Getting My Cat An Annoying Brother 

Your sponsor is what your cat does - he licks.

I want one of those cats.😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

THIS.

thats a little generous on the brain front

His brain is small be there is just so much eyes inside his head

@@elvenbugs it's entirely dedicated to food, pissing off his big brother and nearly getting himself unalived every 5 minutes.

@@neuswoesje590 still I’m gonna chalk it down to a .5%

The secret fourth type is cats that think they're dogs

Yeah... My cat doesn't really think... She schemes, she understands and comprehends, but she doesn't seem to contemplate much, aside from trying to figure out why the water jug glugs...

I have one of each

Mine thinks she's a dog, so what does that mean?

My cat thinks he's a cat but he's actually a human toddler in a cat onesie

And I love him

and when theres only one cat, they become both simultaneously

Can also confirm

As the owner of 2 cats, can also confirm

Yep! For my cats Ginger is majestic and Misty has no thoughts.

My older cat is a literal genius. I've taught him more tricks than your average dog knows, and he picks them up from anywhere to one for easy, two to three for medium, to three to five for really advanced tricks training sessions. It's nuts. He taught HIMSELF how to flush the toilet after seeing me do it TWICE. He's absurdly smart and he KNOWS it, and he wants you to KNOW he knows it. Meanwhile my younger one still hasn't figured out that the cleaning brush is not in fact out for his blood. And I love them both more than life itself.

My first cat is extraordinarily outgoing and cuddly and chill, and wants to be petted and adored. He’s a total scavenger, and will steal your food. He hasn’t met a cat food he doesn’t like, and he enjoys almost every human he meets. I have infinite cat-duvet-cuddle selfies on my phone. He’s my cuddlemonster and I love him. My second cat is chirpy, inquisitive, and constantly in the way. He doesn’t like being held or cuddled, and is completely terrified of every human who isn’t me or my husband, but he will happily sit on us so long as we don’t make him feel trapped. He only likes one variety of one brand of cat food - it has to be the extra fancy type made with recognizable chunks of chicken breast in broth. However, he will stick his whole face in any unattended beverage, and has been known to go for toilet or bath water if the opportunity arises. It’s seriously routine here to have baths interrupted by a chubby ginger cat who perches precariously on the edge of the bath and laps at the human-flavored water. He’s a freak and I love him.

my first cat is a curious, antisocial princess who prefers to observe rather than be interacted with. My second and third cats (adopted at the same time) are destructive, people loving gluttons who love bothering you

I don't think I've ever owned a particularly dumb cat. My family always had them in pairs and I feel like they'd alternate between street smarts and human smarts. Either they had really good survival skills or they learnt how best to get the humans to do it for them 😂

It could be circumstance but my first cat is an elegant little guy who cleans himself twice an hour and walks like a model, and my second is a little gremlin from off the street who eats anything in his reach

@@Silkenray If I close the bathroom door when I take a bath, my youngest cat will Just Know that that is what I am doing and will scream and attempt to claw her way through the door so that she can drink Hot People Soup. She is a very big cat with very little care for balance and has fallen in several times over the past four years, but this does not deter her. D:

pure empty space

just white noise

You better mean that lovingly

just pure Excitement

Which is kinda cursed. At least my cats have evil and pranks behind their eyes.

Ikr Koshekh somehow just looks like a cat and you almost have to look closely to realize he's bald since he's very smooth for a hairless cat, Kasper looks more like a sphinx cat than Koshekh who's the actual sphinx cat lol.

The older boys name is Koshekh????? Is he a cat named "cat"?

@@edwardhisse2687 yea

@@edwardhisse2687 he's named after the cat from Welcome to Night Vale

“a hand-me-down cat skin that’s slightly too big” that is??? amazingly accurate

balding...... Balding cat....... This is beautiful

Reminds me of double rex rats! Less streamlined process but they're so molty

goblin

“Born stupid stayed stupid” killed me 😂

It's obviously less than their birthday suit

It was inevitable.

@@TheBigAEC The prophecy must come true

We stan

@@LizLuvsCupcakes I follow the word of God

as she should!

This

I look at this animal, and somehow all I can think of is Donnie from the Wild Thornberries.

@@minanathans6005 YES

Hit the blep button.

@@tjenadonn6158 *youtube influencer voice* ...and remember to _smash_ that blep button if you like the -video- cat!

I need a time stamp please.

@@ameliorateepoch991710:38

@@ameliorateepoch9917 Late but 10:46

I've got one of each! My older (barely adult) black one thinks she's human is always harassing us for pets, follows us into the bathroom, and sits on shoulders, the younger black one (he's fluffy) just chills, and his (bio) brother is orange, both in the brain and the fur.

