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Gothic II Review | Classic German Roleplaying™ 

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Everyone's favourite German turnip cultivation RPG - now finally reviewed.
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@kubathehuman7652
@kubathehuman7652 6 лет назад
This German game somehow happens to be Polish national treasure.
@ChadVulpes
@ChadVulpes 6 лет назад
*TRIGGERED*
@KenshinLoL
@KenshinLoL 6 лет назад
sebool112 really ? Assuming you are polish in the context I thought you polish people like it because of the voice acting and the atmosphere that the characters bring to the world. I mean that's what most german people who play the game fall in love with.
@ChadVulpes
@ChadVulpes 6 лет назад
Most of the people look at it through nostalgic lenses. Me too, actually. But somebody pointed out recently that the main character sounds like a narrator, and it occurred to me that it's not really top quality these days. Look it at it from a distance, you can tell it was the best they could pull off these days, so I appreciate it, actually. And then, the person who pointed it out isn't really someone who knows a lot about games, though, so they can't really appreciate it in the same way. Thinking about it, I take that back. It was the best they could pull off in the early 2000's. What more can you expect? My opinion now is that it is a good voiceover.
@KenshinLoL
@KenshinLoL 6 лет назад
sebool112 Ye if you take the way the hero talks and compare the voice acting itself to what is good today it really isn't good. But the hero has by far the worst voice acting in this game so I can live with that. Even the hero has his moments where I could fall out of my chair from laughing. I like his sarcastic side alot. Also the way the hero generally speaks with npc has a touch that makes his lazy lines often very humoristic which is something I like about it. I dunno if i have a nostalgia lense on or rather how much it changes for me. but I don't think it's that much. I think it would be awesome if i didn't play the game yet and could experience especially gothic 2 all over again. I mean after my like 25th playthrough I must say I lose interest from time to time but I still think the game is that great that I can play it despite the fact that I know everything about it. Not because of nostalgia but because I like the game and if they ever get the brain and remake their first 2 masterpieces and make g3 a complete game they'd swim in money because what piranha bytes is prducing right now isn't good at all in my opinion. Gothic had handmade quests and the world was so well designed that you could also overlook the silly quests when you just ran around the island because they made sense in the story. even smaller quests and characters like fellan had a place and just gave u a feeling of a realistic world. I muss that completely in todays games.
@ChadVulpes
@ChadVulpes 6 лет назад
Well, either way; Germans made one hell of a game ^_^
@thomasjardine2108
@thomasjardine2108 6 лет назад
"I am Bromor. This is my house , and these are my girls. I like my girls. And if you like my girls too, then you'll pay for it- 50 gold pieces." I swear to god that Tommy Wiseau said these lines
@EricToTheScionti
@EricToTheScionti 4 года назад
LOL
@blackshadowxv15
@blackshadowxv15 4 года назад
The only thing missing is Tommy's famous laugh
@dantevivas693
@dantevivas693 4 года назад
Oh hi Mark
@agamemnonofmycenae5258
@agamemnonofmycenae5258 4 года назад
Writing and delivery so bad,it's genius!
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 года назад
Ah ah ah ah. What a story Thomas.
@pingwin717
@pingwin717 6 лет назад
"as expected German woods are filled with giant rats, giant birds, giant velociraptors and worst of all Germans" my favourite part
@MerkhVision
@MerkhVision 6 лет назад
Mine too lmao
@PaulaNancyMillstone
@PaulaNancyMillstone 5 лет назад
Am German. Can confirm.
@WillHayes44
@WillHayes44 5 лет назад
@@BLY99 triggered...
@reddeath9858
@reddeath9858 5 лет назад
@@BLY99 They are the giant rats.
@dankusyeetus
@dankusyeetus 5 лет назад
The entire video is my favorite part
@tomaszj8605
@tomaszj8605 4 года назад
As a Polish worker living in Germany, I squated through the entire video, drinking Żywiec and laughing my ass off.
@rinkashikachi
@rinkashikachi Год назад
Beautiful
@Aggrofool
@Aggrofool 11 месяцев назад
2137!
@Datan1234
@Datan1234 8 месяцев назад
This brings a tear to my eye, gonna by Zubrowka in your Honour and greetings from Germany
@tomaszj8605
@tomaszj8605 8 месяцев назад
@@Datan1234 hahaha, Prost!
@Hamak_Hamleta
@Hamak_Hamleta 5 месяцев назад
But did you smoke camele?
