Google Translate Sings: "I Won't Say I'm in Love" from Hercules 

"Child Trafficking" "Honey, I am very angry" I would be too, Jesus Christ XD

"Child trafficking. Honey, I am very angry" Wise words from the muses

"It's corny but I love me" :D Hahahaha!!! I need a t-shirt that says that!!!

"Do you think it's a joke? He created the Heavens and the Earth" actually fits in with the gospel theme, nice.

This feels like a confused political add

"It's corny, but I love me," HAHAHA best line :D

"It's corny but I love me" same

"It's corny, but I love me." LMAO

And in that moment, during this song anyway, Meg revealed that she's really Narcissus. What even.

I swear the first half of this song was trying to sell insurance

I'm jealous of how good a singer she is!!!

"A sensible girl shaved my head"

So... To sum this up... She's in closet and in love with a woman, and the muses are trying to convince her that, but she keeps insisting that she only loves herself. :'D Alright.

So lets break this version of the song down: Megara is a closeted Lesbian that fell in love with a girl at school and realizes shes switching school and is afraid what will happen if she confesses her love. She feels if she comes out she will live on the streets and will be forced into engaging in illegal activity (the example of children trafficking was used), but at the end she realizes that she loves herself more and wants to come out.

So Meg kept trying to say she was a narcissist, but the muses were like nah, you're in love with women? xD That was my interpretation. "Child trafficking, honey I am very angry." was also an interesting mix.

Your hair and make-up is ON POINT

How tf did "Baby we're not buying" turn into "child trafficking"? xD

Even though the wording makes so sense at all, the rhythm flows so perfectly at: - 0:26 : "Do you think it's a joke? He created the heavens and the earth. Try privacy." - 0:47 : "You can breathe, groaning for relief." I knew you could sing, Malinda, but I think the flow and the vocal work are sublime especially at those parts!

"I love me" Yep, sounds like Meg, all right!

Amazing, "Baby we're not buying" became "child trafficking". 😂

groaning for relief oh gods my mind please XD

This song is very scary! To increase the cost of living you cut off the head etc

OMG IT ACTUALLY RHYMED a sensible girl shaved my head if depression crying dead (insane giggles through the rest of the video)

Is it bad that I know this lyrics better than the original lyrics?😂

This video made me laugh for hours. Is something wrong with me ?

LOL My head is scraming "Get a grip girl .... turned into A SENSIBLE GIRL SHAVED MY HEAD !!!!! XDDDD ROFL I CAN'T BREATHE.

"It's corny but I love me!" BEST LINE EVER!^^

"this is to increase the cost of living" * automatically shuts off my laptop *

And the award for opposite lyric goes to: "I won't say I love me."

"Child trafficking. Honey I'm very angry". I totally lost it in that part xD

"Child trafficking? Honey, I am very angry!" And you have every right to be.

It's corny but I love me XD

"You can not deny a woman who can have you and how you experience child trafficking honey I am very angry and a hard surface if they're going pro and bad" Ahahahah

“It’s corny but I love me” “You know, I haven’t seen this much love in a room since Narcissus discovered himself”

"If there was an award for the rule of corruption, I feel like a hero" a line the president of my state would say

3 words... what the fuck XD "you can see it in the closet..." "i moved my school..." "A sensitive girl shaved my head..." X''''D

"A sensible girl shaved my head." I can't help but love this oxymoron

"if there was an award for the rule of corruption... i feel like a hero" dude.

"Proud blasphemer's love!" That is the definition of MEG and her love in the movie YAS!

" Honey I am very angry" AHAHAHA IM DYING THEIR VOICES AND FACES WHEN THEY SAID THAT

I love it when the lyrics rhyme... "A sensible girl shaved my head. If depression crying dead" fav part. 1:06

"you can breathe, groaning for relief it's corny but i love me" this is just gold

you rocked every single outfit in there o.o hugs from France :D

"It's corny but I love me." *SAME MEG, SAME*

Still more logical than half the songs playing on the radio

A sensible girl shaved my head. I died. 😂😅😂

I'd really live to hear you cover this song (the original), you have such a perfect voice!

