getting brutally run over in my summer car 

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The fact that Martin approves a song that goes and I quote as closely as I can "Run away with shit in your trousers" Is hilarious to me since he cant understand it at all.

Holy shit new Martin content to watch 7 times in a row

fun fact! you can, with a mod, force other NPC characters to get as drunk as you do whenever you get drunk. that means that, whenever someone donates and makes you so shitfaced drunk that your head does a 180 on the X axis, so does EVERY OTHER NPC! INCLUDING the drivers of EVERY Vehicle in motion as it happens. i tried it, and it is the most HILARIOUS shit lmfao! EDIT: some dude doubted me, so i want to make it clear that, the mod might exist, but i made the one i used myself. i wanted to see if me getting drunk in the game could be spread like an effect to every other NPC. it started with some that were just nearby, then it slowly evolved into where everyone became drunk. (even the Police officers lol) and it has evolved to where it is now, where it allows every NPC to become as drunk as the player whenever the player gets any sort of drunk, no matter how. i wont be sharing it with Martin for one simple reason: it isnt made to work with the Stream Effects, and i have no idea IF it would work with it, or if it would cause everything he has gotten set up to break, so i wont risk all that work being wasted just for a funny mod that COULD make it funnier. IF he insists, i can share it. but otherwise, he must either have his own version made, or go without.

The Finland debt is almost paid off, good job Mr frog. 👍

My son is gonna be watching this tomorrow. Like this comment so i can remind him to finally take out the trash.

Finland patch notes -added new measurement system using money (500$ left) -added goofcore as new in-game music -nerfed the train -buffed piss puddle size

18:14 My younger self's logic was... if I drive at the same pace as everyone else... I have to pay attention in ALL directions. But, if I'm driving faster than everyone else... I only have to focus on what's in front of me 😉

Frog from australia : posts at 12 AM (edit) australia time The humans in europe : *tired eyes*

23:34 The PTSD attack. "Obviously, stereotypes don't apply to everybody; There are reasons for those stereotypes existing, but there are also exceptions"

The sheer amount of stress and pain we have seen this man endure would probably be able to power the whole of finland for atleast a year

23:34 Soundsmith has infected Finland.

“Oh my god that’s 500$ of drunk” hammered guy My face when autocorrect

23:40 - my summer car stereotypes

the terraria jungle music is surprisingly fitting

The music at 23:35 makes me want to talk about some stereotypes

"thats a moose!" famous last words

23:33 SDOUND SMITH???"??? UNCLE DANE????!?

I just got flashbanged by the song at 23:37 was half expecting to hear something about Finnish stereotypes

4:28 Jungle. Underground Jungle. Hardmode. Turtles. Underground Jungle. Bulb. Bulb. Bulb.

19:56 This house would smell so bad the land within a 5 mile radius would have to be condemned

egg The head gasket is a big deal because it can warp the heads leaking more coolant into the oil which will completely fuck up the way your engine runs.

1:42 damn that rollover was brutal

Martin: Starts stream Also Martin: *KICKS CAR*

19:08 The "lobotomy flute" is actually a single persons voice. Throat singing is dope!

Martin never fails to fill me up with his creamy content

When mart went “DWARF!” I instantly thought of Deep Rock Galactic Rock and Stone! (Referencing 23:59) (Thanks nickzinner)

4:50 holy shit the Terraria Jungle Music bringing me back.

“Enough controllers to last one whole round of siege!” Jesus that one made me stupid laugh at 2am

18:54 thats not a flute, its Tuvan throat singing (specifically Sygyt style)!

7:45 having the song from piku niku called "free money" playing among all that noise is very fitting.

20:40 The reason you might never have heard this before is due to this phase of music only triggering when you’ve dealt enough damage to the Guardian in a short amount of time.

youtube: "new marctoncrocktonpunt video" me: yegh

See, Martin has been doing his duty to Finland, but he forgot the most important duty of all... Djibouti will remember this, Martin...

"Oh my god, that scared me!" 7:37 My brother in Christ, you activated it!!

Mart must add The Goofy goober Rock into the radio

9:20 Beer jumpscare

Martin casually spilling "the jar" all over his house floors

15:26 That was me that demanded it in chat, im so glad it got left in

5:06 probably the only time Truck-kun has killed someone unintentionally

"Staring at the the steam library more than actually using it," Im glad Im not the only one lol

The latter half of this stream rapidly descended into complete gibberish from both Mart and the chat

I always get the biggest smile when Mart uploads a new video. I just hope the kitty is featured again, I love whateverhisnameis.

