Ghost Stories with Jordan Peterson 

if his house gets haunted, he doesn't call a priest. he expels the demon by giving it a lecture about turning it's life around.

I swear jordan peterson could walk into a murder scene and say "well thats interesting"

That second story was absolutely horrifying. I haven't slept in days. Every time I close my eyes I'm flooded with images of raw eggs.

Now I really want Gordon Ramsay to go to this place on Hotel Hell

Jordan peterson to ghosts: clean up your afterlife😂😂😂

Jordan really has a gift for speaking. Especially storytelling. Not everyone can keep the story interesting, while maintaining proper emotion, pace, and not messing up and having to backtrack

The ghost was just a fan of Coolio and wanted to obnoxiously tell everyone

“They have NAUGHT BEAN COOKED!”

3:02 the way he said it is so casual and funny

Was your room number 1408, maybe?

Can we have this new genre of Jordan Peterson telling ghost stories?

Maybe the flooring of the hotel was slanted, causing all drawers to open

Opening draws and cupboard doors is a common poltergeist trait

The ghost was so scared of Jordan it left a message in the bible for him 😂

and you cant even know if the hotel is haunted when you book online cause people really be giving these types of hotels "5 stars".

I can see all the scary shit on utube and still fall asleep, but when he says that went down.....scariest thing ever

I miss these stories 😭

WE WUZ LOBSTERZ

why he put sm emphasis on “black girl”

Can u guys pls do more of these I've run outta ghost stories

Yes I do

I think Jordan is so interesting a unique individual 😄

I've had amazing non material experience myself . Amazing , awakening and euphoric

Jordan Peterson to Ghosts: "Clean up your afterlife"

Everybody gangsta till the most logical and scientific member of the group starts talking ghost stories.

Bet Jordan could do a killer Kermit voice.

jordan peterson be like: 8pm: well that was weird 3am: bro that was actually paranormal shit

my dude ate ghost eggs

dude went to the damn shining hotel

"Well, that's wierd. i didn't open those *D* *A* *M* *N* drawers"

"Do you have any supernatural experiences??" Mm-hm. }:|

"Hey, why is my wallet missing?" "Uhh... Hotel's haunted."

"You can have anything you want" Dr. Peterson probably asked for eggs, not cooked eggs.

6:17 Jordan Ramsey 😂😭

I know they’re laughing but that last part was almost scarier. So illogical, seriously what the hell

Jordan Peterson seems like such a chill dude.

"THEY HAVE NAWT BEEN COOKED"

I always think jordan peterson would be such an amazing character in a tarantino movie.

Kermit's dad telling ghost stories? Sure.

Those two closing lines were fucking brilliant despite their simplicity 😂 "He must've been a ghost!" "Well he wasn't a waiter, and he certainly wasn't a cook!" What the hell hahaha

"So was he a ghost?" "Well he wasn't a waiter that's for sure" That was so whitty 😂

You tell he’s Canadian by the fact that he actually waited the second time round for the cooked eggs 😂

I have also had two supernatural experiences. One was in 1990. I was living in the back room of a house here in L.A. owned by my friend. The house is on a hill and the room had a sliding glass door and was facing a fairly steep terrace with steps and two levels with chairs, etc . I had fallen asleep with my desk lamp on and the phone rang at about 3 A.M. It was a weekday work night so no, I was not drunk or on any drugs. I answered it and a very urgent male voice said "Turn the light off. Turn the light off!" That's all it said; I was alarmed as I thought the call must be an emergency at that hour but I hung up and turned the light off. I was kinda creeped out but I opened the curtains and looked out the sliding glass door. There, on the second level of the terrace I saw a figure, a male stooped on his haunches and casually smoking a cigarette. Looked like an older male. I really felt the adrenaline electrify my spine. He was looking right at me very intensely and directly into my eyes; I still remember the eyes to this day. I figured he was a transient or some peeping Tom. Strangely, after a minute or so I did not feel any sense of danger.. He just remained in that position and stared at me intently with this intense curiosity. I soon decided I better go across the hall and notify the owner of the house but I had to turn the light back on to do so. After I turned it on I looked one more time so as not to make a fool of myself and the figure was gone. The next day I barely started to tell my friend what I experienced and he shrugged. "Oh, that's just our ghost. I have heard him on the steps inside the house several times. He was smoking, right?" I said "Yes". He said, "Well. two men have died in this house before I owned it." I've never forgotten the experience. My other story is wild too, but this comment is long enough already, lol...

