Getting Past Irish Immigration | Foil Arms and Hog 

That's because the answer to the Irish language question was "jaysus"

Nor do the detectives :) ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ydSNgr97gSY.html

Border Patrol? It’s Immigration Services.

He should still be able to understand "OK" if he brings up the topic. ^^

@@lexicornix7530 But since there are 32,000 dialects, he can't have learned them all right? XD

NO please! It would be a disaster

@@foilarmsandhog I thought it already was?

@@nirajankhadka0123 I live in the UK, I happily swap ... (there is always worse)

Oh man, the technical difficulties 😂

Hog for Taoiseach

That part made me laugh😂

I have a feeling the 32 might be more contentious than the 32,000...

Man this makes me want to come to Ireland, you'll recognize me by seeing me waving a Palestinian flag.

Lol, then Ireland and Italy have more in common than what we thought

Localized: "How many German speaking cantons are in Switzerland?" "17" "How many Swiss German dialects are in Switzerland?" "1700" No joke as well, like every village has its own dialect, sometimes even different quarters in the same city.

Thanks a thousand

@@foilarmsandhog surely you mean 'tanks a tousand'.

​@@thePronto Tʰanks a tʰousand

haha

something something ... both are still recovering from the same infection: a severe case of English colonialism.

@@recklessroges But one is underpopulated and the other is overpopulated.

I beg your pardon, 5 minutes past for india? Never knew of a domestic plane with less than 2h delay..only been in the south tho, that must be it🤣

@@yoironfistbro8128 even 190 years wasn't enough to curb our population 😅

Awww so lovely and so true!

Cheers pal, thanks for commenting

@@foilarmsandhog Thanks

I can't comprehend anything, its in irish

Ditto

That was Emman

Sounded like a Newfie or islander to me

So, despite being Catholics, they take the Lord’s name in vain.

😂 your spot on . He’s turning in to a culchie.

@@carlbirtles4518 Yeah, us atheists can't have any fun if everyone is doing it...

Especially in Northern Ireland they are trying to push the Irish Language in Catholic areas and just no-one gives a crap 🤣

Don't they call it Gaelic, not Irish

@@guicho271828 Gaeilge or Irish. The Scots speak Gaelic.

@@VenomousSpyro And in non denominational areas, I've a protestant unionist friend up there and his kids have to learn Irish in school. Imagine that, Irish people learning how to speak Irish in school, crazy isn't it 🙄

@@razormouth3414 Unbelievable! What next? The English learning English!?!?!?

I hear they're planning on it :)

YES, bring on fashionably dressed Russian and French ladies. Nothing against the Irish girls, but come on, the Russian and French know how to look good.

They have had a female guest star. She's a real lad.

May I suggest a collab with Aisling Bea ? Different style definitely but she’s fun

@@rupert7565 This is a great vid. I love it. Clisare’s participation was a very long time ago. Foil himself mentioned the problem of them not using female comedians when they brought other people in during the 2020 round up video.

Is this really a good idea? 😂

@@SamFAHntha it's a start XD

@@SamFAHntha have you literally made it your mission to reply to every comment on this video XD Not one comment have I seen without a reply from you haha

FAH really is a decently good education on Ireland. This one covers politics and policy pretty well.

​@@tigheb5412 Short answer....Yes. Long answer... The algorithm likes to promote/show videos that get more engagement....so....one week I told Arms on Facebook that I was going to beat him to RU-vid and steal his thunder by replying to comments. He replied "WE'LL SEE" and it was ON!!! It was so funny imagining him rushing to RU-vid and commenting as fast as he possibly could! I mean, I got the notifications...he was going FAST! Like every 5 - 10 seconds and I'm not even kidding hahaha! I was so touched when he thanked me for it and I'm so glad he could see what I was *actually* doing! - Which was driving the engagement babeh! (see Pun Doctor outro for context) I just thought I'd make it more fun by making it a competition hehe! Anyways, I had so much fun talking to everyone here, I did it again the next week and the week after that and the week after that hehe! It's no longer a battle/race, but it's still a lot of fun for me! I just really enjoy talking. Err uhh to people... So yeah! I'll be here every week as long as I'm able to! Hopefully I'm not annoying? Let me know if I am! You can be honest with me! It's very very difficult to offend me haha :) Thank you for reading my verbal diarrhea :D

Hahaha naaaaw! 😂

Sorry Cindy, but you'll have to switch to CSPAN2

Gosh that is so adorable!

Give the kitty a lil pet from me! I'd love a cat of my own but sadly I cant have one 😫

@@seyara1 allergies?

"We used to be ruled by a country much bigger than us, now we're ruled by one much smaller than us"

The Catholic Church has also been made the scapegoats for people's lack of responsibility like when handed thousands of babies born outside wedlock that the family wanted kept hidden at all costs.

