'Give Me the Machine, I'll Finish it Myself' & More Crazy Client Stories | Tattoo Artists React

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If you’ve ever watched our channel, you know that tattoo clients can be a little… What's the polite way to say this? Wild? Kooky? Berserk? Actually, all of those are applicable. We asked our panel of artists to tell us their craziest client story and they did not disappoint.
At this rate, we’re pumping out seasons of Tattoo Artists React faster than those “Now This Is What I Call Music'' psychopaths. This time around, we’ve brought back some of your favorite characters to share their ridiculous stories, per your requests. We also had the chance to sit down with some folks for the very first time. This season you’ll watch us tackle the big questions, tell some silly tales and react to this thing the kids seem to love called TikTok.
Thanks for watching!
#Inked #BadTattoos #TattooArtists
Anthony Christian / anthologytattoos
Boris Bianchi / borisbianchi
Bradley Silver / bradleysilvertattoo
Dan Czar / danczar_
Deanna Maffeo / deannamaffeo
Jesse Levitt / jesselevitt
Joey Perez / tattoosbyjoeyp
Kasey Gonzalez / tattoosbygonzo
Mike Devries / mikedevries
Nick the Tailor / nickthetailor
Nico Perez / inkbynico
Nora Ink / nora_ink
Poch / poch_tattoos
Pony Lawson / ponylawson
Raphael Barros / raphaelbarrostattoos
Robby Latos / robbylatos
Sara Fabel / sarafabel
Sasha Masiuk / sashatattooing
Snuffy / snuffy.nyc
Thom Bulman / bulman_tattoons
Victoria Todd / victoriatoddarttt
Woah Kat / woahkat

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@inked 3 года назад

What’s the wildest thing you’ve ever seen happen in a tattoo shop?

@jimthompson9992 3 года назад

Have to say the parlor I used to go to was really calm whenever I was in there...I can only think of one little girl who just kept squirting spray butter in her mouth the whole time she was getting her tattoo...she went through an entire bottle of spray butter...just kept going squirt, squirt, squirt...the whole time just smiling and squirting spray butter...nothing like these stories!

@rerunson740 3 года назад

I went to get some ink done about a year ago, and I saw a woman breast feeding her child while getting tattooed . It was pretty weird. I guess I was staring, because she gave me the nastiest look, like I was the weird one...

@inked 3 года назад

@@jimthompson9992 WHAT?!?! That's psychopath stuff.

@1standlast 3 года назад

The tattoo artists and actual owner of the shop (after hours) and I were all smoking a huge bong. Like literally 4 feet tall. This is like 11 years ago. And then a little 2 or 3 year old walked out from the back of the shop somewhere. I remember just not believing my eyes. I left.. Next door was also a 24 hour day care where allllll kinds of people came and went. But hey if you work nights you still need day care! Just maybe not that one lol

@linoylerer5346 3 года назад

When I came to get my first tattoo there was this stoner who used to be a soldier in the Israeli army and he just keeps on saying that I shouldn't get a yin and yang tattoo while I was getting tattooed because it belongs to the Bodhisam and shit and I was just sitting like nah that ain't right who the fuck are you again can I just get tattooed peacefully while he tattoo artist just kept saying he's deeply traumatized you don't want to upset them hello I was 16??

@anacvitanovic4710 3 года назад

Poch is really traumatized by the poop story

@inked 3 года назад

Haha. Or... it's hilarious and he just can't help but tell people about it.

@anacvitanovic4710 3 года назад

@@inked true, it's a gift that keeps on giving

@skeletonsinscarves3965 3 года назад

Poop is traumatic if its not in a toilet or wherever its supposed to be

@clairezita4145 3 года назад

I think @inked is right Poch just loves that story

@XxDreamlightDemon90xX 3 года назад

shit happens XD

@DakovaL 3 года назад

In Russia, clients tattoos themselves

@xLCLIPx 3 года назад

236 likes

@adam0625 3 года назад

been waiting for this comment

@snwia9i281 3 года назад

name checks out

@ryanbeazer6780 3 года назад

In russia you rent machine for free

@johnsmith-so5do 3 года назад

Best story

@isaacingalls720 3 года назад

I love the "dont fall down the stairs" rule

@inked 3 года назад

It's a very reasonable rule.