@HolyFlare484
@HolyFlare484 3 года назад
My favorite line from this game was: "His last order was: COME! And they came, all of them, even the dragons"
@augustwinterman6952
@augustwinterman6952 2 года назад
To quote George Takei: "Oh my~"
@ThePaperKhan
@ThePaperKhan 2 года назад
Lol just started right now
@nocturnaljoe9543
@nocturnaljoe9543 2 года назад
@@ThePaperKhan You started the game? Or you started to come?
@not_herobrine3752
@not_herobrine3752 2 года назад
@@nocturnaljoe9543 all of them simulteneously, it seems
@nocturnaljoe9543
@nocturnaljoe9543 2 года назад
@@not_herobrine3752 dayum
@MandaloreGaming
@MandaloreGaming 6 лет назад
Why the fuck are we all having mold problems
@SsethTzeentach
@SsethTzeentach 6 лет назад
I jest but my mom visited and told me to bleach my bathroom walls. I had no proper dust-mask so I just strapped like 10 kitchen towels behind a guy fawkes mask with duct-tape for a makeshift filter.
@AlabamaMan
@AlabamaMan 2 года назад
ok
@fungi265
@fungi265 2 года назад
ok
@bud389
@bud389 2 года назад
@@SsethTzeentach Late to the party, but don't use bleach against mold. Use white vinegar mixed with baking soda in a spray bottle and it kills mold, prevents it from growing, and continues to kill off the mold roots as well. I used white vinegar baking soda mixture to kill mold in my basement over 2 years ago. It has yet to grow back. Bleach on the other-hand is unable to penetrate to get the roots of the mold.
@jway9097
@jway9097 2 года назад
@@SsethTzeentach ok
@L3N1NVEVO
@L3N1NVEVO 6 лет назад
He knows too much about Poland. This is worrying.
@MalleusSemperVictor
@MalleusSemperVictor 6 лет назад
Like Poland hides its identity. Poland is Poland.
@L3N1NVEVO
@L3N1NVEVO 6 лет назад
It's not real picture of poland but he made fun of us in a way i can't be offended. It was actually funny for me personally because I'm a cheapskate.
@snazwonk2066
@snazwonk2066 6 лет назад
Zywiec xDDDDD
@kubasowikowski1246
@kubasowikowski1246 6 лет назад
L3N1NVEVO
@maciejocicki2492
@maciejocicki2492 6 лет назад
What are you talking about, it's exacly how Poland looks
@nmesa1798
@nmesa1798 6 лет назад
Good times. The confrontation between Gothic 2 and Morrowind fans in Russia was only comparable to WW2. The most fanatical gamers still have PTSD from this holywar.
@MarktheRude
@MarktheRude 6 лет назад
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT VIVEC
@sadi5713
@sadi5713 6 лет назад
I loved both. what am I?
@SpecShadow
@SpecShadow 6 лет назад
Just like Fallout3 vs old Fallouts fans? Man, Bethesda is a warmonger.
@Artorias1234
@Artorias1234 6 лет назад
You are nazbol
@SneedFeedAndSeed
@SneedFeedAndSeed 6 лет назад
Sadi Dirty n'wah
@cyd2k
@cyd2k 6 лет назад
8:25 Fun fact: I am from germany and sometimes I actually confused the bird sounds from Gothic with actual birds close to my house. Shit got confusing some times
@ciupenhauer
@ciupenhauer 4 года назад
Co-kaa!
@KrefOner
@KrefOner 3 года назад
yee boy rosenkranz did an amazing job on the music shits beautiful
@Xeni1243
@Xeni1243 2 года назад
greetings
@inlimbo1714
@inlimbo1714 Год назад
Same, but I live on Jupyter
@LOL-zu1zr
@LOL-zu1zr 6 месяцев назад
Industrial Revolution and it consequences
@xxDrain
@xxDrain 5 лет назад
This was the Witcher game before there was a Witcher game.
@TheUltimateRiku
@TheUltimateRiku 3 года назад
Pretty sure the original Witcher is about as old
@Chraan
@Chraan 3 года назад
@@TheUltimateRiku No, it's not. Also he clearly means Witcher 3, Witcher 1 and 2 were very different in design with no freedom.
@Skanic
@Skanic 3 года назад
@@Chraan the devs of Witcher 1 were actually inspired by Gothic 1
@Matt_the_pirate
@Matt_the_pirate 3 года назад
@@Skanic I believe the prototype Witcher game was meant to be released in 2001.
@M0butu
@M0butu 3 года назад
CDPR wrote a big patch for Gothic 3 to iron out bugs.
@Shaiva22
@Shaiva22 6 лет назад
Playing this game without German or Polish dub should be punishable by beeing forced to make the same game for the next 20 years.