Not all Irish are Catholics. I have Paternal Irish roots myself as they migrated from England to Ireland, and eventually to Newfoundland's Northwestern Avalon Peninsula area in the 18th century. In spite my Irish roots, I'm an Anglican and eventually a Salvationist.

@@HalifaxHercules4 centuries of colonialism 'll do that to you. I despite being English by birth am Catholic because of my Irish grandfather and half Irish grandmother. That my friend is what we call an ethnic Diaspora as a result of a government policy of ethnic cleansing.

@@seekingabsolution1907 That my friend, is one version of the story.

It must be magic right? How do we even know they're real? I'm convinced they're magic!

it has a hint of the old Two Ronnies Mastermind sketch, just pure quick-fire laughs.

It might be a Celtic thing. (My wife is from Brittany and she does the same.)

Part when you KNOW that your phone is 5 min early...so you cheat on it! I needed to ask my friend to change my clock some random minutes forward. I am early now, but don't know how early. And minus side is that people keep apologising to me constantly how late they are.

My bedroom clock is 5 minutes fast so your not alone 🙈

@@SatumainenOlento lmaooo this made me laugh out loud so hard on my own in my car🤣😂 Got a few stares 👀😅 "I am early now, but don't know how early" just gold👌😂 Gonna get a family member to do this for me🤪

I've always set my clocks about 10-15 mins fast. I'm of Irish descent and ADHD to boot.

The way we use English is as an expression of the Irish language which leads to a completely different form of English. It makes perfect sense to us because it is engrained in us culturally but "native" English speakers so to speak wouldn't understand quite a lot of it. It's quite interesting, look up hiberno-english

As a native Irish woman, I've always wondered why the craic only ever gets to 90 and not 100....would it be just too much craic as in 'Jez lads, we're taking the piss now with all this craic, rein werselves in a bit'

When I was in the US .... we used to talk about going for a Ride and looking for the Crack. Lol it didnt mean what the locals thought it did !

@@mmw4990 the one that absolutely baffled me was when I found out the phrase "to give out to someone" isn't commonly used outside Ireland! Like genuinely how tf is that the case!? It's such a natural part of our speech it's shocking nobidy else uses it. And not even any real equivalent, other than the likes of "to tell off someone" but that doesn't have nearly the tone giving out does.

@@muranichanain6027 don't be having notions of the craic being 100, you'd be getting ahead of yourself, lol

Cockroaches aren't native to Ireland, we all know about the absence of snakes. Australia has mighty creepy crawlies, animals that shit literal bricks (honestly, cubes, wtf you guys) and the whole country is trying to kill you, but sure, we have a special breed of landlord.

@@blindknitter I'm A Yank in the US and don't have any experience with what you're talking about. Got any stories?

@@insaneweasel1 Check out these guys video 'why you'll never buy a house in Ireland' for the low down. Basically mega rich bastards buy up all available property and price it out of the market for normal people.

@@insaneweasel1 landlords also refer to the English who took over Ireland and turned Irish people into tenants in their own country

@@blindknitter this is happening in Michigan also. Too many countries have the same problem with housing. We can’t let this keep happening…

Ah hopefully NZ 😁

This all made me lol but happy I don't live there any more sad to say but true

So Niall gets that and Harry gets the Pun Doctor??? Wow 🙄😂

I mean he is quite the snacc

I beg of you to stop thinking out loud. I'M A CHILD ANNIKA!!!! A 21 ONE YEAR OLD CHILD!!!! 😭😭👀😂😭😭

@@SamFAHntha no way you're younger than me, I thought you're like 25 or so😭😭

@@jakubondrus6064 Nope, I'm just here being myself, my 21stillclingingontomychildhood self haha. 22 in 21 days though if that helps?

@@SamFAHntha I'm still two years older hahaha, happy birthday in advance though and thanks for all the great episodes, love FAH!!

@@jakubondrus6064 Thank you so much!!!

Hahaha was a great touch! Too bad the Irish dance doesn't include arms in it....

Maybe stick to the west coast if you want to get the most out of it 😅 and also, Ireland has a bunch of dialects. What we speak down south versus what is spoken up north is soooo different. Crazy when you think how small the island is.

@@MissBlueEyeliner Ceart go leor

Cen fath?

Yeah, definitely concentrate on the west coast and the Gaeltacht areas in particular... stunning scenery as well, e.g the cliffs at Slieve League in West Donegal....very friendly people there as well...I would hate for you to come to Ireland and not get the benefit of all that hard work!

There's also an Irish language radio station, Raidio na Gaeltachta, which you might find useful...

Thanks for watching Sofia

O'Shits and O'Giggles!

Please stop tasting celebrities Laura 😂

@@SamFAHntha it's an addiction

@@hehemusicauthorfreak What about non-celebrities? Or are you allergic to the lower class as Foil said Arms was?

