Going To Prison Is Easier Than You Might Think. Seth Knorr - Full Special 

James 2:20,26

VA here

@cali budz really hard! And consistently!!

He was very funny. His tone of voice could use some help to increase reception.

he did choose to announce himself as a comedian several times. that's gay..

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@@sethknorr1 ☺☺☺☺

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I'm just sitting here wondering what a cleaning lady would be doing with a rag in the first place... xD

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Clean then don't let the housekeeper in!!!

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you should start at the top of the play all queue and binge them , really good comics here . it`s a good time and i like very dark humour .

@@William.Shakespeare Thanks for the recommendation. I will definitely check out more of this, but I won't binge; I listen to this stuff when I shower, cook, walk the dog, etc.

@@bradsmith6019 as it should be.

Thanks Brad! What an interesting assessment

My first DryBar was Boomer triggers GenZ snowflakes Brad Upton, they've had quite a few excellent comics. I'd recommend obviously the one I mentioned but also search DryBar people watching. You won't regret watching 'Life's better when you're fat' Josh Sneed, he's pretty awesome.

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You are very kind!

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How did her come up with that? The minds of comics are really genius. Edit: *he* not _her_ Also, this was sarcasm, it's an old joke

Must be a baby alive 😜

The 5 cent a day thing is probably based upon the adds claiming that starving children in less developed countries can be fed for that much money.

@@justinweatherford8129 first off, if the household is on a budget of less than a dollar a day, you kinda have to assume the food budget has to be 25¢ per person, or lower. So five cents would increase the kids food intake by at least 20%. A charity would lose it's tax status if it was found to be lying about work they weren't performing, in order to raise money Secondly, the phrase used in those adds tends to be "when you donate (usually it's a $20 per month subscription) you can *help* ensure a child like [whatever the kid on tv at the time has been named by the commercial's producer] never goes hungry" or "... *help* make sure kids like [kids name] get the full education that they deserve." Third up, he is a comedian. His entire job is based on exaggerating things to the point of absurdity to make an audience laugh. The advertisement he referred to that claimed _"you can completely feed Starvin Marvin for a nickel a day" in the timeline he gave, its likely never even existed outside of his joke. What is far more likely is that he saw something that asked for a small donation to make a huge difference in the lives of people who don't have any Starbucks near, let alone enough spend $9 and completely twisted it into what he imagined would get the audience to laugh Finally, and this one relates to the last one, how many times have you heard a Comedian say "just a few days ago, I was with [whoever], and [the most ridiculous and obviously fake concept] happened to me" I'm falling asleep, I hope I made some sort of sense

I was just coming to the comment section to see people destroying this guy for being awful. Imagine my surprise to see 115 thumbs up to a “this guy is funny” comment.

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The global warming part was stupid, and for stupid people. It was also stupid to say socialism is like everyone winning a medal. I'm not offended by those statements or anything, I'm well aware it's comedy and I consume tons of it. There is no crying democrat behind this keyboard. I just think those kind of jokes work well for stupid people and nobody else. It's brilliant if you are a republican who is not in the habit of looking things up. Those kind of jokes are just quick head nods at other members of team red. Lame.

@@jordanwolff5243- cool sorry, but next time use a therapist.

@@Cacophony314 It's just an opinion. Cool it. 😎

@@jordanwolff5243- I'm cool 😎.

Glad someone else noticed how fast he pans the room 😂

Wow, that was a thought out review. You don’t generally see that on RU-vid

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@@sethknorr1 your welcome

I had a lady demand gluten free. I asked her if she had celiac disease. She said no. I asked her what her problem was because my girl was celiac. She shut up quick.

That’s horrible ☹️

First World Problem? 10,000 years of eating wheat bread... And now it kills us?

@@rachaelsdaddontdrink It isn't just because of celiac disease.... it only affects a small percentage of people. What is likely happening is that the glyphosate and other chemicals used on conventional wheat is destroying the intestinal lining in people and creating leaky gut syndrome which triggers allergic responses. Heavy metals do the same thing... I can't eat wheat, dairy, tomato, soy, and potatoes now without issues. It sucks. I miss pizza.

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I'm in agreement with you.

His facial reactions are gold. I feel like he’s used to doing that head turn thing so everyone in the audience gets a chance to see it. It makes sense that he tours churches. But guys don’t need to do that when you have such high end cameras with multiple angles. Some comics probably aren’t used to drybar quality production.

@@MountainViewChurchFlagstaffAZ Maybe. The too-regular intervals for his jokes were probably more of a problem; I just think varying his movements would be a way to help transition without the unhelpful rhythm.

@@robertlewis6915 agreed

I agree. Hell, MY delivery is better. Unfortunately, it’s my material that sucks.

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This diss was cleverly written and I'm not mad at it.

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@@sethknorr1 Sick as a dog with covid thanks for taking my mind off of my eggs and pains and headaches

@@theresarathell4686 you’re welcome. Feel better!

Stealing Christmas tress????

@@sethmknorr not my best thinking! Imagine being in jail and people asking "what are you in for"? Never stole anything after that! Nor have I put up a 🌲

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Amazing because usually a sentence less than a year is served in jail. What kind of programs were you offered?

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Did you really? Show me your work. I want to solve it.

Yea, that used to drive me crazy. I’m the mom, so thinking I was getting pulled over was stress inducing.😎😜

wow red and blue , that is fantastic ! as an old homeowner i found these lightbulbs that rotate and have red and blue flashing lights , there is a magnify aspect to them so it kind of looks disco in a large area . i flick my front porch and pole light out front on from inside when kids speed down the street.also i do have cameras so i get to watch them lock the brakes up .

I know - right? Did he mean to say “hospital” … or did they check into a hotel to have a home birth and not have to clean up? 😉 Except his wife re-cleans hotel rooms ...

I caught that too

Yes, he did. I'm guessing it was unplanned birth not actually a c-section even though he told his son he came out of a tummy. But I was a little confused. He was ok to watch for free on yt, but I wouldn't go for a paid gig.

@@everynewdayisablessing8509 If his wife gave birth expectedly at a hotel, maybe he should have talked about that. It sounds like a funnier story than any of the ones he told.

@@everynewdayisablessing8509No one thought it was a C-section. He said “tummy” 1) to make the joke work and 2) avoid going into detail with a small child.

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Your children r lucky to have you for a parent.

I love how RU-vid is trying translate Yay

Yup, luckily that happens for me all the time

@@sethknorr1 Nice! I guess that saying is right, better to be lucky than funny.

@@rustylee1836 yup, I sure get lucky a lot. Generally all crowds laugh at comedians who aren’t funny. You should try stand up and record it. You’ll see.

@@sethknorr1 No, i got what you were saying, I was just poking a joke at you without rudely telling you how bad I found your standup. But you didn't want to leave it at that, you wanted to FURTHER attempt to brag about how crowds always love you. I wasn't planning to go there, but it seems clear that you want to have this conversation, okay cool np let's go: Drybar crowds laugh no matter what, it's why I've seen at least 10 people in various drybar videos falsely claim that Drybar adds a laugh track. I'd watch a different video of yours to guage the crowd reaction, but after I identify comedians that i find *absolutely terrible* I tend to steer clear, so I'm not gonna do that. Thanks for your input though. Just be pleased that so many people commented positively on the video, there's no need to act like a baby about the fact that not everyone likes you. I noticed you commented on a far far higher percentage of the comments that didn't like you, than the ones that did like you. The more successful comedians, actors, athletes etc know it's best to not respond to those that dislike them. Maybe you can follow their example.

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