German road trip to Lithuania 

Russia: "Hey, I've seen this before, it's a re-run."

​@@Combiolus😂😂

​@@CombiolusPolen ist nicht einmal ein Land du Opfer 🤡

​@@Combiolusget the joke get the joke!!!

Hahahhahahaha. 😂😂😂

it's a jolly good tradition, almost like us thanksgiving.

First time we did 1261, we like the country , so tradition continues.

Hey my German friends! Dont forget to step by Malbork!

hahaha i was expecting this joke

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Where was his grammar perfect?

How was his grammar perfect?

it ain’t like we get good scores in english for barely understanding it on like any educational level

@@ExtremeDeathmanare you smoking my guy? It was crazy good.. please let me know what you can speak ?

​@@ExtremeDeathman everywhere.

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HELL YES FUCKEM AGAIN!

lol lmao😂

XD

Fr 😂😂😅….

True lol

It's a NATO advert wtf are you expecting, they won't show you Hans poopenshimtzen with a strong East german accent barely even speaking german mixed with some turkic

​@@ommsterlitz1805you live in a dream world 😂

@@brimstoneonsteam9069 Dude if you only knew 1/10 th of it, german youth is so corrupted by arabic garbage rap it's really sad

@@ommsterlitz1805me listening to Sabaton and classical music:

I know a Swedish guy that I play games with, and his English is better than a fellow America lmao.

*more fluent

@@PilotTed not too surprising since sweden is one of the few places in the world with the most fluent non-native speakers by percentile

ahahaha

@@michisvet2922no

Bro this is soo underrated joke, how do peoplenot get it😂

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Your mother was nice.

It reminds me of an old Russian joke. -My grandfather also gloriously fought in World War II but was die before it's over. - Oh, and how? - Fell from the camp tower.

lol

*than. Greetings from germany

Than, greetings from Texas, The only southern state with proper English.

@@TalesEpisode 😆

@@SlackTheTruth and speak texas german

It shouldn't, but it does seem odd to me that Germans speak English with a bit of an English accent. I suppose they learn it from the English (as opposed to Americans).

Normally he helps handicapped children all day. Now he let them stay alone and hungry and with no friend.

80 years ago, when visited us (Poles) at 6 am, they were not so calm and positive 😳

​@@prezi1992they had been calmer than the ussr tho

Thats cause he's heil on life

what are you on about? 6am is almost lunchtime in germany

and most of the time they like it so much they end up being burried there.

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82 years, to be precise

@@letsgorandom1380 yeah and still your russian women spreading legs for German 🇩🇪 passport

Wowwwww 😂😂😂😂😂

Well, its beacuse this time without resistance 😌

Because this time we were asked to do it.

​@@dieterdodel835last time it was 4 days, because the fleeing poles were clogging the invading routes

Thats Quicker than BlitzKrieg

and the only thing they took this time to give them energy is cereal bars

xDDD

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There was a little lock down from 1945-1989..

I've read violation and just thought: okay. 😅

Have you heard the youth in the states, I can't even understand them when they speak.

in england, english is mostly just arabic

Kids speak weird English nowadays, also uk city’s got different English accents

I think my spoken English is okay... I started playing DayZ with some british guys....if they dont speak clearly i almost can't understand thrm 😅 specially if hear them speakint with family members.

Well you're lucky enough to be there in england. Do come over here to america. You'll learn hundreds accents more 😊

You are our brother!!!

Prost!

Tak 👍🏻🇵🇱+🇩🇪 🤝🏻

👍❤️

❤ from Cologne.

You mean arabs and africans are 👋🤣

And then it turns out poland is actually friends with Russia and China

Quality comment man😂

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Underrated comment

Russia: "Oh we're doing a sleepover? Nice" *starts invading from the East

"Not again!"

Lmao

The Bundeswehr cross is different than the Wehrmacht cross.

@@PiotrPilinko tell that to the Ukrainian radical SS sympathizers using the wrong one on their tanks.

It’s the Russian Nazi now!

Grandma: I hope my father's stories of Germans visiting us will be very different than mine. 😶

Nearly all nations of the World uses the metric System i think only 3 nations use other systems

@@fj1659 Even in the states, everybody uses the metric system for stuff that matters. Like youd only use the US Customary system outta convention for certain things.

The US military also uses the metric system. It’s standardized within NATO.

