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@cyromancerthatsellsicecream
1:48 "Johnny, got company in the church! and they're not here for forgiveness!" fuckin killed me 💀
@stormdesertstrike
@stormdesertstrike Год назад
Underrated 😂
@BambooSh0t
@BambooSh0t Год назад
Legit took me to click another fuckin video for me to realize what the joke was lmao
@cjalvarez2328
@cjalvarez2328 Год назад
When you can die at any moment but still jokes around
@valestrafox89
@valestrafox89 8 месяцев назад
😂😂😂 effing heck this is my kind of humour , drive the family bonkers😂😂😂
@AceRox-pi7vk
@AceRox-pi7vk 8 месяцев назад
Fockin*
@Goofytips
@Goofytips Год назад
homies having a discord call while fighting war crimes these two in a duo are chad's
@Crimson_death_yt
@Crimson_death_yt 9 месяцев назад
Ye your right💀💀💀
@carnage4556
@carnage4556 10 месяцев назад
The fact that Ghost is chatty because he wants to make sure Soap is still alive :( ❤
@edadankmemes
@edadankmemes 8 месяцев назад
Yeah…well he should have been chattier…T~T
@BoomBoomSoup
@BoomBoomSoup 7 месяцев назад
@@edadankmemes FUCKING HELL
@lies9927
@lies9927 5 месяцев назад
He know Soap is wounded and losing blood, is better to make him talk and be aware then let him be silent and lose counsciness
@thegamingkirby8696
@thegamingkirby8696 9 дней назад
Best to convo to keep the negative thoughts away
@neilmaquiling3519
@neilmaquiling3519 Год назад
Soap : I'm in the coffee shop Ghost : Get us a tea Soap : Fucking Britz Fucking hilarious 🤣
@casentive7841
@casentive7841 Год назад
*fookin
@jamietate3526
@jamietate3526 Год назад
Implies that soap is pro indy
@gorolmazi1824
@gorolmazi1824 Год назад
@@jamietate3526 nah more like pro Scotch :P
@weirdstonk729
@weirdstonk729 Год назад
@@gorolmazi1824 pro indy = for independance = not wanting to be referred to as british. btw "scotch" isn't a correct word to refer to scottish people
@memelord3986
@memelord3986 Год назад
@@weirdstonk729 Scotch is a type of liquor
@M-257
@M-257 8 месяцев назад
Once a wise man said: "You dropped the soap" "You spilled the gaz" "You scared the ghost" "You squashed the roach" "Now you'll pay the PRICE"
@Galaxy_Amethyst906
@Galaxy_Amethyst906 5 месяцев назад
Pfft, this made me laugh so hard I began to choke on my cereal 😂
@user-xk3nl3th7x
@user-xk3nl3th7x Месяц назад
Im dying 😂
@saborise7485
@saborise7485 Год назад
''Ghost, you missin' a knife? "'Several'' Gold
@Villosa64
@Villosa64 Год назад
Soap either the smartest guy figuring out all of the jokes in like 2 seconds or he's just insanely good at being casual and blending in
@Dmik20
@Dmik20 Год назад
soap died in modern warfare 3 and ghost never had a 3D mask this campaign ruined these characters and the entire franchise
@aetherlul
@aetherlul Год назад
@@Dmik20 cry harder
@Hecate3952
@Hecate3952 Год назад
@@Dmik20 bro. It's a fuckin reboot.
@aetherlul
@aetherlul Год назад
@@Dmik20 I can't see any facts in your comment, besides your stupid nostalgia gatekeeping attitude 🤓
@Dmik20
@Dmik20 Год назад
@@aetherlul You know I'm right you're just butt hurt. 😎
@uaLemt44
@uaLemt44 Год назад
"Johnny, got company in the church, and they're not here for forgiveness" LMAO gold tier.
