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@user-my9rh7tx1l
@user-my9rh7tx1l 7 месяцев назад
"Jim Jordan will not be speaker of the House." THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE That is enough to give a man hope right there.
@dwhitman3092
@dwhitman3092 7 месяцев назад
Yep! 💙
@doloresdebeauvoir4960
@doloresdebeauvoir4960 7 месяцев назад
This is how liberty lives on, with thunderous applause. For now.
@Arltratlo
@Arltratlo 7 месяцев назад
i dont believe any Republnazi buys tickets for his show!
@user-my9rh7tx1l
@user-my9rh7tx1l 7 месяцев назад
@@Arltratlo Why would they, they are humorless cowards.
@whaterverman479
@whaterverman479 7 месяцев назад
Colbert sucks... remember when late night talk show was actually funny??? nobody cares about politics thats why their ratings are down the toilet.... when normal people turn on the TV and see these clowns crying about Trump it just makes his popularity go up lol so pathetic and bland
@UnderstandingDarkness
@UnderstandingDarkness 7 месяцев назад
Well if she’s not his attorney, there’s no att/client privilege, thanks, Donny. 😂
@jeanneratterman4174
@jeanneratterman4174 7 месяцев назад
👏👏👏😂
@JoeNarbaiz
@JoeNarbaiz 7 месяцев назад
He's not too bright!
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 7 месяцев назад
Neither is she, that's the problem. She's.nit going to be an ally for the other side
@kbbpll7338
@kbbpll7338 7 месяцев назад
Well there's no attorney-client privilege anyway when you're planning a crime with your attorney and she goes out and does it. Regardless, it's hard to fathom what new stupidity we're supposed to latch onto with this anyway. "She's not my attorney" - so freakin' what? Are you dropping the "advice of counsel" defense then? It would have been better to say she's definitely my attorney and whatever I did was per her advice. He's a moron.
@jpdemer5
@jpdemer5 7 месяцев назад
She was or was not his attorney, depending on the day and circumstances. Donnie's reality is whatever he wants it to be at any given moment.
@jaggerkate
@jaggerkate 7 месяцев назад
As of an hour ago…THREE of his lawyers have flipped! 😆🎉🇺🇸
@rosehill9537
@rosehill9537 7 месяцев назад
It's as if they just realised breaking the law is bad for lawyers too! Enjoy USA been along time coming ❤🇦🇺
@burning.cigarette
@burning.cigarette 7 месяцев назад
Stephen Colbert is brilliant. And the show truly has the greatest writers in late night TV. Love it.
@sean900fps
@sean900fps 7 месяцев назад
Ex-Ohio State Wrestler Says Rep. Jim Jordan Asked Him to Deny Abuse Allegations .. look it up 🥳 vote them out .
@trevorD1156
@trevorD1156 7 месяцев назад
Yea, unfortunately he wins his extremely gerrymandered district by 100k, and his subservience to Trump and an even more red district (now including my hometown) all but guarantees he will have that seat for life.
@c2757
@c2757 7 месяцев назад
Jim Jordan claimed at the time that he knew nothing. His performance in Congress shows that he still knows very little.
@akinpaws
@akinpaws 7 месяцев назад
Gym Jordan.
@rejoyce318
@rejoyce318 7 месяцев назад
@@trevorD1156 I'm sorry. I have cousins that still live in OH... and I truly don't want to know how they vote.
@gustavoguevara4809
@gustavoguevara4809 7 месяцев назад
Having a week without Stephen Colbert, hurts more than a week without a Speaker of the House 😅
@Enyavar1
@Enyavar1 7 месяцев назад
Gosh yes, 5 months felt like 5 years. And that is because Stephen Colbert (and team) work on hundreds of jokes per week. Meanwhile, the whole work of McCarthy for nine months was just one joke.
@suezbell1
@suezbell1 7 месяцев назад
Ditto that.
@paulastiles5507
@paulastiles5507 7 месяцев назад
That's 'cause Colbert is much more useful and productive than the current House leadership.
@dridadbunkerphd6523
@dridadbunkerphd6523 7 месяцев назад
Infinitely more!
@chatnoir7923
@chatnoir7923 7 месяцев назад
You said it, brother.
@TheDuckMaster12
@TheDuckMaster12 7 месяцев назад
“Elf from another shelf” was a SLAM DUNK of a joke 😂
@amherst88
@amherst88 7 месяцев назад
Welcome back Mr. Colbert & you have the *best* writers in the universe ❤
@Itosalix
@Itosalix 7 месяцев назад
My prediction: Trump: "Powell couldn't have been my attorney because I never paid her." LOL.
@Enyavar1
@Enyavar1 7 месяцев назад
Yeah, he publicly told a few lies, but there were never any documents, is my bet too. Donald Fraud doesn't produce documents, he only steals them.
@abra_kadabra805
@abra_kadabra805 7 месяцев назад
@Devilninja333
@Devilninja333 7 месяцев назад
He already claimed he doesn’t know her as predicted
@mauricepowers8079
@mauricepowers8079 7 месяцев назад
Defense Attorney will simply ask her to produce the signed hiring agreement that has tRUMPs signature...she can't because he doesn't leave paper trails. Handshakes don't count. He is a slippery POS.
