GOOGLE TRANSLATE MAKES RED VELVET CUPCAKES! 

I'm waiting for him to sneeze a cloud of purple glitter.

Brandon: Today I'm going to make red velvet cupcakes Everyone else: No you're not.

Are we gonna ignore the fact that he was cutting the fruit with *SCISSORS*

“Sugar is the reason we have blood sugar problems in the first place” *Moans*

okay but like... is no one gonna talk about that “transition” kinda thing at the beginning of the video 💀

All the stuff that Brandon's kitchen has gone through but it's still cleaner than mine.

“I didn’t mean to smack you in the face.. with the bread”

“Egg, egg and a little bit of egg shell” *looks at camera nervously* Me: why is that me every time I make eggs for breakfast

“And butter.....I said and butter!” “You’re making me look stupid and butter”

So we are just going to act like he didn’t just do a perfect transition in the beginning 👀 🤫

Nobody: Anime girls when they stub their toe: 0:19

0:19 we just gonna ignore that *uahhh* xD

The only Brandon quote you ever need to know is: Security deposit? No we don't know him

Has anyone checked in on Brandon.... He seems to be talking to his lamps more than is usual for even him....? 😂😂😂

i really think brandon is the guy behind “how to basic” or related to the guy of “how to basic”

"sugar is the reason we have blood sugar problems in the first place" IM CRACKING UP

I hate to tell you this but.... *we didn’t catch you*

I SWEAR MY CAT LOVES HIM!! he was asleep and when he woke up he went straight to me and started licking my phone

0:28 no one gonna talk about how good that transition

Im so glad "Everything is Cake" has released a sequel... "Everything is Glitter"

*nobody tell his girlfriend he had a date with the mix*

“...says that sugar is the reason we have blood sugar problems in the FIRST place-“*Hisoka moan*

0:27 that transition tho!

I feel like this is so funny that he doesn’t need edits to make a funny

"Give me, I pray, the toast that comes from the bread that is in the fridge" is now what i will say to ask for toast

once he started putting fruit in, I totally forgot he was making cupcakes

4:12 new merch idea, a shirt that says “there’s glitter in everything”. It comes covered in glitter.

So that's why I couldn't find any more butter in store today

Imagine walking into the kitchen to see Brandon talking to mush in a pan while surrounded by lamps

“Baking soda..I gOt bAkInG sOdA” I just realized the reference to the song 😭 2:18

Me: watching him having a date with his " red velvet cake" Also Me: HES GONE MAD!

The thumbnails doesn't even surprise me anymore

No one: Me: **sees thumbnail** this cannot go well...

“Scuse me sir! We noticed you haven’t made a mess yet, do you plan to make a mess in the future??” *nods head* 6:20

Brandon: i’m gonna make red velvet cupcakes Everyone else: we know you’re not going to but sure we can say that

No one: Not a soul: Brandon: 𝗖𝘂𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘀𝗰𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗼𝗿𝘀

0:28 For a second I thought he just yoinked off his hair and I was so confused

Brandon: "Let's make cupcakes" Google:"Oké you need butter, cornflakes, butter, fruit, butter, vanille, butter, a lot of bowls and butter. Oh and also butter. Don't forget to do some butter in there. Maybe you wanna put some extra butter in there. Don't be shy put some more. More butter. BUTER!!! BUTER BUTER BUTER BUTER. What is live without butter? Where would we be if it wasn't for butter to rescue use from the darkness and bring use joy every day and every moment. WHE NEED BUTTER!!!.😪"

0:19 damn.... that’s some mad noises Brandon 💀😂

google translate: the mix is distant brandon: physically or emotionally me: socially

Does anybody else worry that every time Brandon tries these google translate recipes his body starts to shut down

no one: not even the cat: Brandon: *feminine moan* me:O-O 0:18

Everyone: talking about the kitchen, the recipe etc. Me: *we not gonna talk about how he moaned when he passed out*

Is no one gonna talk about how he ate the red part of the baby bell cheese

About halfway through I forgot what he was making

0:19 turn your volume all the way up and click on it lol

0:27 That was smooth

Brandon should carry some red velvet cupcakes for his neighbours so they know he isn't making all that noise for no reason😂😂💀 Brandon : Cupcakes *puts it in a cake pan*

google translate is probably one of the best series you’ve done, brandon. i click right away every time you post, especially for a google translate episode. keep it up, brandon! :)

me: *watching brandon* my mom: *walks in* 0:19

0:28 is nobody going to notice how absolutely flawless this transition is??