Kasper has never had a thought ever

I've heard tales of a rare fourth type of cat that thinks it's a dog

What about the cats that know they are cats but chooses to imitate their humans for shits and giggles?

I feel like I have been cheated out of this experience 😂 the older one appears a regal, sophisticated being but is really intensely dumb with no thoughts behind his eyes, the younger seems to be vaguely intelligent but with the friendliness of a dog. She loves everyone, all cats, all humans, and even doesn’t mind dogs and will cause chaos in her attempts to reach her goals. Even learn how to open doors. Needless to say, I’m more inclined to the opposite view

My older cat is the stupid one, but he was once the younger cat in the house with a distinguished cat.

The exception is barn cats they are all socially stupid and very smart in every other way

my sister's cats

My kitties, Celerity and Andersen, are bio siblings but they are rescues and we don't know which was born first. Celerity is definitely the smart one though, she knows how to open cabinets and will wait till you aren't looking then steal food off of your plate, plus she's a master of parkour. And Andersen is just constantly hungry.

a moment of screaming seems equally appropriate

@@trashvalley a moment of silent screaming to appreciate the choker shirt combo

a few moments of alternating pure silence with internalised screaming (both in joy and fear) is my preferred appreciative combo

perfect for a children's h- *gets shot*

Personally i like multiple moments of half silence half screaming but each to their own

Imagine listening to Night Vale and not being caught up, then seeing this xD The confusion.

​@@Chikorita2Chante I guess I assumed that anyone who still listens to wtnv at this point is invested enough to be caught up but yeah, most things in wtnv are confusing without context (or- to be honest- even *in* context)

@@C0SM1CPR1NC3 I know from experience that a lot of people binge nowadays, hehe. My partner and I recently watched them live and he was like "Wait, they have a kid?" 😂

​​@@Chikorita2Chante I'm going to the live show on Wednesday! I'm so excited and yes most people were like "they have a kid??" because THAT detail was only told to *one* audience member during the *last* liveshow they did, A Spy In The Desert, who got pulled up on stage and whispered to. It was only revealed to the podcast listeners almost 2 years later with an offhand comment about a babysitter, and since then they've gradually revealed bits about him in episodes. The liveshow recording also includes the secret, but again that's paywalled so a large chunk of listeners had the whole "wait,, a SON??" experience.

@@C0SM1CPR1NC3 It was so nice to see them live again, they haven't been here in a good while. The last couple tours didn't get here. As for the son part, I can only think: They sure made a weird community 😂💖

Omg this is so accurate lol.

theres no space in the head for brain, too much eye

I would normally say ‘the lights are on but nobody’s home’ but the lights aren’t even on at this point, and I think the ‘home’ in this metaphor wasn’t even built.

“The zoboomafoo lemur” 💀

omfg he does

CRYING YOURE RIGHT

I guess we now have Bingus and Fuzzy Bingus.

I was literally wondering if there was a 3rd cat

Lmao SAME

Do u know what they're called or where to get them ?

@@ashlynn1376 They were called the SureFeed Microchip Pet Feeder. Not cheap at all but it was the only way she could get the one cat to stop eating all of the other one's food

I have those for my cats. The kitten isn't chipped yet, but she will be next week. I've still had to go to silly lengths to keep the kitten out of the adult cat's food. You'd think I've never fed her once, she's so desperate for food.

I remember seeing these on Rachel and Jun's channel since one of their cats would try to eat all the food since he was a former stray and he didn't know/trust that he would be fed regularly now that he had a home.

if your cat is ratty though, these don't work. my cat broke into it after 30 minutes of having it out. He's SUPER food driven though and will undo zippers and get into tupperware containers to get at food though. He's the exception though, you'll know best for your cats.

yoss

She just has to give it a name not starting with K so the KKK won't be running around her home. 😅

omg i just googled them and they look like giant bats

Lykoi or a Peterbald! I have a PB, he is next level. He is like 90% ears.

@@LynnettesDowry or oriental shorthair

so true

My name is Kasper, and reading the comments has to be one of the most trippy experiences of my life.

@@Friendlyspectre You’re a himbo Kasper, we love you

@@0gammag0 Maybe it’s because I’m really tired, but the amount of gender euphoria I got from this is immaculate. Thanks, I’ll be riding this high for weeks :)

i have no idea why i wrote this like this actually

my cats like fighting a lot. They're siblings and just pounce on each other 💀

@@maggotsaysbork3846 mine are siblings too lol. its hilarious how much they act like a human brother and sister sometimes

@@bogwife7942 Yeah! Shfjds mine are like that too

bingeese

Hugo laps up that respect women juice

Imagine playing god with an already perfect animal and you end up with some miserable creature who can't enjoy the spring breeze without freezing. Sad

Mew-tosis

little green menaces schizogenesis