“Now because I don’t sleep...” and “I’ve been around for a very long time...the Tudors thought I was immensely modern” I think that’s all the proof we need. Vampire Lord Maclean here to mesmerize us all with his cosmetic sorcery
bye bye every time I watch him I fall asleep. Last I remember he was contouring then I woke up at 17:00. I was like damnit lol. He literally knocks me out.
Your vocabulary is unlike any other makeup influencer on RU-vid. You sound more educated and use terms other than just “pigmented” like most A-list makeup gurus on RU-vid
@@apseudonym and that's probably because their prime minister and government actually value education and see the importance of funding public education unlike the US.
@@apseudonym isn't it sad that highways, most infrastructures, hospitals and hydroelectric dams (aka the greatest invention of modern day humans) are funded by us, the taxpayers (aka socialism) but once they put education in that same category 'socialism' becomes a bad word?? people are as scared of socialism as they are scared of communism like they're the same thing 🙄 and fail to realize how much socialism we already have in the US. oh and the fact that most of the people that complain about socialism are quite a bit older and I'm sure they are loving their social security checks!! something i highly doubt anyone born after 1980 will ever see!!! ugh now I'm all worked up 😂
Favorite John phrases from this video 1. "Uncouth" 2. "Pulls" or "pools" 3. "Quite stiff and hard" 4. "Quite simply" 5. "First of all" 6. "Massage" 7. "Seamlessness" 8. "Level with one another" 9. "Estimating" 10. "I don't sleep" 11. "Very frightfully dab it"
Oh Lord... The humour transpiring from this video is off the charts. Absolutely hysterical but in a twisted composed way, seriously made me laugh so hard 😂
Naomi PR if you are lulled into a relaxed mood (due to his seamlessly buttery voice), you almost miss these subtle hilarities John adds in. I often find myself going back thinking: wait, wut?!?! I love his sense of humor.
I steadfastly aspired to cogitate that in fact John does Reed our comments when he is not not sleeping. It gives me great pleasure to imagine John think enough of us 2 take a look at the comments because and some case as in mine that is all we have. But that is more than enough because if we have that we also have Lord John.
I don't understand why john doesn't have a lot more subscribers. He is a very great you tuber and makeup artist. A lot more people need to discover him. I absolutely adore watching him.
Probably because he doesn't trend chase and there's not a huge variety to his looks. But I prefer this to millions of girlies screeching "I got it" and hold whatever the trend product of the week is into the camera. It gets real old
Hi John it is fascinating how you do your brows. You should do a full brow tutorial on how to. I help women learn how to put on brows after they go through their cancer treatments. A video like this would be very helpful - love all your techniques.
Why do you insist on calling your lips misshapen?! They are elegant with just a hint of naughty humor. They are a perfect portrait of you in your vids: elegance, with some subtle humor unexpectedly interjected.
I finally realized who John reminded me of - Alice from the "Madness returns". Oh god, not only they have similar facial features, but she even speaks in that elegant 1800's manner.
I must say that i've been practicing the lip correction technique you shared in one of your past videos, and...i was finally able to leave the house with simetric lips. Right on time for my university class graduation ceremony. Thank you. Your sense of humour is 10/10.
I'm definitely going to try mac spice along with my charlotte tilbury pillow talk, roll on payday. It's a colour palatte I love. Hope it looks half as good on me.
I have said it before and I shall say it again. The Dark Lord Maclean has the very best of people in his comments. All positivity and Love, as the way it should be. We Love you Lord Maclean. Xoxo
As an absolute novice when it comes to make-up and what works for my face, you have no idea how thrilled I was when you used liner and chapstick!! I’ve done that for years! So happy to share that trick with you!
I stumbled on your channel a few weeks ago and I'm literally enchanted: you're such an ethereal person, yet with your feet on the ground and in peace with everything sorrounding you and that's why it seems as if you were talking directly to every single soul of ours and I cannot help smiling whilst listening to you. May your biggest dreams come true and may the strength to pursue them be always within you! Thanks for sharing yourself with us! Lots of love from Italy
Your voice is so calm and soothing and I really enjoy listening to you. I'm not even into make up that much, but you could just read the ingredients of all the products you use and I would enjoy listening to it, haha.
What I wouldn’t give to come to John’s meet/greet in England! I’m in the US. But if it were possible, I’d do it in a heartbeat! It’s the ONLY person I’ve EVER felt I wanted to meet personally (besides Emily Noel).
So far he was being so subtle with the jokes about his supposed immortality until now. 😂. Love the refinement of his tutorials they really help me to get a better idea of what I want to achieve when I have to go to work or special occasions
John, have you ever put thought into producing your own brush collection? Your vast knowledge of natural and synthetic brushes places you in a wonderful position to create your own line.
Sam true but I thought he’d take it as oh she didn’t fall asleep because I was boring but because I have a soothing voice 😂 (idk I could’ve worded it better)
I absolutely adore each and every video I've had the time to see. Not only do I learn new techniques to try, but I love and absolutely cherish the depth of the vocabulary you use; as its not every day that you encounter someone with such an expansive and unique way of using words most people that run about RU-vid probably haven't heard used before. I would give anything to live on that side of the ocean, to partake in your masterclass would be fantastic and an opportunity to meet you in person is now officially on my bucket list. I wish and hope for nothing but success and happiness. I look forward to attempting these techniques you've shared today and with any luck I'll have some success. I'll go back and watch your past films to learn more as well as tide myself over until your next film. ❤️🤟
Like Lord John, I too live in England but sadly I have yet to bump into and meet John. I do wonder why many of my American cousins seem to believe that all English people have met the Queen. We haven't and quite frankly who would want to associate with such a dull, uncultured being when there are beings like Lord John in existence?
I’ve had a headache all day long. It still persists. This is what I need. This vid, John’s soothing voice. Him saying the word seamless. Thank you, John. Warm hug from the Caribbean.
Very insightful and knowledgeable for such a young being. I myself happen to be 42,000 years old and have preferred this as my everyday look as well. I do embrace your message of refinement as I find it elegant and enchanting. Blessed be...
Well, try being 'Timeless'! It's a non stop round of, well, absolutely everything really. I do get a little fatigued every 10,000 years or so - and I do find I definitely need more eye cream these days!! X
Honestly? please do story time in the future. i am sure you got fascinating stories to share and listening to your voice , would fix everyone's day. Much Love.
We need more of McLean! His whole face expression lights up when he slips into story telling , little snippets between his tutorials. I want more of it :D
I really enjoy your videos. They are so insightful and your beautiful use of the english language makes it even more so. You have definitely set the standard for beauty videos that I have yet to see any beauty guru has to surpass. Keep it going John, we love yo so muuuuch! x
Educational* (Well, your comment comment kind of insulates you enjoy learning). I think John might be having a lie in, I don't think he's posted on RU-vid for many months. Which, being s new subscriber, is highly disappointing and distressing.
Thank you so much. You are so beautiful. I just love to watch your videos and to hear you speak so eloquently. This is exactly how I prep my face for work. I dislike heavy makeup. I prefer very light liquid makeup that colour corrects my skin. I’m horrible with shadows so I prime my eyelids and apply a light shimmer shadow and mascara. I use the chapstick with liner or I go for hard candy gloss alone. I just started using Elf’s baked highlighter and I dab a small amount on my cheeks. No blush. I have perfect eyebrows and all I do is comb them. Thanks for your tips!