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"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli."
From Seinfeld Season 5 Episode 13 The Marine Biologist: George starts dating a college friend who, thanks to Jerry, thinks George is now a marine biologist. Elaine's electronic organizer injures a person after being launched from a limo by a Russian novelist. Kramer decides to golf on the beach.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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@caseygregori 2 месяца назад

Who else is here after Jerry Seinfeld was on the Rich Eisen Show?

@jamescasey6387 2 месяца назад

yeah.....heh

@jeffe_77 2 месяца назад

Yes sir

@georgegiannitsos2575 2 месяца назад

Yep

@mikejones1629 2 месяца назад

Yup

@twistedlimb4053 2 месяца назад

uh, maybe?

@leonardilifter 2 года назад

Only George Costanza would have the luck to pretend he's a marine biologist, just for someone to specifically ask "is anyone here a marine biologist?"

@airport862 2 года назад

Larry David made sure he was heard in practically every episode.

@yaronkl 2 года назад

And only Kramer can hit a golf ball into a whale's blowhole.

@Eli_Pinheiro 2 года назад

Just like that episode "The code" -BOSCO.😂😂😂

@mikewilder6390 Год назад

But he always wanted to pretend he was an architect.

@kevindavis5966 Год назад

@@airport862 Saves a lot of money not to have to pay an extra or day player just to speak one line.

@guyr.6053 2 года назад

George's reveal of the golf ball and Kramer's response must be one of the most perfect examples of golden comic timing!

@mobilegameplaywalkthroughs990 2 года назад

Kramer's response feels like the best part to me. Shock, embarrassment and amusement all appearing on his face while the audience had a laugh before he delivered the Titleist line.

@guyr.6053 2 года назад

@@mobilegameplaywalkthroughs990 Agreed, yet you have to appreciate Jason's super incredible ability to deliver this monologue perfectly IN ONE TAKE. Amazing. Apparently it was one take.

@nelsonhunter-valls3206 2 года назад

Also the way Kramer's voice cracks when he says the word, "Titleist" is just sheer perfection.

@somethingsomethang 2 года назад

You know I always wanted to pretend to be an architect. Goals

@Dan-zq5wt 2 года назад

This cast struck comedic genius gold every night. Best comedy ensemble ever on TV?

@ubermod5564 2 года назад

Seriously Jason Alexander so should have won an Emmy that season: The Marine Biologist, The Opposite, The Conversion. He was at his peak George.

@anthonycerulli1423 Год назад

It was the summer of George!

@joefriedman9843 Год назад

All 3 of those are elite George episodes. The Marine Biologist and The Opposite are easily 2 of my favorite episodes of the show.

@kaboomkp 7 месяцев назад

The Opposite is by far my favorite episode

@ThunderPants13 4 месяца назад

A George divided against itself cannot stand.

@ggary04 2 месяца назад

Omg the opposite😂😂😂

@the1truth420 2 года назад

"....I tell you he was 10 stories high if he was a foot. " Gold, pure gold.

@rjwiechman 2 месяца назад

Don't you mean "That's GOLD, Jerry! GOLD!!"

@howsway42 2 месяца назад

The Sea was angry that day!

@rickeyboyer7188 2 месяца назад

@@rjwiechmanThat's exactly what I was thinking! 😊

@Adventuresandaquariums 2 года назад

"At that moment, I was a Marine Biologist." That is one of the best lines from the show.

@eaglerabbit8922 2 года назад

"As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow, I said easy big fella!". Julia almost broke character haha.

@ForeverSculpting Год назад

Who is Julia? Are you friends?

@pointless6781 Год назад

@@ForeverSculpting Yea they are friends

@lafarga2330 Год назад

@@ForeverSculptingElaine Benes didn't break character, or did she? I would think not, since shes a fictional character and not an actor. Only an actor can break character, and the actor's name is Julia!

