GLORYHAMMER - Gloryhammer (Official Video) | Napalm Records 

Title: Gloryhammer Band: Gloryhammer Album: Gloryhammer Genre: Gloryhammer Date of release: Gloryhammer

What I like about Gloryhammer is the same thing I like about Sabaton - they sing about actual events. Admittedly the War of Space Dundee isn't as well represented in music as World Wars I and II.

After Anakin listened to this song, he started calling his lightsaber his crystal-powered youngling slasher

"Mighty Prince with a license to slay" Is a highly underrated line, but that's only because there are so many brilliant lines.

Just bought the CD. I call it my "Thunder blasting neighbor angerer".

this is the kind of "not taking itself seriously" that power metal always needed

"Is that a banana in your pants, or you just happy to see me?" "Baby, that's my LASER! POWERED! GOBLIN! SMASHER!"

Fantasy: Gloryhammer War: Sabaton Religion: Powerwolf

Angus McFife will be the one to defeat Thanos.

LASER POWERED GOBLIN SMASHER THUNDER STRIKING WIZARD THRASHER HEAVY METAL DARKLORD CRASHER For when calling your weapon a hammer just isn't enough

4:51 the moment he kissed his hammer, no one could have thought that one day he would trade it for a sword...

Sabaton: Our songs are about historical stories, good or bad. Battle Beast: Cyberpunk and berserk is our thing Alestorm: Pirates are rad, right? Gloryhammer: WHOO YEAH LETS FIGHT ZOMBIE UNICORNS ON THE MOON WITH HAMMERS MADE OF LAZERS!!!!!!

I don't know how they do it, but GH takes itself JUST seriously enough to be both hilarious and epic at the same time.

I love how this band just looks like the most unapologetic nerds ever.

When Angus McFife arrives into space: "Oh yeaaahhhh ♫" When I arrive into space: **dies**

I never considered myself a fan of cheesy stuff. Then I found Gloryhammer. I am now a block of Swiss.

"This can only mean that I have arrived into space!" Wow, nothing gets past you does it Angus?

When the party all multiclass into bard

This is the most original metal band of all time. Instead of getting lost in a forest, they get lost in space.

Him kissing the hammer is most wholesome moment in my life

NASA: we got the first picture of a black hole Angus McFife: Hold my laser powered goblin smasher

"How are submarines gonna help in a space battle?" drummer: "I like submarines."

"glory left my hammer" - Angus McSix

Press F for the TRUE Prince of Fife.

Gloryhammer:LASER. POWERED. GOBLIN. SMASHER. Goblin Slayer: I'll take your entire stock.

In the first album, the singer was green hiccup, in the second album, he was green lantern iron man McAwesomesunglasses, and now in this album, he's green Thor. This band is the greatest thing to ever happen to humanity.

0% Throwing money around 0% Scantily clad women 0% Swearing 50% *_G L O R Y_* 50% *_H A M M E R_*

Man, Ben Turk needs more love. Guy is a machine on those drums in every song.

Producer: How many more songs you want about hammer? GloryHammer: Yes.

Gloryhammer: nobody will top this cheesy music video we made for [insert song] Also Gloryhammer: hold my hammer

my four year old just watched Fellowship of the Ring for the first time. When he found out Gandalf was a Wizard he wanted to know if he was Zargothrax. When he found out orcs are like goblins he wanted to know if the good guys have a laser powered goblin smasher. I'm a good dad

Something that comes through in just about every video and image of Thomas Winkler performing is that he absolutely loves every second on stage, singing and acting his heart out.

This comment is purely for the RU-vid algorithm, as every person, alive or to live, needs to enjoy this song.

Galaxies swarming behind me Nebulas lying ahead This can only mean That I have arrived into space, oh yeah I feel the astral fire burning It's blazing deep inside of me It burns for the steel, my steel Fly high into space to charge my Laser Powered Goblin Smasher With the force of solar fusion Flowing through my veins My steel will blow you away Fighting mega battles every day Glory! Hammer! Wielding steel that is true Glory! Hammer! Since 1992 Glory! Hammer! For the King of Dundee, my destiny Glory! Hammer! My hammer will not surrender It fights until I'm to die Now time has come To regain its powerful might, once more Celestial light of new dimension Fill my maul with glory For all that is real, yeah Fly high into space to wield my Thunder Striking Wizard Thrasher The dawn of another reality Reinvigorates My steel will blow you away Fighting mega battles every day Glory! Hammer! Wielding steel that is true Glory! Hammer! Since 1992 Glory! Hammer! For the King of Dundee, my destiny Glory! Hammer! Forged by ancient Gods of warfare Wrought of lasers from the sun Now suffused with astral fire It is the time for battle Every knee will bow before me Every goblin king will fall Now the time has come to Regain our fallen pride once more Fly high into space to raise my Heavy Metal Darklord Crasher With the stars of this universe now Lying in my hands My steel will blow you away Mighty prince with a licence to slay Fighting mega battles every day Glory! Hammer! Wielding steel that is true Glory! Hammer! Since 1992 Glory! Hammer! For the King of Dundee, my destiny Glory! Hammer! It is my destiny To rule the Galaxy I am the one The chosen son Glory! Hammer!

