Failing Out Of Kindergarten. Dennis Regan - Full Special 

who wouldn't?

Girl you are very pretty

@@travisnichols7892 That and $4 will get ya a big mac

@I Em Hoo I Iz you're not thinking of his brother Brian Regan are you?

Yo Madeline how you doin'?

partial credit to get an F+ !

B-

Been there

LoL

I’m impressed you remembered Glarb’s whole name🤣😁👍

Sometime I feel like I should be offended being that I am 61 years old. What are you saying, we're too old to be funny? What, people 60 and over not interested? Lol

@@doaver2.125 LOL if you are over 50 and still worrying about what others as about you YOU have MISSED the ride

Really impressive, it shows he has the natural talent for comedy.

😂😂😂

😂😂😂

....brilliant.😁😂🤣

It’s honestly terrible how our nation favors one over the other. Disgusting.

@@em7pug26 is.... is this a joke?

@@dillongage7628 I’m so sorry, yes thats a joke..

@@em7pug26 okay no worries I'm probably just slow 😂😂😂 I just can never tell when its about religion anymore. Some people are really that crazy.

I didn't know they still made comedians who didn't need to use absolutely disgusting material or talk about race and politics. Dry Bar is a breath of fresh air.

@@charleneblack2792 Agree w / you ...the constant f-bombs from some comedy shows =a put off &unnecessary . This set was clever, well-paced , clean fun -[retail pricing, goofing on classes, Shakespeare]

I haven't found one bad comedian from this channel

@@charleneblack2792 comedy is subjective, I love Dave Chapelle and Bill Burr however I understand why some may not like them I'm not saying clean cant be funny I'm just saying you can enjoy both or neither. I just don't like people who get offended at a joke whether its racist or not PC cause its just a joke that's the point

@@charleneblack2792 comedy is subjective.

Are they brothers??

I didn't know he had a brother in comedy

Brad Upton too.

@@jaykaslo Yes

Dry bar is pretty much that all the time. It's 99% clean...

I once had a fluke miracle in math class somewhere around fifth grade. I was watching a bird build a nest outside and not paying attention at all when my teacher called on me with a question. I whipped around, blurted an answer and nearly fell off my chair when it was the right answer. She was just as shocked lol

@@celticphoenix2579 .. 🤣 Would have been fun to watch that happen!

Been there. Invented that . L0L I actually fell asleep in math class. Dreamt the ties on my sleeves that tickled me was a spider. I awoke whacking at my arm furiously with my other hand. The teacher asked "What was it?!" and I blurted out "Spider !!". People scrambled out of their seats and they organized a full scale search. I soon realized what had happened, but they were asking me "What color was it, where did it go ?" I was embarrassed !.

*you're*

@@donnajohnson3334 Forget that, you play that out. "Black...with 7 legs! I think it went under there..." 20 mins of class conveniently wasted. You would've been a hero!

Same!

Me too!!!!!

@@mercedesurias8670 im 16 comment likes in, half way through. LOL

"yeah, he's dead. Not only is he dead, he's in the way." hahahahaha

His humour makes him quite attractive seeing his probably 54

@@krenwregget7667 was my first

*Glarbsttentonford

Gary McMichael I'm guessing your short list of friend(s) just fight to hang out with you and your magnetic sense of humor. Find something more fitting to your superior intellect, like channels that feature multi-car pile ups or fatal plane crashes. Dude, you are a joy, but we all marvel at your mental prowess.

@Gary McMichael bro let other people enjoy it please........