@jamesalexander8193
@jamesalexander8193 6 месяцев назад
Their here to see the big man, I'll send them right up
@jewelsvevo8153
@jewelsvevo8153 Год назад
God Alone was such a painful mission to beat on Realism without using a gun but the banter between Soap and Ghost made it worth my time
@wheres_the_proof2896
@wheres_the_proof2896 Год назад
honestly the no gun challenge was really fun on realism for me
@villageidiot9012
@villageidiot9012 8 месяцев назад
Jesus Christ, it was hard enough using a gun on realism on that mission but to not use a gun? Fuck that 😂💀
@sml2k186
@sml2k186 9 месяцев назад
I think the best part is when ghost is telling his goldfish joke you hear him not try to laugh his ass off
@aaronkenyon7112
@aaronkenyon7112 11 месяцев назад
"You're stone cold, Simon" "Let me translate "Go fuck yourself"" "Sick bastard" "You're out of your mind LT" If I didn't know any better, I'd say Soap was flirting with Ghost and vice versa 😂
@andrei3436
@andrei3436 7 месяцев назад
How would you even come out to that conclusion bruh? XD
@aaronkenyon7112
@aaronkenyon7112 7 месяцев назад
@andrei3436 The joke clearly flew over your head bruh
@yveltalnice
@yveltalnice 29 дней назад
Heh or ghost likes soap to the point there can both swear or roast each other and there cool with it
@Arva_
@Arva_ Год назад
ghost do have humor
@insiite9561
@insiite9561 Год назад
"Away n bile yer heed" - Soap "English, MacTavish" - Ghost "Sorry, sir, let me translate... 'Go f**k yourself' " - Soap "Much better" - Ghost 🤣🤣
@sev3896
@sev3896 Год назад
aWaY n BiLe YeR hEeD
@frog-eu3xg
@frog-eu3xg 11 месяцев назад
I just read this comment as it came up-
@thevalkyriemercenary9463
@thevalkyriemercenary9463 9 месяцев назад
​@sev3896 when translated it means "get lost" in scottish
@somestrangecrow
@somestrangecrow 7 месяцев назад
@@thevalkyriemercenary9463 meh, same message
@garrettstripp6899
@garrettstripp6899 Год назад
"It's RaInInG fUcKiNg HaRd"
@Aki-kh2qe-StreetKidZZZ
@Aki-kh2qe-StreetKidZZZ 7 месяцев назад
Then say so
@marvelousfandom
@marvelousfandom 3 месяца назад
​@@Aki-kh2qe-StreetKidZZZ i did.
@Koganai96
@Koganai96 2 месяца назад
@@marvelousfandomRain’s good. It will cover your tracks
@RMorton1
@RMorton1 7 месяцев назад
“I’ll give them your email” “I won’t watch them… more than once.” Just straight to the point.
@IkeFanBoy64
@IkeFanBoy64 3 месяца назад
Ghost has definitely watched the Funkytown video
@bloodbrothers1779
@bloodbrothers1779 2 месяца назад
I didnt even know Ghost has email 😅
@fatherpurity3461
@fatherpurity3461 Год назад
The dialogue makes this mission bearable for me💀
@jevom
@jevom 11 месяцев назад
Ghost: Little army humour Soap: Very little 😂😂😂
@goldberg91
@goldberg91 7 месяцев назад
0:43 foap sounded like he was sick of ghost"s bullshit and trying to hold a laugh in at the same time
@deagleoneone
@deagleoneone Год назад
0:37 I love how they translated this scence in different languages into different dialects.
@joaomlo2
@joaomlo2 7 месяцев назад
I imagine Ghost just cracking up off radio when they're exchanging puns.
@GokantheHusky
@GokantheHusky 7 месяцев назад
"Two Goldfish are in a tank" Not gonna lie that made me chuckle because it just sounded genuinely funny but now I only RECENTLY just got the joke. TANK! As in ARMY TANK!!