@Superschokokeks
@Superschokokeks 5 лет назад
so... Piranha Bytes didn't play with german or polish dub..
@dankashi677
@dankashi677 5 лет назад
Russian dub is pretty good too
@igorthelight
@igorthelight 5 лет назад
So Activision and EA Games were actually punished? :-)
@empty3061
@empty3061 5 лет назад
Daniel Shymchenko you’re joking, right?
@OnlyInhuman90
@OnlyInhuman90 4 года назад
Who the fuck would ever wanna listen to Polish? One of the shittiest sounding languages in Europe for sure
@ShinDig_Central
@ShinDig_Central 6 лет назад
It's my favorite African warlord back at it again.
@TheOnlyRise
@TheOnlyRise 6 лет назад
Pole here. This review is 100% correct, especially the coal mine part.
@anamarlylameiradasilva94
@anamarlylameiradasilva94 6 лет назад
Seed it's popcorn you uncultured swine
@PinHeadSupliciumwtf
@PinHeadSupliciumwtf 6 лет назад
Read it as pole mine
@weir-t7y
@weir-t7y 5 лет назад
"attack someone's wife with a club, while her husband cheers" Absolutely based husband
@davidstinger1134
@davidstinger1134 4 года назад
Based on what?
@weir-t7y
@weir-t7y 4 года назад
@@davidstinger1134 ya mutha
@slyseal2091
@slyseal2091 4 года назад
@@davidstinger1134 the economic principles of the Kaiserreich.
@largilm1411
@largilm1411 4 года назад
@@weir-t7y Someone needs to lurk more.
@weir-t7y
@weir-t7y 4 года назад
@@largilm1411 I know what the "based on what" joke is I don't have to respond positively to it
@bootlegcaesar7481
@bootlegcaesar7481 4 года назад
"the guards accept european ID cards or if you dont have that simply a drawing of your passport" accurate af lol
@ashmonkey2572
@ashmonkey2572 4 года назад
Also drug dealers don't need no id.
@fulvio3211
@fulvio3211 8 месяцев назад
Once before a school trip we went to Germany. I lost my ID some day before so I went and declared the missing ID to the Italian police and went to the school trip with a scan of my ID and the Italian document of my missing ID. The ID was needed to enter the Berlin parliament, the guard simple ignored the declaration and just checked the paper scan
@JigsawLV
@JigsawLV 6 лет назад
"Generous donators: Sam Hyde" IT'S HIM AGAIN, he can't keep getting away with this!
@CaigeWolf1270
@CaigeWolf1270 6 лет назад
This is my favourite source of furry porn and casual racism
@lemonbot4906
@lemonbot4906 5 лет назад
What more can a man ask for?
@Qwufi
@Qwufi 5 лет назад
Im not into furry things but also here for casual racism.
@MultiCommissar
@MultiCommissar 4 года назад
How fucking dare you call this "casual"? No respect for hard working racists anymore.
@secretname2670
@secretname2670 4 года назад
@Sad Honk greytide is inherited genetically
@panthekirb7561
@panthekirb7561 4 года назад
@bababoouie johnson Some people wanted new shoes and stuff and instead of just buying them they went with the video game protag way of doing things (being a thug and thinking you are above everyone else).
@thebadger4040
@thebadger4040 6 лет назад
**DISTANT KURWAS GETTING LOUDER**
@Mic_Glow
@Mic_Glow 4 года назад
"appropriate means of defending yourself" (shows butter knifes) This has aged well. Didn't it, UK?
@SyndicateOperative
@SyndicateOperative 2 года назад
It's not a case of 'aging well', the UK's nutty weapon confiscations (i.e. spoons and other cutlery) have been a thing for the last decade.
@anthonyconde7604
@anthonyconde7604 5 лет назад
9:03 Obviously, just another stunning performance by Tommy Wiseau
@caindis-abel-dhisbrother9601
@caindis-abel-dhisbrother9601 4 года назад
you're my favorite customer
@noahkarpinski1824
@noahkarpinski1824 3 года назад
If you like Liza she is only 25 gold pieces
@mrbig1022
@mrbig1022 3 года назад
Ahhhhh AHAHAHAH Oh wow I'm gonna have to replay this in english some day lmao
@KrefOner
@KrefOner 3 года назад
fiddy gol' pieceeees
@PLpatriot999
@PLpatriot999 6 лет назад
sseth should have honorary polish citizenship
@PLpatriot999
@PLpatriot999 6 лет назад
Chara Dreemurr i'm Polish so you shouldn't be surprised
@uncletimo6059
@uncletimo6059 6 лет назад
yeaaaah... dat wai he can see a polish deth kamp. from the inside.