Aaand this suddenly became a singles-empowerment song.

Love this. You have the perfect voice do to an actual cover of the song too

The look on Meg!Malinda's face when the Muse!Malindas said "Child trafficking" is priceless.

''I think I moved my school!''

"It's corny, but I love me" Good message.

"Child trafficking, honey, I am very angry." xD This may be the best Google Translate Sings yet.

Now I wonder how I can go the Distance will sound XD

Hellfire would be awesome if you want to do !!!

This is just absolutely fantastic! From the hysterical lyrics to your amazing performance, This is just too funny!

CHILD TRAFFICKING! These always find new ways to be funny.

YASSS!!!! Meg is my favorite character from Hercules!!

"I think I moved my school. When you start feeling better." what a jerk.

You have a beautiful singing voice.

And that's the Hercules font.... well played.

This is actually an alternate version of "I Won't Say I'm in Love," where instead of Meg singing about her loving Hercules, she's singing about loving herself, even though she may secretly like women. But the producers didn't like this, being that they felt the children wouldn't catch on to the secretive meaning to the song, plus it would mean the plot of the movie would need to veer too far off from the actual mythology. So they rewrote the song to be what it is now.

Ahh, nothing like making a love song into a song about narcisissm. Awesome as always, Malinda! Also, I've actually already made a Google Translate Sings (and Bad Translator Sings) of Poor Unfortunate Souls! I knew it'd pay to stack up on them! ...Alright, so the fact that I already had one prepared has absolutely no effect in the long run, but who cares XD So without further ado, Google Translate... French -> Bosnian -> Latvian -> Chichewa -> Greek Natural, at that time, I was a bad head It was true when I and Lamia called But you will find that these dates, I had all my steps Repent, see the cross and to make the area of spring Okay? Yes, I know And unofficially know a little magic I hit that everything between And the cost of gambling, please do not laugh The top work Treatment of faith, loneliness doldrums “Alas...” Bad souls woe As required pain This desire to destroy We want to be a girl And I help them? Really Bad, but for being the life So the fruit course Coming flow to the boiler He grew up in "Witch, Ursula, please!" Help We will remember Now it happened one time or disubstituted Despite wounded My fear is that shellfish carbon For, I had a request But I can say it was clean For those poor souls woe [Dialogue] Men do not like the mountains many empty They think that nothing faflatosynes girl and hole For easy Gambling with words And finally, my favorite one, everything is in sleep chatter? You, not all that interested in interview True gentleman of refugees, if you However, technically, the death of consciousness and purple For the ladies, who left He possessing his tongue, in the form of per capita Oh, the poor souls woe We go ahead, you can choose I'm busy this woman, and I have the date No money, just your standard Bad unhappy family souls It's sad, but justice If you want to cross the deck, my love, your cost Take a deep gas and wood and progress and write! “The best place to train there, now I'm floating, boys!” Model roll It hurt, but the addressee of the web The beluga sturgeon can, Sevruga Go copper Caspian Sea Throat swollen tongue High crosses Dear words I know what that purple bit is from, actually XD It translated "fawn" in the "baby deer" sense, which turned into "brown". Somehow, some language thinks brown = purple.

Hercules is one of my favorite movies and it's great to see one of its best songs sung by you! Thanks and great job!

"It's corny but I love me" XD

"Baby, we're not buying!" "Child trafficking!" OMjezzes yes!

Malinda looks so pretty with her hair like that!

Oh man! I had the playlist going and had walked away for something and knew within 2 lines what it was! My favorite disney song! Yay! Very well done!!!!

"I must say that I love me." This is a much better version of this song. ^_^

Ok, first off, you look STUNNING in purple, second I love your voice!! I'm so glad I subbed!

