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Imagine being a citizen in this country ruled by an oppressive totalitarian government and in just over 12 hours an insane man with a wingsuit destroys the whole thing, and has spare time to pick up cool rocks and steal one of every vehicle in the country
"what a horrible day at work, I should go to bed" > Wakes up "Honey! Wake up! Some guy in a wingsuit just overthrew the government! What are we going to do?!"
I've never gotten into speed running, and have only seen a few speed runs of other games, but I had no idea just how much effort and suffering goes into one. Nothing but respect to you for making it back up to first place.
@@noskalborg723 "doing an important mission? Well; you better DROP THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW and CHOP THAT VEHICLE; ON THE SPOT! YOU HEARD RIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, .... that's the hardest vehicle to find. You heard right, that rinky dink tike of a vehicle. could possibly never be seen for several if not hundreds of hours."
This man already beat the record, but did it again on stream, just to flex at the end at this video that he had a better time already. I love this dood
22:00 That's EXACTLY how I defeated that boss lol, and I didn't even know this bug was a thing. It completely turned me off how easy it was to destroy that helicopter
He didn’t add the part where someone said that he created this monster, mart then said that he did create the monster, the bonster if you will and the chat started spamming bonster
His speed record is so blazing fast, that he still stands in third place, only 3 minutes behind the second place to this very day. The guy who placed first did it a whole hour faster, but he didn't do it in a single continuous run.
"Nice to boat you" is one of those lines you find hilarious only after having your brain turned to mush by binging just cause 3 for 8 hours straight on a Saturday afternoon
This series, along with your factorio video, shows that your content is incredibly polished but still chaotic and hilarious while at the same time being informative of the actual game. One of the best creators on the entire site right now. Love it.
I’ve lost count on how many times I’ve rewatched these. You get a laugh out of me every time. And I will probably watch this again tomorrow. Too bad I missed the merch though. Would’ve loved to walk around with robot frog (wananana) T-shirt
New World Record :- Swedish player NordicRockhopper , 11 hours 26 minutes 16 seconds submitted a year ago Second place :- German player Sir_Ryu , 12 hours 30 minutes 46 seconds submitted 10 months ago
thank you mr. martin i read some scary shit, got scared and couldnt sleep, so i listen to you scream about boats for 20 min and fell right to sleep (love your stuff)
Smallqnt doesn't on WR attempts and plus his community is pretty respectful overall with not doing donos to often during streams at least the ones I saw
some do and some don't, but mainly they ignore it during WR attempts and only look at it during unskipable cutscenes and stuff like that which doesn't need their attention.
Mart got a donation from NORTH KOREA. There are very few people in NK that have unrestricted internet access. Mart very reasonably, could have gotten a donation from Kim Jong Un himself
Fell in love with the content recently and saw you had pretty cool merch then you said it was limited and I said to myself “oh cool maybe I can afford it” and then “o-oh it’s been nine months
I joined that stream at the beginning when he was starting, in the middle when he was flying around, another when I saw Greer spammed in the chat and the final time was when he was searching for the van.
I'll be completely honest: I would love to see you make videos about trying to do speedruns, even if you didn't get the record in them, if only because you'd make them really entertaining.
shame the war between Greer and boat didn't get more vid time, best stream i ever watched in my life. the puns chat pulled out to mind flood martin were legendary.
Can we talk about how at 17:36 Martin displays one percent of his true power by changing the color of his suit using sheer willpower within less than a second
I love how just to make a youtube video about speedrunning again, you inadvertently used a classic info sci problem called tsp ie the traveling salesperson problem. das pretty neat.
I remember telling him to drink water on that sea of Greer and boat. And he actually was like “don’t worry I will drink water I have some right here” I was surprised tbh.
If you do want to speedrun this again, the mechs GRIP can rip off armory doors, and the force pulse can open prison blocks if aimed correctly. Edit: I think the sea heist softlocks if you don't take out all the enemies in the lab.
Unironically, I have been interested in YT merch three times so far 1) Some cool Kurzgesagt stuff 2) Trash Taste Trash Bucket Mug 3) The robot frog. I unironically think it's cool
17:02 I almost broke down in tears when marto called in a mech to bring that boat to a garage because I spent 3 days trying to slide that boat down a hill to the ocean to get to the nearest garage. I did get it eventually, but now I just feel sad seeing it done so easily. All the pain I went through trying to get that boat unlocked could have been skipped with the mech. edit: I just remembered that I did it before the mech DLC came out
I did it with the massive like dump truck thing u find in the quarry’s and attempting to drag the boat along the road. Took me 4 hours for it to work without it exploding
I used the cargo truck, to no avail, I used the dump truck, to no avail, I eventually used a method of tethers to a helicopter, and slowly sliding it down the mountainside, until it eventually landed in the water
I kinda liked the challenge, tested your creativity b4 that mech dlc. I remember trying to somehow land the cargo plane then use this massive dump truck and then eventually this pretty big heli which finally worked. Was kinda funny thinking back
I was there for the stream and it was a blast, Between the in and out USB's tricking me all the time, the crazy donos and fun chat and the SUPREME content, It was well worth it. I've been having a rough time lately with personal life to this was a breath of fresh air.
i remember watching most of both streams and i was so invested in Martin's success that when he almost missed the drop on the final boss my heart threw itself into the center of the earth and then into space when the boss flipped to death. GG Martin.
Martin, drive a fast car when looking for cars. Flying makes the game spawn less cars but when in spawn zones just drive around. Making cars spawn in and out driving fast is the best way ive found
7:51 lmao imagine dropping off Rico's vehicles happy that your supporting a resistance figure that will help youbwinn the war then he just pulls you out of you play and you fall to your death.
it was pretty fun doing the speedrun against you! I was really exited when i beat you :) Good job on taking first place again though, defenitly deserve it!
I liked when a lot of the other US people woke up (~9am) and asking what was up with the clock at 0:00:00 and when it was starting/wtf are we doing like right after the run was over
Can you please make more content Ik it takes a lot of time to edit but I love these videos and iv been watching the just cause 3 video many times 10/10 hilarious your videos had me wheezing
"Good luck with the final boss." I said. "Nah I already took care of the final boss." he said :thinking: bold statement. lettuce see how this plays out. Pretty fast editing for such a long boy video. great quality. much funnee.
