Why Did You Send THIS To Me?!? 

My PO Box is closed now by the way. Don’t bother sending more graduation invites. Thanks.

im glad he finally got my obama candle

Btw Schlatt, the first letter to Jambo was just coded into "bitch"

I was the person who sent the letter at 8:17 I have actually NOT graduated yet, and i DID fail the assignment. Thanks, schart! 👍

0:00 “aww, for Jambo” Process to open letter *DEFLATES*

Timestamps: 0:00 Start 17:40 End

fun fact: the Graduation thing was in fact something that was planned. i traced the internet for a bit, and found a post on Reddit from 4 years ago talking about "how funny it would be to do that to a RU-vidr when they open a PO Box"

The paper at the start of the video is just a list of cheeses with european origins: cheddar, parmigiano, reggiano, roquefort, brie, gruyere, feta, Only translated the first two lines because I don't feel like reading all that.

btw for anyone wondering the text in the beginning is the Minecraft enchantment table text also know as SGA (Standard Galactic Alphabet) I highly recommend doing some research into as I have learned and become fluent in it myself and it is a very fun thing to practice

The graduation invites is actually a plot YEARS in the making. Seriously how could anyone have seen that coming?

11:28 you mf it took 3 fucking years to open that package so no wonder all the snacks were spoiled 🤚🙄 - emma & laura

this just once again proves that schlarg's whole community is a hivemind. their sense of humor matches his perfectly

As the 13 year old girl who had been a fan since she was 10 at 15:45, it is safe to say I am now 15 almost 16 and still watching. I don't even remember what I wrote lmao probably something stupid.

"A forgotten language" That is Enchantment.

Handy tip guys! If you want to invite schlatt to a grad party, make sure to send it 3 years before you graduate!

MY DAD JUST SAID “Is that schlatt????” HOW TF DOES HE KNOW?

16:24 .... at least I got thumbnail privileges

I love how you can tell that in some of those packages Schlatt regrets not opening sooner. Like the Rammy calender

Schlongula literally has warlocks in his audience, who tf else would send him this kind of shit 😭💀

I’m 12 minutes in and someone sent him anthrax. Wonderful.

5:57 “DUDE it’s a fucking microwave” 🤣🤣🤣

Quick advice! Since schlatt closed his P.O. Box, there’s actually still a way to send him mail, just send it to 900 Red River Street, Austin Texas!

15:15 “I would like to show you my gratitude with my package” 🤨

9:35 of course schlitler saves the furry porn

15:18 BEAST WARS MENTIONED!!!!

3:08 I feel bad for the guy that sent in the genuine heartfelt letter.

inviting a youtuber to your graduation is next level parasocial interaction

He will be missed. RIP Schlatt 🕊🕊🕊🕊

“Aww from Jambo” Sends enchantment letters

Apparently the dozens of graduation invites was a plan years in the making, with a Reddit post saying how funny It’d be to send him all of those 😂💀

We’re living in the timeline where Schlatt is the least problematic MCCC

5:06 i can’t shit properly while im fucking laughing💀💀💀

"im not coming to your graduation party" Invitation : 4 Years Ago

11:49 OH MY GOD, THEY MADE THE BUMPER STICKERS FROM TED'S VIDEO.

"if you have to look up a test to tell you wether or not you're gay, you most likely are" *Schlatt asking a magic 8 ball if he's straight*

Crazy that toaster is actually kinda rare and sought after by collecters of old appliances. Doesn't surprise me considering there's people in this world obsessed with fire alarms like pokemon

He is now canonically dead.

‘Schlatt’ doesn’t know that we all sent it collectively. We are a hive mind. The Shlerpinator doesn’t know.