"If depression crying dead" Meg is trying to send us a message here

haha that "I love me" caught me off guard, which made the little detail after even more hilarious! Also, you look particularly stunning in this video :D

Me, a bisexual: “you can not deny a woman”

Sounds like she's denying she's a lesbian :D

Listening to this again and I still love the starry swag in this scattered expression of self-love.

Absolutely loved this video! Awesome job with the muses. "I think I moved my school" really got me... Loled a lot

2016 - “To increase the cost of living” 2023 - This hit a little too close to home

Malinda!!! You look gorgeous! Honestly, that outfit is beautiful on you! Your hair your makeup, even as the muses you were gorgeous! True beauty!

RIP 5th Muse...

"I think I moved my school" Well, I think someone is wrong. You are the new Hercules

you should try and do a song with Paint

One of my favorite songs and from my favorite Disney movie! You sounded wonderful as always!

I'm gonna ignore the song for a second and point out that you look BEAUTIFUL in this video! That outfit is adorable on you. :)

+Malinda Kathleen Reese Here you are (Latin, Japanese) URSULA In one way, so that you may want to become a man. (The only way to get what you want is to become a human yourself.) (Thai, Turkish, Chinese, Japanese) ARIEL What do you think of you? (Can you do that?) (Latin, Catalan, Greek) URSULA I have smelled a virgin. Thus I am. But I soy. (My dear, sweet child. That's what I do. It's what I live for.) To help misery merfolk like unto thee. (To help unfortunate merfolk like yourself.) The second brand name of criminals. (Poor souls with no one else to turn to.) (Russian, Latin, Japanese, Catalan) I admit I was inappropriate (I admit that in the past I've been a nasty) Do not cry for me wizard irrideo (They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch) But I do not see this (But you'll find that nowadays) one off out all the way (I've mended all my ways) I regret the light of a stick moves the (Repented, seen the light, and made a switch) reality? OK (True? Yes) And he once he know the magic (And I fortunately know a little magic) I Indeed have always had a clever (It's a talent that I always have possessed) I had nothing to smile (And here lately, please don't laugh) #using (I use it on behalf) Is also alone, miserable and abject (Of the miserable, lonely, and depressed) his rescue rouse ad (pathetic) (Latin, Turkish) Needy unhappy souls (Poor unfortunate souls) Sadness, business (In pain, in need) This desirable is thinner (This one longing to be thinner) She wants the girls (That one wants to get the girl) And he will fight for them? (And do I help them?) Indeed, he and (Yes, indeed) Rich unhappy souls (Those poor unfortunate souls) So sad and thus (So sad, so true) They flowed come on my kettle (They come flocking to my cauldron) Tears "Spells, Ursula, send!" (Crying, "Spells, Ursula, please!") And he fight for them! (And I help them!) just do it (Yes I do) (Japanese, Chinese, French, Latin) I aroused when he come against, or twice (Now it's happened once or twice) Not according to the charges (Someone couldn't pay the price) So bad coal traverse forks had a double-byte " (And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals) Creep, I have foreign blame (Yes I've had the odd complaint) But overall I am wiser (But on the whole I've been a saint) They have unpleasant mental harm (To those poor unfortunate souls) (French, Latin) We have intercourse? (Have we got a deal?) (Latin, Japanese) ARIEL If a man which I become, is not born from parents and sisters, and never even. (If I become human, I'll never be with my father or sisters again.) (French, Latin) URSULA When thou comest a man heh heh. Soccer or not the election of a noble one? Hey, hey. (But you'll have your man, heh heh. Life's full of tough choices, isn't it? Heh heh.) Oh, and the something more. (Oh, and there is one more thing.) I'm of the dissolution to the issue. (We haven't discussed the subject of payment.) (Latin, Japanese) ARIEL Yet, it will not offer us not to- (But I don't have-) (French, Latin) URSULA I ask you, they always teach us so very little! (I'm not asking much, just a token really, a trifle!) Although he made love with him - the voice. (What I want from you is - your voice.) (Latin, Japanese) ARIEL Yet, people who do not listen to my voice, all two (But without my voice, how can I-) (French, Latin, Japanese) URSULA You are faced with a pretty face. (You'll have your looks, your pretty face.) Therefore, plush romantic lips the body of minors, fear! (And don't underestimate the importance of body language, ha!) (Latin, Catalan, Japanese, French) Her boyfriend does not like mountain of keywords (The men up there don't like a lot of blabber) They Locate the young girl is a witness! (They think a girl who gossips is a bore!) Actually it mildly female thing of the country (Yes on land it's much preferred for ladies not to say a word) Everyone of the flesh, died after no talks land? (And after all dear, what is idle prattle for?) Touching we did not stop on the floor (Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation) If true, prevents their judge from the ruled case (True gentlemen avoid it when they can) Deerlet fainted blessing view (But they dote and swoon and fawn) wife disappeared too (On a lady who's withdrawn) Rare will protest against the human tongue (It's she who holds her tongue who get's a man) (Chinese, Latin, Korean) The poor unhappy souls (Come on you poor unfortunate soul) Let's go! (Go ahead!) Let four pick! (Make your choice!) I have spared no hour in her very busy man (I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day) Not important (It won't cost much) Long thy voice (Just your voice!) Little slipped unhappy souls (You poor unfortunate soul) In fact, A dejected (It's sad but true) If you wish legs, super sweet moving (If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet) You're tolls in solution (You've got the pay the toll) Riding on mouth breathing air (Take a gulp and take a breath) And had signed a moving roll (And go ahead and sign the scroll) Small, waste, good snow I've got her child (Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys) Volume boss (The boss is on a roll) Fatalities a poorer spirit (This poor unfortunate soul) (Latin, French, German) Named island whale (Beluga sevruga) Air Caspium flesh bloodmare (Come winds of the Caspian Sea) Larengix announced glaucitis (Larengix glaucitis) High sore throat (Et max laryngitis) My Super Voice (La voce to me) (Latin, Catalan, Korean, Japanese, Spanish) Further inside me! (Now, sing!) ARIEL Oh God... (Aah...) (Catalan) Keep women! (Keep singing!)