@odiemodie1 9 месяцев назад

Of all the Seinfeld cast members,Julia Dreyfus was the one who always broke character.

@mattmurphy24 4 месяца назад

Hold it! Who breaks wind? The character or the actor?

@josemaria8177 2 года назад

One of the greatest speeches ever put on film. I get genuinely excited every time

@blizzard-storm97 2 года назад

TV actually

@alwynsam5349 2 года назад

@@blizzard-storm97 whatever

@fromthehaven94 2 года назад

A great acting performance.

@andreisidro8640 2 года назад

@@alwynsam5349 no need to point out that you're clever

@alwynsam5349 2 года назад

@@andreisidro8640 clever ? it was a callback to the episode :D

@Thomas_Donofrio Год назад

The little yell from the audience member when he reveals the golf ball gets me every time 😂😂🤣🤣

@GrowthruGod 8 месяцев назад

Sounds like LD

@b.entranceperium 6 месяцев назад

Makes it even funnier 😅

@nedgetchell2004 Месяц назад

Yes, that's what I was thinking too. Pure, spontaneous shriek of laughter!

@TheElecPlay92 2 года назад

Fun Fact: According to Jason Alexander, the monologue was actually an alternate ending to the episode. The initial test screening of The Marine Biologist ended with George walking into the sea, but the Seinfeld crew didn't find the ending funny. Larry David wrote the monologue and Jason memorized it in ten minutes. It was done entirely in one take.

@nvrules27 2 года назад

Idk why would they have set up the whole thing with Kramer hitting golf balls into the ocean then? Unless that was all added after too

@the6ig6adwolf 2 года назад

@@nvrules27 because it's funny

@airport862 2 года назад

It shows how talented Jason is.

@wvu05 2 года назад

@@nvrules27 The monologue was made up at the last minute. The golf ball was in there all along. It was going to be George finding the golf ball in the blowhole.

@brown1394 2 года назад

Jerry Seinfeld said it's his favorite episode

@willstuart4504 Год назад

I always laugh at the ..." is there a Marine Biologist ".. line😂🤣🤣 It's so far fetched ...yet perfectly hilarious, love this show. My All time favorite. ☝️

@silentbliss7666 Год назад

That's the voice of Larry David

@Adzeoda 10 месяцев назад

My thoughts exactly....the absurdity creates the hilarity😂😂😂

@genghiskhan3390 10 месяцев назад

Is Larry David voice 😅.

@FomorViceroy 2 года назад

Jason Alexander memorized this three-page monologue in an hour. Jerry is on record stating that the look on his face throughout the entire monologue is that he cannot believe Jason was word-perfect.

@SidGolan 5 месяцев назад

Ten minutes actually. This scene was written in at the last moment during the actual taping.

@hasselett 2 месяца назад

Three-page monologue? What, were the words written in font size 72?

@cutoverpark9596 2 месяца назад

@@SidGolanIt was written at 2.00 am not during taping and when Jerry gave it to him he said you’ve got 30 mins to memorize it to which Jason replied No Problem….

@alphanerd7221 2 месяца назад

"three-page monologue," what, in 72 point font size?

@clemente3 2 года назад

"Is anyone here a marine biologist??" 😂

@Minty_Fresh8 2 года назад

That was Larry David's voice

@leonardilifter 2 года назад

George's luck lmao

@clemente3 2 года назад

@@Minty_Fresh8 makes it all the better lmao

@OttoByOgraffey 2 года назад

Said, Larry David.

@coachloubrown-22 2 года назад

Not Khatanji-Brown 😂

@jrporter50 2 года назад

"The sea was angry that day... Like an old man returning soup in a deli" 😂

@alwynsam5349 2 года назад

from contemplative to inane at the speed of light :)

@frivolityrestores9608 2 года назад

He was mixing up the old man and the sea with who knows what 🤔

@rayangeline7644 2 года назад

Soup Nazi reference maybe

@harshggupta13190 2 года назад

Jerry's expression at that

@skinnysnorlax9356 Год назад

@@rayangeline7644 That was two seasons away, lol

@1FokkerAce 11 месяцев назад

Jason Alexander’s facial affirmation to Kramer’s question “Is that a Titleist” is JUST perfect! Also, Michael Richard did a great job delaying and letting the audience laugh through the golf ball revel before asking it.

