Gleaning the Meaning | The Unexpectables II | Episode 71 | D&D 5e 

Of course The legend of suny sunshine,crinkles avianmen, penance awfultongue,objective of iron, orkin the orkin, and some fancy bird named Rimy Corbin

Instead of Greckles getting expensive alcohol for Helga it's now Gaiuss getting expensive tea's for Lynne.

I can't get over the "Revolver Pastalot" bit, 😂

I do like thee moment when we talk to Lin they are always so comical and grand. As she tries to brace herself for what the boys bring her next. Great session guys.

The opening banter just made me wonder what a Gun-Tuber DnD game would be like. Just having a table with Brandon Herrera, Kentucky Ballistics, Donut Operator, and Demolition Ranch all running a fantasy game.

Mayor: you taking the dragon with you Otho: you’d rather keep it here Mayor: NOPE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Animated intro: 28:25 Re-cap: 30:14 Start time: 31:34 Break end: 2:15:33 More timestamps below: Animated intro: 28:25 Re-cap: 30:14 Start time (Rise and shine): 31:34 Seal exchange: 35:54 Rewarded: 42:51 Uncomfortable truths: 49:45 Nope, Final exchanges: 58:55 Flight : 1:07:01 Back to the vault: 1:13:50 Meeting of minds: 1:19:40 Inside voices: 1:32:04 Long-suffering Lynn: 1:37:49 Glean: 1:42:34 Mind reading test: 1:50:42 The Reclaimers?: 1:55:20 Break Start: 2:02:02 Break end (Scare Owl ): 2:15:33 Rituals and destinations: 2:24:00 Ritcher's Romanticism: 2:31:47 Education, The Gentle Wave: 2:38:21 Letters: 2:45:38 Close to home: 2:55:13 Emotional support Wark: 3:06:12 Inner pinnacle: 3:11:42 Barracuda: 3:19:00 Come as you are: 3:24:05 Ocean Lords Arrive: 3:32:02 Et tu, Brutus? (Art): 3:38:43 Locked in, : 3:46:53 The state of Isenvale: 3:49:27 The question of Governance : 3:59:14 The consequences of our actions: 4:04:56 Trade talk: 4:11:38 Contiditions: 4:19:43 Fallout: 4:26:47 Session end (One-shot potential): 4:36:59 Monty continues to be far better at politics than she gives herself credit for. Another great episode.

Omg, I can't believe it's THEE Motley Crew

After finally seeing how Brutus Valentinius acts in an official manner and his picture, I now understand Ky better

On today's episode of the Unexpectables. Isqan tries tweeting, Milo gets a history lesson, Ky brings his fancy voice, Gaius tests a theory, and Otho makes small talk.

I loved this pre-game chat. So much gun talk :D

Thoughts on Brutus Shouldn't be spoilers. Brutus is awesome. The looks, the ferocity. And the curious case of his current condition. Otho sees the powerful and respectable lord. Ky sees the overpowering father figure. I want to peel back more of this onion.

You know you guys talking about guns at the very beginning was the most American you’ve ever been online I’m rather impressed lol

The M1 grand is not a bolt action it’s semi automatic makes a pinging noise when you eject the empty clip fun fact, the ejection of the clip did let the enemy know that you ran out of ammo however, our soldiers used that information against them by taking an empty clip and tapping it, making the ping noise