Gary McMichael - And now I see you are attacking Phoenix, for his "constructive criticism". Apparently you believe that you have an obligation to criticize and that your every word is "constructive". Yet when Phoenix critiques YOU, it's no longer "constructive" or acceptable. You think a lot more of yourself and your definitive opinions, than anyone else does, which is evidenced by the fact that you have yet to get the coveted "thumbs-up" you desperately seek. We realize that we are all expected to be grateful to you, for sharing your wisdom and insight. We realize that scribes likely record you're very utterance, so future generations of "mindless morons" may benefit from your teachings. But just when you almost had everyone in awe of your superior intellect, you spout your most inspiring and "constructive" creation to date... "Toughen up Buttercup" and blew it ! So, you can lose the messiah complex now, no one looks up to you. You say nothing constructive to anyone, you simply enjoy criticizing everyone. Then, as a final directive, you hurl a favorite cliche' of every 3rd grader, "Toughen up Buttercup" at Phoenix. That's deep. And WE are the mindless morons and snowflakes ?? LMAO !!

@Gary McMichael your a funny guy! But I am sure as hell not a snowflake! I just dont like when people feel the need to "hate" on something when they could have just stopped watching it. I was not trying to seem rude or "snowflakey". I am a female btw. I realize that it was constructed criticism and I would like to let you know that he probably doesnt even see these comments so what's the point of posting them?

Boxen

I think Brian was saying that each profession had two of them. Two teachers, two doctors, two comedians, and I forgit the other profession

So the plural of pers is person?

Meese?

I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT HOW MUCH HE SOUNDS LIKE BRIAN REGAN THIS WHOLE TIME!!! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!!

Try Jeff Allen or Jeannie Robertson

look up "brian regan cup of dirt" lol. Also, they're brothers.

I know, right!

yes, the little details about taking apart your pen and playing with the spring, watching birds out the window, very relatable and endearing, and great embellishments for the jokes

I was cheating during a test and my teacher looked at me and said, I hope I didn't see you cheating. And I said, I hope you didn't see me either.

Them calling their friend the brain after he got a 1% really got me

Sounds like he's gotten himself into a pickle

He did say he tampers...

My gf don’t like pickles. I don’t understand her.

That just highlights the integrity of Wikipedia... particularly the important pages, that you think are gospel.

@@RV1701 so he tamps in pickles then?

And you cannot post the question here why please🤣🤣🤣

I used to do my science teacher like that😂😂😂

I think he is funnier than his brother. I have watched this routine several times.

Boomers are the last generation that can relate to that 'joke'.

@@MadNotAngry not a boomer but my mom used a 1lb jump rope

@@MadNotAngry my man you sure don't know about the world outside of West if ya think that

@@MadNotAngry Western white people* The rest of the world still pulls out the belt.

I live in the south. We still have belts AND switches. For those of you not from the country, a switch is a long thin branch that you’re forced by your parent to pick out from the nearby underbrush to be hit in the legs/buttock area. I’ve only been switched once... I’ve had stupider cousins who kept getting in trouble and my mom and her siblings dealt with my grandpa.

Dennis

Na just liberals around work time on their cell phones. When they get home they watch Hyptno news. So they have no clue

@@colemanadamson5943 Dentist*

Or Glarb for short.

I think he sounds like Garfield the Cat in the best possible way LOL

Omg yes

I totally agree with you. I love Glarb’s voice & his cadence. He’s so funny 😆

@@stevenboxleitner4612 glad to know im not the only one

@@magnificenttrash525 HAHAHA same XD

Seriously..he does..super funny

I agree!

Failing out of kindergarden - Glarbstintonford - Netflix Special

I'm drooling the entire time I look at the picture you have !

He already has one... it’s called Garfield, cause he sounds like Garfield

School makes you wise, it gives you wisdom (knowledge). Nothing to do with being smart or dumb. Being smart only makes it easier learning the wisdom.

@@UltraSuperDuperFreak if you could get wisdom from school. they would shut it down

@@TuongNguyen-te8zy fax

Right? Right!

@@UltraSuperDuperFreak wisdom ≠ knowledge

I couldn’t figure out why he looked and sounded so close to Brian until I finally looked at the name and was like OH MY GOD OF COURSE ITS HIS BROTHER!! Came to comments for verification and found this comment first. 😂 I found Brian with my mom and we watched his “I walked on the moon” special and laughed so hard we cried and our sides hurt! so glad to find that his brother does comedy too!

