biden , he wants world war 3 seemsike it
I don’t even think George was making jokes anymore at this stage in his career. He was going on rants that made people laugh because the subject matter was so ridiculous, yet true.
I've seen this happen in real life with myself and a few of my friends sometimes we'll just get on a rant about how absurd things are and how confused conservatives are about their own issues and we can't stop laughing. Carlin masterfully tapped into that and let everybody know that we're thinking the same thing which made us continue to question why is it still this way!!
It is borderline frightening how relevant his specials have stayed. There truly is no other like this man. Wherever he's gone to now, I hope he knows how missed he is 👑
I love reading the recent comments and seeing all the conservatives who probably heard "George Carlin would be a conservative today" or whatever, came here, and then got the shock of a fucking lifetime lol. Good to see he's still pissing conservatives off to this day.
I've noticed it too. The snowflakeservatives had said for a long time that Carlin was a true man of facts, logic, and reality. Suddenly they see this and he immediately went from that to a "horrible, disgusting, baby-killing advocate who preys on people's beliefs". Really shows how soft the conservstives are.
Its just really astounding how many of them try to claim him as theirs. lol Its clear they never heard any of his stuff except very carefully edited clips.
NEVER NEVER NEVER addresses late-term abortion of a healthy baby George Carlin was a FRAUD And DEAD SOLDIERS gave you the free speech you used to make a living True assholes love George Carlin, jack Kerouac, Frank Zappa…..jerks
You know why Carlin was so well loved? Because he told the honest truth and exposed people's bullshit. His knack for the English language and breaking down social, political, and economic issues makes him one of the most intelligent comedians ever. And to do that and make people laugh at the same time is pure genius. He basically told us we're all fuct and there's nothing we can do about and we just laugh ourselves to the grave.
He was one of the keenest observers of our time. Having said that, he gave many opinions that resonated with people but they were not necessarily true.
@@tronmartin1 Nobody can be 100% accurate with their takes on the world at all times but Carlin was by no means irresponsible with those takes. More than anything I think he got ppl to stop and think about what they accept as normal and question themselves and their government. The majority of ppl just do what they're told regardless of how much it infringes on their human rights but Carlin put a huge spotlight on those topics. Only Chappelle in my opinion hits as closely on his views on the world. But Carlin's mastery of the English language and his ability to rant nonstop without missing a beat is what makes him the GOAT. Chappelle a very very close 2nd.
@@xDPx-zh7vr Hey, I never stated that he was irresponsible. His perceptions of human nature were uncanny sometimes, but that doesn't mean he would not exaggerate sometimes, or be a little biased. He above all else had self control. You never heard anything bad about him or his behavior in his personal life. Some comedians or entertainers end up in the news for the wrong reasons.
@@vincentpulizzijr I'm not copying you, I agree with you, I always thought he was a philosopher with a sense of humor. I'm just saying it in my "own words" if you know another way to say it, I'm all ears.
Replace the six republican supreme court justices with chickens, and we wouldn’t be in this unfortunate situation today. Because chickens are decent people.
Theres a math behind his comedy that I can’t explain, but it’s there and I notice it. That’s what makes him so great. His joke placements and set ups are impeccable.
See, that's what I was saying... Abortion issues? Still a problem. Cancel culture? Still a problem. Gun control? Still a problem. It's almost like human stupidity is cyclical, and he was one of the few to see it.
@@CyberBlastoise John Oliver has the balls, and he is funny, but honestly at times he can just be insufferable. The constant virtue signaling makes it just really annoying; like I generally agree with what he says, but his normal 2-3 minute segments he will make where he gets all serious and impassioned as if he's making a change is just silly to me. George Carlin makes good saliant points, but he doesn't even try to adopt this moral high ground that I always feel with Oliver... didn't mean to rant whoops.
As a former catholic and now atheist I have only just come across this video. George was brilliant at saying those things that many of us would like to express but fall short of saying them.
@@PrincessGalaxia9 this is like when they complain about _Star Wars_ being political even though the Empire/Stormtroopers were an allegory for the US's role in Vietnam, or when they complain about comics being too political when Captain America was introduced by punching N/zis, Peter Parker represented the struggles of lower class and talked about gun control, Superman was basically a superpowered soci@list fighting against corruption in the government, X-Men are an allegory for persecuted minorities (they started as an allegory for the Civil Rights movement gradually morphed to reflect the current times) and the Punisher is a critique of the justice and police....I can go on
My husband and I were lucky enough to get to see him on his last tour, and he was wonderful. He literally came out and announced that he was going to clear out the folks who there because they had season tickets for that venue, and that was exactly what he did. It was glorious. We cracked up as we watched these people got up & left as they got offended by different things, and it just kept getting better & better!
