These Days Dental Hygiene Can't Be Stressed Enough A toothbrush is only as good as the person using it And though I have faith in you, sometimes, I worry about your gums (Spare the gums and spite the smile?) There is one school of dental thought which claims we should be brushing the whole face Another says the health of the smile lies in the heart Funny, both have adstreams for cake Oh, but if only cake could be bred With toothbrushes We'd need less elbowroom in the bathroom But more napkins A space where spitting isn't rude must be sacred Connected by a mere thread To the day's dinners I cry in the mirror Wondering what the Muses think of floss
