Gilear absolutely going mad on these lads 

Gilear operates via Critical Existence Failure trope

His HP is so low that even if he got 1 point of damage in his penis per round, he would be done in 5 rounds

Yus

​@@papitasloup2119 so according to the new season his misfortune may be because of fig

He is the chosen one!

That's why Fabian's mom is boning down with him

@@HeartLikeAWildHorse Stretching farther than even Bill

If my life had a summary this would be it

I want this as a tattoo in cursive font right above my ass cheeks

This comment wins.... If they Make a DnD Animated Show for this, the episode needs to be called this. It is so god damn beautiful.

He's not cursed, he's just a guy. He is chosen though.

@@jonsimpson6240 truly the chosen one

Especially from a man like Gilear ☆

Pride doesn't help it only hurts.

and in that context

"OHHHH! AH GOD, MY PENIS!" couldn't even take the moment away from Gilear, that was incredible

im actually totally stealing it for my partys traveling companion down the line, it's so sick

Bud, that's absolutely his daughter. She may not be related by blood, but he is absolutely her dad.

@@oceanviolets1306 That's why I specifically said, "All for his daughter that isn't even his" and then continued to call Fig his daughter throughout the post. Chill.

He wasn't A chosen one. He was The chosen one. He made his choice and acted to save his daughter and their friends.

In a sense he did though. For heroes come in all forms and personalities. Gilear's moment was to save his daughter. He fulfilled his duty as a father and that makes him the Chosen One. Gilear Faeth is the Chosen One.

The bad kids chose him. He IS the chosen one.

he is the chosen one. the bad kids chose him. And then he chose to be a badass

He was chosen to become a god after he died, but they kept bringing him back to life 😂

To be fair gilear has died several times.

@@derpybird612 and resurrected just as many

he tried so fucking hard but no matter what they always found a way to bring back the chosen one

Even Fabien wanted to save Gilear in the end! 🥲

Oh my fucking god, you win

I actually laughed out lout at this

🤝

Until I read this comment, I never put two and two together with his leg plate being the catching point.

I spat out my drink, damn it lol 😅 good job you win

Unfortunately him realizing he's cool instantly killed him.

Your think a man hung like a horse that took enlargement surgery would be more confident but I appreciate that even so he was still suffering a confidence crisis

@@manticorephoenix enlargement? That shit is all natural. He was able to nail Sandra Lynn the Unfaithful for several years

Gilear is the best character in my book, such a great dude lol

legit, rewatching this scene made me tear up.

Omg that’s it that’s exactly what it reminds me of

Listen, in this universe of "maybees" and "whoknows?", there are two eternal constants: Fig loves Gilear, and Gilear loves Fig.

She called him dad 3 times in a row and it fed my soul

Its worth finishing! Their relationship grows really well

its funny that you had to see Baby without context

I mean yea he raised her, thats how people should earn the title

He can't be completely pathetic. He's got to have something going for him.

Jack Rota he’s packin

GILEAR IS JERRY FROM PARKS AND REC

His winning personality, of course

AND almost sklonda

"Gilear's just zis guy...y'know?"

That is one of my favorite moments in all of D20. The crew just couldn't grasp that there was nothing special about him. "Why would you make such a cursed character" "HE'S NOT CURSED HE JUST A GUY!!!!!" Like, Brennan had been trying to get them to stop bringing him along to stuff, but I'm glad he leaned into him in later episodes.

I think that's what makes the character work. Because, especially in fantasy, this premise is often a starting point for any hero; Just some dude,, lived their life, then.... something happen, they discover magic, a dragon comes fucks their sister and doesn't call, whatever call to greatness, evil or good, but Gilear lives in the opposite end. He dealt in diplomacy, he basically balanced the scales between entire nations, then he hit hard times, and he just became... a guy, His story is basically an inversion of the trope, which occasionally align kinda butterflies back in occasionally and, most compellingly, realistically aligns with what a real hero is; Just a person who does their best, with what they got, for what they care about. Whether that be staying in the line of danger to help these kids do dope shit, having a heart to heart with their daughter, or putting himself on the line in only a way he can and later risking hanging dong in public. Gilear is just a guy, but he's a good guy.

He is the chosen one

*Cues, "I'm Just a Girl - Instrumental"* Somebody make a parody!

Look in the streets and you’ll appreciate that feeling even more

Gilear the modest, slayer of demons and father of devils

Armour of Sin: NOPE XD

Not humility just abysmal self esteem lol

He's got pride though, it's why the armor latched into his c*ck. Oddly enough

Lou just gradually raised his hands with every word Brennan says

No way, he still needs to face the Night Yorb :P

No...this...this is just the beginning...

G dog the conqueror of demons, slayer of the night yorb and bedder of Bill Seacaster's wife also known as the hungman

@Grim Greycastle damn, ‘the hungman’ is pretty great, dude

@@grimgreycastle5141 I CAN'T

Oh my fucking god

what a hero

Absolute madman and a legend.

Pfffft what a fucking legend. Many thanks to your uncle and cheers to the greatest generation

Damn leviathan pay wall...

What im hearing is as you level up as a commoner, you become more average

Hot Gilear summer never ends in your heart

I’m much more partial to Murph’s “analytical frown” to “maniacal cackle”

@@vee8101 that's in my top 2 for sure lol

Siobahn will always get me but Emily takes the cake here. That telltale bounce beforehand screams that she knew EXACTLY who was coming to the rescue.

He will accidentally kill the Night Yorb by spilling yogurt on it.

Dylan Nanfria what about the Night Yorb?

Hey! Speak not of the Night Yorb.

Wait why? The Night Yorb is such a funny name

@@catsrcool1106 dude stop no joke

All the while going, "AH MY PENIS!! OH GODS THE PAIN!!"

Well, its kinda like if an adventurer had a person riding their back whilst they stabbed a monster. The adventurer did the killing and gets the exp, the person along for the ride doesn’t. Gilear was just a guy trapped in a suit of armor that was acting on its own, thus the armor would get the exp.

Instead of a black wolf it’s just a cup of yogurt

Yes!!

I mean he's way bigger in size (i honestly imagine hom being like double of gilear's height) so him also being bigger makes sense because of proportions

Speaking from experience, a large schlong is a kinda fun novelty for a tiny bit (no pun intended) but ultimately can’t really fill EVERY hole (pun absolutely intended). 😅

It would be funny as hell if they were the same size Also I don't think the cheating was a bedroom thing, just Sandra Lynn being Sandra Lynn (as evidenced by her wanting a one night stand with Gilear while in a relationship with Jawbone)

@@Draigo_MD Yeah probably lol

It’s worth the subscription.

Yeah, it’s worth the subscription

yup, this is from s2

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