Trying HORRIBLE Halloween Hacks 

The fact that you had a box of gloves and yet decided to rawdog that "meat" with your bare hands is wild

Fun fact! That rubber glove chicken shoe hack was stolen from one of Martha Stewart's old Halloween specials. It was originally intended to be part of a cheap, easy costume for a small child.

"Alright Priscilla, time for your ✨️Lobotomy✨️" I died 😭

“I know this is a weird use of my free time but it’s technically not illegal” is my new favorite quote 😂😂😂

watch out for any funkyfrogbaits infecting your chocolate bars, crawling around leaving a trail of smile on it

As a Dollar Tree employee, I get to witness these ungodly horrors every time I clock in

The jello worms is actually a really cool (and convincing) project *if* you follow a good recipe. You have to use cream to make them look more like real worms. It's messy, but it is fun to prank kids with.

"This thing is queefing at me. It's queefing in distress," I'm fucking dead

I seriously adore funky frogs humor

Will the FrogBait ever stop being so damn _Funky_ ? Scientists sadly still don't know the answer to this very important question...

I love how Funky just gets progressively angrier at the shit they have to do 😭

“I have not been allowed around a hot glue gone since the…incident” genuinely made me spit out my water 😭

I like how Funky is just completely unapologetic in their weirdness. That’s why I watch them.

I love it when you laugh at your own jokes. The monotone voice saying everything and then just that little chuckle. The humor is on point

Funkyfrogbait gives me the vibes of a sleep deprived Grinch, and I need more of that energy in my life.

Watching them just nerd out, make non-kosher jokes and make awkward crafts while bemoaning the terrible crafts with one zinger after another - i could *LITERALLY* watch them do that for hours 😂😂😂 [Edit: ... forgot to mention the occasional dribbling of a southern/old- timey accent. ] Gold.

I say this for your safety: PLEASE do NOT spray paint indoors. Do it in a highly ventilated area aka OUTSIDE. Good on you for wearing a mask though 3:59

Thank you funkyfrogbait for making my day just a little bit better! DID YOU KNOW? Frogs drink water through their skin A frog’s eyes and nose are on the very top of their heads A group of frogs is called an army BC THIS BLEW UP HERES SOME MORE! Frogs have to close their eyes to swallow. A frog’s eyes are sometimes in its mouth. Frogs don’t have rib cages. (WE ARE FUNKYFROGBAITS ARMY!)

Is no one gonna talk about the original 5 min crafts meatloaf video where her NAIL comes off into the ground beef??!!? 😂💀

15:35 b r i n g o u t t h e W O R M S

Everytime Funkyfrog posts I jump into the air, click my heels, and shout “yippie!” Like the joyus little lad that I am

As someone who works at Spirit Halloween and Spencer's Gifts, the nightmare before Christmas line hit a little too hard

14:30 so it's a dirt cup with extra steps, and no pudding.

14:10 "OoOoOoOoOoOoOhHhH thaaaash strooonG" 😂 I'm sorry, you are my spirit animal legit. And I feel so called out as I'm eating Oreos rn😅 ATLEAST THEIR ONLY DOUBLE STUFFED!!

using a plastic plate for the baby head thing was actually better than what they did because they seemed to indicate you could put a real succulent in the head. In order to keep a real succulent alive you need some form of drainage so they're not sitting in water always. You could use a nail or something to poke a hole in the bottom of the plastic plate to create drainage, whereas a ceramic plate would require a power drill and some skill to not absolutely shatter it. There's an infamous "just drill a hole in the bottom of a teacup for a succulent planter" hack in the plant people community that has shattered many a beautiful teacup, it's not as easy as it sounds to drill ceramic.

Thank you for confirming my Oreo creme conspiracy! I’ve been telling people double stuff is what the normal ones used to be but they just got chintzy with the creme over the years and most people think I’m nuts😅😅

10:46 Average Kitchen Nightmares meal. And then the chefs and owners get mad at Gordon Ramsay for being horrified at the food he was served 💀

Despite no-one asking, a snake biting it's own tail is known as an Ouroboros, and it represents infinity, circle of life, and death & rebirth. :D (I'm saying this cause Funky said smth about it around 16:59)

7:13 funkyfrog, don’t question your internet career, your lovely subscribers (your tadpoles if you will) find joy in your odd endeavours, suffering, awesome decor, and great jokes

15:34 "BRING OUT THE WORMZ!" is my new favourite phrase to think on repeat in my mentally ill brain

14:35 Oh my god, no joke, someone made these for an event at my work a few years ago! I've always wondered how on earth they did the worms.