That wasn't a ghost in the restaurant, it was a millennial.

I really want to hear his scary ghost story now

this was the trippiest thing to watch he’s so good at telling a story

Watching old H3H3 clips is like digging up a corpse and looking at it. This dude used to be so cool and now he's all goofy and being eaten alive on twitter by the outrage morons he courted.

He looks like Jeremy Irons blended with Daniel Day Lewis

Noooooo not the green beans

"Why didn't somebody steal all my stuff that'd be the logical thing to do" Lol.

Dude got served some expensive *'eggtoplasm'!*

Don't lie, you lowkey salivated at 2:20 about the idea of getting BBQ with JP.

H3H3 honestly has the dopest guests, and it just isn't fair lol

I live in Nashville and I’m pretty sure that hotel is called the Hermitage. These days I’ve heard it’s being run better but it’s always had a stigma of being haunted. I’ve never actually been there though.

This was the weirdest "ghost" story I've ever heard. What the hell

Imagine the waiter was a ghost that possessed some guy and tries to act human and was just getting it all wrong

To be honest, if I were a ghost I'd open drawers just to mess with people.

"Tell the truth, or at least don't lie" - Jordan B Peterson

I thought he was gonna clear his throat and his voice was gonna get deeper

What would we do without men?

"Was he a ghost?" "Well he wasn't a waiter, that's for sure"

I like to imagine Jordan was kidnapped by aliens simulating reality and so they didnt know eggs should be cooked and that they shouldnt cost 80$

The scariest stories are told by psychoanalyst's.

Every one's gangsta til Jordan Peterson finds out you don't clean your room.

- Do you have any supernatural experiences? - I saw my maternal grandmother...

I'm diggin Jordan's new haircut.

I have a hypothesis that some of these older hotels do stuff like this to their guests on purpose to create that haunted feeling to hype people up and get them talking about it.

My question to Jordan is, how could he be so agreeable at that restaurant?

“Do you have any supernatural experiences?” Me: haha Peterson’s a clinical psychologist he prob laughs at people who believe in that stuff Peterson: Mhm. Me: oh

Anyone want to hear the one that's not funny?

The waiter at the end was both the only one working and probably absolutely fucking baked.

Honestly Jordan looks like the twins from Dishonored....

His accent is Canadian AF

When Jordan said “mhm” Ethan was so damn exited and that made me geek out like a kid losing his first tooth

,,But do you have any supernatural experiences?" "Mhm" Love that confirmation by Jordan 😍😂😂😂😂😂

“The eggs were raw!” That scared the shit out me.

"Abandoned buildings", "food in steel trays", "no staff" This is also the starting of a Japanese movie "Spirited Away" about a ghost town.

what are we gonna do without ghosts?

I dont know, Jordan visting h3h3 is kind of a value loss for Jordan.

That entire place sounds like a money-laundering front.

ETHAN TAKE THIS DOWN THIS IS DANGEROUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THESE EGGS ARE RAW

"Do you have any ghost stories? It's ok if you say no" JP: "mhm" 💀💀

Kept all the clips up of this horrendously 'evil' man then did ya Ethan?

I stayed in a small hotel with a restaurant with a similar menu situation. You just order what you want and they make it. Turns out they just got the order and went to the market next door and bought whatever was needed to make it. Hence the long delay and high price.

It's not entirely clear to me if that was a ghost, its like who are you, and what point EXACTLY are you attempting to make here? It's bloody complicated man.

Some guy gets shot next to Jordan Peterson: Jordan: well that’s weird

What Dr Peterson left out was that he dropped so much knowledge on that ghost. So much knowledge it exorcized the spirit and sent it packing into the next life.

“The next morning I went up to this black girl”

Jordan Peterson : "stealing computers is logical"

The waiter was definitely jus smokin crack in the back n forgot to cook the eggs lmao

It’s weird to go back and see Ethan half his size.

Guys this is probably the first TRUE paranormal story you’ve ever heard

this is so weird watching in november 2022

After all that education dude still keeps an open mind for more,....that's the point to be taken

No One:... Jordan Peterson: Well That's I N T E R E S T I N G

The music at the end WHICH IS THREE TIMES LOUDER THAN THE OTHER AUDIO CONTENT gotta go.

Was DEFINITELY some kind of ghost...The invisible hand of the market 🤣👌

The hotel reception girls response with the baseball bat was classic, that should be in a movie.

Ghost: how do you like your eggs? Peterson: fertilized