gilear’s vasectomy 

"Who here knows chronomancy?!?" "I can punch you in the head." Greatest wizard of this age.

It's so funny to me that Gilear has just been hitting it raw

He missed the chance to say "I love my life, I love my wife" which doesn't change much but I like the rhyme

what's worse, "roll for hole" or "so much pulp in that juice"?

It's incredible how much this radiates "bullying friends in high school" energy

Everyone thinks Emily is the most out of pocket Intrepid Hero but Murph came in with the steel chair here

I just realized that most of the Bad Kids are related to each other. Fig is the daughter of Sandra Lynn and Gilear’s surrogate daughter. Gilear is dating Hallierial who is Fabian’s mother making Fabian ad Fig step siblings. Fig’s real father is Gorthalax who is dating Sklonda, which makes Riz and Fig step siblings as well if that relationship get serious. Sandra Lynn is dating Jawbone who is the adoptive father of Adaine and Kristen? The only one who isn’t related to them is Gorgug…unless his parents enter a polycule with any of the other parents 😅

Well, that seals it. Gilear saying he loves his life in spite of the awfulness makes him an Absurdist Hero. "One must imagine Sisyphus happy." Gilear has a bad situation that he's found peace with.

Allys “NEOOOOOOOO” scream after Murph invents all pulp is like the pain when a new idea is birthed

I’m so excited to check “Fabian gets a sibling” off of my bingo card when this becomes official

murph's chuckle before saying "so much pulp in that juice" kills me

“Use a divination roll” is a hilarious phrase from Fabian.

ALL PULP, NO JUICE!

I love the feeling that Brennan REALLY wanted to pull out a Borat-voice "my wife" after Gilear said he loved his life and had to actively restrain himself. I don't know if that's actually what was going through his mind, but that's how it felt. To me.

When murph said "so much pulp in that juice" my soul literally astral projected out of my body it was great

i love when the bad kids play the cards they usually hate just to mess with their friends, like riz "the ball, you wanna carry zayn's grave?" "too small." gukgak and adaine "it hasn't been three months yet? elven oracle." abernant

Wow "pulp in that juice" is the worst thing I've ever heard in my fucking life.

ALL PULP NO JUICE this man is FERTILE

Vasectomy 2nd level transmutation Casting time: 1 minute Range: Touch Target: A creature Components: S, M (a petrified acorn) Duration: Instantaneous Classes: Cleric, Bard, Paladin You render the target infertile. At higher levels: The same, but it hurts more.

sometimes i forget how funny Murph is, and then he pulls out something like "Little beans d6, lets see how much pulp is in that juice" and i will forever love him

I NEED Gilear and Hallariel to have a kid before the end of the season

I could feel Brennan having an entire internal debate about absolutely ruining Fabian’s life in this silence 1:32

Ally: "If i roll a 20 one is accidentally named fabian" Riz: "If I roll a 20 one is intentionally named fabian" Fabian: "Staaaaaaaawp"

LMAO! I missed it on the first watch of the episode, Murph, "Nat 20 and they PURPOSELY name them Fabian."

Definitely the narstiest episode of Adventuring Party (loving)

I'm still trying to figure out whatxs funnier: If that single giant swimmer slowly pushes it's way out of Gilear, or if it's full t-shirt cannon.

I have an incredible yearning for an ALL PULP NO JUICE tshirt

i somehow forgot the vasectomy line was coming and fucking spilled water all over myself

2:10 “you see he runs over and is hug- you are dead” what a quote lol

Just remember, Fabian: Measure twice, cut once!

this is gonna be fabian's arc in senior year, learning to coexist with the gilear-spawn

I love how much ally cackled this episode 😂

I actually think big brother faibian will be adorable

If Hellariel comes back with a familiar and Gallier introduces it as "a new member of the family" would be the funniest fucking thing.

"that chant was too catchy not to yell" that got me

Is it possible to become traumatized from a video of people laughing? Asking for a friend

The gods work fast, but NO NAME works faster

Good God y'all. This is the first time I'm seeing any of this and the entire adventuring party bit had me crying laughing

"How much pulp is in that juice" is so disgusting I am going to start using it.

I was CRYING watching this the first time and again every tune after that

Looks like we've got ourselves a new Tshirt

Gelear spunk confirmed

They were absolutely on one! The onest of ones!

Gilear is such a big softie

Lou joining in on the "All Pulp No Juice" is just like in season one when Biz joined in on the countdown to get his fingers shot off

This makes me think that Gilear's hog is akin to a snub-nosed caulking gun.

Cant wait for the animation

I am genuinely getting All Pulp No Juice tattooed tomorrow.

Insemination roll reminds me of I had jokely asked the DM during a session if I had to roll for condom effectiveness

if they don’t have kids i’m gonna flip

THEYRE PARENTS?????

i love when they roll checks in the ap

I need a Gilear All Pulp No Juice tee

… this has aged so so well

The funniest part is Lou's hand wave when Gilear is about to say my son

All Pulp, No Juice (Cassandra's Version)

So... fabian's baby brother name is going to be "Gelear"?

1:54 cursed sound byte.

Ok, but for real, did they make Fabian lose his "only (biological) child" status? Or is this all just for shiggles?

using this as friend bullying inspo

magic is just the perseption of reality, meaning if he dont remember it, it didnt happen. gorgug is a true scholar

“you know why we’re laughing? because it’s a joke.” killed me

4:26 I’m a little bit high and this is making laugh so so SOOOOO DAMN hard!!!!! I nearly frew up.

Surely they have to have made a D20 shirt that says 'All pulp, No juice', right?

I'm actually crying

It's funny that Gilear, as lame as he is (still love him), will... *fill* Hallariel's life in ways that Bill never could.

🎵Fabian is happy, he's happy for his mother, Fabian is happy, he's gonna have a brother. ALL PULP! NO JUICE! ALL PULP! NO JUICE! Gilear is happy, his curse is finally done, Gilear is happy he's gonna have a son. ALL PULP! NO JUICE! ALL PULP! NO JUICE! Fig is happy, she's a real A-lister, Fig is happy, she's gonna have a sister. ALL PULP! NO JUICE! ALL PULP! NO JUICE! Hallariel is happy, she's going to do a twirl, Hallariel is happy, she's gonna have a girl. ALL PULP! NO JUICE! ALL PULP! NO JUICE! Everyone is happy, everybody wins, everyone is happy, the Seacaster's will have twins ALL PULP! NO JUICE! ALL PULP! NO JUICE! ALL PULP! NO JUICE! ALL PULP! NO JUICE! 🎵

The good ol manchester mangler

"All pulp, no juice" t-shirts coming when?

Nat 20 and they name the kid Bill

"Stop saying 'swimmers', Sir"

How much pulp is in that juice?

NASTY 😂😂😂

Thanks for posting! This was the worst thing I have ever watched (/j)

I know as much as Fabian hates Gilear he's gonna be the best big brother to those children

Insemination check is too good

is ally eating coleslaw with their hands?

I'm having an qsthma aatack

Gilear pastes

"Use a divination roll on insemination? Give me an insemination check." Ahhh I love it.

I love how Gilear now has 2 children but neither are his biological.

Hey bud, some controversial feedback here-- I love your channel and snippets, but I'm gonna unfollow because I keep getting spoilers from you because your videos contain title spoilers or image spoilers so close to the actual episode. =( Like I don't get to watch until Saturdays but by Thurs/Fri your videos kinda spoil gems like this. Bet I get flak for this, drag me.