KINDA SPOILERS BELOW WATCH THE EPISODE FIRST. OKAY HOLY COW LEMME SPEAK. Dudes, lowkey the first time I've gotten chills from a dnd session since the whole Brutus office reveal when the brothers were in their house. Brutus's reveal as been stupid built up for so long and BOY was I in the live crowd that freaked. Perfectly executed. Also, first time in like a year The Unexpectables has not only kept me through the entire livestream, but also on the edge of my seat the entire session like WHAT. Painful to admit but usually I jump in at the intro, stay awake till the break, get heavy eyes during the break, pass out during the break, and then wake up the next morning with a dead phone battery and the other half of the session to watch after classes, but not this Wednesday nope, I was awake whenit started and I was awake until they ended the session. I love the show and love to listen to it while doing crafts, but like I couldn't this session because I kept putting it down and WAVING MY ARMS AROUND WHAt. But I was hooked the whole time. Even with the 2 week build up (imo) the payoff was excellent. I promise you usually im never into a dnd session like a nerd but this Wednesday night was DIFFERENT, specifically, at the point where Brutus's art was revealed. When Monty was like, "Otho Ky you know what your father looks like.. But for the rest of you.." I actually started to mouth "don't you dare. Don't you FREAKIN DARE" because I was 100% certain Monty was gonna cut the session there. Like, I was actually getting the "when the good book ends on a cliffhanger" syndrome over a dnd session. I feel everyone sorta had in their head what they imagined Brutus to look like with the descriptions we've had, bUT BOY WAS I OFF BY LIKE, 40 BRICKS AND A CEMENT TRUCK. With the banter the session comes to 5 HOURS, and honestly wouldn't have complained if it went longer. ALSO KYSERS ACCENT CHANGE, WOW, I was like oh no the frick he didn't thats not KYSER VALINTINIOUS. Also freakin Brutus calling out the Toll and the Bridge thats incredible, The group name pending have a good few choices for what they can do next, and boy am I excited. Great session, great character moments, loving that dragon im really interested of how that situation going to continue, and ready for the ONESHOT. Usually im hyped over a dnd SILENTLY, but boy was this one gold. Great job guys, you all have successfully formed a story that got a crocheting fan to put her hook down to silently scream at the dm over fear of a cliffhanger, that's high praise.

A bucket, a bucket of water! How unexpected. And by that I mean completely expected!

Nice to get another upload from the Unexpectables, the second most popular show on the Unexpectables channel. Always lovely to hear your voices, hope y'all are doing well and staying classy :)

I've been going back through campaign one, and I have a theory, Mark's bad luck with rolls is punishment for him being friends with Bosco, the more of an asshat Bosco becomes, the worse luck Mark had with rolls, such as a certain natural one after being hit by a spider club......

Ah, Zito talking about the Alofs shotgun system for one, and two Monty embracing the Jeckle and Hyde of the average Canadian: sweet, nice and un-aliving someone!

I like how Glean is actually the most important and powerful asset they have in their country a psychic dragon brain damage sure, but if they can heal that if they can get Glean to his full potential he’d be a powerful force to be reckoned with

Fun fact, Revolver Occelot in fact does speak Italian. Revolver Pastalot is canon.

Before his art was revealed, for Brutus I was picturing Shere Khan from Tale Spin.

You know i was wondering if the group's shenanigans would drive Lynn to drink, i bet she reached for something stronger as soon as they were gone.

Hooray, Monty got bettee and everyone is back

Nice to learn that Otho and Kai's father is Akuma. :p

monty out here living my experience with a 22 rifle followed by a shotgun. are we the same person? side note ive missed you guys something fierce, you always make me laugh with your antics.

I was half expecting Gaijin to say I like to fire tank XD

Yes, let's divide isenvale up and increase the range for cursed wolves, ogre wives, and political turmoil, that will improve things. Hi Bosco and Mark!

Good god, Zito, I actually suffered psychic damage for that crystal joke.

Can't wait to not hear that bottle being crushed anymore

Hi Mark! Hi Bosco! And welcome back Unexpectables 😊

Was not expecting a "charging the crystals" reference.

That sparrow is the same thing as the weasel and janitor from Ned's Declassified

1:10:55 Archer: "AAHH! The dust!! It's like being shot in the eyes by a glitter gun!!!"

Loving the valentine's day cards. On another note, Brutus reminds me of Ganondorf.

Wow, Rocky. That's a blast from the past

8:10 if you think about Milo does have a FIREarm : D puns!

46:25 I'm a little confused about the mechanics with the Key, I get if it doesn't work on like constructs or undead but monty says that it only works on Humanoids, however they used the key in episode 52 to shrink the giant sand worm?? Maybe it's just changing mechanics later on for peace of mind but im curious if they just forgot. Not trying to be that guy though lol

Dude monty you are killing me with this political battle. The more I learn about Brutus and Athel the more invested I get in these stories! Good job guys love the session 😊

I feel that its much easier to play a character that personality aligns with you, I always slip right into characters who are goofy, and that's why I want to applaud Bosco, now I do not know him personally but he seems to have a strong personality but Kai is so timid and it really shows his skill in being able to play those moments where Kai is scared or unsure, keep up the great work Bosco, i am ravenous for more!

When I look at the counsel of Marteralo, I can't help but swap these members with the crew I see it like this: Harland - Otho Gusbrand - Milo Brutus - Gaius Winona - Ky Koliko - Isqan

you don't need to have a name that's is nowhere close to other group names. I for one advocate for: Wark in progress

I had to laugh when they started talking about pepperidge farm cookies and complaining at the size. I live like an hour away from one of their factories and can buy them in 1-5 lbs bags. You literally have to eat a handful everyday just to get through them before they get stale. I am also running candlekeep for my library dnd group and have homebrewed it a bit, but my kids have had a lot of fun with it.