​@@LesbianMermaid same. nice childhood they must have had.

@hayleyhellums now i remember a tale from Brian, they had to eat within 15 siblings jajajj

When I saw his last name I was thinking, "I wonder if..." but as soon as he started talking I was like "Oh yeah, this guy is _definitely_ related to Brian Regan"

@@LesbianMermaid ⁰

construct apex technically multiplication

XD

French for me - I tell people I took three years of French, without adding that it was French 1 each time. By the end of the 3rd time through, I believe the teacher just shook her head and thought enough was enough and passed me anyway ... merci, mon cher professeur (never mind that it came around later in life that i needed it, oops)

ME TOO!!! Then they passed me on to calculus.

It's not alegbra, it's Alaphetbra. y=mx+b or Ax+By=C or A^2+B^2=C^2

Brian has the best I sucked at school routine! "1 box, 2 boxen. . ."

@Beau Primeaux I just discovered Dennis today ... I thought, ''This has to be Brian's brother'' ... love 'em both

@Brian Bandura When was the last decade that you saw Brian? 😉

I'm sure they're exaggerating/using a little artistic license for comedic effect like most comedians, lol.

"He's wasting so much potential" is a phrase I'm sure they heard a lot

Where have you seen a comedian say a racial slur

@@Itsrunzo Tony Hinchcliffe, Michael Richards, most POC think nothing of screaming N-word, Whitey this & that. (Yea, I know, Whites aren't supposed to/allowed to be offended by slurring their Color)

Why you people care so much about that in the US?

@@dsrsp because 1 lots of parents will turn it off if they hear that and 2 it gets super annoying and toxic fast

I love Eddie Griffin and I love The Regan brothers. They grew up different, so their language will be different. Many times they may say they the same thing. If it makes you genuinely laugh, I'm for it.

😂😂😂

Research And Confirm yep..

No kindergarten-straight to first grade Y’all are cheaters

😆😆 Yeah, I couldn't pass the kindergarten entrance exam. I couldn't understand what "1 + 1" means

They might be tired of American anti-intellectualism. Regan's whole schtick is to create a safe zone for idle, self-satisfied ignorance by poking fun at his own and eliciting laughs from others of his ilk. The laughs of his audience are charged with gratitude and relieved acknowledgement.

@@Borrowed_Rowboat So a large share of those dislikes are mostly college academicians. People who spend their time studying & writing abstractions & theories. And when they're at "work" it's usually in an office cubicle 🎓

Yea the college professor joke was hilarious. Thats something i learned in college when writing papers. Just sound smart lol

3 r’s had me in tears

_Who'd they make commissioner of education? Scooby Doo?_

Best part, I was laughing like a crazy person at work...🤣🤣💀💀

I knew he was related to Brian

I thought his last name sounded familiar. Both are hilarious

Their poor mother! I hope she believed in prayer! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

wow crazy , im watching this guy thinking he reminds me of someone ... I had no idea he is Brians brother!!!! I love Brian

Love your name !!! Lived in Florida my whole life

@@sarasweightlossjourney1432 love YOUR name for never having to be on that journey.

imagine their family reunions or holidays 🤣🙃🙂😂😂🤯👍👍

WOw!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol

@Disruptive Bee Oh noooo

Then check out his channel, That Darn Dennis. Some videos of other stand-up gigs, but more thematic vids about various topics. My faves are "Self Propelled"; 'The Haven" (his hilarious take on Poe's "The Raven") and more. Enjoy!

@@mickib1592 check out his brother Brian..." Brian Regan ".... Non stop til you cry.... awesome

@@michaelwargo5301 Way ahead of you, bruh! Seen Brian 15 times since 2008 and - bliss!, three of those times Dennis opened! Best of all, they are both as cool, sweet and genuine in real life as on stage. The real deals!! "Happy 8 Day!" 👍

Agreed: hilarious.

I worked with Dennis at Eastern airlines. We were skycaps at Miami airport. He was funny then too!