“paskat housussa vaeltaa” -some drunk finnish man in the 90’s

21:20 He’s entered the U n i t y V o i d

Mart slowly losing his mind, meanwhile the Animal Crossing in the background is vibing.

The thumbnail is the schoolchild running from my Ford F150 (I’m blasting free bird)

i’m loving the uploads from MySummerCarLIVE

i will say this the state of your car is amazing through out all the summer car videos i've watched your car looks like it came straight out of wreckfest's early beta car physics to point of making cars look like actual bricks of scrap metal. well done my good sir.

Martin’s ads are the only ones I’ll actually go back and watch a second time…I can’t lie the edits are just sooooo good

18:37 "you look like a fruit and not like an homosexual, I mean like a literal walking fruit" "..." "EGGPLANT"👉

18:43 i thought i could escape it but i can never escape buff tf2 mercs

Im here son.

Damn Finland do be having good music tho 🎶 🎵 💯

I cant stop rewatching these genuienly

24:00 DWARFS MENTIONED??? CAN I GET A ROCK AND STONE!?

Brotha is digging me even deeper and ruining my sleep schedule even more I wake up in 5 hours 😭

martin somehow has the best sponsorship ads on the platform

God I love this series. A weekly installment of my favorite War Criminal Frog, Martin "Cito" Pants, is all I've ever wanted in life.

Imagine if Martin finds out he’s been Ender’s Game’d and has actually been controlling a drunken demigod in Finland for the past few months

Remember kids if you try to leave Finland all there is for you is The Void

Today is my birthday 🥳

I am glad I've watched most of these livestreams. They've been quite entertaining.

Honestly, your ads are a highlight. Best in town

That sponsored segment at 2.0 speed tho 🤌🏼

19:28 so I'm playing Tears of the Kingdom as I had this video in the background. And despite me knowing that there aren't any Guardians in the game, this still sent me into a state of fight or flight where I looked around in a panic, only to realize that is was just coming from the vid.

I just got off a pretty hard shift at work, and this is the PERFECT video to enjoy with my dinner.

It's really interesting to hear a Soundsmith song in a Martincitopants video 23:32

whats the sound effect/song at 18:48

Monkr

I was looking for you yesterday. I mustve summoned you, MORE MARTIN CONTENT WOO

i just got home from the store and school (school normally gets out at 3:15 est and i just got home at 9:20 est) i got some nice food and i was wondering what video i should watch and what do i see in my recomended? the funny frog man. thank you mart for making this day 100x better.

Hello my new here

Hi

truly a good weekly upload

Dude you’re the perfect person to watch while driunk

Martin you are probably the funniest montage RU-vidrs I appreciate your work😂

Banger of a video, wasnt expecting My Summer Car Stereotypes

Watching it live and then watching the video of the live stream a month later is like watching the same ship sink twice.

You got to give the man probs for keeping the integrity. As a fan I honestly would have written the whole thing off he decided not to complete the mileage. The fact that he's been at this now for what is it 6 weeks? I could be wrong. We really shows his integrity and he is a better man than me.

only youtuber where i dont skip the ad time! even the ads are hilarious if done by Martin! XD

You are the only RU-vidr who's sponsor section I never skip

12:11 - I see you Nini Fox. Lyrics to Cake - the Distance. Great running song.

Literally the only in vid ads I'll watch

Theres just something about seeing mart fucking pissing everywhere and i love it.

Watching this while driving is a whole new level

I like how chat is going at a relatively normal pace and then as soon as egg starts showing up it just goes ballistic

when you piss so much you break the fabric of reality

21:12 Dogs do be jealous of seeing all that territory!

this made my day better

Whoever edited this one, cheers. Appreciate the Terraria background music 🔥🔥

Mart makes so much money from his suffering, he’s a truly great FROG entrepreneur

As a music major I have the power of the nerd in me to note that that was not a flute but In fact a recording of polyphonic singing

The best part of this video is mart during the sponsorship. Bro is on fire.

This has been the most consistent you've been in a set period of past time.

absolutely amazing idea to add into the 6000km drive: make it so that every donation also adds the exact same amount (in marks) to your money in my summer car (if at all possible), that way you will never run out of money for the duration of the drive, even if you already have enough money in the game! GENIUS!

Hearing the Underground Jungle theme at 4:30 after being pegged by infernum Plantera hits different

Man i chocked at the FBI bit in the ad, lmao so true

Bro the ad is downright the funniest part of the video

Here in texas our bad drives are those who can not merge. The trucks who have to do 100 at minimum or semi trucks who ether do 100 down the highway, or do 30 down the highway there is no inbetween and there determined to block all lanes of traffic