@PLpatriot999
@PLpatriot999 6 лет назад
Chara Dreemurr nie wiem czy to z przodu twojej głowy to twarz czy dupa
@zyrkugilgamesh
@zyrkugilgamesh 6 лет назад
Chara Dreemurr I'm really sorry, but when I try to read this language I only see *super secret coded military message*
@jacplac97
@jacplac97 6 лет назад
Powiedzmy sobie szczerze, przyszedłeś tu tylko po to, by móc pocałować Dio w dupę.
@PanKarmelek12
@PanKarmelek12 6 лет назад
The way you said "Żywiec" made me laugh so hard, god bless you sseth
@Rapture1008
@Rapture1008 6 лет назад
Pan How DO you pronounce it?
@makowiec2k
@makowiec2k 6 лет назад
He almost pronouced it correctly. Just instead that "c" don't say it like "computer" but more like a letter alone. There is also the case of "y" but I guess we have better things to do
@prejdak
@prejdak 6 лет назад
Try "zhywiets", not completely accurate though. You can find a lot of empty Zywiec tin cans in our (Czech) woods here at the border with Poland. I wonder... why :-D
@rafaszewczyk833
@rafaszewczyk833 5 лет назад
You don't really have sounds for that in English language but it would be something like Zhyviets
@Drejzer
@Drejzer Год назад
@@Rapture1008 'Ż' is like french pronunciation of Jean or somewhat like the "si" in vision (i think) y is the sound you make when you have no idea about a topic, kinda like "uh" (I can't think of any word for that) c is basically a short "ts" sound
@VOEN100500
@VOEN100500 6 лет назад
HoMM3, Morrowind, Mount'n'blade, Gothic 2. If Fallout 2 will be next, i will be sure that Sseth is slav, 100%.
@CernobilRS
@CernobilRS 6 лет назад
And now S.T.A.L.K.E.R. yep slav confirmed :D
@jakalmekara
@jakalmekara 5 лет назад
I hope to God he reviews fallout 2 one day
@Sarum9nich
@Sarum9nich 5 лет назад
He is a slav migrant to germany.
@shipso6116
@shipso6116 5 лет назад
He told so in one of his videos. As a slav, I was obliged to check, and I found it ).
@McRingil
@McRingil 4 года назад
@@Sarum9nich are you sure of that
@Dostwyn
@Dostwyn 4 года назад
Quick tip: Don't use the Dragon Snapper/Shadowbeast trick. The game doesn't calculate the max HP increase during level ups correctly while being transformed, meaning you'll end up with less HP than you should have.
@buca9696
@buca9696 3 года назад
Doesn't matter if you level your fighting skills with the xp you gain. With a bit of practice you won't get hit in 1v1 combat.
@SHAX516
@SHAX516 3 года назад
@@buca9696 everything has high crit chance in gothic, every single hp point is worth it because you will get hit sooner or later
@brohvakiindova4452
@brohvakiindova4452 3 года назад
@@SHAX516 you can easily offset the hp lost by donating to daron and innos shrines, for a beginner it's going to make the ordinary fighting harder and you can clear out the map in chapter 1 by learning how the fighting system works and realizing you can kill anything 1v1 with a stick and lots of patience xD
@foreignfat6009
@foreignfat6009 2 года назад
@@brohvakiindova4452 You can kill everything in chapter 1 with fist. Dragon combat is a hot garbage tho...
@brohvakiindova4452
@brohvakiindova4452 2 года назад
@@foreignfat6009 there is no "chapter 1" in skyrim you can fight reasonably well with fists as a khajiit and to lesser extend argonian but no way you straight walk up high hrothgar after starting the game and killing the ice troll on legendary with just your fists you can totally prepare to be able to fight late game enemies very early on but we're not talking super prepped min-max but casual play
@noxserpentis
@noxserpentis 5 лет назад
The german dub of Gothic is such a gem. Its too sad most people wont get to enjoy it cause they dont speak the language.
@atomic747
@atomic747 5 лет назад
I mean..subtitles exist
@Serpencio
@Serpencio 6 лет назад
I'm big fan of this Germany simulator, however my sole problem is that it is featuring only one german character, Abuyin ibn Djadir ibn Omar Kalid ben Hadji al Sharidi. Also, for those hardcore, TRUE gamers who haven't played this amazing gem yet. Take my advice and set on the right track, become the sausage delivery boy next door my friends.
@DragoonBB
@DragoonBB 5 лет назад
Don't worry their are plenty of Germans in the woods.