Reclaimers. Simple but effective. Plus their group officially started by reclaiming beads of Hoketh and are still reclaiming.

Let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! It's been a while!

Brutis looks like an anime villian my lord!!!

After the meeting: “So what now?”

I think Lyn needs a hug. And puppy therapy…and a lot more tea.

We got to see it. The scowl...

Somehow I am not entirely surprised by the responses of the meeting. I am a little confused why the Brothers’ father thinks the 5 of will be at each other’s throats for a country’s royal throne. I would have stated that we are here under the Queen’s instructions, she wanted us to save the country in a civil unrest for last.

3:13:45 hehe "flame Brazzers"

Can't wait for the civilization to evolve, then I was having that awkward episode where we set free the city wait over 142 episodes then the city returns even though by definition of understanding the lifespan of said city ohh wait no this is the Pokémon joke! Also gaius is speeding around at the speed of sound, rocking our rainbow feeling all around I can't remember the lyrics to this song but I'm pretty sure I'm singing it as best as I can recall!

I'm suprised that, despite being in bear country, Monty does not own a gun.

.... Im surprised they havent asked Goyle to be master of coin yet. Or at *least* keeper of the Vault.

For once, Mark is rolling well.

3:38:12 look out! the jester or bordeaux is near!

Well... It's easy to see where Otho gets his good looks from.

SECRET TUNNEL! SECRET TUNNEL!

I wonder if the shapes behind the Ocien Lord portraits mean anything. Alignment maybe? Just an observation.

SPOILERS ISH KINDA. when otho brought up that the party had been going to all these different mage vaults, and that they should have a group name, i thought of a couple things, and decided on one i thought woulda been neat, i mostly remember the last one, "Vault Divers"

If we're making names for the dragon, id like to submit the name Toby Edit: nvm Glean it is then

If we're not supposed to eat the dice, why do the dice trays conveniently gather up spoons?

guys i dont think ky is brutus's son. treated him like trash from birth compared to otho, got pissed when ky introduced himself as valentinius, and treated the mother harshly after ky was born to

Hate to tell ya guys i think someones already taken the m1 garand sound on twitch bit.

52:42 this needs the be a short

Glean and mean

Tbh, idk bkut this names, motley crew made me think copyright, people have sued 4 lrss, and reclaimers doesn't roll off the tongue. Thought Zito was gonna say vault raiders or something, but you know, their game, their name

I find it a bit hypocritical that some of the ocean lords are having issues with some of the party being both steward and filling certain positions when the ocean lords already do that.

Poor Otho and Kai

Hope thet name the dragon lil guy

Even I don't get y mark said keyblades, khux perhaps?

Why josuke specifically connor? I'd argue dragonball used that trope more

OK I'm in the middle of watching ep 25 of c1 and you can't tell me that rebue isn't possibly that kid or could possibly be every man

VIANTIUS LIVED?????????

Team Name Necrecta's Bane

He survived????

So when do we attack Brutus?

I love guns shotgun handguns rifles always want to fire machine gun especially mini gun, especially a mini gun lol

3:49:31

Ik I smelled a one off

Well, in order to get him a firearm ether him self or from someone else he or the one giving it to him we need to go through a criminal background check and have a license

Spoiler warning: The negotiation part kind of made me cringe a little. Monty, you were perfect and did nothing wrong; it was masterfully done. However, One of the ocean lords literally asked “do you have a standing army?” And Isqan actually answered NO. They were then ASKED “why should we not just annex you?” And our heroes response is “it would be too difficult for you to carve up our land, resources, and citizenry.” Literally saying “don’t take our lands, it would take too much paperwork”. I get that this is a game and Monty must make concessions in order to make it fun, but they would have been annexed before they had even left the room. Marteralo does not have any active conflicts, Athel is currently in the midst of political and martial turmoil, and Hearthlen is still recovering after military defeat. Marteralo has full strength, the forces needed to police the state, easy access to the area, and full authority to claim all of Isenvale. The negotiations of annexation wouldn’t even take an hour.

No the reclaimers is a dumb name. I’d much rather go Mötley Crüe, but not my game, but damn lame It’s like captain Deadpool or any of the other names, Deadpool picked before hand lol