Germany Explained By Countryballs 

Britain is hell tho

i mean yeah, can't argue with that

I think we all know why…

As a Pole i didnt know that honestly😅

It has also been proven that working for more than 6 hours a day decreases productivity. Most of the time you'll become sloppy and need to invest time into fixing mistakes you made today the next day. That's the entire secret behind German efficiency and why they need half the time to do a better job than most others.

The federal republic of Germany is one of our youngest siblings in Europe. And you know siblings always pick on the youngest. 😁

Compared to our skandinavian brothers our country still sucks. Agenda 2010 was one of the worst things that could have happen.

what about men?? just curious

@@kiarara7014 they can go in parental protection after the child was born, I think it was 1 year (so they can raise the children too)

700??? How??

@@prosterdbz9663 holy Roman empire

Holy Roman Empire = Gerwaytoomany

we aren't neither surprised nor bothered

@@prosterdbz9663 You may know neighborhoods or small communities... Imagine every county making their own country, with flag and duke and everything, and once every few decades the Emperor drops by (which sounds nice, but is a terrible blow to your bank account, because he and his 1000 or so courtiers want to be fed and everything) "unifying" this clusterfuck of micro nations into the 'Holy Roman Empire'. It's like herding cats, when the cats can't stand each other and try to backstab themselves all the time. Unless some other power comes along trying to conquer one of the small members of the HRE, and suddenly the bar-fight stops, and everybody is looking weird at the intruder.

the proto-slavic word means mute not foreigner, because they couldn't understand them

Þe adjective/term "deutsch" actually comes from þe italian word "tedesco", which changed over time to "deutsch". (Don't ask me why þey call(ed) Germany "Tedesco".)

@@zanklancnim3661 why is this so funny to me XD

​@@junejulien8845 I don't think it came from Italian. Most trace it back to proto-germanic "Theudisk" and when German's þ became d it became more like Deudisk. Then the di dropped and the sk became ch or something like that. I think it went that way because Iceland, a very conservative language, calls Germany "Þýskalandi." Which is corresponds well with the sound shifts that German went through.

We also call it Alman in Persian

that look on his face when it cuts to his reaction is stunned amazement.

Thats not the anthem,thats just the boss music.

Lah just till philippine anthem its kinda normal

I saw u on maxbtshow

wait till he understands what the lyrics mean

Wait really i live in indonesia but dont know that

Friends

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Tru, btw I'm Azeri

are you actually from Azerbaijan, if so I agree with you

No one: Azerbaijan Anthem: [Insert epic and Badass thing]

@@rockandrollplayz8970 yes i am

Azerbaycan'ın marşı gerçekten çok etkileyici

same here

Lets hope that never changes again :)

As a german I agree, we don't even know how we work

Ohhhhh we call them немци or гермаци its from germania

@@magnagermania9311 I can agree, as a native german speaker, english is easier to me as german in both thinking and speaking

​@Chemya I did but at least you learned something

Wut

Are we the baddies? :D

Hahaha

Yes we do

Guten tag

*Gütęñ tæg*

Moin

Servus

Guten tag

The Germans from 350 (barbarians who beat romans) or from 455 (Germans who took over rome) would be good

He did

@@zlfqqr And the response was not well from people across the world. lmao.

I'm ashamed to say I don't know much about your country, but Latvia always sounded like an interesting place to me. Love from the US! 🇺🇸❤🇱🇻

@@scoot-scoot51341 dude Latvians actually quite like Americans since they are so close to a country like Russia 😅 so thanks for the love 🙏

@@aleksisbaranovskis9685 No problem! 😁

Is it true that Norwegian is an optional foreign language in Latvia?

Yeah, Lithuania and Estonia get all the attention.

Saksi in indonesian is witness

@@Ind0nesiannationalteamgoated Witness is attacking poland…

This is funny 💀🥶

Your not alone bro 😭

Why is germany made so small? On a powerscale it's much bigger than gb and feance

Don't worry comrade we ain't letting them find us

nein

Like that will help me pronounce Dziewięćsetdziewięćdziesięciodziewięcionarodowościowego

@@eliyaskiya Of course it won't. It didn't appear in this word even once and Schody forgot one rule. c in front of i makes soft tsh. This one can help

Thank you. This really helps pronouncing all those complicated-looking polish words. Greetings from Germany =)

I still ship it 😏

@@HaventheDemoness-vy9lx I also ship 10:47

@@6000. Eh. They hate each other but ok. Even before Countryhumans, I ship countries.