@958298bordeaux
@958298bordeaux 7 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ZoraXire
@ZoraXire 7 месяцев назад
So happy Stephen is feeling better! He has been missed
@Tina-qp7py
@Tina-qp7py 7 месяцев назад
Covid 3 times? That's pretty awful.
@Jan-zv7ze
@Jan-zv7ze 7 месяцев назад
Oh for sure! He is around alot of people...I work at a University and we are always getting some kind of sick.@@Tina-qp7py
@shogreene9215
@shogreene9215 7 месяцев назад
@@Tina-qp7py especially for Pfizers top propagandist salesman
@michaelkottler
@michaelkottler 6 месяцев назад
True that!
@anotherguy4815
@anotherguy4815 7 месяцев назад
So glad your back and safe Steven , your humor is like medicine that helps us deal with the stress of this Republican horror show!!!!
@alvallac2171
@alvallac2171 7 месяцев назад
*you're (contraction of "YOU aRE") your = possessive *Stephen. Your
@MisterWillow
@MisterWillow 7 месяцев назад
@@alvallac2171 He went to Hvert Lawd too maybe?
@MarkoVukovic0
@MarkoVukovic0 7 месяцев назад
@@MisterWillow Herrverd, get it right! 🤣
@sonyagower7224
@sonyagower7224 7 месяцев назад
Lol you live with you mom don't you!
@billolsen4360
@billolsen4360 7 месяцев назад
Bet you're gonna pee your panties when Trump wins in 24
@brendalarue4690
@brendalarue4690 7 месяцев назад
"Nobody stands in Guiliani's splash zone pro bono." Priceless 😆
@nyxcin1
@nyxcin1 7 месяцев назад
"Elf from another shelf". OMG that made a dismal Monday so much easier to bear.
@Mo_Regan
@Mo_Regan 7 месяцев назад
SO GLAD YOU ARE OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We missed you!!!!
@SurgeCess
@SurgeCess 7 месяцев назад
Same! I am so happy to see him back
@dawnstanley1733
@dawnstanley1733 7 месяцев назад
Yep, same here also.
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 7 месяцев назад
Absolutely! 💙
@victoriabaker4400
@victoriabaker4400 7 месяцев назад
I know!!! And we had just gotten him back after so long.
@andreaonwilliams8065
@andreaonwilliams8065 7 месяцев назад
Turning the Powell joke into Trump confusing invincibility with invisibility is pure comedic genius.
@ViridianFlow
@ViridianFlow 7 месяцев назад
And yet they didn't see the obvious "Pratt is a pratt" joke. These writers are very confusing.
@numlock2493
@numlock2493 7 месяцев назад
Thank you, Evie, for sending Stephen back to work
@BooksForever
@BooksForever 7 месяцев назад
Having no Speaker during a Republican majority in the House is a good way to minimize the damage they can do.
@peachesandpoets
@peachesandpoets 7 месяцев назад
I hope the democrats go ham with campaign ads over this
@LordLOC
@LordLOC 7 месяцев назад
But it also nukes the entire government and there's another government shutdown coming soon as it is. If the GOP can't fucking get it together in time, shit's going to get real bad.
@cpmf2112
@cpmf2112 7 месяцев назад
Hopefully not the self inflicted types 😂
@timothylopez8572
@timothylopez8572 7 месяцев назад
He'll still be in the history books as a leader of the STUPIDEST PEOPLE IN HISTORY. 🤦How are we supposed to teach Qanon to kids in the future?
@timothylopez8572
@timothylopez8572 7 месяцев назад
Byron, as one of like only three black people in the GOP congressional delegation, is exactly what Malcolm X was referring to when saying, "today we still have house slaves and field slaves". Parade him out and have Byron tell those field slaves to, "shut up and get back to work. Before we sick the cops on you".
@mikeoxbig7931
@mikeoxbig7931 7 месяцев назад
George Conway was being too kind when he called the GQP a ‘dumpster fire’.
@adamkares7549
@adamkares7549 7 месяцев назад
Its more like the nuclear waste we have to bury for 100,000 years before its safe
@mark-ish
@mark-ish 7 месяцев назад
You sure he didn't say trumpster liar?
@angrybeluga1697
@angrybeluga1697 7 месяцев назад
Porta-potty fire?
@mizuozman2028
@mizuozman2028 7 месяцев назад
I believe that the technical term is protruded anus inferno.
@johnsmithe4656
@johnsmithe4656 7 месяцев назад
I don't give a crap about anything that guy says. Have you seen his wife???? Why are all these sketchy people being allowed to voice their 'opinions' (if those ARE their opinions) on TV? That's what I want to know. I care more about what random hobos think than what George Conway thinks. Most of the people going on News shows these days are utterly detestable. That's why I stick with real news, like Meidas Touch. TV News is about as real as Reality TV.