Everyone uses the metric system. The imperial system is defined by metric units anyway, you just add a random factor. The definitions of imperial units are metric 😂

English is easy af

Scran my arse mate

​@@sam-2341would be better than the local cuisine eh?

Lmao

Guessing you mean because most British people can't even speak properly nowadays 😂😂

It wouldn't have been if Von Rundstedt or Rommel was given their damn logistical support.

WELL we found out sät is way easier if you just ask

There's no more Yugoslavia to set them back 2 weeks.

​@@bnast6849yugoslavia is not relevant to this part of europe

@@Atom_gun Just a joke relax... 😉 This is a totally different situation all together...

American military is friendly as well. You can’t say the same about RuZZia military 😂

Ah, the beard Thing in america😂. In Germany they only have to shave it when they fit and Test the Mask 😂

Some in Ukraine welcomed the last one ... depends on who you think was the bigger asshole... because there were 2 assholes in WW2. Only Hitler was the more threatening one Stalin wasn't less of an asshole.

@@keepingcalm6469 Ukraine was shafted by both sides in WW2. Also the largest percentage of nationality in the Red Army in WW2 were Ukranians. So they also bore the brunt of casualties.

@@TheNecromancer6666 Yep.They definatly had enough of this - let's not let them down this time.

@@keepingcalm6469 Lets not let ourselves down. This is the test, do we actually mean it with democracy and human rights. Im so tired of people demanding a stop of the Support and negotiations. Don't they realise that the cases of murder torture and rape are only the beginning if Ukraine looses? How many warcrimes does Russia have to commit for people to stop treating it as a legitimate state actor. Did the Allies negotiate with the 3rd Reich? No. Why should Ukraine negotiate with Russia unless Russia restores Ukraines borders, pays reperations and agrees to security guarantees.

​@@TheNecromancer6666Apparently the Ukrainians have forgotten they are the same Soviet bums like Russia, Belarus and etc. Instead, they chose to hate their brothers in arms, nazificate under bad people's influence and started serving the west and accepting to host this proxy war with Russia. So far this have brought them nothing but destruction, deaths and potential debts of the billions being poured in them which for now they call ,,help for Ukraine,, . Even if they ,,win,, and dont get nuked, the amount of time, money, materials, life force and others, they will need a life time long to fix all of that and go back to normal life. The nuclear incident in Chernobyl took 3+ years, 600+ thousand men, the ressources of the whole Soviet Union and they barely succeeded. This very incident, according to Gorbachev was the reason this Union disbanded due to the damage it caused. Now imagine having to rebuild a whole country by themselves, because i don't see Germans, Americans or other scum to come help with shovels and dozers. Once this is all over, they will be forgotten and left in the dark, mark my words. These people aint saviours, they are parasites. When they finish draining you - they will leave you in the hole without looking back

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100th like

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Yeah, with LGBT army...

@@LegoAndOtherBrickspolish flag is used tampon.

Germans: we don't talk about that anymore..

😂Best comment......

So you think it's funny?

@@marvinheemeyer5804 Yes, this is funny as hell. Why?

you didn’t even spell it right BARBAROSSA

I do hope, you are joking.

@@Orcawhale1 dont get fcked up by a single Joke man

I though the same and was rudely fact checked. Only people with post-graduate degrees do. The high-mid ranking officers, the engineers, doctors, etc. The majority of the population aren't that highly educated and do not speak any second language

@@mahmoodali5043 Most people under 80 speak at least basic English.

​@@LueckenphillerExcept his obviously not joking. Which is why you are trying to deflect. Because we both know the real answer, don't we?

We are brothers!!! We are Knights!!!!

Europe seperated is weak but together its strong but the problem then becomes odds of turning into a tyrannical super dystopian nightmare. The issue is that europe is very very very different from usa but also an allience between each super region is what makes us stronger combined than russia and china. Each place cant be exactly the same or a flaw with one cripples them all. So its usa as 1 country with many states, europe as a region of many countries comparable to usa states. So sweden will be ran differently than britain than italy or france or texas. Infact its very alien how different they are when compared but the team together makes very small weaker palces seperates more formidable agaisnt larger potential foes. Someone who lives in france wont feel at home in florida but where there is alliances there is strengths. Where there is enemies there is weaknesses

@@TheAnnoyingBoss Americans and british supported communist. Now they are crying why america and britain are woke 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 GOD BLESS GERMANY 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

You know who’s there as well, the U.S army

Wenn der Marsch nach Osten geht, geht Tritt durch weißen Schnee..