They do that in countryballs to create the jokes in the comics. Yet in countryhumans, people just decide to flat out ship them and draw... questionable art of it

@@6000. If you ship countries, you will never be in a serious relationship.

Explain me the Uber one. Isn't it car related

@@KennyFCB wich time in the Video is it?

0:23

@@KennyFCB ah the wörk one. In Germany it`s called Arbeit. You could say it`s about cars but Cares are a so little of our economy. It`s more about the Wirtschaftswunder and that stuff i think. Our economy is based on everyone. You surely heared of the german Mittelstand. These are Family leaded industries. nothing big but everyone does there best. And the Cars are just huge. But still it only makes up around 1 million jobs if you count everyone from workers in the Factory to the ones who produces them. So mostly because strong economy. But today it`s more and more populare to reduce the working time to 4 works day a week. Normally we have 40 hours a week but some say we should reduce because studies show that in the 4 days or 6 hours the workers work much more. And some germans would also take less income. But we still have really much workers in the „Niedriglohn“. Wich means only 10 euros an hour ( about 11,87 US Dollers). And now it`s a politicle race about make the income up to 12€ an hour (14,24 US Dollers) or not. Because if you want to be secured in Future you need 12 € an hour for money in the old age or for reperations at your home. Or school stuff. Only then we are 100% secured. But if the inflations goes up like now we soon need 12,50€ or even more an hour. But what comes we have to wait. But the Economy will work because of everyone in there own Family owned Buisnesses with workers.

@@KennyFCB ab bol bhai explanation chiye, samaj aara h kuch😂

Selam qardaşim Türkiye'den merhabalar Aliyev hakkında countryballs animasyonu yaptım izlemek ister misin?

Yes as a Turkish I am thinking in same way

Your anthem is very cool

Very nice Anthem

Where do I find azerbaidjan national anthem

oop, no no germany would take that one too :)

@@Ducatus_Chineva But they didn't taken it in WW1 or WW2, and if they take it, at least it would take longer

actually, they occupied monaco :)

More likely the frxnch

What if he did sideways?

And what if poland diguised as a german state

Mexico is the italy of north america

Austria

because german person making this memes

Actually sometimes Po dose, if it’s a historical story before I guess 1688

A few months ago

And another fun fact : he already shaved once

and he got the paintbrush back

I read this as “what computer do you use ‘to’ draw”

Linux of course

@@maple494 Linux my balls

@Cheeseburger yummy

Music composed by the same guy

That is so true

Because of their hate for Russia, they were buddies

@@6000. well hate can unite a lot of People

Poland that you?

No wonder it felt like i saw it before

How?

@@Mythological_Artisan They knew that declaration was forced by allies and neither side was actually willing or had a reason to fight so they declined

@@Krokmaniak WOW

@@Krokmaniak oh i thought it said alliens

@@Mythological_Artisan Now I imagined aliens blackmailing polish government to declare war on Japan XD

A cyrilic supremacist, I havent seen that in years!

What do you mean Poland? Thats indonesia.

@@yolk6867 it's Poland, in Polandball memes.......

@@yolk6867 when did indonesia started saying kurwa or other words in Polish?

Winning doesnt mean to win all the land on earth, u can win in other ways too, great opinion!

Deutschland!

hello my friend

thanks man I'm I'm German

I main German tanks in world of tanks if that says anything else lol

I'm always slightly triggered when he does it like the Kaiserreich/German empire is as bad as no no Germany. And also thanks🇩🇪 PS: and yes, I know that the ww1 Germany also did horrible things like in German south west Africa. But not to the extent like you know what I'm talking about....

Nope Allies Believe that Prussia was A militarism state and they believe that Prussia led Germany to instigate both wars later Prussia cease to exist

We have still some saxons left in Germany... So technically, they are not wrong at all. literally.

Actually not all Saxons migrated. Many of them stayed. Over time the name "Saxony" moved a bit to the east. Now there a 3 German states that call themselves "Saxony" (Lower Saxony, Saxony and Saxony-Anhalt) so the Finns aren't completely wrong.

*Laughs in czech* (The czech word for germany is "Ňemecko" )

**laughs in English** HAHA THE ENGLISH WORD FOR GERMANY IS G E R M A N Y WOW WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED

But Denmark doesnt exist

@@friedrichwilhelmviktoralbe349 it's still better then you

@@Damiencat114 how do you say it (too lazy to search).