@DucklynStark 3 года назад

What if someone came in with a wheelchair?

@agentoregon7212 3 года назад

yeah its unfortunately kinda ableist. businesses have to be ADA compliant.

@DucklynStark 3 года назад

@@agentoregon7212 I'm going to assume the down stairs parlor(?) is for those who are able to use their legs, and they have a "hidden" room for people that are handicapped in some way.

@OliverHeikkinen 3 года назад

@@agentoregon7212 i'm sure when they call in to schedule they can mention that they can't walk down the staircase and then they'll find a way around that.

@frogsarecooliguess2603 3 года назад

Note to self: Always use the restroom before getting a tattoo, before you end up like Carmen and Super-Shitter 9000 (seriously, how does one manage to shit ON the wall?? I mean props to him but damn that's foul)

@inked 3 года назад

Glad you were able to learn something from this video 😂

@matejmajtanik5323 3 года назад

I dont know man, but people shit on walls, I can confirm that. The process itself remains a mystery to me as well but I have seen the aftermath of it a few times so it seems to be a common occurence

@ZerudaDensetsu 3 года назад

Working at McDonald’s im high school, you’d be surprised by the amount of people who can do that.

@SavaFiend 3 года назад

Back in the day when I was in college, and when I was living in the dorms, someone kept messing up one of the bathroom stalls like there would be shit splatters on the toilet seat the side of the stall and all over the wall in the back. And then after awhile it started to be more than one stall that was messed up it happened multiple times every week until finally somebody on the floor got fed up and put a big sign up that said "Whoever has the shit splatter problem please confine it to one stall" because it got to the point where there literally were no clean stalls left to use sometimes. I have no idea how the person did it or what their issue was but damn, it was bad!

@Meg_of_all_threads 3 года назад

Oh believe me! I work at the ER and see my fair share of bathroom smeared in shit to the wall! Things is, when explosive diarrhea happen and thoses people bend over... It's not only the pants that take off at that moment! 🤣 Don't bend forward! That or they believe shitting by hovering on the toilet seat is a good call... Dude! Come on!

@CARATMom 3 года назад

Poch can keep telling that story until he is over his trauma.

@lalala__ 3 года назад

Mean girls quote came to mind “ Gretchen I’m sorry for telling everyone you had diarrhea at Barnes & nobles and I’m sorry for repeating it now “

@GreekMythology27 3 года назад

sara fable talking abt crying and growing with her clients genuinely got me emotional, she's so sweet and kindhearted! her appearances on inked are definitely some of my favourites 💕

@DucklynStark 3 года назад

Her and Dolly

@minastollery5640 3 года назад

I'm two sessions into a piece with her, and she's a freaking sweetheart. I can't recommend her enough

@seratonindealer4829 3 года назад

I’m not a creative person, but these stories make me wanna become a tattoo artist anyway

@inked 3 года назад

This does not sound like the wisest business decision, but go for it!

@AshJen3 3 года назад

MULTIPLE stories of people shitting themselves makes you want to become a tattoo artist?

@justharry2190 3 года назад

@@AshJen3 Don't uckie someones jummies.

@justwannawatchyoutubegeez2381 3 года назад

Immediately I’m thinking of the guy on family guy who runs a shop next to something else. I want a skull. Ok well I can do Kermit the frog. How bout a. I’ve Kermit the frog? No I want a skull. Ok well I’m just gonna go ahead and do Kermit the frog 🐸 😆

@lesensfreude8732 3 года назад

Just become a nurse in a psychiatry.

@LeLooFreak 3 года назад

As always, the editor is the star of the video

@5biFive 3 года назад

That fly tho xD

@inked 3 года назад

We'll let them know 😍

@amandasyamsul5064 3 года назад

Sara Fabel is the sweetest ever, such a nice way to end the video

@inked 3 года назад

We don't deserve her 🙈🙈

@Nome_e_Cognome Год назад

@@inked but the video ended with Sly impression story!

@silk8488 3 года назад

I can't believe that guy tells the shit story with such a bright smile on his face, I'd be traumatized for life

@millijames 3 года назад

Pony & Poch need to start a podcast please 🙏

@nadianadia4867 3 года назад

Tattoo machine's buzz sounds instead of bleeps is actually really clever

@rachaelpoulin1997 3 года назад

I love how this video started with pooping on the table and ended with watching clients grow over the years.