@viatheoctopus
@viatheoctopus Месяц назад
0:22 Soap hesitates lol He knows it’s bad to say that to his lieutenant and I think it’s such a good detail
@AirbenderHawk
@AirbenderHawk Год назад
“It’s raining fucking hard.” lol!!! Ghost doesn’t like it when soap spoke Scottish. They’re so brother energy tbh.
@ScottyRunna
@ScottyRunna Год назад
"its raining fucking hard" lmao
@Aki-kh2qe-StreetKidZZZ
@Aki-kh2qe-StreetKidZZZ 7 месяцев назад
Then say so
@user-tw6yw1tn9s
@user-tw6yw1tn9s Год назад
Ghost literally: "English, MacTavish" 🙄💅
@uhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmm
@uhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmm Год назад
Soap: You are stone cold, Simon Ghost: What has two legs and bleeds? Soap: Don't tell me... Ghost: *half a dog*
@mooshrooom6853
@mooshrooom6853 Год назад
Sorry can you explain the joke to me, I don't get this one
@muhikhsan2567
@muhikhsan2567 Год назад
@@mooshrooom6853 Its father jokes
@aleksyevich
@aleksyevich Год назад
Thought it was Soap itself💀💀
@theworldmushroom2581
@theworldmushroom2581 9 месяцев назад
​@@mooshrooom6853Its dark but basically if a dog was cut in half vertically it would only have two legs and because of the cut it would be bleeding (this felt weird to type-) Know this is oate but i hope it helps
@mooshrooom6853
@mooshrooom6853 9 месяцев назад
@@theworldmushroom2581 Ah gotcha, thanks.
@rollingkidneystones8
@rollingkidneystones8 Год назад
"if the dog barks, shoot it, no need to get compromised." actual dunce hat
@fullytucked954
@fullytucked954 7 месяцев назад
That man Ghost stone cold
@VeWatchesVideos
@VeWatchesVideos 8 месяцев назад
Ghost looks like a 13-year-old's definition of cool, but has dad humor that would make even my seventy-something father cringe. Don't know who decided on that last trait, but bless them for it.
@jarnodatema
@jarnodatema Год назад
0:32 his hand glitches through that guys goggles
@032_m.alfathcirrus5
@032_m.alfathcirrus5 Год назад
The animation was made for non-NVG Shadows but the Shadow models in that encounter appear randomly.
@plaguecrow754
@plaguecrow754 Год назад
Why must you hurt me in this way
@donaldtheduck6073
@donaldtheduck6073 5 месяцев назад
Ya know that's precisely the level of quality and attention to detail I've come to expect from this beaten, souless, husk of a franchise.
@robertoramos4558
@robertoramos4558 Год назад
You forgot to include the part where Soap calls Ghost ugly
@aranya8572
@aranya8572 Год назад
Ghost: What has two legs and bleeds? Me: ... a woman? Ghost: Half a dog. Me: Not much better but I'll take it. :')
@spawn2414
@spawn2414 8 месяцев назад
If ghost was a real person he'd definitely would have watch live leak as a kid
@eggcoffeedude4538
@eggcoffeedude4538 Год назад
they do have some dad joke humor
@lilsquidgaming39
@lilsquidgaming39 Год назад
I feel like we need more of ghost comedy after seeing this XD
@landencesal205
@landencesal205 Год назад
Fuckin Simon and soap the best damn cod protagonists
@landencesal205
@landencesal205 Год назад
It doesn't help that I use ghost in every game I can
@JDR00L
@JDR00L 8 месяцев назад
"your life expectancy just went way up"
@maslina7730
@maslina7730 Год назад
0:24 just a normal conversation between me and my friend
@Wolfsden_Gaming
@Wolfsden_Gaming 7 месяцев назад
I would actually pay to see these guys perform a live comedy show. That would be funny as hell. Get all of TF141 involved in it
@mishaalkisan1688
@mishaalkisan1688 Год назад
The Narcos one was pretty good ngl
@djjafeth
@djjafeth 11 месяцев назад
The ones Who actually watched narco-execution videos: 💀💀
@toyotafan83
@toyotafan83 5 месяцев назад
I think Ghost did this to help with the anxiety the situation and keep soap alive
@JKM0
@JKM0 11 месяцев назад
1:30 the way the ambient stops
@nyorito5208
@nyorito5208 Год назад
took me a while to figure out Ghost's blind skydive joke XD
@syntheovaldy5173
@syntheovaldy5173 Год назад
care to explain?