It’s „Großvater“ 👍

I mean... English used to be Anglo-Saxon before they migrated to the British isles

Anyone who says 'damn' has no right to speak on how others speak English

@@Getoffmytrain_97268dafuq is wrong with you?

how so?@@Getoffmytrain_97268

@@Getoffmytrain_97268but u just sayed it😂

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It sure is.

Damn can we never escape our past

The last time was in the 30s

More like 3rd trip if you count WW1.

😂😂😂 "this beltfed machine gun right here was knicknamed hitlers buzzsaw decades before i was even born"

На этот раз они будут держаться подальше от России потому что знают что с русскими воевать не смогут.

Guy: "My Granddad used to take this route all the time" 😬

If you consider Prussia as Germany then it goes until 1772 And if you consider the Teutonic Order as part of the German legacy, then we go to the 15th century.😂😂

No, he did this, to young

German grandad: Why? German grandson: to save Europe from Russia German grandad: Oh, not again

*41

Colourized*

@@alexref955Also German grandad: *Schieße*

@@typiclyjohny5114 ok bozo

As a Lithuanian I approve this 😂😂😂😂

💀

@@Povilas7 As irgi 🇱🇻

​@@latviabalkanumuzika1514 kaip letuvis sutinku

lol

After 4 decades of field grays, we went back to the old dotted camo that my grandfather, who was drafted into not the army, already wore.

Flecktarn

​@@MrDedpool1Nope. Tarnfleck!

@@Felix-fy7ki It's actuallly called "Gefleckter Tarn".

I was about to say, their camo and gear looks beautiful

He should. We liberated them from themselves.

I would hope so. We don't speak English in America, we speak 'Murican here silly yank.

@@KamionKing💀 that was the Soviet Union

no you didn't lmao@@KamionKing

​@@KamionKingstop talking bullshit you punk, its not even funny

Interestingly that camo pattern is 75 years old From the other German army 😂😂😂

Ok fine for advertisement purposes. Nevertheless would like to see German Bundeswehr as competent army and not only on advertisement. That is what matters.

the vassal must know the language of his occupier to understand the order

@@milanbubenicek3173 no its just bc europe has plenty of american immigrants and tourists, alongside british, so theyre required to know english for everything. Also, Germany is the most influential member of the EU and practically controls much of the Euro currency so they are not a vassal in any way. They dominate europe economically and nearly militarily.

​@@dasan3312 Economically yes,not millitarily tho. We could if we wanted, but no one wants that not even ourselves.

​@@milanbubenicek3173yikes.

​@@milanbubenicek3173we are allies, bozo

630 is not early wkwkwkwkw

Imagine starting your job as late as 06:30, that would be nice.

Hes german soldger going to Poland

"Why are you up so early." *Oilfield "Youre fired."

Pervitín(meth) from pfeizer, like the last time their grandfather's.

Never trust someone who calls the LuPa (the white bag) a snack!

@@actofaggression8060Haferriegel mit Mandeln sind S Tier Snacks

I was expecting our man to pull out some good ol' sauerkraut and a couple of sausages, or a pack of lager, but i guess that rolls'll do 😂😂😂

@@actofaggression8060dat gude LuPa. Das schlimmste ist das Sandwich mit den Gurken☠️

At least, this time they are invited.

As an American that grew up in Austria i can tell you the Kilometers gives it away and even would guessed German off of his accent. Since Germans are more aware that Kilometers is 2 Words just combined so they say Kilo-meters while Americans Usually pronounce it Kilawmeters.

@@SageUndead1 that's cuz dumbos still use inches and feet 🤣

​@SageUndead1 interesting, as a first language English speaker , who knows kilometres is one word, his pronunciation of kilometers sounds exactly like mine

​@@SageUndead1im american so who the hell lied to me and told me it's "kilawmeters." I remember the first time I learned about kilometers I pronounced it kilo-meters

As a German. I recognize the accent. That’s definitely a German accent

He's a lieutenant not a private.

He’s not speaking about his rank, he basically said that after duty, that must be a great dude. Not on duty, but in his private time.

@@toastbrot1219 Maybe but I can smell a gay dude :-D

@@toastbrot1219 woosh

@@berenedain8427 Never said shit about him being a private

😂😂😂😂! Phew!

Following the steps of his forefathers.