@inked 3 года назад

We gotta cover all the bases

@JonathanLFelix 3 года назад

The pizza party story is hilarious

@inked 3 года назад

For the record, we weren't invited either.

@endlessvoid7952 3 года назад

🤣 I'm dying... A fucking pizza party?!

@juzkful 3 года назад

I would literally pay money for a picture of those self inflicted brow tatts 🤣🤣🤣

@snottyspoon476 3 года назад

Imagine being famous because you tattooed the crap out of someone... literally. Nice flex.

@user-np1ul4nb4d 3 года назад

The dislikes are from carmen

@chiranisilva1625 3 года назад

Sylvester Stallone was that one kid in elementary school who managed to fail at art

@Kelly583 3 года назад

😆

@Kelly583 3 года назад

Why, why

@brioche8123 3 года назад

“I was so tired, you know. She was so crazy”. This pretty much sums up customer service lol

@jasminesanchez1654 3 года назад

I never would've thought that Sylvester Stallone would be such a difficult client😂

@KaneDeath4 3 года назад

Nah he definitely seems the type. Hes from a different era. My father and grandfather are similar

@axolotllan 3 года назад

It seems like he's saying Sly is an awesome guy but difficult client because odds on he's the type that things have to go through external approvals to a certain degree but doesn't know how to tailor his asks and likely only has limited time frames from when he makes the request to when he expects it done given his own work scheduling.

@dancingdreamstar 3 года назад

I hope the editors got FAT holiday bonuses and a good ass raise because the editing is FAN👏🏻TAS👏🏻TIC👏🏻

@Gizmoe222 2 года назад

I LOVE that when she asked to finish it herself you actually let her 😂😂

@palomau.4127 3 года назад

"He was a very lovely lad, if I might add"

@charliebrayson 3 года назад

Lively*

@GreekMythology27 3 года назад

the sylvester stallone stories were so weird but honestly not surprising at all lmao

@inked 3 года назад

You weren't surprised that he went and had somebody PRODUCE A BRAND NEW COLOR OF INK?! That's truly crazy stuff.

@GreekMythology27 3 года назад

@@inked lmao my bar for celebrities is just on the floor tbh

@XXallycat101XX 3 года назад

I had a tattoo artist tell me while he was tattooing me that his girlfriend always asks him to put a screwdriver up her ass. I didn't ask for the story, he just began telling it to me out of no where 😂

@pearlrocks1 3 года назад

Poch thrives when he's telling stories with people! Him and pony are my favs!

@zoeycollins4067 3 года назад

The Pooch billboard had me screaming! 😂. The editor deserves a raise!

@KA-mk5fi 3 года назад

“I worked on the bar street... ...you know, where the bars are.” Oh, okay. Thanks for clearing that up

@aerongray2228 3 года назад

the three dots guy makes me feel a lot better about being a wuss when i got my first tattoo hahaha i nearly cried and my mum was there laughing and then when the tattoo artist started i was basically like "oh, its not that bad, i feel silly now"

@PwnagePotato590 3 года назад

That dude straight up telling a story about branding for a pimp? That's usually sex trafficking

@alexopal7830 3 года назад

Not really most the girls are manipulated by their pimp and they do these things willingly.

@lu656 3 года назад

@@alexopal7830 I don’t think you could say they’re actually doing it willingly if they’ve been manipulated into doing it

@christinevanzyl3106 3 года назад

I am glad he didn’t censure his language though. The reality is that prostitution is common. The variety of artists and their truthful answers is what makes this channel great

@brookew900 3 года назад

@@alexopal7830 “manipulated” and “willingly” don’t belong in the same sentence.

@delalangosta 3 года назад

Yeah, in the ER nurses are taught to look for tattoo branding as sign of someone's who's been trafficked... And the next step is to separate them from the possible trafficker and ask them discreetly if they need help.

@adamsimmer3886 3 года назад

I love the lady who says her craziest clients stories are of clients growing ❤

@junzzzzzz4996 3 года назад

When you’re so early, no funny comments yet but all about EARLY.

@inked 3 года назад

You gotta be the one to make the funny comment 😂😂

@halfdeadminah5857 3 года назад

I second that, make a funny comment yourself 💀💯....