@nyorito5208
@nyorito5208 Год назад
@@syntheovaldy5173 blind people utilise service dogs
@didickcheeseburger
@didickcheeseburger Год назад
@@nyorito5208 youll have to excuse my friend valdy. hes a little slow
@ij1376
@ij1376 Год назад
1:14 was so bad it was hysterical XD
@Aki-kh2qe-StreetKidZZZ
@Aki-kh2qe-StreetKidZZZ 7 месяцев назад
It's an army joke, you know cause the fish live in a"tank"
@lr2683
@lr2683 13 дней назад
​@@Aki-kh2qe-StreetKidZZZcan't believe I didn't get it until now
@digitalscripture9245
@digitalscripture9245 2 месяца назад
"Good one" yknow he was doing his best not to chuckle. Also i love the whole "in ENGLISH" parts, like Brits dont have their fancy ways of saying things the same as Scotts 😂
@BrxIghtside
@BrxIghtside 10 месяцев назад
Absolutely phenomenal campaign
@wheres_the_proof2896
@wheres_the_proof2896 Год назад
probably the best mission from mw2
@richardii5989
@richardii5989 Год назад
Its like being battle buddies with Roy F'n Kent
@MissRedHeadedGeek
@MissRedHeadedGeek 4 месяца назад
Best bromance since Army of Two.
@jocelantonettetenoc5996
@jocelantonettetenoc5996 8 месяцев назад
"Think I'll live that long?" "Probably not..." 😢
@blaniszcze
@blaniszcze 7 месяцев назад
“i won’t watch it… more than once anyway…”
@graciewoodring4499
@graciewoodring4499 7 месяцев назад
the way he says it's raining fing hard gets me. every time
@andreasottohansen7338
@andreasottohansen7338 7 месяцев назад
I like how this Soap doesn't seem to like the idea of having to kill a dog, where old Soap outright states he hates dogs. To be fair, had I gone through the events of the Original Modern Warfare, I don't think i'd like dogs anymore.
@maus6967
@maus6967 4 месяца назад
How it feels when your friend just got DayZ and you're talking them through surviving long enough to meet up
@liker5249
@liker5249 Год назад
Love it
@TWAFFLEG
@TWAFFLEG 7 месяцев назад
Cod without swearing is like the Teletubbies without the Teletubbies
@bonk5017
@bonk5017 Год назад
Army humor
@BurningSorrows
@BurningSorrows 7 месяцев назад
I fucking love this duo 😂
@Evilracenhunters
@Evilracenhunters 12 дней назад
Am I the only 1d1ot that was LMAO on the jokes? The one with the blinds and the dogs was the best!
@kennford
@kennford Месяц назад
Its raining fucking hard
@radiantblog
@radiantblog 9 месяцев назад
Missing some knifes? XD Ah fuck i love them "They are not here for forgiveness"
@memecraft835
@memecraft835 11 месяцев назад
Got company at the church and they ain’t her for forgiveness
@JamesM2667
@JamesM2667 5 месяцев назад
Only soap and ghost would be cracking jokes while being hunted down by a para military company 😂
@poranda-panda
@poranda-panda 3 месяца назад
me and my bestie at an hectic work day
@Fennily
@Fennily 2 месяца назад
Holy cow they're so funny
@thegreatcornholio4031
@thegreatcornholio4031 Год назад
we need more of this in mw3
@averyangrygringo6440
@averyangrygringo6440 9 месяцев назад
Surely gonna happen when you see mw3 trailer ❤️‍🔥
@edadankmemes
@edadankmemes 8 месяцев назад
Mhm…
@aju1846
@aju1846 8 месяцев назад
hmmm...