YES

THIS WAS MOST RELATABLE THING SINCE MY LAST FAMILY REUNION

@@606films9 😂😂

Sometimes there was a Gavin and a Brendan too.

It's in their genes...parents are cards as well (RIP Walt).

Wait, there's another??!

@@Razi98 yeah, I saw this guy and was like wait... is he related to brian regan and when I checked it said he was

@Raoul Fleckman Dude, I hope you're joking. In what way?

They did a show together

🤣🤣🤣

If only he said rommissioner 😂😂

Well your cat needs to work on its material....but i sure it will get better

My cat told me an offensive joke and I was very upset, until he told me he was only kitten, and then I felt better

@@joeslater2390 =0) Good One! (0=

Gary Brennan I've never seen your cat laugh like I just did either

Are you serious. That is so funny. Your husband was a smart little dude. He just wanted to blow the pop stand 😅

And just like him...you've probably made more money in your life than all of them😉😂😎

The 2nd part is "can a 12 year old boy get pregnant from reading comicbooks?"

@@thomasalias8492 "Comic books"? So that's what they're calling em now? um, no. But you can go blind.

@@geraldfrost4710 Only if you poke yourself in the eye while doing it, which would be either a serious worry or a great gift.

For the second part, I´d go with: "Given this dichotomy, would you be able to postulate these tasks without reference to any explicit concrete frameworks or different philosophical perspective given how morality is structured and conceived, because it has a significantly non-reductive interpretation of a largely counterfactual/moral frame, if there cannot be such a thing as a "quid pro quo complexification" because any given quid pro quo is the consequence of something else. So, any "untenable" agreement may actually be a quid pro quo complexification. One might argue, based on the metaphysic of the context of higher and lower imperatives, permissiveness and context play a great role in constructing generalized (or indeed predicative) frameworks for precisely this matter. In this regard, for what purposes does permissiveness or context serve the case of a person with disordered affective dispositions?" The answers to the first question would be "no" and "yes" respectively. And then if I were the proffessor, I would answer the second part with: "This is not a priori possible. The problem with claiming that some indication is adequate is that we know intentional action has been known to effectuate a disjunction of the intendant's mind from the resultant mental state, and can therefore not resolve into the desired state of "postulatedness" for any proposed meta-solution! Note that this WILL NOW BE ON THE TEST in a different form! So thank you very much, young man, for that insightfull question and some much needed inspiration for the upcoming, unexpected pop-quiz..." Bring it on... Word salad is my favourite dish.

@@Ludifant translation: "Would you like fries with that?"

That’s truly not what ‘saved by the bell’ actually means.

Someone who says OMG is concerned about profanity? wtf?

Exactly! I had a tutor. One on one instruction is the only thing that got me through math.

Can confirm. It happened to me in 4th grade with long division. Took me a week to catch up.

For reasons too long to explain, I skipped grade 10 math. Not because I was that good. Just circumstances. Grade 11 math was rather daunting for the first half.

The real problem is girl was cute, can't think when the girls are cute, and I've got no chance with them either ...

Maths

I understand... My laugh draws people from the next street over 😐😯

How do you laugh that loud? Do you have a tuba in your chest or what? I could scream at the top of my lungs and people 2 houses away wouldnt hear it unless I open my door or window before i do it.

@@kardiaclark8111 thats kinda scary

Have you seen his brother, Brian Regan? He is hilarious too

@@dillongage7628 I

Neghie Thervil Is that so...

@@chickenmonger123 Absolutely. If you haven't farted while laughing, you've never laughed at all.

Neghie Thervil I have done that, but it was only an indication that I was pretty gassy. Though, it did cause a cycle, where I laughed hard at something, farted because of the laughter, the laughed at the farting, and farted more because of the laughter... I laughed until I was out of gas.

U gey

@@chickenmonger123 Ah yes, the laugh-fart paradox. I too have experienced this. Apparently you have laughed chickenmonger123. You have laughed indeed.