@Mrmacks78 2 месяца назад

Jason Alexander said that the audience laugh was over one minute long and had to be cut down.

@ignaciogodoy7095 2 года назад

This scene is an Emmy winner for George, is a long overdue

@PretentiousStuff 2 года назад

yeah it's a shame he never won. Steve Carell too.

@deepee4323 2 года назад

When I first saw this, I thought this was one of the greatest comedic stories and delivery ever told on TV In 2021.....IT STILL IS!

@johngullo9420 2 года назад

Yep. This will never NOT be funny!

@sammayo473 Год назад

2022, can confirm it's still funny.

@gyndok Год назад

Saw an interview with Jason where he said that Larry David wrote that last scene on the day of the live show.

@EyalItsik Год назад

Also in 2023

@Johnnyrocks34 Год назад

Its not funny! The whale died! He was already beached. It was really a tragedy! Kramer killed that fish!

@jordanjongema2308 2 года назад

“You got me in the Galápagos Islands with the turtles! I don’t even know where the hell I am!!!” LMAO

@animelvr99 2 года назад

THE beauty of George is that he will see a lie thru to the end. And sometimes it works

@Murat531454 Год назад

He has a place in the Hamptons! 😂

@falcon-ng6sd 11 месяцев назад

@@Murat531454 "Alright, you wanna get nuts? Come on... LET'S GET NUTS!"

@bobkrenke1940 10 месяцев назад

It's not a lie... if you believe it

@Falconlibrary 2 месяца назад

"Remember, Jerry, it's not a lie if YOU believe it."

@buffythehaterslayer6918 Месяц назад

@@Falconlibrary "Don't you just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?"

@michaelrafales2782 2 месяца назад

Jason Alexander deserves some kind of award for this. Just incredible

@mattstopa9436 2 месяца назад

The impressive part is not that he memorized it in 30 minutes but he had all the gestures and everything with it too. That's nuts.

@TheMoonchild1969 2 года назад

I have never seen a man walking into the unknown with such resolution as George Costanza did...when he went into the sea to meet the high tides and the mighty beast.🍺🤣🤣🤣

@Dan-zq5wt 2 года назад

In his socks!

@carlosfer2201 2 года назад

The "old man at a deli" line is one of my favorite in the entire show. Jerry's absolutely confused look is great

@triptypaul9028 2 года назад

Kramer's expression on watching the ball is acting A to Z. 😂

@ericsimonson8540 5 месяцев назад

He could barely keep the smile in…😂

@usurumarthi 2 года назад

George's walk into the ocean is just so funny

@KimFert 2 года назад

Yeah!! Confidently doubtful!🤣

@matthewriley7826 Год назад

Probably the bravest thing he ever did in this series.

@odiemodie1 9 месяцев назад

Yes, and he did it all for a woman he would never see ever again.

@jonathandaniel7424 9 месяцев назад

He was wearing socks walking into the ocean. 😂

@TheNomad2727 2 месяца назад

AND "the sea was angry that day my friend"

@Rellbronjames9 2 года назад

Why couldn't you make me an architect? You know i always wanted to pretend i was an architect 🤣🤣🤣

@airport862 2 года назад

The extent of his ambition.

@chrismacdonald4570 2 года назад

The "Vandelay and Associates " Architecture Firm

@silverbolbo 2 года назад

That's Larry David at around 1:49 looking for a marine biologist! 😂

@RedroomStudios 2 года назад

that line got a huge laugh itself... but got cut off because it was a pre taped scene!