@davemac9563
@davemac9563 7 месяцев назад
Yeah we got none of this in mw3
@thegreatcornholio4031
@thegreatcornholio4031 7 месяцев назад
@@davemac9563 sadly we didnt
@MrPloxDa3rd
@MrPloxDa3rd 7 месяцев назад
Damn, missed missions like this in MWIII
@Hiyori___
@Hiyori___ 7 месяцев назад
about the slow kill recordings- Ghost: "I won't watch 'em... more than once anyway." damn, this is twisted
@jarnodatema
@jarnodatema 7 месяцев назад
0:52 says the Brit
@faciens_de_medico
@faciens_de_medico Год назад
Ghost: i can do this all night Captain america : i can do this all day Amazing!!!!
@chetanyamundachali5612
@chetanyamundachali5612 10 месяцев назад
A Cold one
@salikchristensen9659
@salikchristensen9659 Месяц назад
[ "soap" (ghost) ] "Did you see the caged dog?" (Big gezer. If he barks, shoot him and repo quickly - don't get compromised...) "You are stone cold, simon." (What has 2 legs and bleeds?) "Don't tell me!" (Half a dog...) "I asked you not to tell me." Always made me laugh😂
@Farfigschiter.
@Farfigschiter. 2 месяца назад
I like the strawberry one
@destanymiller7565
@destanymiller7565 Год назад
I wanna se a live movie of call of duty
@sanchezadrian6007
@sanchezadrian6007 7 месяцев назад
Get us a tea ☕️ FUCKIN BRITZ 😂😂
@holyqueensamira4452
@holyqueensamira4452 7 месяцев назад
Shellfish😂😂😂😂
@dark_ghost4954
@dark_ghost4954 Год назад
0:32 glitch hand and shadow helmet
@MEISTHEBIRD14
@MEISTHEBIRD14 8 месяцев назад
Soap always mad at ghos
@Losman666
@Losman666 8 месяцев назад
I ❤ my ghosty ghost❤❤❤❤
@didickcheeseburger
@didickcheeseburger Год назад
what do you say when you have a deer with no eyes? i have no eye deer
@user-dd5hb8ow1c
@user-dd5hb8ow1c 8 месяцев назад
It’s raining FUCKING hard -Soap
@bigkroenen12mviews4hoursag4
Why did i only get the half a dog in the game and not the others
@WilliamKalagayan
@WilliamKalagayan Год назад
lol
@Hotshotuk85
@Hotshotuk85 8 месяцев назад
I feel like if I said to a Woman what has 2 legs and bleeds I'd get slapped without even revealing the answer just like pow 👊 🥴 🤔😂😂
@waspthebug4383
@waspthebug4383 8 месяцев назад
literally what are you even saying
@mulligan717
@mulligan717 7 месяцев назад
Ooft, that was poor.
@Shura31412
@Shura31412 6 месяцев назад
0:10 the first thing that came to my mind was a woman
@ClawsXFl4ws
@ClawsXFl4ws Месяц назад
Ffs 😂😭
@XxReaperxX_
@XxReaperxX_ Год назад
my man is playing on easiest Difficulty while i went into MW2 Blind On hardened Completed the game took me all day lol but was hella worth it
@mahlium
@mahlium Год назад
1- u have NO clue what difficulty i was on 💀 2- "hardened" 🗿🤣🤣?
@Operator818
@Operator818 6 месяцев назад
what is the name of this knife? 00:35 Or maybe there are similar ones, does anyone know?
@ChillyReaper
@ChillyReaper Год назад
Why was the strawberry crying?