I saw him on his last tour too, I remember he was reading from his notebook and started a joke about standing in line at McDonald’s and then he goes “oh…I fucked up the joke!” And moved on 😂 I really wanted to hear that joke
@@Mega_Mikey I remember that notebook & thinking over & over again about how much I would have loved to get my hands on that notebook for a night. 😹 Every time I think about that show or any time my husband and I talk about it, we always say something about how grateful we are that we got to see him live. We have been able to see some of the comedy heroes that have been hugely important & impactful to our lives over the course of our lives, and we are incredibly grateful for that. And Carlin is one of the greats.
@@tomprebis8977 why do I call him stupid? Oh I don't know, maybe because he said that fetuses are not humans because "the government doesn't count them in the census". Do I need to explain to you why that's stupid or do you actually have the minimal amount of brain cells to understand it on your own?
@@idenree8606 is this your last resort ? .. do you people just insult when ur points are rebutted and countered with good arguements ?? ... if your mindset has been challeged , learn to counter argue instead of just insulting people ... coward.
There were some like him in other countries. Volker Pispers from Germany made political satire (Kabarett) for more than 20 years about the same things and also stayed relevant like George over all this time.
@@4Astaroth ok. I have not heard any of his material but what I HAVE heard from others in this genre, falls woefully short of George's wit, wisdom and pure genius.
@@niranjannaik8787 George was definitely one of the best in this category. But as Volker always said: "I am doing this bit of my routine for 20 years and nothing changed except names. Some months ago I was looking through the channels and stopped by some news because I have to stay informed. And I thought well this was some days ago, some months ago already and I hadn't noticed for minutes that this announcer was already dead. It was a news show from 25 years ago. It's always the same stuff they tell." And he is right. "It's always about poor against poor, East against West (Germany), women against men." He stopped doing stuff on stage when the AFD (a rather new political far right party in Germany got over 10 percent, now they are near 20).
I Had that PRIVELGE.. What a Show !!!! My Favorite was "Capital Punishment" You Laughed🎤🤣🍷 till the Very End.. I made sure I got a T-Shirt !!!! Have it to this day 💞🎊
I had George pegged a long time ago. He is a God hating communist through and through. He is suffering a great deal in Hell right now.....not so arrogant any more huh George?
@@ignacioortiz5337 I had George pegged a long time ago. He is a God hating communist through and through. He is suffering a great deal in Hell right now.....not so arrogant any more huh George?
I thought his religion rant was good (and it is), but this one was just damn near flawless. George Carlin was born 25 years too early. Can you imagine him delivering this sort of incisive insight with his inimitable comedic flair TODAY? Wow.
He sprays hit the nail on the head with his observations. One of my favorite in this clip is when he says the anti-abortion/conservative people are actually anti-women. So. True.
Can you imagine the material he'd have today and the rants he would be going on?!?!?!....He'd never run out of material. A master, a genius, an honest human being.
It seems that as a country we decided that a zygote is more important than a woman after all. I wonder what other rights we will lose to religious nuts.
I think a lot of people are gonna be watching this now since roe v wade was overturned. GC is right tho, these right wing republicans really are anti woman, and the sad part is that they’re all full of shit. They really don’t care about the sanctity of life.
Anyone who thinks that the rooster doesn't beat his hens up to keep them in line has never raised chickens. They even practice abortion by destroying eggs in case they were fertilised by another rooster, or might hatch out to be a rival. Hens are generally decent people, however.
@@allenjenkins7947 anyone who has raised chickens knows the hens that lay from farms which sell to grocers are not mated with roosters. It’s an egg which wasn’t fertilized.
I do not know why all these people are glorifying George Carlin he's talking against God he's talking four abortion what kind of person is this I'm a pro-life person I believe strongly in Jesus and this man doesn't seem to so I don't think he's much a person at all
Feel the same and watch David Pakman also. Hang in there, we’re in for a bumpy ride but the hand that rocks the cradle rules the world. We women are strong!
I wish I could hear his opinion since the Roe vs Wade was overturned by the Republican high court judges , he was bang on about this issue. The USA isn't that far from Gilead in The Handmaid's Tale, George Orwell nailed it too which is why his book is banned in many American schools, the powers that be make sure schools don't promote critical thinking. Obedient workers who don't question the system that screws them is the goal, which George pointed out so well. He was a comedian that made people think and laugh and a true genius.