People watching this looking for a Brandon quote to comment: 👁👄👁

Not gonna lie liquid or not, if you compressed it it would've tasted a whole lot butter.

1:57 minecraft and robox oof mix

he rlly just ate the wax of the chee- I mean thats a pretty brandon thing to do doe

Taco video: Where’s the beef This video: Where’s the sugar

Brandon: “Especially the boys, they just wouldn’t give any milk!” Me: “👁👄👁....”

Are we gonna ignore how good that transition was

0:18 brandon that was a moan. xD

Brandon is just gradually losing his sanity as quarantine progresses.

I don’t know if he is actually falling in this or it’s fake cause he falls like that in all of his videos😂. Lmao!! I love him

Brandon:"I'ma make red velvet cupcakes" Later:*makes liquid*

0:18 - 0:20 that was a strange noise there sir-

This is probably the most extreme google translate hes ever done

"Give me, I pray, the toast that comes from the bread that is in the fridge." These videos are gems.

0:19 WOW Brandon, let's keep it family friendly 😂

0:19 uh Brandon- 😂

Imagine if we weren't here to watch and keep an eye on him, I'd hate to see him stuffing kittens or cactus in his pockets. He's fine, just having a moment.

Nobody: Brandon: *uses scissors to cut up fruit*

Boss: so Brandon what did you do on your free day? Brandon: 05:00

Me being sick around my family for the last week: “Hi. ONE SECOND.” *falls on the floor*

350°F Brandon:"watch ur mouth!" Me:respekt

no one: absolutely no one: not a single soul: brandon: *cuts fruit with scissors*😭😂

5:37 brandon thats not mi- BRANDON

This is super hilarious 🤣 but brandon I love you're videos. I've been going through a tough time lately and you're videos is want keeps me going. Thank you for bringing joy into my life and I hope you make videos for a long time. ❤❤

0:27 BRO THAT TRANSITION WAS SO SMOOTH TF

"Butter, butter. eggs. Drank." This recipe just got delicious and forgettable. "Drank" is Promethazine/Codiene cough syrup in soda, FYI.

WAIT- that transition was good!!

Im doing a try not to laugh to watch this is school but the butter theme you had for this video is hilarious

Are we not gonna talk about how he ate the cheese with the wax stills on??

Nobody tell his girlfriend he went on a date. Shhhh. Nobody needs to knowww

RU-vid recommended me your channel and I cant stop watching your vids. Your hilarious!!! Subscribed!

Ok, first of all, that transition👀Soo good! Second, literally this makes me laugh SO FRICKEN MUCH😂😂 I DIE everytime I watch any of these😂💜ily!!

0:19 me when my crush touches my leg

2:46 Step 4: In another large bowl, whisk together the Butter Butter BUTTER Eggs drank in Vanilla Google Translate - 2020

Dude these are HILARIOUS I love how literally you take everything too

This is by far my fav RU-vid series I have ever watched. I LOVE ALL UR VIDEOS!!!

"There's not enough butter! Monokuma! Get the Mondo butter!" -Junko Enoshima

The people that hit the dislike button were laughing so hard they mistook it for the like button.

0:27 that transition tho

Omg that transition was so smooth

The person at the register must have been like: >.

my friend recommended this channel. I CANNOT THIS IS TOO FUNNY

PLEASE DO MORE GOOGLE TRANSLATE MAKES.. I LOVE THEM. You make my day better, and i hope you do more vids :)

2 minutes in I already forgot what we were making until Brandon mentioned the frosting 😂😂

See, most people have to make themselves be funny but Brandon is just funny on his own lol

Is noone gonna talk about how there’s so many comments asking if noone is gonna talk about what we’re actually ALL talking about?!

When the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework 😂 5:21

2:05 is it me or does he kinda look like Bob Ross here?

Y'know if we didn't know Brandon we'd probably think he's drunk