The hardest line in any song ever "Galaxies swarming behind me, Nebulas lying ahead. This can only mean that I have arrived into space. Oh Yeah." Literally the best thing I've heard.

That frontmam looks like he can become *the Master of IKEA.*

Ok I'm calling it. Angus and Zargothrax are the 2 lost primarchs of Warhammer 40k

How you know you're a great band: Release not one, not two, but THREE songs about the same goddamn hammer and how great it is, and somehow make them ALL kick ass.

First, Angus wields a mighty hammer to smash rockets from the sky. Later, he reincarnates into Odin, the GentleGod, Master of IKEA. I would say "now I've seen everything", but knowing Gloryhammer and Nanowar I am quite certain that I have not.

Napalm: do you guys want to be fantasy metal or space metal? Gloryhammer: Yes

Journalists: What social message is in your music? Gloryhammer: LASER. POWERED. GOBLIN. SMASHER. I love this band

"All goblins will fall" ->Goes on tour with Nekrogoblinkon

This is what happens when you actually follow through with your plans to start a band with your DND pals

There is not one point in this song where the hype level decreases

Band: Gloryhammer Song: Gloryhammer Album: *NOT* Gloryhammer You had one job

Cheddar factory: This is terrible, there's no more cheese in the entire world. Gloryhammer: Don't you worry.

compare this single to the fly away single so much difference. Sorry im gonna wield the sword of primal power.

I love how his reaction to arriving into space is "oh yeah!" Get's me every time lmao

Christopher Bowes now needs to make an alstorm album about getting cursed from a new treasure to give him wizard like powers, the origin of Zargothrax

They're having so much fun with it that it wraps around to taking themselves seriously. This shit is awesome

Still my number one song for when I fly in to space.

Gonna tell my kids this was Thor: Ragnarok

Space submarines, now I have seen everything. Long life to Gloryhammer!

Keyboard player: Okay, where is my keyboard? Video director: Just stand there in front of the chroma and do things with your hands.

Btw this song is about him taking his newly acquired enchanted jetpack to fly into stars and charge his Hammer to defeat Zargothrax

0:22 "Are you upset that I blew up your kingdom last album?" "No man, we're good."

Everyone : "Oh my God ! The first trailer of Star Wars IX !" Me : "Oh my Hoots ! The first song of the new Gloryhammer album !"

Really love this band and this medieval sci-fi...err...space...fantasy... Gloryhammer's genre. Really love Gloryhammer's genre.

This music video had more plot than most Netflix originals. 10/10

Director: Okay, Chris. Grab your keyboard and let's film your parts. Chris: Nah, I only need this green screen and everything will be fine.

If no epic trilogy directed by Peter Jackson, at least give us a graphic novel?

1st time I watched this: WTF did I just watch? The next few times: This is kinda cool After listening to several of their songs on Spotify: I like this band. After listening to all 3 albums in song order to get a feel for the trilogy: This is awesome and I kinds get the story now. After reading the story synopsis on the Fan Wiki: This is awesome and I am now obsessed with this band! After watching this video for the 20th+ time and reading the story: I now get everything in this video. I know why he's flying into space. I know why there are submarines launching. I know why Angus is chilling with Hootsman and Ralathor (and why he's dressed in a military uniform). I know why Zargothrax and Ser Proletius are the bad guys. I'm sad that Ser Proletius is evil in this universe since he and the Knights of Crail or good in the first two albums. I know why Angus needs to charge the hammer near the sun. It makes so much sense now. This is the most epic band ever. They have three concept albums with a coherent story (although absurd and far-fetched and yet completely epic and awesome at the same time) that flows from one album to the next to tell a complete trilogy.

I miss old Gloryhammer so fucking much.

Headbanged too hard, now my neck is a little Thor.

If Thor had the Gloryhammer he wouldn't even have to go for the head.

1:05 LASER! POWERED! GOBLIN! SMASHER! 2:25 THUNDER! STRIKING! WIZARD! FLASHER! 3:58 HEAVY! METAL! DARKLORD! CRASHER!

It will never truly be Gloryhammer without the original Prince of the Kingdom of Fife!