@robtberardi Год назад

good ear!

@chatterjeetanmay 2 года назад

"It's the largest mammal on earth but as George says, it doesn't has to be" 😀

@benjamm1nn 2 года назад

It's impossible to pick the single best scene of Seinfeld, but George's story at the end of this episode has to be in contention for the top spot. I laugh my ass off every time

@maluskills 2 года назад

💯

@denniscleary7580 2 года назад

George:“ And suddenly I find myself face-to-face with the Great fish!” Jerry:”Mammal..” George:”whatever.”

@sirjohnmara Год назад

"Like you know" 🙂

@CarloTheImmortal 9 месяцев назад

Lol the great fish is my fav part of the episode 😂

@timothypruitt4578 10 месяцев назад

“From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the Great Fish.” “Mammal.” “Whatever.”

@vitomcsween974 2 месяца назад

Who else is here after here in Jason Alexander got this memorized in 30 min and yet he's the only cast member not to receive an emmy award

@jacobwalker944 9 месяцев назад

Only Jason Alexander could throw down a speech like this!! Gets me every time 😂👏

@Bubbles99718 10 месяцев назад

Now knowing that it's Larry David saying "Is anyone here a marine biologist?" makes that line a hundred times more funny. So good

@augustoalvarez6766 2 года назад

Love how George says he always wanted to pretend to be an architect, instead of actually becoming one. He probably knows one takes much more work than the other 😅

@airport862 2 года назад

Funny also that he was not upset with Jerry because he lied, but because he lied about a different occupation.

@tennissir1986 2 года назад

Incredibly Incredibly fascinating comment.

@sirjohnmara Год назад

Yes: To pretend to be. That's his dream. Not to be. To be or to pretend to be. I think we have a new Hamlet here. 🙂

@attyla3970 2 года назад

The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a delli. One of the best lines ever in Seinfeld. I love the Sein😄

@nomaamguyplusseinfeldandco2870 2 года назад

One of Jason Alexander's best performances of the entire series. One of George Costanza's greatest moments, along with The Opposite, of the entire series. Still can't believe this was filmed one time without any rehearse or bloopers.

@fromthehaven94 2 года назад

And the monolouge was written the night before taping.

@dan_hitchman007 2 года назад

@@fromthehaven94 Filming. Seinfeld was captured on 35mm film.

@fromthehaven94 2 года назад

@@dan_hitchman007 Whatever

@bossfan49 2 года назад

I loved "The Phone Message" where George is agonizing about not going up for "coffee".

@sophrapsune 2 года назад

I love the way Kramer shifts nervously in his seat.

@GLeibniz1716 2 года назад

I never wanted to be a marine biologist until I saw this episode! One of the best episodes in tv history, period!

@airport862 2 года назад

One of George's few moments of glory. Elaine trying not to laugh at 3:24

@mike91mdk45 2 года назад

Kramer's expressions after george shows the golf ball 😂

@harryclawson3136 2 месяца назад

When I saw this episode on TV I laughed until I cried. Great writing, great delivery, great responses from everyone. Still one of the most hilarious things I’ve seen on television.

@mljh11 Год назад

This is one of the great soliloquies in the history of the performing arts, and nobody can tell me otherwise.

@scorpiusbalthazar4327 21 день назад

Monologue.

@roshambo4153 12 дней назад

@@scorpiusbalthazar4327 Shhh! Don't tell him otherwise!

@coffeejab3381 9 месяцев назад

This scene and entire episode never gets old 😂

@ApoorvaDixit1488 2 года назад

Studying cholestrol levels in whales🤣🤣 Best episode out of 9 seasons.

@bossfan49 2 года назад

They're the largest animal..but they don't HAVE to be! 😀

@airport862 2 года назад

Such a convoluted career story. You don't normally go into such detail when you talk about your friend's job.