“You have an eyelash on your cheek there.” Actually that’s my tears :D

Watch the full UNCENSORED video + BONUS FOOTAGE on my Patreon (link in description)

My sister and I loved hamburger helper. Our parents are also still married. Coincidence? I think not! Thank you for these words of wisdom

The gay island had me dying 4:51

18:50 The thigh grab or should I say the femur grab💀

Nearly neckless Nicole’s debut made me spit my drink in hysterics

12:38 "Hello, Mr. Thompson. I'm here to pick up your daughter." Holy shit. It's been ages since I've had a laugh that good.

funniest part about 16:16 is that there are SOOOO many tutorials on how to make a DTD so easily,, what the hell is this kekw

17:15 the tattoo on your thigh looks like batman when it's upside down

I love how she always makes me happy

13:45 you did not have to call me out- literally on my 3rd day rn💀😭

16:34 I just realized how stupid the jello + straws = gummy worms “hack” is, when there’s already such a thing as gummy worms and you can get a bag of 50 for 1$.

2:59 The entirety of what happened to Honey Sugarmen in Bojack Horseman

The scariest part of the meatloaf hand was the nonexistent seasoning for sure

8:28 those fingers wiggling absolutely sent me

The first half of this video had me crying, I’ve never felt more uncomfortable watching someone stuff raw meat into a glove, I love it, I love you, thank you. ❤

After spending an entire day getting through my capitalist hellscape existence listening to all your videos, I am parasocially obsessed. I haven't laughed like this in ages--thanks for reminding my withered soul what joy feels like.

I love how their first attempt at cutting the dolls head open was using a literal saw instead of a knife lol.

14:56 this rant would make me vote for you for president

3:30 Me, a fursuit maker: Ah, which incident? The time I burned a hole through my leg after having accidentally left the glue gun plugged in for two days or the time it exploded and I had to go to the clinic?

my favorite feature of the youtube timeline bar is the "most replayed" visual that always ends up being the end of the in video sponsored segment so that we can all just fugging skip it.

It’s always a good day when funkyfrogbait posts

11:35 My good person, what you have is “ingenuity”. Basically making up for things/situations that lack the current equipment that you happen to need. So good on you for “improvising”. 😊 It’s a very good skill to have!

Truly horrifying... to contemplate the ungodly amount of toxic plastic runoff you'd get from pouring boiling water over a pack of straws.

12:59 Ben shapiro when his wife is actually attracted to him

THANK YOU for calling out the oreo cream scheme. I swear I felt like I was going crazy when it seemed like there was less cream in the double-stuffed than what I remembered from when I was younger.

Imagine somebody asking "Where do you work?" And then in response someone says "5 minute crafts."

"Wish that was me" Hahaha, don't we all. Also, god I got so anxious when they were putting the wrap around their head, I was told so many times about the risk as a child.

I’m absolutely obsessed with these unscripted videos, FFB’s natural sense of humor is pure gold! Also can we talk about how the person at 6:05 looses a nail in the hamburger and they posted it anyway?! Edit: I’m mortified by the fact it took me like, 10 watches to get the joke at 15:42…

12:50 Hi, feet person here! Purely for academic purposes, absolutely-thefuck-not. Hope this helps your research.

"What I do have is a 'can do' attitude and an ungodly amount of plastic bags that I've stashed under the kitchen sink" 😂😅😂

12:17 the funniest part is that I actually had an eyelash on my cheek

In every FunkyFrogBait video comes a time where I can say "yep, that's fetish content" as god intended

9:18 it is safe to eat raw turkey bacon because its smoked or cured but its not safe to eat raw bacon. i googled it.

This is the funniest video I think you have ever done. Just sitting there and firing off a bunch of weird humor is *chef's kiss* and the editing and really good, too. The lobotomy jokes especially got me.

Those seran wrap bodies were a popular art project in my school and there would be creepy mummy things poking out of every corridor for months.

Slow dancing with a hollow plastic half-human at 8pm in the livingroom is a vibe.