Scat Going insane after a barrage of Graduation invitations is casually a moment of fear for the witnesses of 99'

*Them graduates and anyone else that sent invites man y'all were jabaited hard for my entertainment thank you for doing so* 👏🐴

I'm glad so many friendly people can have jschlatt's replacement AI go to their graduation party!

rest in peace schloggert i cant believe after serving the military it was a toaster from the 1920s that took him out

Guys, we ALL have to send him graduation party invites once a PO box opens again

13:55 i am happy that one of my thailand fellow friend also watch this channel it is fun and stuff sometimes there's agony sometimes there's chaos this is just how this channel be. I love the way it is

It almost like Schlitoris is still here with us. Unfortunately the feds got to him first. Fly high big guy🕊️

i love how they just sent an entire scroll of enchanting table symbols to jambo casually

So nice of "Jing Jing Schlatt" to finally show all the wonderful gifts he's received over the years

12:00 bro just became the most recent victim of the American Anthrax Attacks(which, oddly enough, was the SECOND most notable event to take place in september of 2001)

Good to see “Schlank” finally started trusting mailboxes enough to open them. I thought that after that stunt he pulled in ‘99, he’d be paranoid forever

Jschlatt is gotta be one of the best content creator out there. Keep going bro!!

I always had a feeling there was something up, because schlatt was known by many kids in my grade (class of 22), but the grad invites just prove how much jschlatt speaks to my generation

To anyone wondering, the enchantment table letter to jambo is just a list of the different types of cheese. It says: "Cheddar, Parmigiano. Reggiano, Roquefort, Arie, Gruyere, Feta, Mozzarella, Manchego, Gorgonzola, Epoisses, Swiss cheese, Gouda cheese, Mountereyjack, Muenster cheese, Provolone, Blue cheese, Camembert, Irish cheddar, Havarti,"(this is not the full letter) truly beautiful.

props to the dude/chick who sent a whole ass gaming microwave, you are amazing.

loved the part where jschlatt got a remote controlled c4 and how it blew up him and jambo and the entire room, truly a real schlatt moment❤❤❤❤

Schlum shot never fails to fill me up with a warm and good feeling

0:47 That 8-Ball only said that out of fear... we all know slatts real attraction is towards men

14:20 As Thai, I'd say that chocalate and another snack is pretty decent. But 3 years?? HELL NAW man 💀💀💀

13:07 I was hoping for another graduation invitation

schleenut butter regrets not opening that calendar sooner

15:29 Thank you for not doxxing the Neti Pot

Timestamps: 0:00 For Jambo 0:11 For Schlatt 0:23 Not Cat Food 0:54 Century-Old Toaster 1:49 Contractual Obligation💰 2:51 I've Been Feeling Very Alone 2:58 Monkey Painting 3:16 Schlatt's Flag 3:24 I'm A Woman 3:39 Listening with Headphones 3:45 Tennessee Care Package 3:48 Spider-Man 3:52 Plastic Beach 3:53 Schlatt's Perfume Sampler 4:06 Anne Frank's Diary 4:17 Bible CD Collection 4:37 Obama Candle 5:31 Claiming the B in LGBT 5:38 Little Girl Camera 5:50 Microwave Keyboard 6:46 "Elon Musk" by Walter Isaacson 7:10 Hatt 7:24 Schlatt's Favorite Song 7:34 Sign and Send Back 7:47 Sign and Send Back 2: Electric Schloogaloo 7:52 Sign and Send Back 3: 3 Years Too Late 8:07 Graduation Card 8:17 Sign and Send Back 4: Already Graduated 8:29 Graduation Card 8:41 Graduation Card 8:45 "The Audacity of Hope" by Barack Obama 9:07 Nicholas Cage 9:15 Schlatt's New Favorite Book 9:39 Graduation Card 9:44 Slimecicle Left the Podcast 10:01 Dear Schlatt, Fuck you... 10:08 50₵ 10:20 Graduation Card 10:23 Graduation Card 10:29 High School Project 10:34 Graduation Card 10:55 Graduation Card 11:02 Graduation Card 11:13 Graduation Card 11:19 Graduation Card 11:29 Graduation Card 11:44 Not Graduation Card 11:57 "Mystery" Powder 12:12 Crochet Jambo 12:16 Schlatt Got His Order Mixed In With the Submissions 12:41 Schlatt's New Subscription 13:18 Graduation Card 13:24 Jschlatt Token of Appreciation 13:54 This Better Have Food 14:04 3XL 14:12 3 Year Old Candy 14:23 Another Shirt... 13:32 Brokeback Mountain 14:41 Schlatt's Favorite Spongebob Episode 14:53 Stamp 15:03 Jing Jing Schlatt 15:11 Favorite Franchises 15:24 Neti Pot 15:34 Started At 10 15:45 2023 Calendar 15:58 Graduation Card 16:08 Not Graduation Card 16:23 Mini Schlatt 16:27 First 9/11 Joke 16:40 Schlatt Drawing 16:43 Crochet Schlatt 16:50 Unmarked Black Box 16:59 Graduation Card 17:08 Graduation Card 17:21 Schlatt's Life Outro Like if he should open the P.O. box again