@ramblinsteven2554
@ramblinsteven2554 7 месяцев назад
Thank God for Stephen Colbert and his writers.
@alfredaconey3084
@alfredaconey3084 7 месяцев назад
I love you, Stephen Colbert! Good to see you again! ❤
@civil_villain
@civil_villain 7 месяцев назад
I can't believe the House Republicans tried to downplay Jordan's failures as a legislator and a protector and force him into the Speaker's seat. There's seriously no floor to their hypocrisy or immorality.
@sheilaboston7051
@sheilaboston7051 7 месяцев назад
Well, according to all of them, he's the "second most popular Republican in the country." 🤣🤣
@Windsingerful
@Windsingerful 7 месяцев назад
“Force him into the speaker seat”???
@davidguelette7036
@davidguelette7036 7 месяцев назад
Not to mention being one of the main co conspirators in Trumps attack on democracy.
@franciscopino5284
@franciscopino5284 7 месяцев назад
Listening a democrat talking about morality and hypocrisy is like listening a chimpanzee talking about quantum chemistry.
@richborn6700
@richborn6700 7 месяцев назад
You can't believe the GOP were trying to install a pupper speaker despite his flaws professionally, personally, and legislatively
@thelastobasknight3966
@thelastobasknight3966 7 месяцев назад
Hey, I used to be shift manager at a McDonald's. I guess I'm qualified to be a Supreme Court Justice.
@primordial_platypus
@primordial_platypus 7 месяцев назад
You have to leave something for the fry guys and grease trap cleaners.
@fabrisseterbrugghe8567
@fabrisseterbrugghe8567 7 месяцев назад
You maybe more qualified than some Republican judicial candidates.
@humbleevidenceaccepter7712
@humbleevidenceaccepter7712 7 месяцев назад
I once ran the broiler at a Burger King. Secretary of the Interior, maybe?
@fabrisseterbrugghe8567
@fabrisseterbrugghe8567 7 месяцев назад
@@humbleevidenceaccepter7712 If you could be trusted with the broiler, I think Secretary of Defense.
@flatline8580
@flatline8580 7 месяцев назад
I was literally putting my hands up in front of the monitor at the end there, rofl... great payoff!
@THEE_Kisywisy
@THEE_Kisywisy 7 месяцев назад
That invincible joke made me literally laugh out loud 🤣
@walterfristoe4643
@walterfristoe4643 7 месяцев назад
The Donald has really been racking up the frequent liar miles! 😉
@dianedenham5259
@dianedenham5259 7 месяцев назад
I remember when they were keeping track of the number when he was in office. It was over 33,000 as I recall.
@HayTatsuko
@HayTatsuko 7 месяцев назад
Lovely turn of phrase there.
@starsaligninthesky
@starsaligninthesky 7 месяцев назад
😂
@RobertStricklandinKorea
@RobertStricklandinKorea 7 месяцев назад
​@dianedenham5259 Yeah, he lost me at the 8 mile high club. The Liar King of Mara lardass Club
@Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq
@Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq 7 месяцев назад
Speaking of Racks ,did Melania say - When he puts on his bikini (she'll put on hers. There's a lot to unpack in her response.
@DrakeyC
@DrakeyC 7 месяцев назад
"Running McDonald's qualifies you to be second-in-line for the presidency" - in fairness Stephen, the previous president's qualifications were being McDonald's mascot.
@dianacryer
@dianacryer 7 месяцев назад
😆
@brendashelonko2149
@brendashelonko2149 7 месяцев назад
The Hamburglar!
@958298bordeaux
@958298bordeaux 7 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂
@958298bordeaux
@958298bordeaux 7 месяцев назад
​@@brendashelonko2149😂😂😂😂
@helios7212
@helios7212 7 месяцев назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅🤡🎃💩
@gid519
@gid519 7 месяцев назад
They pleaded guilty because they knew they wouldn't go to jail. Isn't a Criminal Conspiracy a felony? Yet they get slapped on the wrist with a time-out.
@BHAKTIBROPHY
@BHAKTIBROPHY 7 месяцев назад
Stephen's writers have been *off the chart* brilliantly funny since the Writers' Strike ended. Bravo!!
@ChrisM-tn3hx
@ChrisM-tn3hx 7 месяцев назад
Imagine being the president of the United States of America, and telling your wife to demean herself in front of your guests for the sake of your own ego. That's the man you want making decisions, for sure.
@garfield2439
@garfield2439 7 месяцев назад
Do you really think Melania would feel "demeaned"? She's used to selling herself
@halibaitor
@halibaitor 7 месяцев назад
​@@garfield2439 Ok, there is that She did marry the Donald. I'm sure it was true love for her. (Love for his money. 🤣)
@Jedi_Vigilante
@Jedi_Vigilante 7 месяцев назад
I just thought it was funny that Trump thought everybody else was missing out on it. I mean, Melania sure isn't sleeping with Trump, sooooo...
@Danin4985
@Danin4985 7 месяцев назад
She demeans herself by allowing Trump to sleep with her. No biggie.