The hacks are too terrifying, even for halloween

OMG! I love the waterhouse. It's such a gorgeous painting omgomgomgomgomg! Paired with the fact that they are literally one of my favorite youtubers, this makes me so incredibly happy. Me and them are so similar it makes me inexplicably ecstatic.

You are THE ONLY youtuber I've seen attempt the worms and dirt and have the worms actually work! Good call on using the stiff recipe

14:49 Five Min. Crafts could have just used gummy worms instead of... whatever that jello thing is

Gelatin box: “feeds 24 people” 13:36 Funkyfrogbaits: “they haven’t met me” 😂

As a person living in germany I was shooked when I saw the PLASTIC straws xD 13:22

5:42 what is lizzy watching 💀

You know, I think the hand meatloaf thing COULD have turned out better if whoever's making it just used an established meatloaf recipe instead of plain ground meat. For one thing, a decent recipe would actually call for FLAVORED ingredients (even if it's just stuff like Worcestershire sauce or onions or something), and for another thing, most meatloaf recipes also call for binding ingredients like eggs and breadcrumbs, so it'll keep its shape just fine and you could probably just shape it by hand (pun intended) instead of this freezing-in-the-glove nonsense that's probably making the flavor blander and more watery. That would make it more difficult to wrap the bacon completely around the hand, but I don't think that's necessary? Just layer it over the surface of the loaf, maybe get just a little underneath it, and it'll still look good. On the topic of the bacon, I think turkey may have been the wrong choice here, but it's also possible a thinner-sliced brand would've worked fine here, and I get that not everyone has the option to go for pork bacon. Of course, none of these problems are FunkyFrogBait's fault, and it's all on Five Minute Crafts for being shit at everything. Source: Mom and I have made bacon-wrapped meatloafs for years, and they almost always turn out delicious

Can we just talk about how funky frog slays in LITERALLY every outfit on earth?

17:33 This is, in fact, what I came to see...

I’ve only just come across your channel and I love your chaotic energy 1:42-2:05 The fact that they don’t want to do it and continuously kept putting it off was oddly wholesome

18:00 has the vibe from unus annus cooking with sex toys where the postie came while mark was gagged trying to eat pancakes

Funkyfrog seems like the type of person to have an entire carnival funhouse in their front yard for Halloween, but in the Southern states, its impossible to go outside for 1+ hours without sweating uncontrollably. I know how you feel about this weather! 😔

I can’t! I haven’t stopped laughing. As an ADHD “weird” girl my whole life, it makes my heart smile to see you living as you and making people smile! It’s awesome! ❤

I absolutely adore your personality and I also love Halloween! You had me dead with the editor part

The Home Depot music while sawing off a baby head took me out 😂

8:04 is genuinely the most disgusting thing I have ever seen, I cannot believe you actually put your hand in there. Commitment to the bit is insane.

WHEN YOU WERE CUTTING THE PLANT RIGHT AFTER IT POPPED UP AN ADD THAT SAID: "We live on earth, but why do we treat plants and habitats with brute force, join (idk), today."

Watching the mincemeat glove part while being absolutely zooted had me crying laughing 💀

9:11 has to be my favorite moment lol

7:06 not funkyfrog flexing their singing abilitys again. There, sadly have been many times where funkyfrog has asked something along the lines of "why am I doing this" but this by far has been the funniest time

This is super out of nowhere, but you’re genuinely my favourite creator. Like I relate to you so hard it’s kinda terrifying. Keep on trucking! You’ll always have a fan in me. ❤️

lmao the meat at 6:29 i use for my dogs food (same bacon i eat too, i think) you're so awesome, i love your videos! your humor is so amazing :)

That ghostface shirt is EVERYTHING Edit:holy mackerel I just noticed the plague doctor plush in the background 🥺

6:05 did anyone even notice she lost her finger nail in the process of grabbing the meat?

I just recently found your channel and was hopeful you’d make a video like this ! Didn’t disappoint thanks man !

queefing in distress is honestly something i never thought I would hear.... but now you said it and my brain just keeps it repeating in my head

10:59 IS THAT YOU VOLDY MOLDY?

16:03 VORE VORE

8:19 i just see "everything all at once" sausage fingers.

You had me laughing and gagging with disgust. Your commentary plus the actual prep of the meat hand…GOLD. It was so gross, but I couldn’t stop watching.

for the jello worm one, wouldnt it be better to just buy gummy worms?