I CANNOT tell you how hard I was praying for it to be a microwave when he said it was "packed in a microwave box" and the amount of triumph that flooded my veins (yes even THOSE veins) when it was, indeed, a microwave

Is so sad Slumungus left us, fly high 🕊️🕊️

"Sclerosis" was baffled by the sheer amount of our graduation invites.

14:50 THAT WAS 8 YEARS AGO.

Jschlatt is the uncle your mom doesn't invite to the family reunion

3:18 the editor saying "if anyone should know it's you" to the bisexual flag even after he claimed he's straight was BRUTAL

15:35 him coming to terms with corrupting the youth

''Aww for Jambo'' *Proceeds to open ancient Greek language*

The wheezing is iconic. prove me wrong.

Nah bro you missed out on so much by letting those finnish sweets rot in the corner 💀

The AI has gotten so good.. is that a robot? It’s so realistic, I almost cried at remembering my terrible experience from how realistic he is, fly high Schlump 🕊️

Wow didnt expect Schlatt canonicly die in the end of this one. RIP, the 1999 ripper

Timestamps: start 0:00 end 17:39

thank god this man posted on his channel god bless men

i love how Jing Jing Schlatt threw the furry prn book into the saved items pile

Loved watching Slart get Anthraxed by those two Swedish girls ❤️ 11:58

Im glad we got to see trevor, glad he's doing well

2023 is looking to be a very ambitious year for these upcoming graduates! Happy New Year everyone 🎉🥳

the 8 ball called him straight and his viewers continued to call him bisexual throughout the video. This is art.

Honestly though that toaster is one of the maddest things I’ve ever seen. Absolutely awesome.

Good to know that schlungus can finally enjoy all of his gifts among friends

9:31 "Not gonna be reading that." puts away gently instead of throwing it away.

16:45 thats the first time i've genuinely heard him be surprised

i’m so glad “schlutt” decided to go to everybody’s graduation party, so heartwarming.

This is by far one of the best time capsule pranks I’ve ever seen.

Schitt makes my day 10x better

You should really send that book to aztro, she would really appreciate it as an artist and a furry

I remember watching Schlatt when I got home from school and half the videos were age restricted now I’m forced to watch them in his basement because I got to close to finding out what happened in 99

10:54 ITS THE FUCKIN ECONOMY LINDA I HAVEN'T HAD A JOB SINCE 2007

For some reason I keep seeing jschlatt every were allllllloooooottttt

Send it backs: 5 Graduation party invitations: 15

5:22 I love how in this moment you can hear the guy chuckle softly

“Sclaughterhouse” is a really interesting character.

Schlatt's fans are seriously some of the funniest people to ever exist

16:10 “Oh”

I like how the video progressively gets more and more blurry as it goes on

Im so happy when my fav yotuber gayshaft uploads a new video

Damn Jschlatt videos are getting better and funnier as it goes on hilarious 😂🤣 lol yes i love it yes

*you've opened my heart schlatt*