@OriginalPrincess32 2 месяца назад

I just saw the interview Jerry Seinfeld did when he stated that Jason Alexander was given that speech only 30 minutes before he was to deliver it on television and slam dunked it! How he was able to memorize it and deliver it along with George's mannerisms was astounding!

@yosnak8024 2 года назад

Man I love Seinfeld, I’m glad this channel exists

@genehenson8851 Год назад

It’s a shame to not show the golf setup with Kramer at the beginning of this clip. It’s one of the best setups in all of tv.

@undergroundunlimited2282 Год назад

How they didn’t break character is an absolute miracle.

@odiemodie1 9 месяцев назад

Julia Dreyfus almost did.

@dharmallars Год назад

What’s so hilarious about this to me is he never once considered that a real marine biologist would say, there’s nothing I can do about a 2 ton whale dying on the beach

@vtexposfan 4 месяца назад

I mean, he drove to the end of Long Island to keep a lie going. Walking into the surf was not beneath George Costanza.

@scorpiusbalthazar4327 21 день назад

@@vtexposfan The point is he didn't have to do a thing and still look like a marine biologist, but then we wouldn't have gotten that excellent soliloquy.

@joey159213 2 года назад

Jason Alexander was brilliant in this scene! What a delivery, and payoff!

@faithmarshall309 2 месяца назад

When the writers came up with the idea of the golf ball suffocating the whale and George saving the day, it was less than 24 hours before filming. They handed the new script to Jason Alexander to memorize the speech, and the look on Jerry's face isn't from shock at George's biological accomplishments; it's genuine shock at Jason's capability of memorizing word-for-word in such a short amount of time!

@airport862 2 года назад

Kramer's expression at the end looks remarkably similar to ones of the guilty dogs videos you see on RU-vid.

@b.entranceperium 2 года назад

One of the best iconic endings to a sitcom episode ever. Jason's delivery was impeccable and Michael's reactions were golden. This show will stand the test of time hundreds of years from now...

@richardpierce4908 2 года назад

"It was at that point, I decided to tell her that I was not a marine biologist. She told me to go to hell, and I took the bus."

@omarsalam9973 2 года назад

Kreamer's expression here was priceless 😂

@MA-go7ee 2 года назад

One interesting aspect of Seinfeld is how they will switch into almost quaint, theatrical language sometimes. 'the sea was angry that day my friends' lol.

@alessandrotommasi9941 2 месяца назад

He's obviously channeling Moby Dick in the monologue.

@funkyboodah Год назад

the most incredible part of this is the at the beginning: "I dont know it it was divine intervention or the kinship of all living things, but at that moment, I WAS a marine biologist"

@tristramcoffin926 15 дней назад

Jerry's performance on this one is underrated. His look when George says 'like an old man trying to return soup at a deli' gets me every time.

@shikhar.awasthi 2 года назад

Kramer's face is priceless!

@GoWarriors 2 года назад

One of the best sitcom scenes of all time

@mdfilmguy Год назад

A rare example of things-kind of-working out for George.

@amcypess 29 дней назад

Maybe because he actually did something that helped another living being.

@Jamthecoolerator 2 года назад

Love the sheepish look on Kramer's face when George pulls out the golf ball--"A hole in one, huh?"

@TheDunestrider 2 года назад

There is never a marine biologist around when you need one... except this incident. I would consider this a Festivus miracle!

@stephenh.8336 2 года назад

At that moment... I. Was. A. Marine. Biologist.

@NabberDog 2 года назад

I’m really glad this channel is uploading HD clips in the original aspect ratio instead of the widescreen version that crops out some of the jokes (like in the pothole episode). It’s a nice touch!

@lisasunshine7654 Год назад

This is comic genius. Kramer’s face was priceless.😂

@alextorres112 Год назад

George's walk into the ocean doesn't get enough love.

@ricarleite 2 года назад

2:20 Jason Alexander memorized the text in one hour, written the night before, and the scene was shot in one take with no rehersal.