@khipksy1888
@khipksy1888 7 месяцев назад
As per his diehard supporters, he is doing Gods work !! Apparently this is what christiantiy is to conservative Americans... wife in bikini carrying an assault rifle in one hand, hand in hand with husband who is grabbing a teenage beauty pagent contestant by "p***y" with the other hand. American dream??
@stickibug
@stickibug 7 месяцев назад
THANK YOU for mentioning what Jim Jordan did while at Ohio State. Would've been nice to have a little detail on it, but at least bringing it up is a big step. It's been so covered up, half the folks I talk to here in Ohio don't even know about it. Thank you for bringing national attention to it.
@sharhondahurd2037
@sharhondahurd2037 7 месяцев назад
Whoa, that's a shame. I hope they find out before the next election.
@firstlast-gn5bo
@firstlast-gn5bo 7 месяцев назад
Where are your local reporters…shouldn’t they have been all over that? Or are they all Sinclair owned..
@louiseclark7967
@louiseclark7967 7 месяцев назад
That's all everyone has been talking about...What kind of a rock do you people live under? Republican suppression...That's a mighty big boulder...
@apple707
@apple707 7 месяцев назад
Stephen is such a treasure❤ I'm so glad he's back and well❤
@ajdailey3698
@ajdailey3698 7 месяцев назад
Colbert is by far the best of late night shows.
@cpmf2112
@cpmf2112 7 месяцев назад
Gym Jordan gets a lot of hate on the Internet, but it isn't enough. We can do better. 😂
@sharhondahurd2037
@sharhondahurd2037 7 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@MadAboutBrows
@MadAboutBrows 7 месяцев назад
I wanna know what happened to the documentary 😒
@lorettanericcio-bohlman567
@lorettanericcio-bohlman567 7 месяцев назад
Gym jockstrap Jordan
@tdsoldier3198
@tdsoldier3198 7 месяцев назад
It's great to have you back Stephen. It's also great to not have Gym Jordan as House Speaker.
@catbishop206
@catbishop206 7 месяцев назад
Dear Stephen, You are hilarious! Don't ever quit!
@lindaredwood-kahn8143
@lindaredwood-kahn8143 7 месяцев назад
"Please kill me!" Gotta love it!! Thanks for the giggles Steve!!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 7 месяцев назад
That Shaman guy spent more time in the Speaker's chair than Gymmie ever did.
@commensense187
@commensense187 7 месяцев назад
Gymmie.... 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏🤣👏🤣👏🤣👏👏🤣🤣👏👏🤣🤣🤣 Good one 🤣🤣🤣
@Opus313
@Opus313 7 месяцев назад
And the Shaman did a better job at it too!
@sharhondahurd2037
@sharhondahurd2037 7 месяцев назад
Ouch!
@Daria-dp8to
@Daria-dp8to 7 месяцев назад
Elf from another shelf was priceless. As well as the Invincible, God it's good to have Stephen back. VOTE BLUE 💙💙💙
@myjewelry4u
@myjewelry4u 7 месяцев назад
Dude, you just slayed this! I almost choked on my meds. I think you’re trying to kill me 🤣
@itzamia
@itzamia 7 месяцев назад
Giving one person so much spotlight, also gives him power
@KianaWolf
@KianaWolf 7 месяцев назад
Moderate Republicans, aka "Didn't think the leopards would eat their face, but had just enough sense to not slather themselves in barbecue sauce and poke the leopard with a stick."
@ray.shoesmith
@ray.shoesmith 7 месяцев назад
Vote 1 Leopards Eating Faces Party
@user-po7wp2yz7z
@user-po7wp2yz7z 7 месяцев назад
djt did say that they eat their young! He knows all about it!
@DracoMagnius
@DracoMagnius 7 месяцев назад
"Moderate" Republicans: "Well obviously you don't slather yourself in bbq sauce that's just tempting fate! That being said I'm sure the leopards won't eat my face, we're on very good terms."
@rorygay3529
@rorygay3529 7 месяцев назад
Yes, gym was an assistant wrestling coach at Ohio state who ignored and refused to pass on complaints of sexual abuse. He was legally obligated to so. Yes, there was testimoy by several witnesses.
@am53n8
@am53n8 7 месяцев назад
35 years of working in a fastfood restaurant and constantly having to deal with idiots might actually make him the least bad candidate
@sleepysera
@sleepysera 7 месяцев назад
I doubt he was working in a restaurant. I assume he was the upper management guy that made the lives of the ACTUAL people working in the restaurants hell.
@luizmaranhao4824
@luizmaranhao4824 7 месяцев назад
You don’t know what is like, baby you don’t know what is like…to see the traitors plead guilty.😂
@shermanculbertson6244
@shermanculbertson6244 7 месяцев назад
So happy that you’re back and feeling better Stephen. Last week felt like an eternity without you.
@HylianFox3
@HylianFox3 7 месяцев назад
"He's not so much a 'brother from another mother' as an 'elf from another shelf'." DEAD
@ChineduOpara
@ChineduOpara 7 месяцев назад
Loved it!
