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00:00 George's only hope. (From S3E16: 'The Fix-Up')
00:33 Intro
00:38 George pours merlot for his cousin. (From S9E5: 'The Junk Mail')
01:26 George gives Steinbrenner a taste of calzone. (From S7E20: 'The Calzone')
02:10 George, the perfect gentleman. (From S6E6: 'The Gymnast)
02:55 George thrives on a double date. (From S5E9: 'The Masseuse')
04:16 George dips the way he wants to dip. (From S4E19: 'The Implant')
05:16 George gets a jump on the canapés. (From S8E4: 'The Little Kicks')
05:58 George orders from the soup nazi. (From S7E6: 'The Soup Nazi')
06:47 George introduces food into his love-making. (From S9E4: 'The Blood')
07:58 George orders the opposite. (From S5E22: 'The Opposite')
10:56 George and the ice cream. (From S5E6: 'The Lip Reader')
11:42 George doesn't drink wine, he likes pepsi. (From S5E13: 'The Dinner Party')
13:29 George is compared to rissoto. (From S5E1: 'The Mango')
14:58 George eats his Snickers with a knife and fork. (From S6E3: 'The Pledge Drive')
15:47 George waits for a call (From S2E11: 'The Chinese Restaurant')
17:18 George orders from the vending machine (From S9E11: 'The Dealership')
19:19 George brings an outside cucumber. (From S2E8: 'The Heart Attack')
21:23 George leaves a tip. (From S7E20: 'The Calzone')
21:57 George paid for lunch. (From S6E2: 'The Big Salad')
23:16 George cooks breakfast. (From S5E21: 'The Hamptons')
24:31 George makes sandwiches. (From S5E12: 'The Stall')
26:49 George catches a loaf. (From S7E11: 'The Rye')
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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@Sa199_
@Sa199_ 24 дня назад
"So hopelessness is the key." "It's my only hope." 😂
@damienwilloughby
@damienwilloughby 23 дня назад
🤣
@tokenblack7983
@tokenblack7983 22 дня назад
Such good writing. Like no other
@sitdowndogbreath
@sitdowndogbreath 19 дней назад
And here we are today
@sal4992
@sal4992 24 дня назад
Honestly, they are all terrific actors but George is the reason why I watch this show. Unbelievable performance. Fits the act so perfectly.
@jumahbrady670
@jumahbrady670 19 дней назад
Facts 💯
@ZizaDlamini
@ZizaDlamini 14 дней назад
He is fantastic ❤
@Quadrupliplex
@Quadrupliplex 7 дней назад
yes, George is the best character and his issues always tie all the others together. he is also, essentially, the proxy for Larry David.
@mostdefrecords4334
@mostdefrecords4334 4 дня назад
Thats his life Short bald headed jew😂
@brickforge1284
@brickforge1284 24 дня назад
George Costanza is one of the most relatable and legendary sitcom characters ever, Jason deserved some award for that.
@B1astFriend
@B1astFriend 10 дней назад
i think he won something. lol
@rufusray
@rufusray 8 дней назад
Im not sure about other awards, but he is in fact the only cast member to never win an emmy, though he was nominated 7 or 8 times. Michael Richard's won the most Emmys of the 4 main cast members.
@brickforge1284
@brickforge1284 8 дней назад
@@rufusray Jason won some sag awards but he deserved some Emmy recognition, Michael Richards also was terrific and deserved his own emmys
@DhooomKetu
@DhooomKetu 24 дня назад
George is an icon . The more you grow more you relate to him 😂
@edwardburch7939
@edwardburch7939 10 дней назад
So we are all a little Larry David inside of us
@jaya1000
@jaya1000 3 дня назад
Everyone wishes they were kramer. Unemployed yet self sufficient. But in reality we are George paying 2300/mo for a 1 bedroom apartment making 60k/yr
@LuluRay77
@LuluRay77 23 дня назад
Wait .. iv never never noticed, right before George eats out of the trash, Mrs. Enright asks him if he wants any FOOD ..and he says no 😂😂😂
@89cgil
@89cgil 22 дня назад
“Take one dip, and END IT”!!
@cygnustsp
@cygnustsp 20 дней назад
One of Jerry's favorite lines from the show
@user-ol9qz1vm7z
@user-ol9qz1vm7z 7 дней назад
The best!