@MyCrafcik
@MyCrafcik 5 лет назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-y_ifjEYEMuY.html kek
@dopey473
@dopey473 4 года назад
Aight
@squirrelknight9768
@squirrelknight9768 4 года назад
The moment I read abuyin's name in your comment, he said it in the video! Can you believe this shit!?!
@mbthemeatball3716
@mbthemeatball3716 4 года назад
Gud joke xD Even I, a german dude, like this joke, lel.
@rafalemiec8683
@rafalemiec8683 6 лет назад
> żwieK lol
@peterdes6792
@peterdes6792 6 лет назад
:D:D:DD:D fajnie to powiedzial
@milczyciel
@milczyciel 6 лет назад
moi kumple w pracy wymawiają nazwę żywca: "zyłek" :D
@adam1984pl
@adam1984pl 6 лет назад
Zywiec-alkoholizowana woda gazowana.
@nergal2741
@nergal2741 5 лет назад
does it mean something?
@McRingil
@McRingil 6 лет назад
You know too much man. Where did you learn Camel cigarettes are luxury products here.
@leves777
@leves777 6 лет назад
Are they? Why?
@McRingil
@McRingil 6 лет назад
leves777 they were unattainable during the communism, now they're like the most expensive ones in the shop.
@frydemwingz
@frydemwingz 6 лет назад
he browses /pol/
@McRingil
@McRingil 6 лет назад
This talmudic chaos magic order of pepe the peterson messes with the structure of reality written in the Dead Sea scrolls too much.
4 года назад
that 'Brzenczyszczykiewicz' reference almost killed me, dude that is obscure, but I'll let the 'polish death camps' slide, just this once...
@bredt2750
@bredt2750 3 года назад
What is it a reference to?
3 года назад
@@bredt2750 Brzenczyszczykiewicz is a character in the movie "How I started ww2"
@bredt2750
@bredt2750 3 года назад
@ thanks I'll check it out, I'd it a cult classic in Poland or something?
3 года назад
@@bredt2750 yes, something like that, its a war comedy from 1969.
@mikemetzgore2712
@mikemetzgore2712 5 лет назад
i didn´t know that the english voice acting was so poor. The german voice action is pretty good.
@Rico-oz4ct
@Rico-oz4ct 4 года назад
volle Pfund aufs Maul?
@BrandstifterFussel88
@BrandstifterFussel88 3 года назад
@@Rico-oz4ct "Wo ist die Kirche, ja wo ist sie denn bloß?"
@darkcat013
@darkcat013 3 года назад
The Russian acting is even better
@themadnes5413
@themadnes5413 3 года назад
@@darkcat013 disagree, i understand both and the german one is still far better.
@ilocosmetro
@ilocosmetro 6 лет назад
Not early enough, Seth
@acheron16
@acheron16 6 лет назад
Oh shit, the Merchant's Guild is getting mad
@eldhaxan
@eldhaxan 6 лет назад
666 likes.
@ricga6795
@ricga6795 6 лет назад
Its never too late to talk about the best RPG of all time. :3
@primarchpavel1457
@primarchpavel1457 5 лет назад
Who's Seth?
@ImposCoE
@ImposCoE 6 лет назад
Abuyin ibn Djabir ibn Omar Kalid ben Hadji al Sharidi needs a game with him as the hero.
@toastybatch565
@toastybatch565 6 лет назад
ImposCoE sounds like your typical German name
@darthplagueis13
@darthplagueis13 6 лет назад
Sure enough. "May I introduce you to my brother Hans, my sister Katarina and my nephew Abuyin ibn Djabir ibn Omar Kalid ben Hadji al Sharidi?"
@adamyooz
@adamyooz 5 лет назад
Islamist Reactionary إرتجاج الإسلامي Listen man, all it does is make it funnier
@mulmusfistus4128
@mulmusfistus4128 5 лет назад
@@toastybatch565 just like tyrone is your typical american name
@MyCrafcik
@MyCrafcik 5 лет назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-y_ifjEYEMuY.html Kek
@PlaskiJakDeska
@PlaskiJakDeska 6 лет назад
>Żwiek o kurwa, Sseth xD
@Freedi2of2
@Freedi2of2 5 лет назад
Man you can't imagine how much the german version adds to the atmosphere.
@mateng7707
@mateng7707 4 года назад
Freedi's Soundcollection lowkey wanted to learn german just to play gothic in the original language a while back
@KrefOner
@KrefOner 3 года назад
peep the polish one w dupe
@Kormoran-dg6bp
@Kormoran-dg6bp 6 лет назад
-Sseth makes a gothic II review *few days later* -Piranha Bytes starts making assets for gothic 4
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 2 года назад
Illuminati confirmed
@Taureor
@Taureor 6 лет назад
Żywiec is pronounced ZHY-VI-ETZZ
@danielhanson2417
@danielhanson2417 4 года назад
Wait a second I know you
@a.wen.6987
@a.wen.6987 4 года назад
You here?!?!?