@@SamFAHntha Haha I have a very varied palette and open to all new flavours 🤣

@@hehemusicauthorfreak Not sure if I should praise you or be utterly disgusted. I'll always like you though, don't worry 😊 (not that you were ever worried 😆)

*Cert.

They're always welcome back in my opinion 🤩

Great, thanks Charlie

* well ventilated hugs *

@@SamFAHntha Thanks🥲😉

what is the normal weather ? Raining or sunny? Here, the west of Canada beats records of heat and is burning, in the east, we have not yet seen Summer. average temperature 15 Celcius

@@kieranquebec9466 Here wind and Rain for the past week, mini heat wave lasted 2 weeks max. Wind and mostly rain is the average summer here. That is normal weather. We are after all a small island in the north of the Atlantic.

I'm from the Southern US and this heat is going to be the death of me! Hearing about your nice, rainy weather has me seriously tempted to move to Ireland!

Agreed! Almost feels like Christmas every single week!

*insert Hog's you're great, give yourself a pat on the back gif*

I hope you've also taken notes on their 'How to Speak Dublin' vid! ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-OhdXJrGr1iM.html

@@benkellymoloney3070 absolutely! Got my ring binder filled with info! 😊 😃

@@stacy9538 You'll be grand so! You'll be sounding like a true native in no time at all!

According to the flag in the background, this one is the real one

According to the Guinness can, this one is flipped. Maybe they didn't have an Irish flag ready and had to use an Ivory Coast one? 😉

@@schattentaenzerin I spotted the Guinness can on a rewatch too! You'd think that the lads would know their flags by now. 😂

@@schattentaenzerin I completely forgot that there was a can of Guinness. And I also believed that they know what the Irish flag looks like.

Might have had to cut a joke about mixing up flags. 🤔 They did the wrong flag bit with facepaint before, so that's a possibility.

A Scottish mate told me once he loves global warming as Scotland finally has a summer. Lol. Poor Graeme.

@@chrissmith7669 💀

Tbh I expected the answer to be 2 days.

And Denmark 🌱😁

@@chrissmith7669 We're also not getting winters anymore. Here it is January 12th in New York City and so far, not a single snowflake this season. Edit: February 21st and we finally got a whopping 0.4 inch in the middle of the night a couple weeks ago. Still haven't personally observed a single flurry.

Thanks a mill

That's very understandable! Have you given any thought into what you're going to name your kingdom lately? 😃

Thanks pal!

@@SamFAHntha They've had sixty years of Queendom so.... Bit like asking why does Rory McIlroy not represent GB. Maybe because he's not from GB.

Yeah I can relate to that, brother

Love this comment!

I will wait not so patiently. You know, in the interest of balance.

@@SamFAHntha haha Sammie, you might not have much choice! 😆

Emman had the chance to redeem himself!

Looks A LOT like him, I agree 🤨🤔

Great actors!

Oh same, so much same! I'm not even tempted to look elsewhere haha

The outside light I think! Although, they sparkle literally everywhere!

My goodness Sumedha, I think I might have to lie down

@@SamFAHntha I totally didn't read your comment in a weird way, I totally didn't read your comment in a weird way....xD

@@SamFAHntha Ew, I don't want to know where all lads sparkle!

SamFAHntha, put down the glitter and step away from Foil Arms and Hog! 😜🤣

*insert Arms' mind blown gif*

THanks Imke!

Thanks Jace!

We have a few written!

@@foilarmsandhog I want to see a German one

@@foilarmsandhog I challenge you to do a swedish one without mentioning IKEA!

@@rex4229 But then people would complain that there was no IKEA jokes 😆

@@foilarmsandhog Yaaayyyyy!!!

Waiiiit for meeeee

@@SamFAHntha There will probably be a third time later today 😊!

@@naowenn6794 Awww yay! Let me know and we can watch it again at the same time hehe!

@@naowenn6794 Yes I'm aware of how little sense this makes 😂

@@SamFAHntha How about right now but for the second viewing because I was busy reading and laughing at the comments 😁

You'll feel very different if you do go back

Ohhh what a great start to the day! 💙

Nice! and this is a long comment, you must be putting off that first appointment...

@@SamFAHntha indeed! ☺️

@@foilarmsandhog 😄 no, there's no need to. But I could no longer wait until the evening to watch your sketches, so I started this tradition

Great lads

Hahaha awwww

I never laugh for that long.

I did not get that initially. Wondering why I had never heard of a river Darns before. And also how there was a serious response and then I read this. Thanks!

for me I'd say "bainim taitneamh as" which I'd translate to "I take enjoment from", but again Ireland has as many dialects of irish as there are stars in the fucking sky.

My wife is Spanish and she knows more Gaelic than me.