Why is bashing Catholics the last acceptable form of hate speech? Shut up Christians about saving babies! "God" causes unparalleled death in holy wars, says Sacred Carlin, swamy of bullshit! The Crusades death toll was 6 million. Islamic Holy wars around 56 million. Stalin, Moa, Pol Pot were communist atheists that murdered, starved or poisoned a total of over 250 million. This galloping Joke-of-a-Jockey rides his horse in the wrong direction in his own Death Derby. He even forgot to add in his very theme topic of abortion! That death total is over 60 million in the US and 2 hundred million everywhere else other than China! China's one-child policy alone = 400 million! Christians ARE on the right horse & heading to the finish line! Total abortions in the last 50 years is three quarters of a BILLION!! ABORTION IS NO JOKE, George.
It's not bigotry to criticize bad ideas and the systematic cover-up of child rape that occurred over the centuries from parishes on six continents all the way up to the Vatican.
George Carlin was a genius. His insights to the complex issues we humans have to deal with are brilliant. Wish he were still with us - we need him more than ever.
Its so weird to hear him talk about this stuff because the whole 80% of fertilized eggs bit, and the cancer cells thing are stuff I never heard before and sort of just thought about in my head. Its just odd because I never hear it, even in a joking way, but I still had the same thoughts. George Carlin is great. A true comedian, who had fun and was also critical of people and the world. It’s what comedy is about.
Good grief. He's a comedian. Think through those two examples you just gave. He uses hyperbole to make useful idiots think he's a genius philosopher. He gets off on that. The laugh is just icing on the cake. He was a fool.
He had the brains to put it together and the balls to say it. He only went after stupidity - it wasn't personal - he just demonstrated again and again to think for ourselves. After watching oscar audience of sheep clap for an assault - Jim Carrey step into George Carlin's enormous shoes.
Brilliant but not knowlegeable. Shut up Christians about saving babies! "God" causes unparalleled death in holy wars, says Sacred Carlin, swamy of bullshit! The Crusades death toll was 6 million. Islamic Holy wars around 56 million. Stalin, Moa, Pol Pot were communist atheists that murdered, starved or poisoned a total of over 250 million. This galloping Joke-of-a-Jockey rides his horse in the wrong direction in his own Death Derby. He even forgot to add in his very theme topic of abortion! That death total is over 60 million in the US and 2 hundred million everywhere else other than China! China's one-child policy alone = 400 million! Christians ARE on the right horse & heading to the finish line! Total abortions in the last 50 years is three quarters of a BILLION!! ABORTION IS NO JOKE, George.
Path towards? We are now half way their. All the courts need to do is take away women's right to vote and Trump to come back and boom we are at the start of the lore of that book. Next on the republican list is civil rights, lgbt rights, and religious freedoms.
Even if a fetus was considered a human being, it shouldn’t and doesn’t get special rights to violate a woman’s bodily autonomy against her will. That would be like arresting someone for not donating blood. Even dead people are protected from having their organs taken if they did not sign a waiver before hand. So why does a pregnant woman have less rights than a corpse?
So here's a question. How does an unborn child get consent to use his/her mother's body before hand? The woman made a choice to partake in the act that creates new life whether it be a broken rubber, bad birth control or just because they (theres always 2 parties involved) were intoxicated and thought it was a good idea at the time by consenting to sex you are also consenting to the consequences of sex whether that be regret or impregnation. Take responsibility for your decisions and the following consequences or dont make that decision. Also chicken eggs are considered omelettes because the eggs we eat havent been fertilized which means there is no baby chick growing inside it. Crazy that Mr. Carlin thinks farmers send fertilized eggs to the super market.
@@jacobbateman1786 The pregnant woman is the one that gives consent. She is not obligated at all to continually supply her bodily resources for an unwanted pregnancy.
@@celes42017 ironically I’m actually having a daughter. My wife is due dec 6th. The sad part is that I have to bring her into this crazy world where she has less rights than women did 20 yrs ago.
I hope none. If you can't afford a car you don't drive one. Should the rest of us pay for their car. Maybe they want a garage too. But they probably won't want to have to take a bus to go get it so let's buy people who can't afford a car and house with a garage. While we are at it let's take all the homeless drug addicts and give them a house and all the drugs they want. In the mean time you can work and struggle so they don't have to. We could take all the kids of the people who didnt want them or could afford them and make them slave labor for the rest of the garbage in this country. If you don't want the kid anyway what do you care if it is doing slave labor for the ones that refuse to do what it takes. Just a thought. I know I'm tired of paying for people that can't afford to have them. Who's fault is it when someone gets pregnant societies. You make choices you deal with your choices. Can anyone tell me when life begins? Do any of you know how a late term abortion is performed? I can tell you when life ends. I can tell you they give the baby a lethal injection to make sure it's dead before they crush its skull and shove a vacuum up there a suck out the dead baby. Keep standing up for irresponsible people that never have to deal with wrong decisions. Sounds great.