@StrikerUSS
@StrikerUSS 3 года назад
This is a crossover I did not expect, but I happily welcome!
@codonomicus
@codonomicus 3 года назад
But is it better than Prażubr?
@Loleexer
@Loleexer 3 года назад
@@codonomicus Żubr used to be good, but it turned into really low quality beer. I've never had Prażubr, but I suppose it's on pair or most likely inferior to Żywiec, which itself is rather mediocre if you ask me.
@LimakPan
@LimakPan 6 лет назад
There's a polish gothic rap scene that remixes dialogue from the polish dub of the game. It's awesome.
@Krakersonik
@Krakersonik 5 лет назад
whole fucking channel of it. ru-vid.com/show-UCSiFAQYLjlNCpbxIJgEkr-Q Gulasz ognisty - naprawde zajebisty!
@MyCrafcik
@MyCrafcik 5 лет назад
Potrawka z chrząszcza? Mogę ją jeść bez końca!
@quagernag
@quagernag 4 года назад
How I have lived so long but never heard this perfaction?!
@quagernag
@quagernag 4 года назад
KapitanPolska I thank you for showing the way!
@Caspenar
@Caspenar 4 года назад
@@quagernag People are joining the cult. Good.
@kubazy4669
@kubazy4669 6 лет назад
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz- polish migrant and the savior of Germany (Myrtana)
@512TheWolf512
@512TheWolf512 5 лет назад
It's easy to pronounce but terrible to write down from just listening to it
@Volvith
@Volvith 5 лет назад
9:02 aH, yes, the 'shady Ukranian' pimp. Truly a classic in early 2000's game design.
@alphacore4332
@alphacore4332 5 лет назад
Who are you? "My name is Abuyin ibn Djadir ibn Omar Kalid ben Hadji al Sharidi... and I am a purveyor of tobacco"
@Rheinguard
@Rheinguard 6 лет назад
"...and women, who are also part of the disabled..." I died 😂😂😂👌
@royce536
@royce536 4 года назад
No wonder they keep parking in disable spots... THE MORE YOU KNOW
@na333an
@na333an 4 года назад
Wtf i just had that moment when i read your comment
@XtremeMaran
@XtremeMaran 3 года назад
Basically every university recruitment department.
@mahmud7645
@mahmud7645 3 года назад
@@XtremeMaran hairy balls in my mouth
@BizhanovKhalel
@BizhanovKhalel 6 лет назад
8:31 "and worst of all... GeRmAnS". I just can't..
@Gnomek
@Gnomek 6 лет назад
Too bad you didnt mention stealing. Fits the narrative, and the game.
@ibuprofen_psychosis
@ibuprofen_psychosis 6 лет назад
And the setting, being a polish migrant.
@Valentin-qz3qw
@Valentin-qz3qw 5 лет назад
@Sevven there is a car, it's an easter egg
@TelloremGolem
@TelloremGolem 5 лет назад
Kiedy przygody z minecraft sezon 2
@wadekstaryub-ek9416
@wadekstaryub-ek9416 6 лет назад
As a Polish person i can proudly say that for a while i thought i'm watching a documentary movie.
@odincousland6420
@odincousland6420 2 года назад
I always disagree when people that complain about the combat. To me, it's the most fluid and spontaneous system ever created. No stamina, no dodge roll, you have to time your strikes and analyse each enemy. I loved that you could lure monsters. Also using the environment and anything you pick up to your advantage. I feel like most people give up too easily. Although, I have played the game a ridiculous amount of times so I don't even have to think when I'm fighting. I suppose that's why I love it. Every fight feels real and exciting. Anyway thanks for reading.
@jebbi2570
@jebbi2570 2 года назад
Yep, and I also hate when people tells others to play it with germany VA because its supposed to better?
@mariuszpudzianowski1743
@mariuszpudzianowski1743 6 лет назад
"that was enough to buy my Żviek" I just lost it there, great pronouncation man but Poland isn't Czech Republic
@caindis-abel-dhisbrother9601
@caindis-abel-dhisbrother9601 4 года назад
what about Camel cigs?