@user-ol9qz1vm7z
@user-ol9qz1vm7z 7 дней назад
Or the outside cucumber
@inncogneato6341
@inncogneato6341 18 дней назад
‘No. I feel full after the risotto.’
@HARBRINGERZERO
@HARBRINGERZERO 23 дня назад
“Big Stein wants a little taste.” I always loved when George Steinbrenner was onscreen. 🤣
@raymondliang7
@raymondliang7 21 день назад
"Nothing more satisfying after a meal than looking down and just seeing the table."
@StarkIller-df7gw
@StarkIller-df7gw 8 дней назад
George Steinbrenner was hilarious! All the boss's George & Elaine have are hilarious! 😂
@Froghorn_
@Froghorn_ 24 дня назад
“Well I’m sorry, Timmy….”
@JamieJamz
@JamieJamz 24 дня назад
I need a gortex jacket for my Minnesota winters 😂
@alexshank1414
@alexshank1414 24 дня назад
Where’s George’s Kung Pao Chicken? You know he likes his chicken spicy.
@user-ue4rd1mf1v
@user-ue4rd1mf1v 24 дня назад
George is gettin upset!
@StarkIller-df7gw
@StarkIller-df7gw 8 дней назад
George likes his chicken spicy! 😂
@kevintamas7164
@kevintamas7164 24 дня назад
The Double Dip Timmy, a legend!!!
@TheStuport
@TheStuport 24 дня назад
One of the Greatest George Moments for me is when he navigates that Eclair to his yapper...then he is suddenly busted by Mrs. Enright! 🤣🤣🤣
@rickleitch1036
@rickleitch1036 24 дня назад
Priceless
@sexhaver420
@sexhaver420 24 дня назад
Beautifully said
@Turfsurfer62
@Turfsurfer62 23 дня назад
The “hovering” eclair! Awesome episode
@TheStuport
@TheStuport 23 дня назад
@@Turfsurfer62 "above the rim" 🤣
@Turfsurfer62
@Turfsurfer62 23 дня назад
@@TheStuport 😂
@Sacred_Fire
@Sacred_Fire 24 дня назад
I like "George likes his chicken spicey."
@walterfristoe4643
@walterfristoe4643 24 дня назад
George is one of those people who just can't win for losing! 🤣
@spiegeltn
@spiegeltn 24 дня назад
Yeah, and I want a calzone now. 😏
@ceave
@ceave 24 дня назад
But you had to have the BIG SALAD
@vantheman1238
@vantheman1238 19 дней назад
Seinfeld, The Opposite one of the finest comedy shows of all time. Genius.
@antakalipa
@antakalipa 24 дня назад
Timmy was right, you can't double dip. 😂😂😂 George was arrogant.
@toxictacticalfanboi
@toxictacticalfanboi 24 дня назад
The only exception to double dipping is if it’s your own dip and not sharing. Otherwise Timmy is 💯 right 🤣
@mikeonthecomputer
@mikeonthecomputer 24 дня назад
@@toxictacticalfanboi MythBusters had an episode on it, growing cultures after the fact. Timmy was wrong. George is right.
@DrJ-hx7wv
@DrJ-hx7wv 24 дня назад
Look at the look on Timmy's face even before GC double dipped. He was looking for trouble.
@JaxRiley
@JaxRiley 23 дня назад
I really don't see the problem if you break the chip with your teeth so there's really no point of contact with your mouth, or if you turn the chip around. Y'all are germaphobes these days 😂
@That-Will-Do-It
@That-Will-Do-It 19 дней назад
​​@@JaxRiley Ive always felt that turning the chip around is good around family. Friends, acquaintances, and or strangers though? I wouldn't risk it. You never know how one might react or if people start talking about you behind your back because of it, even if its not all that weird. People like to make a big deal out of things.
@josemaria8177
@josemaria8177 24 дня назад
The best advice when dining chez George is to remember to always refuse an eclair, never forget to eat the marble rye and to always check your scrambled eggs for lobster
@Cookieboy70
@Cookieboy70 24 дня назад
Also, make sure the chicken is spicy. Cookieboy70 likes his chicken spicy.
@MrAnimeFights
@MrAnimeFights 24 дня назад
And whatever you do, never ever order the pastrami on rye with mustard
@olddirtybasterd-ex2vb
@olddirtybasterd-ex2vb День назад
The only thing you really need to remember; never allow food in the bedroom.