@mascos69 8 месяцев назад

if I had a time machine. i would go back in time and award Jason alexander an Emmy for this monologue. "he was 10 stories high if he was a foot" great writing, great performance. Jason was Robbed! Robbed i tell ya!

@sanctuary8396 Год назад

According the commentary on the DVDs, the audience reaction to this scene was so loud and lasted for so long, the guys in the editing room had to alter the volume of the crowd and cut the amount of time the audience can be heard, otherwise it would have caused the episode to run too long for broadcast.

@mikeschwab1943 2 года назад

They should've added the part about Kramer golfing on the beach earlier, for more context, but still a classic hilarious scene 😂

@sirrobin4394 Год назад

George is my favorite character in this series, but I love that all four main characters had great storylines - that is part of what made Seinfeld so fun and unique.

@Murat531454 Год назад

3:02 Jerry's reaction 😂

@pi4630 8 месяцев назад

Kramer's face alone is worth an Emmy, yet to speak of George 🤣

@kenjiyamaha2879 2 года назад

Omg!!! That is one of my top favorite comic story tellings of all time. Absolutely brilliant!! And the sprinkles on top was Kramer dying holding back a smile when he asked about the golf ball brand.

@jackel54130 19 дней назад

Scenes like this are the reason why the show is STILL talked about. Jason Alexander is just incredible!

@megsie1424 2 года назад

One of my fave Seinfeld episodes ever! Every line and dialogue and expression in this clip were *chef’s kiss*

@donnabillet9750 2 года назад

Jason Alexander is a treasure.

@bazzasmith8263 2 года назад

When George throws off his hat and starts walking into the water, I laugh every time.

@RhapsodyinGlue 2 месяца назад

Just watched Jerry talking about how they came up with the golf ball in the whale idea at 2am the night before the final day of shotting the episode. Jason memorized that speech in 30 minutes. The look on Jerry’s face wasn’t acting, he was SHOCKED that George absolutely nailed it first take.

@bradantcliff740 2 месяца назад

The Sea was Angry that Day my Friends is iconic, but George’s rant at Jerry in Jerry’s apartment about telling the woman he’s a Marine Biologist is brilliant: “Why didn’t you make me an architect?!! You know I always wanted to pretend to be an architect!!”

@kiringuyen 16 дней назад

3:33 ….of a great fish. - Mammal 😂 underrated bit

@bluecatky 9 месяцев назад

Georges face when he pulls the golf ball out of his jacket. LOL.

@pippa3150 Год назад

One of the all time best moments on TV.

@James-uz3sg 2 месяца назад

That shot of George walking into the ocean is hysterical.

@risboturbide9396 2 года назад

Bravo to the actors (cashier and customer) behind Kramer and Jerry, acting "normal" while the crowd was laughing wild.

@jonathansalazar4630 2 года назад

George's speech was already entertaining but it is the ending that puts it in legendary status.

@Hierarchangel Год назад

One of my all-time favorite sitcom bits. "The sea was angry that day, my friends..." "What is that, a Titleist?" Perfect!

@gasser5001 20 дней назад

Love how it's Larry to scream it. His little 'cameos' were always great.

@onewiththeragingwind6730 2 года назад

“The sea was angry that day my friend. Like an old man sending back soup at a deli.” Thats all Larry David

@jaya1000 Год назад

Jerry correcting george with "mammal" still gets me. I dont think that was rehearsed but its so brilliant. All of georges bullshit and he didnt even know they were mammals

@evank3718 Год назад

It’s so cute how interested Kramer and Jerry are with George’s story

@marktwohey 2 месяца назад

One of the best episodes EVER!!! So well written and so well acted. Plus directed, edited, everything!!!

@teddenglercoletti5896 3 месяца назад

Only a trained theatre actor like Jason could have pulled this off. He was the best actor on the show and he was comic timing monologue perfection here.