@rhogal8310
@rhogal8310 4 года назад
@@caindis-abel-dhisbrother9601 Confirmed pole here, HARNAŚ is the shit, and Marlboro are the cigarettes in our death camps
@mr.robertdobalina9199
@mr.robertdobalina9199 6 лет назад
I wish I could roleplay as a german from the late 30’s and early 40’s.
@EternalDeath14
@EternalDeath14 6 лет назад
I do it all the time
@SpecShadow
@SpecShadow 6 лет назад
Then you will love modern murica
@mr.robertdobalina9199
@mr.robertdobalina9199 6 лет назад
SpecShadow There’s literally 5 nazi flags on my street and I am fearing for my life. I am currently hiding 20 Mexican nationals in my attic. Please don’t tell Drumpf and his criminal gang of ICE brown shirts.
@Hornwiesel
@Hornwiesel 6 лет назад
Ewww
@34marmarmar
@34marmarmar 6 лет назад
wait 2 decades and you can do just that
@Ilamarea
@Ilamarea 6 лет назад
As a polish fan of gothic, I do approve.
@darkholyPL
@darkholyPL 4 года назад
As a Polish guy myself, everything said in this vid about Poland in 100% accurate.
@jameson7276
@jameson7276 3 года назад
As a Poland vid myself, everything said in this guy about Polish in 100% accurate.
@ArtDeCali
@ArtDeCali 3 года назад
Jak powiedział polskie obozy śmierci tez prawda?
@balintkiss6778
@balintkiss6778 6 лет назад
Might someone already pointed out but there is a far faster way to earn money with smithing than that at 7:20. You take an iron rod and put it into the forge than quickly press space/number one so your character draws his sword. This way you will still have this iron rod and another one will appear in your inventory = unlimited money without beating up that poor bastard every second. :D There was another glitch that is useful. Your enemies always running at you in a straight line. So when you try to flee a situation while running just move your mouse slightly left and right continuously so they always miss you. Gothic 2 was also popular in Hungary. No wonder we always got along well with polish people through our history, this game requires a certain character. :D
@pmendes99
@pmendes99 6 лет назад
The t-pose part cured my constipation, thanks!
@m1sz3lpl24
@m1sz3lpl24 6 лет назад
Oh yes, the game worshipped in poland :P
@Nutellafuerst
@Nutellafuerst 6 лет назад
"as expected, the german woods are filled with giant rats, giant birds, giant velociraptors, and worst of all, germans" thats it, i can die in piece now
@somedesertdude1308
@somedesertdude1308 4 года назад
Same
@Blubbii88
@Blubbii88 5 лет назад
Damn, I didn't realise how bad the english dub was. The german dub was amazing. It still has some of the most recognizable voice lines until today
@elrondmcbong6392
@elrondmcbong6392 2 года назад
Zeig mir deine Ware
@Sebastian_Gecko
@Sebastian_Gecko 2 года назад
Verstanden, Gerbrandt.
@Destructides
@Destructides 5 лет назад
I wish dragons in games were this T H I C C Lovely editing by the way.
@Andytlp
@Andytlp 5 лет назад
Reality is often disappointing.
@cringeclown4087
@cringeclown4087 6 лет назад
Finally. Hey, you think you could cover S.T.A.L.K.E.R. or maybe Darkwood next?
@cringeclown4087
@cringeclown4087 6 лет назад
Tiztu I care for em :/ And Darkwood isn't cheeki breeki, it's from Poland
@anamarlylameiradasilva94
@anamarlylameiradasilva94 6 лет назад
I'm Empty Mandalore already made a pretty good review if you're looking for that. Sseth is more interested in pure edge and shitty slavic bootleg games.
@AleK0451
@AleK0451 6 лет назад
darkwood is slavic but it's not very shitty or bootleg
@asdkjh4370
@asdkjh4370 5 лет назад
@@anamarlylameiradasilva94 show me good recent western game fuckwit- 'mario'? or copy and paste "morrowind"
@tripwireactual1220
@tripwireactual1220 5 лет назад
@@asdkjh4370 not only a boomer, but one with extreme eastern bias
@ioannismironenko6962
@ioannismironenko6962 6 лет назад
1:13 finally we got to know the protagonist's name
@vaxrvaxr
@vaxrvaxr 6 лет назад
And it explains why we didn't before!
@vaxrvaxr
@vaxrvaxr 6 лет назад
They couldn't afford training the voice actors.
@milczyciel
@milczyciel 6 лет назад
For quite a some time I felt like I owe you some gratitude for giving me so many laughs Sseth... Reviewing Gothic, misspeling Zywiec, using Grzegorz Brzeczyszczykiewicz meme and throwing some friendly jabs at "Polish death camps" sealed the deal. I couldn't say no to becoming a member of merchant's guild after that one. Hats off to you, you magnificent bastard. Here's hoping for you continuing down this path, under the regime of humorless EU bureaucrats.
