@@ultrabigfella From my research, it seems more likely that Ally's 35. In a roundabout explanation: Brennan was born on January 4, 1988. On Adventuring Party, he expressed disappointment that, on the Chinese zodiac, he's a rabbit and not a dragon, since he was born before February 17, 1988. Ally then remarked that they're a dragon, implying they were born later in 1988 and are probably now 35. Other years of the dragon would make Ally a 23yo (2000), 47yo (1976), or an age below or above those respectively.
The craziest bit of this is, i knew the Beardsleys raised the queerest kids ever, but i didn't know their brother's name was Brad. Which presumably means their parents named him Bradley Beardsley. Look, if you name a kid that, they're either gonna be a lumberjack, or the gayest kid ever. Or both.
gay lumberjack with wicked pole-dancing abilities brad beardsley sounds like a character brennan made up but since ally’s actual real-world life is way more insane than anything that happens in fantasy high this totally checks out
If i walked into an Austin Powers themed bar and my brother was completely unexpectedly on the strip pole i would question whether i was dreaming for the rest of my life
I... genuinely wouldn't be surprised i mean im a sword swallowing fire breathing trapeze flying drag queen so I'd be glad to see someone showing a little charisma besides myself
The fact that I know exactly which brother it would be and that it’s the extremely bigoted far right republican with a wife and two kids says so much about my family. Same brother did a lap dance routine when it was time to toss the garter at his wedding in which he purposefully ripped his pants to expose pink underwear doing a splits twerk in front of 400 people (big family, lots of kids). I brought it up later and he denied all memory of the event claiming he was drunk. Meanwhile it was permanently seared into my memory because I was standing next to my Catholic grandma getting (thoroughly disgusted) play by play commentary of the action. She doesn’t remember it either but that’s because she has dementia.
So Ally's dad eats creole mustard by the multiple-pound jar, and lotions his legs while explaining cryptocurrency for 20-minute chunks of time, and their brother is just randomly, casually really good at pole dancing. Good to know. Ally's chaotic vibes are starting to make much more sense. 😂
Lily’s face when Ally describes the debate girl they cosplayed as Ally: and she was so hot and her style was so good- Lily’s face: why would you lie to me like this
@@ConstantChaos1there was that exact brand and flavor of mustard in one of the food pantries in my neighborhood and I was like cosmically compelled to have it. It’s in my fridge rn. Would it go good on a breakfast sandwich. Like I’m gonna find out but
The subplot of Brennan repeatedly going "Here's a play-by-play of what is exactly happening right now at this moment, recapping what you are still witnessing"
love these videos, my fave criminally underrated beardsley-lives-a-weird-life bit is in starstruck when they go to dr edwina castors apartment, and brennan is describing her as someone with a lot of rotting mint in her fridge, beardsley DEFENSIVELY goes "it still sorta tastes like mint! its fine!" made me Lose It. also the classic mirrorwork segment
Ally's RA Kelsey sounds a lot like my old supervisor during my internship; that is WILD UPDATE: I just asked her (my old supervisor) about it, and she is not the same Kelsey :(
0:00 Downtown Los Angeles 0:59 Austin Powers Bar 2:01 Ferry FaceTime, Part 1 3:05 Outfit Copying 4:31 Ferry FaceTime, Part 2 4:51 Manifest Destiny? 6:07 Ferry FaceTime, Part 3 6:22 Arrested 6:25 Last Time I Visted My Parents 6:37 Ruining Funerals 6:54 Ferry FaceTime, Part 4 7:28 Kelsey the RA 9:00 Ferry FaceTime, Part 5 9:38 Clamato in High Life 10:16 $500 Car 10:48 Gas Station Hat 11:18 Plugged In 11:35 Dutch Tutor 12:36 Just Enough Battery
Anyone who doesn't love Ally after this compilation, has their heart frozen at some point or has donated their heart to someone else (thank you for your sacrifice!).
This is the greatest compilation I've ever seen. Thank you for putting these all together. I am now officially in love. And blown away by the chaos. Zac saying "How do you do it? How do you get away with it?"
I literally just watched the other one you made, cause it’s one of my fav videos to watch, and then I see you uploaded this one! And I was like “Yesssss more Ally stories”
In my opinion, in order, this is: - Pete - Possibly Kristen in senior year - Pete - Kristen meeting KC at a debate club - Pete (3x) - Liam, at Jet's funeral - Kristen after (somewhat) fixing her relationship with her parents - Liam - Pete - Kristen, freshman year - Pete - Kristen, end of freshman year - Pete (3x) - Liam, possibly dealing with mommy issues that were heightened by Queen Caramelinda - Pete
Going to a trampoline park in amsterdam after doing a couple rails while covered in an apparently hard to find variety of axe body spray feels like the result of a long series of Yes And's or a weird mad libs but it's just something ally beardsley did in their mid 20's
8:04 youre telling me that ally was once attracted to a very religious girl who wore tie dye shirts and was named KELSEY.... i see where the inspiration for kristen applebees came from
I miss the classic Ally voice! It was so iconic! I’m glad they still have the same delivery regardless of how they sound, they will always be my favorite part of Dropout/D20.
So NOBODY knows how old Ally is?????? Were they born 1996 or are they 35??? Nooobodyy knoooooooows. But I alsi thought they were born in 1996. Where did I get that from?