So sweet! 🥺❤️

Haha! Can you imagine? I can't tell if these questions are easier or harder to answer than "real" ones!

@@SamFAHntha only one way to find out! Real life usage!

Hello fellow Sam! How are you? I'm really glad they got Paul and Emman back 😃

He really is. Did you ever see him on SUS on UTV back in the 90s?!

Oh the Evil Gran is one of my favourites! Great question Daria! :D

@@foilarmsandhog. Rush, a Canadian band, made an album named 2112. EDIT: They asked me to explain the reference, but they seem to have deleted their comment.

And where's everyone rushing to? YYZ :D

@@swiinka. Would I be right in assuming they’re driving a Red Barchetta?

@@swiinka to work morning and afternoon. although Canada is the second biggest country in the world. populaton is concentrated in the south in a few major cities (Montreal, Toronto, Vancouver, Calgary, ...) Problem is that they are badly situated for traffic, Montreal is a big island with suburbs all around it, so everybody packed on a few bridges to cross the St.Lawrence river. Toronto and Vancouver are on the shore of a huge lake (as big as a sea) or the ocean. Therefore reducing by half the direction of the suburbs. plus winter road conditions....

@@johnwayneonacid1366 God i hope not! Good music is eternal!

Oh! OH! I'll join ya!

Sometimes it's fun to look weird! (Sometimes obviously turns to always when talking about FAH hehe)

I once almost headbutted a bunch of teenagers walking on the street (not to mention a bus could have hit me!) because I wasn't looking and was watching the lads out loud (forgot me headphones!). I didn't care. Not to mention I watched my very first FAH video without sound and still laughed out loud! That was what got me into the lads-if someone can make you laugh without sound, think what sound can do!

@@icecranberry2148 often the subtitles themselves are gems🤣. Watch the Regional Accent Discrimination video with subs. The Co. Kerry one is the best and the lads are trying their hardest not to burst out laughing which makes it even funnier.

@@fmcm7715 I'm their sub in another language yo that's the first thing I watch at! It's hilarious! 🤣(Also Hoggy tends to... *clears throat* make mistakes in them. We still love him though! 🥰)

Haha!

They are a good bunch of lads

Ssshhhhh Nadine for god's sake

@@foilarmsandhog Eagle eyes don't miss a thing....👀🤫😉

Bahaha you two!

32000*

Following on from the 32 counties answer.

In fairness, it's our favourite one.

@@SamFAHntha I don’t disagree at all! I just know how much Armsy likes to play with accents

Is it something akin to “partying like it’s 1999”?

Yeah, could you please explain it to me also?

@@jameson8682 Craic is a Gaelic word for fun. If the craic is 90 that means that it will be very fun

@@supernukey419 what is the maximum amount of Craic achievable, and has anyone ever reached that amount?

@@Jim1255783 this guy asking the REAL and important questions of our time!

Let them believe it Ellen! Let them belieeeeve 😆

Niall Horan is absolutely our national dish,they got it right 😂

I really hope they came and read these comments. Surely they did, right?

@@SamFAHntha yeah they are quite active in the comments. Great bunch of lads

@@matthewlynch9331 Oh really? I'll keep a keener eye out then! Thanks! 😊

Really? great, thanks!

I think every new video is the really best one yet!..... until the next one! The guys seem to have boundless ease of creativity and humour. How do ye do it lads?! G Ire

oh no! I had to google Niall Horan. (I guess I'm old now.)

@@recklessroges you are not alone. And I'm scared at how the algorithm will react to my sudden interest in boygroups 😅

Niall? Harry? *insert a hilarious one direction pun that everyone will understand and love*

@@SamFAHntha I feel you , the pun is hilarious

@@schattentaenzerin 🤣🤣

I think the world needs to get a bit brighter before we do another driving instructor

@@foilarmsandhog should do a self driving sketch with one of those self driving cars.

@@foilarmsandhog BRING SOCIAL INFLUENCER DAD BACK! I'm literally begging Foil all the time to do it, I'm getting annoyed at myself for doing that. xD

This is definitely the place with the best craic 😊 Oh no, I didn't mean it like that Garda! Leave FAH alone! 😭

@@SamFAHntha 😂😂

Aww! I hope they're here reading this :D

You have the best taste in comedy!

@@SamFAHntha so do you

But not one of the chunky ones with the embossed harp! Ask for an old glass if they start one of those.

And they ask tons of questions no Swiss can answer xD

Swiss: better safe than sorry. ;)

@@ThousandTimesBefore only sometimes, interestingly. Every city and village basically does its own thing. In some places, the citizens have to vote wether they want you or not

@@SpecialSalads Woooooww, hahah!😂😂

@@SpecialSalads Can you find and link it?

Tir Chonal abu

Thanks mate