@doobie_1038 2 года назад

That is hilarious"if you can't make it past the stairs no tattoo"😂

@estersone7387 3 года назад

This is just.. Compilation of " Worst tattoo sh!t stories"💀😂

@spencerandrews6676 3 года назад

Pony and Poch are the FUNNIEST pairing on here😂 they get me tilted every time I swear to go😂

@lottielotte 3 года назад

✨ Sarah is so wholesome. ✨

@skyripper2837 3 года назад

Now I wish to hear more of those Russian stories!

@mythical_pizza 2 года назад

Inked's video effect editors are great, the shakes as the toilet detonates, the heavenly sound and sparkle, like, just great. Really accentuates the story

@brandihatcher9898 3 года назад

“No. YoU KnOw WhAt GiVe Me ThE MaChInE I’m GoNnA fInIsH iT bY mYsElF!” Such a modern day Karen. Could you imagine doing a giant piece of detailed, colored artwork and having the client stop you and just take the machine and do it themselves because you can’t “do it right”.? Something that would’ve maybe looked like Picasso himself had created would turn into straight dog shit.

@silk8488 3 года назад

At least she was happy with the result and shut the fuck up. Good for her i say, even tho she was obnoxious

@heart.9889 3 года назад

Actually it probably looks a lot like a Picasso if the client took over 😂

@MOMO-vn6lv 3 года назад

Well it was Russia

@terracotta5153 3 года назад

Russian Karen...so a Katya

@serazharkova7564 2 года назад

Bruh I could literally imagine one of my aunties doing this 😭😭😭 russian ladies are for real like this

@OMGAhya 3 года назад

Damn the poop ones are crazy. The closest I’ve gotten was, while I was getting my leg done, I accidentally farted a bit. It wasn’t loud or anything, just a slight piff that escaped my ass. Luckily both my artist and I had headphones on, except I was on my stomach and knew I let one slip out while he worked the back of my knee. I fucking died inside a bit. 😂

@kyrasirwaitis 3 года назад

✨Sparkle✨

@elenawilliams32 3 года назад

Hairdressers have these crazy stories too! It keeps life interesting.

@AJ-uo5zl 3 года назад

'it's always the cute ones' can confirm I am very cute and my farts are straight traumatizing lmao

@lilo5437 3 года назад

Give Poch and Pony their own special 😂

@konstance13 3 года назад

The flashbacks of Poch telling the poop story thru the seasons really had me dead, like I'm still laughing

@tony_ghost9 2 года назад

pooch.. by far my favorite artist😭🤣 always getting me in trouble laughing in class at the worst times🤣🤣

@mushroom6707 3 года назад

Sara Fabel radiates positive energy every video.

@TheOmNomGirl 3 года назад

The last one was so wholesome 🥺

@JCouncil 3 года назад

that pizza was bussin ngl... wish you were there 😂😂😂

@coldtea3628 3 года назад

Guys, pls do CAPTIONS. Auto-generated doesn't cut it :(

@squirrelofealdor8332 3 года назад

Sara fabel is just so wonderful i wish so badly that I wasn't flat broke so I could have her tattoo my dream wildflower sleeve because everything I see about her makes me appreciate her more

@hughjazz6993 3 года назад

If you make a hole in a net, there are less holes in it than before..

@inked 3 года назад

Somebody's hitting the good stuff.

@lilo5437 3 года назад

🤯🤯🤯

@s1121. 3 года назад

I love how it started with shit stories and ended with a really nice heartfelt story

@endlessvoid7952 3 года назад

"Sorry Carmen from the Bronx" 🤣

@worlore1651 3 года назад

5:40 3 dots tattoo can mean mi vida loca or my crazy life. usually in a triangle, it can mean they are from prison or murdered someone lmao

@GardenofEeyore 3 года назад

I always wondered this, now when people lose their bodily functions by accident, is it because of where the needle hits at a specific part of the body you're tattooing? I never knew why. Like it relaxes the muscles and it's always poop.

@daveg5574 3 года назад

Whoever edits these videos makes these episodes interesting to watch and hilarious👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

@Spatzenzunge 3 года назад

Seeing people... grow. 🤣😘 Girl, don't change.