@vedantdhadge3609
@vedantdhadge3609 Год назад
Why
@ghostandbobs8395
@ghostandbobs8395 Год назад
@@vedantdhadge3609 because he was in a jam
@kingofthering3343
@kingofthering3343 11 месяцев назад
​@@ghostandbobs8395Not bad
@MatthewNGolding
@MatthewNGolding 11 месяцев назад
0:03, 0:04, 0:05, 0:06, 0:36, 1:00, 1:01, 1:05, 1:06, 1:09, 1:10, 1:48, 1:49, 1:50, 1:51, 1:52, 1:53
@chetanyamundachali5612
@chetanyamundachali5612 10 месяцев назад
U have a heart?
@qxtsa
@qxtsa 9 месяцев назад
you left all the flirting out :(
@apersonwhocantmoveitmoveit7688
@apersonwhocantmoveitmoveit7688 8 месяцев назад
Flirting-?
@testicularterrorism
@testicularterrorism 6 месяцев назад
What does the blind guy sky diving joke mean Am I severely autistic or is there more to it that I don't know
@xxkissingrazors
@xxkissingrazors 5 месяцев назад
LMAO i have no idea what it means
@testicularterrorism
@testicularterrorism 5 месяцев назад
@@xxkissingrazors Figured it out, it was about a blind person's guide dog
@NikolaToncev6ix
@NikolaToncev6ix Год назад
this mission sucked tbut the dialogue was great
@kalikali925
@kalikali925 Год назад
someone explain the why dont blind guys skydive joke plz
@REDDISHLOKI
@REDDISHLOKI Год назад
he's talking about a seeing eye dog lol
@Take-aim-and-reload...
@Take-aim-and-reload... Год назад
Some blind people carry their dog to help them navigate their path when walking outside. Now imagine a blind person with a dog decides to skydive.
@fasoooli2751
@fasoooli2751 Год назад
i don't get the half a dog joke
@zacharylaprete1940
@zacharylaprete1940 Год назад
It's cut in half.
@dantesofiical9703
@dantesofiical9703 Год назад
That joke was one of me favourites
@RicardoMurilo-ey5ky
@RicardoMurilo-ey5ky Месяц назад
Km oi
@mana-yh5cu
@mana-yh5cu 7 месяцев назад
boyfriends
@mofee2829
@mofee2829 Год назад
CAN Anyone tell me what is Soups Nation??
@imbotlol8411
@imbotlol8411 Год назад
He's Scottish i think
@deni_luv
@deni_luv Год назад
soups 😭
@mishaalkisan1688
@mishaalkisan1688 Год назад
@@deni_luv Yeah you know Soap's cousin from the Navy
@insiite9561
@insiite9561 Год назад
He is Scottish, from Glasgow (Glaswegian)
@unnamellie
@unnamellie Год назад
DA SOUP
@bunny261
@bunny261 Год назад
Can someone explain the jokes at 1:15
@KriszTheFox
@KriszTheFox Год назад
The "tank" has two meanings. One is the fish tank, which pet fishes live in. The other is just tank, meaning armored fighting vehicle.
@HUMADUCK
@HUMADUCK Год назад
@@KriszTheFox a little bit of army humor
@portman3950
@portman3950 Год назад
@@HUMADUCK very little
@zeyferdcheddarcheese1096
@zeyferdcheddarcheese1096 Год назад
@@portman3950 another?
@arguably8390
@arguably8390 Год назад
@@zeyferdcheddarcheese1096 why not
@DasMonke
@DasMonke 7 месяцев назад
Scottish are British, England and Britain aren’t the same thing
@masasaiyan6216
@masasaiyan6216 7 месяцев назад
In my experience, Scots don't consider themselves British, and they don't like being called Brits. They are Scottish, and that's it.
@DasMonke
@DasMonke 6 месяцев назад
Yeah but they’re Scottish so what they consider themselves as doesn’t matter
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