😂

Americans and british supported communist. Now they are crying why america and britain are woke 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 GOD BLESS GERMANY 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

As a german, im humbled by your words. Bless you!

same here, I hope you will never meet the other 90% of us :DDD

​@@sdr31818True.....

Loosely related, but I like how the word "salt" can be both an insult or in this case, a complement.

I don’t think Germans had a sense of humor

Must be boaring...

You can do that in any state or town if you drive in circles.

You are the type of person who would probably devide alaska inton two seprate states if given the chance to so that texas can be the biggest state in the US and I dont blame you.

​@@Silver_Prussiantexas would become the thrid largest state.

You can drive 3200 km starting in WA, Australia and still be in WA, Australia

World language

@@SkriLLex22525 uhh wdym

​@@SkriLLex22525the First language is not Fkn english bud

It´s the gamer generation. could almost bet that he played something online as a teen and young adult. Probably still games.

@@gehtdichnixan49520it is lingua franca

He was nice but how well does he do his job? Cant tell on camera nothing against him

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@@onelifesecrets9746 whats so funny?

Might wanna take that wurst out of your mouth.

@@Lithuaniancountryball-ki4mq what happened to lithuania im lithuanian but im not there anymore so idk what happened

@@erviltasgurklys8223 nothing happend to Lithuania but there it is possible for russia to attack us yet they re only cyber attacking Lithuania

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Wdym here we go again?

@@UncleCheezmo It's a mix of WW2 history and GTA: San-Andreas meme. Like if Germans are about to repeat the WW2. Obviously, just a joke.

“We’re going to try to blitz it and make it in two and a half days.”

How times have changed huh? 😂

Soldados profesionales no fanaticos como hace 75 años

Probably because they know they will never be deployed as a proper fighting force ever again.

@@onion_wind not if Putin has anything to say about it 😂

@@kaziiqbal7257 Russia wouldn't be able to handle a second front opening up against a professional well equipped army.

no need to die if the enemy already fails in ukraine

Many Lithuanians were part of the Wehrmacht and the SS.

@@SirButtface3000 spitting facts mate

​@@JustA.LithuanianGuyNo no no hes got a point

Even in WW2, Lithuania preferred Germany to the USSR. Which goes to show how bad Russian Imperialism was.

Klaipeda was originally called Memel, a German city located in East Prussia. It’s somewhat ironic and saddening to see the German military deploy at an area which once belonged to their ancestors, and was taken from them. Same thing with the lost Polish territory.

@@B_B463 those where orignally lands of the polish lithunian commonwealth prussia got them by partition of poland

@@isthissomesortofmeme8932 Nah the Teutonic Order settled first in the Memel area back when it was pagan and uncivilized. Regions such as Pommern were Germanized around 1200. Poland-Lithuania only held formal authority over those lands, but the people were ethnic German/Germanized.

@@londonspade5896 They belonged to West Slavic and Baltic tribes like the Prussi, not Poles or Lithuanians. That’s what he was referring to, and what I meant.

*these *you

LMFAO❤😂

we all know how Germans ended up in Russia last time …

@@damirzanne In World War I Germany defeated Russia. In World War II Russia lost 25 million people and was just lucky that winter came in time. At that time the German military, like Wagner, was only a few kilometers from Moscow

​@@nicoju5211out of those 27 million lost, 15 millions were civilians, so yes, nazies tried hard. To complain that winter came in December is it a joke?

@@user-rx2vz7sl4c The Russians were just lucky that winter had set in, otherwise they would have lost like 30 years before that

This is the first time they asked first. 😶

@@davemacnicol8404 and Poland obliged willingly.

Die armen Soldaten kämpfen für Regenbogen und Joe Biden Propaganda. Gott sei Dank würde ich niemals bei der Bundeswehr dienen

Yep, good luck....cz last time germans went to Lithuania with weapons their capital got taken over by Russia in less than 4 years. Das ist Geschigte!

Ja, Deutschland ist toll! Super!

Endlich mal ein Deutscher der richtig englisch spricht, sehe ich sehr gerne.

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We do, don‘t worry ;)

That was in Austria but ok :)

The real lesson to be learned is that you have to help the losing side rebuild, and make sure that they dont feel any resentment towards how they were treated. I learned that from general MacArthur

​@@Louis.hm_😂😂😂😂😂

​@@johndoe9200don't think into that whatsonever😂