Lyrics: Galaxies swarming behind me Nebulas lying ahead This can only mean That I have arrived into space, oh yeah I feel the astral fire burning It's blazing deep inside of me It burns for the steel, my steel Fly high into space to charge my Laser Powered Goblin Smasher With the force of solar fusion Flowing through my veins My steel will blow you away Fighting mega battles every day Glory! Hammer! Wielding steel that is true Glory! Hammer! Since 1992 Glory! Hammer! For the King of Dundee, my destiny Glory! Hammer! My hammer will not surrender It fights until I'm to die Now time has come To regain its powerful might, once more Celestial light of new dimension Fill my maul with glory For all that is real, yeah Fly high into space to wield my Thunder Striking Wizard Thrasher The dawn of another reality Reinvigorates My steel will blow you away Fighting mega battles every day Glory! Hammer! Wielding steel that is true Glory! Hammer! Since 1992 Glory! Hammer! For the King of Dundee, my destiny Glory! Hammer! Forged by ancient Gods of warfare Wrought of lasers from the sun Now suffused with astral fire It is the time for battle Every knee will bow before me Every goblin king will fall Now the time has come to Regain our fallen pride once more Fly high into space to raise my Heavy Metal Darklord Crasher With the stars of this universe now Lying in my hands My steel will blow you away Mighty prince with a licence to slay Fighting mega battles every day Glory! Hammer! Glory! Hammer! Glory! Hammer! Glory! Hammer! Wielding steel that is true Glory! Hammer! Since 1992 Glory! Hammer! For the King of Dundee, my destiny Glory! Hammer! It is my destiny Glory! Hammer! To rule the Galaxy Glory! Hammer! I am the one The chosen son Glory! Hammer!

9.5/10 didn't see any unicorns

Y'know I always like hammers...but I think a sword of... perhaps primal power...might be better

Listening to your songs always makes me feel emotional

"Galaxies swirling behind me, nebulas lying ahead. This can only mean that I have arrived to space. Oh yeah." I just love that line so much!

Me - :( Angus McFife - * Takes off to space * Me - :)

When you DnD game starts in another Galaxy and you had to swarm past a nebula or two just to make it on time.

I'm 40 now, and I thought I was done with Power Metal genre. Listening to this song blew my mind and got me into it again with an energy stronger than ever. Thank you.

Anyone who dislikes this is clearly a lackey of Zargothrax.

Pfft who needs the Avengers when you got Angus McMotherf*ckingFife.

For such a silly song, the singer's charisma is off the charts in this video. He must have rolled a natural 20.

This song just popped in my recommendations. I am so pleased.

Everyone: That guitar riff is awesome Me: His beard is glorious

When your DND group goes "Hey let's make a music video!"

Whenever Henry Cavill's Warhammer series gets released, I fully expect the soundtrack to be at least 90% gloryhammer

My roommate: *walks into my room* Me (looking the other way and wearing headphones): GLORY! HAMMER! GLORY! HAMMER! *pumping fist in the air* My roommate: *slowly closes door and walks away*

Angus McFife leading his forces against the Brotherhood of Nod, 1992 (colorized).

I just love how the singer grew.. like.. the first video he was a squishy boy.. now hes all grown up :D And his voice is better than ever!

Everyone Else: "Reinvigorates" Angus McFife XIII: "*REEEE*-EEEEEN-VI-GOR-ATES"

I chose to believe that all of the music is being made after their war, and they have made zargothrax a friend. they are now recounting their legendary battles for all to hear.

Being the welder of a different magical hammer I would like to say I completely approve of this song. Hell, we both even dislike goblins.

Yes finally I can know what happen after Hoots destroyed Earth

Long live the true Angus

I love how he gives Hoots a bro hug and salutes Ralathor

thor: the universe is in danger, hold my beer *goes with mjolnir* Angus: Eh ? Hold my laser powered goblin smasher, *goes with a beer*

Imperium Propaganda 41st Millennium colourized

I always feel late to the party when finding a "new" metal band. I'm just glad I wasn't so late this time that I missed the heyday by thirty years. I like these guys. Stab in the dark, they roll a lot of D20s when they aren't recording a new album.

f for angus

In the grim darkness of the 41st millenium there is only one entity able to hold back the despoiler and save humanity. To power this man 1000 guitar riffs are sacrificed every day at his golden throne. His golden hammer of justice and glory will soon strike down all the enemies of man.

i just reliased that gloryhammer is actually metal space opera when you think about it

This song really got me through a lot of tough times in my life. Along with it’s unfortunate how Thomas Winkler (Angus McFife the 13th) was fired. We will miss him very much but I know the new Angus McFife will save the galaxy once more from the next evil Wizard. For the eternal glory of Dundee!

I don't think enough love gets given to the cool holographic organ Bowes is playing.

My cheeks hurt from smiling so much! This is amazing! Glory! Hammer! Also omg that key change at the end!