@sawyerpooler7199
@sawyerpooler7199 7 месяцев назад
Words cannot express how much I missed this show. Love you Stephen and Crew!
@jayduke8554
@jayduke8554 7 месяцев назад
Thank goodness for your wit and humor which helps me keep sane 😊
@Jain1906
@Jain1906 7 месяцев назад
Stephen was on fire tonight -- great monologue! Welcome back, Mr. Colbert, and for the love of god - stay healthy!
@shogreene9215
@shogreene9215 7 месяцев назад
Yea how else you going get Covidiots to believe you about the boosters?
@lenwitt283
@lenwitt283 7 месяцев назад
So there you are Mr Colbert. I'm glad to see you brought in your doctors note. Don't let this get to be a habit. We can't continue to go on in life without you. So no pressure here. Welcome back.
@goblinwisdom
@goblinwisdom 7 месяцев назад
The more you get covid, the more likely you are to get long covid which is very much, 'all the bad'.
@user-ff8vo1se8v
@user-ff8vo1se8v 7 месяцев назад
😂❤
@sealyoness
@sealyoness 7 месяцев назад
I'm just so glad Stephen is better. And I hope Evie is well too.
@barbaracataldo566
@barbaracataldo566 7 месяцев назад
I'm waiting for Trump to say: "Donald Trump? Never heard of him. I don't know who you're talking about. I never worked with him and barely knew him."
@michaelseaman3152
@michaelseaman3152 7 месяцев назад
Stephen is by far the best and funniest late night hosts. Always fun and intelligent.
@numlock2493
@numlock2493 7 месяцев назад
Yes, he does have some very good writers
@BHAKTIBROPHY
@BHAKTIBROPHY 7 месяцев назад
​@@numlock2493Stephen is a genius writer himself. But in reply to your inference, his delivery is second to none. And yes, as I posted several minutes ago, his writers are off the chart right now!
@johnsmithe4656
@johnsmithe4656 7 месяцев назад
I try watching Seth Myers and Jimmy Kimmel sometimes.... But gawd.... They just aren't very funny. Stephen never fails to crack me up though. Even the bit about how clocks go backwards in Australia, that was HILARIOUS, and under-appreciated by the audience!
@michellewall6748
@michellewall6748 7 месяцев назад
Yes….he is!
@yurielcundangan9090
@yurielcundangan9090 7 месяцев назад
Gotta love Dr Colbert. He’s got guts. It’s nice to see someone stick on their own values
@patriciarouse16
@patriciarouse16 7 месяцев назад
Exactly " A house misguided"
@whaterverman479
@whaterverman479 7 месяцев назад
Colbert sucks... remember when late night talk show was actually funny??? nobody cares about politics thats why their ratings are down the toilet.... when normal people turn on the TV and see these clowns crying about Trump it just makes his popularity go up lol
@samnelson2343
@samnelson2343 7 месяцев назад
Doctor colbert? Has he attained another 'string to his bow' or is that a spell-fail? The 'D' and the 'M' are quite a way apart on the keypad.... But I do like the thought that MD Colbert could be a thing. Love from here to there
@BlueManIan
@BlueManIan 7 месяцев назад
​@@samnelson2343he has an honorary Doctorate of Fine Arts. I forget from where.
@Subjectivity13
@Subjectivity13 7 месяцев назад
@@eustacetuberson4375 He introduced himself in his medical segments as, "Doctor Stephen T. Colbert, DFA." It was great.
@jayrutter6111
@jayrutter6111 7 месяцев назад
Welcome back! Colbert and his writers are the best. Stay healthy 😊
@benjaminmoser1325
@benjaminmoser1325 7 месяцев назад
Pretending that there is such a thing as a GOP moderate at this stage is deeply problematic.
@JimRFF
@JimRFF 7 месяцев назад
While I agree with the point that the GOP as a *party* is in no way whatsoever "moderate" and that in itself is a real threat to the rights we enjoy as Americans, you should always remember that in any group of people, there will be some with differing viewpoints, ones who go with the group for their own reasons but do not agree *in totality* with what the group does (this is a reality of any group of people with a shared goal and individual perspectives)... and this is a fracture that you can take advantage of. If you treat your opponent as a monolith, you will miss opportunities to exploit them and turn them against each other. Splitting the GOP into two parties should be the main strategic goal of the political left.
@joeystuart2949
@joeystuart2949 7 месяцев назад
It's all relative, really. Who's the rep from Orange County, CA nowadays? They're usually a moderate conservative because it's Cali.
@Daneelro
@Daneelro 7 месяцев назад
@@JimRFF I don't think the original commenter had a problem with not treating the GOP as a monolith. But it is very important to recognise that _all_ the wings of the current GOP are right-wing extremists supporting horrible policies and people. Some Democrats are so desperate in their desire to find fellow moderates on the other side of the aisle that time and again, they delude themselves about some Republicans just because they happened to oppose the GOP majority on an issue or two. So they overlook small factoids like McCain promoting proto-Trump Sarah Palin or Liz Cheney having been an enthusiastic Trump supporter up until 2019.