@Unknown-ow5xy
@Unknown-ow5xy 24 дня назад
This guy is a hero he standing up to protect bowl for all of us from double dipper George.
@rattus3102
@rattus3102 23 дня назад
😂😂
@sitdowndogbreath
@sitdowndogbreath 19 дней назад
Nah just an Irish guy looking for a fight
@steefvanburen7985
@steefvanburen7985 5 дней назад
George is a Hero in the world of double dippers. So you better watch out, before we double dip you!
@James-uz3sg
@James-uz3sg 24 дня назад
I’ve always appreciated that they made George a gavone when it comes to eating.
@matt8264
@matt8264 24 дня назад
Only a New Yorker would get that comment.
@DrJ-hx7wv
@DrJ-hx7wv 24 дня назад
​@@matt8264Jersey too.
@SoFloCo-ne4rk
@SoFloCo-ne4rk 24 дня назад
He was just hungry.
@montechemalehman9481
@montechemalehman9481 22 дня назад
No soup for you 😂
@kathrynbillinghurst188
@kathrynbillinghurst188 24 дня назад
“Just take one ☝️ dip and END IT!!” 😝
@rattus3102
@rattus3102 23 дня назад
The only exception is when you have your own dipping bowl! 😂
@dwainehiggins4451
@dwainehiggins4451 24 дня назад
Timmy needs another episode!
@maryann3866
@maryann3866 23 дня назад
The double dip... 😅😅
@POPLSEV7
@POPLSEV7 24 дня назад
George is the best🤣💯👍
@marialaura9671
@marialaura9671 24 дня назад
I love George! 😂😂😂
@lori25hu
@lori25hu 24 дня назад
George being George Can’t stand YAAAAA !!!
@jeremytung1632
@jeremytung1632 16 дней назад
Should have called this compilation “get Pepsi’d and dined with George” because there’s no way wine is better than Pepsi.
@abcdefgh4404
@abcdefgh4404 24 дня назад
Please make one of Kramer eating fruits during the seasons 😂😂😂
@phillysportsmedia2825
@phillysportsmedia2825 24 дня назад
I gotta agree with George on this one, you gotta bring something each time you are invited to a party unless it’s birthday party. You invited us we are not hosting you at you’re house
@PokeBowl82
@PokeBowl82 24 дня назад
"Good for the tuna ... 😒" .. haha, it never gets old 🤣
@shareofmoney
@shareofmoney 24 дня назад
Deep down inside, George Costanza is all of us. 😂
@gaitero1983
@gaitero1983 16 дней назад
No than deep brother 😅😅
@uberpwner48
@uberpwner48 15 дней назад
@ our lowest.
@alexatrianta272
@alexatrianta272 21 день назад
George is enjoyably hilarious !!! 🎊
@5xchamps269
@5xchamps269 24 дня назад
"The Pastrami scene"
@JohnSmith-tk7nt
@JohnSmith-tk7nt 20 дней назад
"Y'know, pastrami is the most sensual of the salted, cured meats." I say this every time my wife and I start to get familiar 😅
@StarkIller-df7gw
@StarkIller-df7gw 8 дней назад
😂🤣😂
@alia1413
@alia1413 18 дней назад
2:18 The fastest transition from being a gentleman to a bum 😂😂
@jaya1000
@jaya1000 3 дня назад
It was hovering, like an angel!
@aussie8114
@aussie8114 20 дней назад
George is like the successful version of me 😅
@markuse3472
@markuse3472 23 дня назад
Thirteen (13) hours on RU-vid and Forty Seven Thousand (47K) views already! The best and funniest sitcom ever.
@beani24329
@beani24329 14 дней назад
George with Tony. He was in love with him 😂
@jaya1000
@jaya1000 3 дня назад
He asked him out on a date to go bowling
@bcvc3365
@bcvc3365 24 дня назад
I ❤ George
@HauntedDoll-tb4iw
@HauntedDoll-tb4iw 24 дня назад
i think this is smart, showing us the clips and giving us the Season and Episodes and title like that
@ericfontaine2145
@ericfontaine2145 15 дней назад
Amongst the greatest TV sitcoms of all time and definitely 1 of my top 3.