The editing of the muses in this is great!

Her voice is actually really fucking good

That Hairstyle is absolutely beautiful! I am in awe

Child trafficking?! Google plz

i love how often these translate to some variant of "i love me"

It was really awesome, you're gorgous, you have a gorgeous vice and you're really funny

I've never liked annything faster. Hercules was my favorite movie growing up and this was "MAH JAMM" as people say. and you did so good job.

do you think is a joke? he created the heavens and the earth omg why am i laughing so harf

"It's corny but I love me." My life guide book.

Can't remember if this has been answered before, but do you get recognized in public? If so, what do people say? How do you feel about it?

I LOVE your work, Malinda! I am a language teacher, and I use your videos in my classes to show the students just how bad Google Translate can be! They LOVE watching you! It's always a GREAT time, especially when we watch your Disney covers!

Poor unfortunate souls In pain, in need This one longing to be thinner That one wants to get the girl And do I help them? Yes, indeed Those poor unfortunate souls So sad, so true They come flocking to my cauldron Crying, "Spells, Ursula, please!" And I help them! Yes I do Demon in poverty Hurt, long one skinny Beg one wants to be girl And me coming to the assistance of the GPS? Idea the bad aura Honestly depressed Bird migration soup tear "Magic , do Ursula access!" and American agreement completed

Omg guuuuuuuuuuurl!!!!! You look AMAZING!!!!! Seriously, you could go to prom looking like that. And my favorite Disney song ever...! I love you so much, keep it up!

"Try privacy, you can see it in the closet" No actually, that leads to Narnia

For Q and A: How does it feel knowing your videos bring joy to so many people? I ask because today was the 5 year anniversary of my childhood friend passing away and I spent my night watching your entire GTS series because it was the only thing I could think of that would make me smile.

Child trafficking?! I laughed so hard I died