@Daneelro
@Daneelro 7 месяцев назад
@@joeystuart2949 Orange County is split between six congressional districts. Two of these sent GOP Reps: the 40th, sending Young Kim, and the 45th, sending Michelle Steel. Steel came in already on the Trump train in 2020 and was a conservative extremist like most GOPers on Roe vs. Wade, lockdowns & masks, impeachment, LGBTQ rights, the Equality Act, and climate legislation. Kim somewhat less bad but was big on anti-LGBTQ and anti-immigrant campaigning even before Trump.
@Bill_Garthright
@Bill_Garthright 7 месяцев назад
It's not just that. In -the modern- today's GOP, the absolute _worst_ thing one Republican can call another Republican is "moderate." That's the kiss of death in -the modern- today's Republican Party. (Sorry about the edits. Obviously, there is nothing modern about the GOP.)
@billmago7991
@billmago7991 7 месяцев назад
Let's not forget a moderate in the Republican party today is David Duke without the baggage 😂😂😂😂
@victorpradha9946
@victorpradha9946 7 месяцев назад
So David Duke before after he deboards Klan airlines BEFORE he reaches baggage claim
@Daneelro
@Daneelro 7 месяцев назад
Indeed. I wish moderate Democrats would stop imagining moderates among Republicans and stop hoping for a "return to normalcy" or for "the fever to break" and West Wing bipartisanship to emerge with this GOP crew. They need to finally draw the proper conclusions from all the evidence over the last 20 years that all Republican elected officials are right-wing extremists. Not recognising that is a form of self-delusion that prevents effective counter-measures. Dems need to right the ship on their own, the same way they did back in FDR's time.
@12x2richter
@12x2richter 7 месяцев назад
Hey now. The baggage wouldn't be a disqualifier. Besides, even if one of them were the leader of the KKK they still wouldn't be the worst Republican there.
@CourageKarnga
@CourageKarnga 7 месяцев назад
Imagine being proud of saying that!
@walterfristoe4643
@walterfristoe4643 7 месяцев назад
Maybe the GOP will elect a naked guy and call him the streaker of the House! 🤣
@lesleedetchon
@lesleedetchon 7 месяцев назад
Good one
@patriciarouse16
@patriciarouse16 7 месяцев назад
Boebert will do it....she's essentric...
@yvonnecamacho7887
@yvonnecamacho7887 7 месяцев назад
😆
@SugarandSarcasm
@SugarandSarcasm 7 месяцев назад
walterfristoe4643 for Streaker of the House!
@alex35agm
@alex35agm 7 месяцев назад
Or Marjorie Taylor Greene and call it Shrieker of the house.
@veronicastewart1112
@veronicastewart1112 7 месяцев назад
Thank you, Stephen, I missed you a lot.
@claudettemoran295
@claudettemoran295 7 месяцев назад
Welcome back, Stephen! Glad to hear that you are feeling better!
@brendatruant7404
@brendatruant7404 7 месяцев назад
Stephen Colbert, so good to have you back! You and the writers out did yourselves tonight. Thank you!! 👏👏
@alvallac2171
@alvallac2171 7 месяцев назад
*outdid When used this way, out- is a prefix, not a standalone word.
@chancelewis9297
@chancelewis9297 7 месяцев назад
I knew he could beat COVID! I knew it!
@elhoward7440
@elhoward7440 7 месяцев назад
Ok, "Elf from another Shelf" was laugh out loud funny!
@tammystockley-loughlin7680
@tammystockley-loughlin7680 7 месяцев назад
Glad you're feeling better, Stephen. Positive vibes from New Hampshire, remember to be kind to each other and yourself during these trying times.
@kimford5845
@kimford5845 7 месяцев назад
Always the funniest comedy writing!
@LoveDiveChannel
@LoveDiveChannel 7 месяцев назад
Finally you're back at the theater, Stephen!!! 🔥🔥🔥
@tylerkochman1007
@tylerkochman1007 7 месяцев назад
Hardly such a thing as “GOP moderates”. You might be thinking of “less extreme among the GOP extremists”
@annenelson5656
@annenelson5656 7 месяцев назад
Nailed it!
@johndododoe1411
@johndododoe1411 7 месяцев назад
Maybe someone wanting to continue the Nixon policies might now be considered moderate . I mean Nixon never tried to steal an election by having people steal documents from inside the Democrat campaign ...
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 7 месяцев назад
Liz Cheney?
@tylerkochman1007
@tylerkochman1007 7 месяцев назад
@@lenawagenfuehr53 have you actually looked into Liz Cheney’s positions on matters that aren’t January 6?
@Kece89
@Kece89 7 месяцев назад
“less extreme among the GOP extremists” that's like the difference between infinity and infinity - 10. I'd rather say spineless lunatics among the lunatics.