@uneedtherapy42
@uneedtherapy42 24 дня назад
I am George You are George We are all George
@MK8Klexify
@MK8Klexify 24 дня назад
George never learns his lessons Just like Larry David😂
@Drew-bc7zj
@Drew-bc7zj 24 дня назад
13:30 *Lisa Edelstein* 😻
@MarcoSpeaksNadsat
@MarcoSpeaksNadsat 24 дня назад
Jerry dated Stifler's mom.
@cityhawk
@cityhawk 19 дней назад
He pretty much dated everyone’s mom. I’m here all weekend. Don’t forget to tip your waitress.
@rattus3102
@rattus3102 23 дня назад
Timmy is an annoying guy, but he's right about that: You DON'T double-dip!
@user-px8lx9dp6h
@user-px8lx9dp6h 20 дней назад
George 🥶 wearing gortex gear is hilarious 😂!!!
@irfankhan2378
@irfankhan2378 19 дней назад
You are pushing your luck little man 😅
@EZZMONEY
@EZZMONEY 24 дня назад
Everything that comes out of Costanza's mouth has hopeless, apathetic, pessimistic Larry David all over it 🤣
@carlmorris1959
@carlmorris1959 24 дня назад
I love to watch George eat!!! Lol
@Whoeverwhateverwhenever
@Whoeverwhateverwhenever 24 дня назад
Awesome video! Please make longer videos, like this one, instead of short ones 🙂
@brickforge1284
@brickforge1284 24 дня назад
What’s the deal with these videos?
@OCX600RR
@OCX600RR 24 дня назад
@@brickforge1284 And why are they usually all so short?!
@brickforge1284
@brickforge1284 24 дня назад
@@OCX600RR george is getting upset
@dwainehiggins4451
@dwainehiggins4451 24 дня назад
The longer versions are called the episodes. They’re available for purchase 😬😬
@OCX600RR
@OCX600RR 24 дня назад
@@dwainehiggins4451 Well aren't you something!
@heavenlywells3818
@heavenlywells3818 24 дня назад
Love you George 💞 but 🍷 is better than Pepsi 😊
@sincerelystefanie.
@sincerelystefanie. 13 дней назад
“You know, we’re living in a society!” Classic!
@funkyboodah
@funkyboodah 24 дня назад
janice was in seinfeld????
@kurt6410
@kurt6410 24 дня назад
They say ostrich has less fat but you eat more of it
@ColKurtzknew
@ColKurtzknew 8 дней назад
This entire montage is breathtaking.
@OCX600RR
@OCX600RR 24 дня назад
...Schnitzers
@carpe996
@carpe996 4 дня назад
That look back after Victoria says " Hi ! " is classic
@timetowakeup6302
@timetowakeup6302 24 дня назад
“Mrs. Enwright! Mrs. Enwright!!!!!” 😂
@geeky_gunner
@geeky_gunner 24 дня назад
How Jason Alexander didn't back it massive is beyond me. Such a talented actor.
@jonvia
@jonvia 24 дня назад
George likes his chicken spicy.
@kathrynbillinghurst188
@kathrynbillinghurst188 24 дня назад
I love 💕 these longer uploads! Great value…thanx heaps! 💕✨😘🥊✨💕✨ 🫶
@cygnustsp
@cygnustsp 20 дней назад
11:05 a true gentleman, he takes his cap off to eat
@guguigugu
@guguigugu 24 дня назад
that looks a little light for a merlot
@SoFloCo-ne4rk
@SoFloCo-ne4rk 24 дня назад
Good eye. They always get that kind of thing wrong on TV shows. Probably a cheap Beaujolais.
@fernkenobi
@fernkenobi 24 дня назад
the "leaving a tip" scene at paisanos is so relatable, lmao.
@sauvvvy
@sauvvvy 22 дня назад
That soup Nazis but was just insane comedy, that kind of comic genius just doesn't exist again.. I mean how do you even come up with something like that
@bowwatson1983
@bowwatson1983 24 дня назад
Around 3:56 IS THAT JENNIFER COOLIDGE??? If so wheres her accent? 😮
@Yayokamikazetattoo
@Yayokamikazetattoo 23 дня назад
Goretex 😂😂😂
@johnniepiko
@johnniepiko 7 дней назад
"My name is George, I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents." 🤣
@shawndiebold
@shawndiebold 24 дня назад
Why do I get pesto? Why do I think I'll like it? I keep trying to like it, like I have to like it.
