Lol your girlfriend is broken she shouldn't be farting like that...😂... the last one sounded a little wet😬... but seriously that's some great advice I tell people that too and I've been married for 10 years
Met a nice girl, very religious, didn't want to have sex until marriage. Couldn't wait to put a ring on it. Had a small ceremony and rented a nice hotel room. Finally got down to consummating the marriage. Turns out she was a pile of ferrets in a trench coat the entire time. Gotta watch out for things like that.