@samuelbailey3045
@samuelbailey3045 5 месяцев назад
Listening to Stephen Colbert brightens my darkest day
@carolynbarcus3662
@carolynbarcus3662 7 месяцев назад
Glad you're feeling better. Glad to have you back.
@YosemiteFour
@YosemiteFour 7 месяцев назад
Lawyers really need to give themselves harsher sentences. Anyone else making under $30k a year would spend six years in prison.
@larrymunn5279
@larrymunn5279 7 месяцев назад
My first thought was "Must have been a pretty sweet plea deal".
@sonkeschmidt2027
@sonkeschmidt2027 7 месяцев назад
In this case it's understandable as they want Donald. She is irrelevant but whether she turns on him is very relevant, more relevant than putting her into prison. Same way a mobster would get a free out of jail card if he can turn his boss in.
@johneisenberg5065
@johneisenberg5065 7 месяцев назад
What WHINE pairs best with Cheese and Kracken?
@snacking5908
@snacking5908 7 месяцев назад
The fact that the GOP won’t select a sensible person to lead their party, says a lot
@Fatdog-Dakind
@Fatdog-Dakind 7 месяцев назад
I've noticed that Trump has what they call, "Front-Butt." This means his front-side looks like his back-side in those silly golf shorts! If I was the, "Orange Camel Hump," I would sue the taylor that told him to wear those outside huh? L:O:L
@brandywillis3998
@brandywillis3998 7 месяцев назад
No one sensible remains in the GOP
@loganmedia1142
@loganmedia1142 7 месяцев назад
Or a sensible presidential candidate.
@Dropshot64
@Dropshot64 7 месяцев назад
It's great to have Stephen back
@Opus313
@Opus313 7 месяцев назад
The GOP is having such a tough time getting a speaker because nobody really wants to drive the GOP clown car...
@teelo12000
@teelo12000 7 месяцев назад
Is it possible this could lead to the fracture of the GOP into two parties? Would be almost guaranteed if they were under an MMP or some other proportional representation system, but if they're already struggling to get anything done then desperation could set in, no?
@kimclarke5018
@kimclarke5018 7 месяцев назад
Right….
@dwhitman3092
@dwhitman3092 7 месяцев назад
😂
@jessmason2112
@jessmason2112 7 месяцев назад
🎯
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 7 месяцев назад
Oh, they were trying to steer in the first place? Hunh. I'd never have guessed, frankly.
@vash121086
@vash121086 7 месяцев назад
I’m glad you’re feeling better Stephen. And welcome back. We missed you.
@artbyjennyray
@artbyjennyray 7 месяцев назад
Stephen, I'm so glad you are feeling better!
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl 7 месяцев назад
Oh that Brie Larson joke was so gouda! 🧀
@aggressiveattitudeera887
@aggressiveattitudeera887 7 месяцев назад
😁
@intomnia3313
@intomnia3313 7 месяцев назад
Gouda you figure that?
@OriginalCaliKitty
@OriginalCaliKitty 7 месяцев назад
It was a muenster.
@larrymunn5279
@larrymunn5279 7 месяцев назад
Mmm... Brie.... *drools*
@donaldrhoads8880
@donaldrhoads8880 7 месяцев назад
She got her degree at Trump University.
@jennslifeinhuntingtonwv2678
@jennslifeinhuntingtonwv2678 7 месяцев назад
My son had a friend with the name Cheesebro. They called him cheeseburger. He acted like Eddie Haskel from Leave it to Beaver, so one day I called him Eddie Haskel, and all the boys busted out laughing. They said Joe's parents called him the same thing. Lol 😂 my how time flies. My boy is 41 now😮
@gingerscholar152
@gingerscholar152 7 месяцев назад
What makes me angry about this circus show is that only 5 of the "moderates" needed to vote for Jeffries for him to be Speaker and get the House back to governing.
@jacobisbell9388
@jacobisbell9388 7 месяцев назад
There is no world in which Republicans put a Democrat speaker of the house in place, that's career suicide. Which raises the question, why did they expect democrats to save McCarthy?
@jenniferd37
@jenniferd37 7 месяцев назад
But that would also mean that Jeffries would be Speaker of the House, which is a horrifying prospect.
@kickedinthecalfbyacow7549
@kickedinthecalfbyacow7549 7 месяцев назад
It only needed 4 of the republican crazies to vote not to remove McCarthy
@JoeNarbaiz
@JoeNarbaiz 7 месяцев назад
@@jenniferd37 Only horrifying for Republicans.
@cathygould
@cathygould 7 месяцев назад
He would be an excellent S oft House👍🏽👏🏾❣️
@amydavis955
@amydavis955 7 месяцев назад
It’s nice to see you feel better, Stephen Colbert. I’m glad you’re back.❤❤❤
@treefolkhero2850
@treefolkhero2850 7 месяцев назад
Thank you so much, Steve. The American people were tricked into demagoguery and shows like yours help show that.
@diozza_tolteka2836
@diozza_tolteka2836 7 месяцев назад
"A House divided cannot stand."
@Ziggyman-jx4vy
@Ziggyman-jx4vy 7 месяцев назад
No, she got her degree from Trump University.