@bossfan49
@bossfan49 24 дня назад
Seattle. The "pesto" of cities!
@josepha3805
@josepha3805 13 дней назад
Pesto is in nowadays
@richarda4020
@richarda4020 6 дней назад
Wow. A masterclass in how to beat the great salmon run and tri! Amazing.
@cygnustsp
@cygnustsp 20 дней назад
11:33 Larry David?
@briancox9357
@briancox9357 23 дня назад
George should have stuck with Karen (Risotto). She was beautiful and smart and really into him.
@charthers8903
@charthers8903 19 дней назад
When you’re hopeless you don’t care, and when you don’t care that indifference makes you attractive - Who said there was nowhere to learn game in the 90s?
@jonas90.
@jonas90. 23 дня назад
George and food for me is: I'M AN EGGPLANT! 😂😂😂
@starseedswisdom3997
@starseedswisdom3997 9 дней назад
Schnizer's. Perfect ending.
@jaya1000
@jaya1000 3 дня назад
I feel full after the rizzoto
@jaymilo8425
@jaymilo8425 8 дней назад
Id like to think Cartman got his inspiration for feeding that kids parents to him feom George where he made the eggs with lobster...follow that up with Tony episode and how he turns his cap backwards 😂, its probably the biggest TV snub of all time that he didn't win an Emmy
@Glnn_n
@Glnn_n 15 дней назад
When he turns his head backwards 😂😂😂😂
@mkl5448
@mkl5448 16 дней назад
Without the George character, there isn't a show. It's just a fact.
@theheckwithit
@theheckwithit 24 дня назад
this channel is the Borko of Seinfeld
@bossfan49
@bossfan49 24 дня назад
Borko?
@DrJ-hx7wv
@DrJ-hx7wv 24 дня назад
He's a Serbian RU-vidr who's been posting Sopranos clips for a few years. You can watch the whole series in clip form.
@memy4460
@memy4460 10 дней назад
Ohhhhh. Myyyy. Goood.
@edw1n-z
@edw1n-z 23 дня назад
14:10 its cuddy!
@stephenb2276
@stephenb2276 9 дней назад
Get wined and dined by George part II
@Metalgearray97
@Metalgearray97 24 дня назад
My biggest question is why would he eat out of the trash? 💀 top was closed and all so there must be germs and bacteria all over it
@bossfan49
@bossfan49 24 дня назад
What kind of filth do you live in?
@rattus3102
@rattus3102 23 дня назад
I've wondered that for years too! 🤔 It's not like he needs to eat out of trash cans....😝
@champawattieramgopal3328
@champawattieramgopal3328 11 дней назад
I Love george
@Nueztoy
@Nueztoy 24 дня назад
4:58 Wait. Is that Jerry laughng?
@bossfan49
@bossfan49 24 дня назад
Sounds just like him.
@Frookie11
@Frookie11 19 дней назад
Now I want an eclair z🤔
@alexd9134
@alexd9134 23 дня назад
George's dark haired girlfriend looks incredible
@Turfsurfer62
@Turfsurfer62 23 дня назад
If you believe it…. It’s not a lie …
@deloevans9122
@deloevans9122 17 дней назад
It’s gortext😂
@user-et6pj4db9s
@user-et6pj4db9s 23 дня назад
I always noticed Jason made George an absolute pig at the dinner table. Anytime you see him eating he's gluttonous, stuffing food endlessly into his gob.
@ncapone87
@ncapone87 23 дня назад
Hey buddy, there's a new invention. It's called a napkin
@conradsieber7883
@conradsieber7883 21 день назад
"just take one dip and end it"
@What_is_wrong_with_this_world
@What_is_wrong_with_this_world 24 дня назад
Hopelessnes, Georges only hope. Lol
@rufusray
@rufusray 8 дней назад
Its funny to think of all places the soup notsi went to argentina after closing his shop, considering the history of actual notsis doing the same after the fall of the reich. Many of them did exactly that.
@FantometteBR
@FantometteBR 23 дня назад
Being stocky has its perks you know
@LachlanFarah
@LachlanFarah 24 дня назад
Pepsi and dine *
@vgcf86
@vgcf86 24 дня назад
power kramer
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