I was too young to know Carlin when he was performing but the fact this holds up so well is a testament to him but also a terrifying testament to the reality of US Politics. Carlin is proof that you don't need to be a racist, transphobic right wing asshat to be a comedian. Looking in your direction, Chappelle.
Just plain scary! He was a shock jock entertainer. he used rapid fire truisms not facts to pander to the progressive audiences. He french kissed the asses of liberals for big money box office pay days!
I see Conservative RU-vid channels use parts of his jokes but of course they don't include the entire joke and twist it into a good sound bite for whatever they're peddling lol. You'll see people comment, "George would've been a great president"😂🤣😂 they don't even know the guy. Like the Bible they cherry pick parts that suit them best but never look at the entire picture.
even with comments, when he makes a slightly conservative joke (aka. that one time he made fun of feminists) theyll praise him, but they probably wouldnt say it if they knew this was the same guy that said god cant be a woman because only a man would mess up as much as god.
I love this!!! Where are the handouts for babies that are born to women who they did not plan or God forbid was a result of a rape? None of this is about life. It's about controlling women. I never had an abortion because it was my choice and I luckily didn't have any problems with contraception and thankfully the two times I was assaulted nothing else resulted from such horrific events. The one child I had was planned and I consider myself lucky on that. Roe being overturned won't stop abortions. They will result in more deaths of women from back alley procedures. Women are people, not walking wombs. Despicable.
Today Roe v. Wade was overturned…I immediately thought of the great George Carlin and this skit… hit like if you think he is still calling it like it is.
Supreme court overturn Roe v. Wade, so so-called doctors would not abort in the late term pregnancy or at the time when child is born, which is infestation and dangerous for women health as well. I am pro-abortion, but no later then first 2 month pregnancy period. Medicine now a days have enough procedure and sonogram to detect pregnancy on very early stage and you can do abortion any time you prefer. PPL who vote to abort child during late term are killers. I bet you don't have children and not planing to.
My opinion on the "Abortion" issue is this, No man should have any say in what a woman does with her body. The ones making the laws don't have to carry a fetus, have never raised children. The part that really burns you is them telling a young girl what to do with herself.
just she kills a body of different person (her child) once she put her child into that situation (dependent on her in every aspect) voluntarly, dont see any moral excuse when killing the baby
@@CH-wm6wo I'm pro-death, actually. I like abortions, the death penalty, euthanasia, the right to die, assisted suicide, do-not-resuscitate orders... That's fine. Besides, the reason the Supreme Court even made the initial ruling in the first place was because before that, there was the issue of abandoned babies, babies left in dumpsters, an orphanage system that gave us some of the worst serial killers we've ever seen... Sorry, but abortion solves more problems than it causes. Like it or not, it's a necessary evil. Would you rather have kids exist in an environment where they're unloved, unwanted, neglected, abused, and resented just for existing? Or you rather they not exist? Because the first scenario I listed here... Quite a lot of kids have gone through that. It's not pretty.
Shut up Christians about saving babies! "God" causes unparalleled death in holy wars, says Sacred Carlin, swamy of bullshit! The Crusades death toll was 6 million. Islamic Holy wars around 56 million. Stalin, Moa, Pol Pot were communist atheists that murdered, staved or poisoned a total of over 250 million. This galloping Joke-of-a-Jockey rides his horse in the wrong direction in his own Death Derby. He even forgot to add in his very theme topic of abortion! That death total is over 60 million in the US and 2 hundred million everywhere else other than China! China's one-child policy alone = 400 million! Christians ARE on the right horse & heading to the finish line! Total abortions in the last 50 years is three quarters of a BILLION!! ABORTION IS NO JOKE, George.
No he isn’t. He always said America was circling the drain. He never had faith that this country would ever improve so there’s nothing for him to be turning over about. Also he was cremated.
That is the rule, but not always the case. There are cases where natural abortion occurs very early on and is indistinguishable from normal period. Menstruation is supposed to be halted, but sometimes it just isn't and the egg comes off with the blood.
Lots of great comedians out there, Katt Williams, Steve Harvey, Cedric the Entertainer, DL Hughley, Aries Spears, Chelsea Handler, Ellen DeGeneres, Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Cosby, Ron White, Eddie Murphy, Jerry Seinfeld, Jay Leno, Dave Chappelle, Kevin Hart, Chris Rock, George Wallace, Adam Sandler etc, but the two who are the most legends are George Carlin and Richard Pryor, end of story, not debatable!