@onyouracheeks-naposladach3177 3 года назад

I am in love with what Sara represents with her personality. So pure! Also, thank you for posting these vids, that helps a lot, as I can't get inked here in UK because of the pandemic situation *cries in gay*

@alexsmith2885 3 года назад

My artist (not while I was there) was shot in the head at his shop and survived. Super sweet guy

@Catbirdmom2 3 года назад

Oh my goodness! I felt bad that I had to leave straight from work and couldn’t shower again before my appointment. GI issues would have been a nightmare! As it was my first tattoo I had done a ton of research and I had read you should hydrate so I drank a ton of water all day and had to keep saying, “uhm, I have to go again.” (Which was embarrassing enough)

@ferolsellon7749 3 года назад

"the limit does not exist!" Thank you, kady

@k1pepeo 3 года назад

I'm here for Pony and Poch 😂

@nashimiriph1221 3 года назад

I really want to see Sara Fabel's tatoo story, she has such beautiful tatoos

@cedgson91 3 года назад

Yes! More crazy client stories :)

@maikebaier8004 3 года назад

Does someone remember the "uhmmm. I am tattooing Jesus right now" story😂😂😂?!

@tattoolover5753 3 года назад

Love hearing these stories

@moim1280 3 года назад

Those intros make me happy

@sk8mysterion 3 года назад

Very cool, digging the quality 😁✌️

@WindowPains 3 года назад

The pizza party had me dead 💀😂😂

@chloepekel 3 года назад

Can we have Chris Showstopper come back? Even if you have to zoom him in 😅

@kolinnitruc8692 3 года назад

2:34 because the bars go somewhere else during the day

@craqqem8976 3 года назад

The editing of these videos are getting so fucking good 🙏🏻

@brad6555 3 года назад

Why is everyone talking about how good the editing is. Explain to me why its so good.

@angelsanchez6028 3 года назад

The last one is so precious tho

@TheXiguazhi 3 года назад

It's the poch and pony show every time. Pochs laugh is exactly like my friend booch. It's pretty damn uncanny

@SilviaBlah97 3 года назад

Whoever is making these edits is a legend 🔥

@hahahahaha904 3 года назад

i have learned so much about tattoos from this stuff

@inked 3 года назад

That's the goal 👏

@zoinomiko 2 года назад

Awww that last one

@usernotfound6407 3 года назад

the editor is killing it again

@virginiavarble7818 3 года назад

I want to be friends with these people! They're awesome!!!

@aneurysm1991 3 года назад

Wasnt the pizza story told in another video? Or am I having deja vu?

@inked 3 года назад

I don't think so, or at least not here. But everything blurs after a while... lot of weird stuff happens.

@lilo5437 3 года назад

Nah, I think I’ve heard it before

@axolotllan 3 года назад

might've been the coworker describing it... I think I heard it brought up too but not by him if that makes sense? Or there's just secret pizza parties at tattoo conventions as a rule... that don't exist but cause drama anyways.

@marzallen6762 3 года назад

it was told in a previous video (im not sure which one) but yeah it was told before by the other guy

@axolotllan 3 года назад

@@marzallen6762 thank you for validating my eclectic recollection and op's too

@MegaAlonso15 3 года назад

that guy with the bulls jersey..... he is a good person

@ThatTattooGuyOfficial 3 года назад

Hahahaha the girl that pooed her self

@Mimyakko 3 года назад

It was a horrible decision to watch this while eating 🤦🏾

@nmmarquesm 3 года назад

Exactly!

@juratory8876 3 года назад

Sara Fabel is such a queen 😩

@melissaroldan7137 3 года назад

A secret pizza party lmaoooooo 🤣

@sehajkaur4167 3 года назад

istg ive heard another tattoo artist tell that story about the pizza party before on this channel. imagine if it was the same person...

@codfishbricker 3 года назад

Sara Fabel is too pure for this world

@vesperslynd2676 3 года назад

haha i heard that "impression"(not saying intentional) of sylvester as well :)

@jose.agustin4200 3 года назад

Carmen is definitely watching this 😂

@InTheHereAndNow 3 года назад

My tattoo artist called me after the session to tell me that he didn't "like my choice of colors" and bitch me out because I wanted to go somewhere else to get what I wanted done if he couldn't do it. All he did was complain during the session, which I've never seen. Why does my choice bother you? Then don't do my tattoo, instead of disrespect me for my choice... Long story short, my husband called this asshat back and that was the end of it.