@bethnasca4720
@bethnasca4720 7 месяцев назад
So glad to see you back! Worried about you. Please take care of yourself cuz we need you.
@huplim
@huplim 7 месяцев назад
Glad you’re back Stephen!
@jeannineflores3623
@jeannineflores3623 7 месяцев назад
Glad you’re feeling better, Stephen!❤
@raventree333
@raventree333 7 месяцев назад
Jim Bag Jordan, as Michael Cohen calls him. Thank goodness there were enough GOP members who rejected him.
@xekusion
@xekusion 7 месяцев назад
That “commitment” that GOP promised is looking pretty thin 😂
@nky13
@nky13 7 месяцев назад
So glad you're back again, Stephen! 🎉
@jk22222sd
@jk22222sd 7 месяцев назад
Stephen Colbert needs to do his own SNL of the new Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson! There are indeed some resemblances!
@eeyorehaferbock7870
@eeyorehaferbock7870 7 месяцев назад
Out of all the things Trump could say about the election, I never once figured he’d accuse it of being German yeast bread. Truly a stable-genius insight if there ever was one.
@thaisdantan2293
@thaisdantan2293 7 месяцев назад
Note: stollens may have fruit & nuts added
@expatannie6958
@expatannie6958 7 месяцев назад
@@thaisdantan2293 Well, he sure had plenty of fruits and nuts on hand -- just look at his ace legal team!
@eeyorehaferbock7870
@eeyorehaferbock7870 7 месяцев назад
@@expatannie6958 you’re correct about the nuts at least. Dunno about the fruits unless you count the one time Rudy dressed in drag. Pretty sure Trump was photographed with him at that event too. Pretty sure most actual gays know better than to defend someone like that anyway.
@eeyorehaferbock7870
@eeyorehaferbock7870 7 месяцев назад
@@thaisdantan2293 I know, I just didn’t want to make my quip any longer than it had to be.
@davidconnell1959
@davidconnell1959 7 месяцев назад
The “please kill me” call back could be seen coming a mile away, but was still worth it.
@debbierubin2723
@debbierubin2723 7 месяцев назад
Glad to see you’re well and back to your old funny self. I’m watching from Australia and I love your show and watch it regularly.
@drbettyschueler3235
@drbettyschueler3235 7 месяцев назад
I am so glad to see you back. Please stop getting COVID. You help keep us sane.
@InterestedCitizen
@InterestedCitizen 7 месяцев назад
The "Please...kill me" part is really funny.😂😅😆
@Cloud-zb8lw
@Cloud-zb8lw 7 месяцев назад
3 weeks and no speaker from the broken GOP house. Can it get any sadder ?
@rbnallen95
@rbnallen95 7 месяцев назад
Shhhhhh! It can. Don’t bring it on. Lol.
@virginiaf.5764
@virginiaf.5764 7 месяцев назад
​@@rbnallen95That's what I was going to say, lol.
@SugarandSarcasm
@SugarandSarcasm 7 месяцев назад
Fifteen votes. Yes it can
@joannvandenberg4792
@joannvandenberg4792 7 месяцев назад
Yes, it can. They can vote in one of trump's minions again. We would still be a no nothing House until 2025 when the GOP loses the power. VOTE BLUE in 2024
@KB-ld6ql
@KB-ld6ql 7 месяцев назад
Oh yes it can
@janetownley
@janetownley 7 месяцев назад
Audience didn’t get the “we caught him in a lie” bit at all until Stephen spelled it out. I sure did.
@MaxWelton
@MaxWelton 6 месяцев назад
1:19 A historic. A HISTORIC!!!!
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 7 месяцев назад
If Pete Sessions becomes Speaker, “The House is in Sessions” will be a running gag (besides the GOP Clown Show).
@MeredithAnne88
@MeredithAnne88 7 месяцев назад
I'm from Texas...please don't let this guy get Speakership. 🙄
@Dbb27
@Dbb27 7 месяцев назад
🤣
@judykeown
@judykeown 7 месяцев назад
Dallas area sent him packing after many years so he ran back to Waco area where he is from to get back in office. They were just concerned it was someone with the “R” and a bonus that it was a “home boy”. He should not be in the running.
@sebastiannemeth-ramirez2160
@sebastiannemeth-ramirez2160 7 месяцев назад
We missed you Stephen. Glad you're feeling better.
@FussyPickles
@FussyPickles 7 месяцев назад
Who is Steven?
@sebastiannemeth-ramirez2160
@sebastiannemeth-ramirez2160 7 месяцев назад
@@FussyPickles Auto correct on phone.
@ROCCOCYCLES
@ROCCOCYCLES 7 месяцев назад
Booster time. 😮
@shogreene9215
@shogreene9215 7 месяцев назад
@@ROCCOCYCLES even after all that tap dancing for Pfizer he keeps getting that Rona
@ROCCOCYCLES
@ROCCOCYCLES 7 месяцев назад
@shogreene9215 You'd think they tell him to be quiet about the bats. 🤑
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