@NeoSaturos123
@NeoSaturos123 5 лет назад
1:52 That...is a very nice dragon though.
@rokitkenit7498
@rokitkenit7498 3 года назад
name?
@a_tremereandsomeblood_just3642
Gothic 1 and Gothic 2 are the best games ever made. They are to hard for most gamers.
@00dDodo
@00dDodo 6 лет назад
keep saying polish death camp just to make Kaczynski angry
@Wojan787
@Wojan787 6 лет назад
Enclave here, why isn't your video feed working?
@EnclaveTrooper1
@EnclaveTrooper1 6 лет назад
A few more moments and I'll have your sorry ass in a sling.
@stefciok
@stefciok 6 лет назад
Hey, He's funded by "Merchant's Guild'. Of course he has to say that and repeat it. You get 2 shekels everytime you repeat man.
@Janfon1
@Janfon1 6 лет назад
stefciok Merchants Guild confirmed to be sponsored by Israel
@WolffangPL
@WolffangPL 6 лет назад
Well it wasnt in the context that would make Kaczyński angry, it was in the context of location, not ownership
@saikonakoshi4334
@saikonakoshi4334 6 лет назад
Hentai offers a unique perspective on an otherwise taboo side of life
@robertbogan225
@robertbogan225 6 лет назад
Bearer, Seek, Seek, Lest why would you say something so brave yet so controversial?
@saikonakoshi4334
@saikonakoshi4334 6 лет назад
It's just a fact.
@Rickuo
@Rickuo 6 лет назад
Unless it's netorare, rape, scat, mother and necrophilia. That only will make you feel empty inside after finishing.
@snakeoveer1046
@snakeoveer1046 6 лет назад
I love how the templar holds his zweihander by the ricasso at 4:06
@BigGayIncorporated
@BigGayIncorporated 5 лет назад
i didn't even notice that until i saw this comment lol
@Eudolus
@Eudolus 3 года назад
2:48 is... is that Big Floyd? YOOOOO he breathing.
@mr.clevertrick8710
@mr.clevertrick8710 3 года назад
Blm moment
@jadonlimoges1830
@jadonlimoges1830 День назад
​@@mr.clevertrick8710bldm
@Ghostly-00
@Ghostly-00 3 года назад
I need the sauce for the dragon at 1:48 because I plan on playing this game and I think studying these dragons will help me in my endeavor. Thanks.
@rokitkenit7498
@rokitkenit7498 3 года назад
name?
@meni5678
@meni5678 6 лет назад
hey hey sseth. people here.
@TheBezio22
@TheBezio22 6 лет назад
While forging a new sword, in the middle of the animation, take out the sword. Doubles the steel you have, and also gives you the sword without taking the steel. Much faster than betting up the poor guy.
@lorrispain4125
@lorrispain4125 2 года назад
How TF did I never hear about this?🤔
@kip_c
@kip_c 6 месяцев назад
this can cause a crash error whenever u load a file in game just as a forewarning
@Derret134
@Derret134 6 лет назад
Playing without Night of the Raven? Filthy casual
@mateng7707
@mateng7707 4 года назад
It is notr, look at the forging menu 7:20
@ravenlupo9519
@ravenlupo9519 4 года назад
As a German I frickin love this review, literally cried laughing xD. But yeah the english dub sux.
@TheRedDragon5000
@TheRedDragon5000 5 лет назад
Not gonna lie, T-Posing was my preferred method of transportation.
@Maiden22Acacia
@Maiden22Acacia 6 лет назад
It's the first time i've heard english voices in gothic. Mah Gawd :D Polish dubbed version is epic tho
@ls200076
@ls200076 4 года назад
So you've experienced the German woods in Polish? Interesting.
@endarg5056
@endarg5056 3 года назад
As well as Russian, I guess this game is designed accurately for eastern europe xD
@skeletonwar4445
@skeletonwar4445 3 года назад
@@endarg5056 And Germany... so yeah, Eastern Europe.
@ilocosmetro
@ilocosmetro 6 лет назад
Hey, Zweic is pretty good
@BigBoiTurboslav
@BigBoiTurboslav 6 лет назад
the 8% zwiec is fucking amazing
@ilocosmetro
@ilocosmetro 6 лет назад
Quel I still have 3 bottles of the 1881 porter. gotta crack those open
@WLIIwox
@WLIIwox 6 лет назад
Żywiec, along with all other euro-lagers is complete shit.
@ilocosmetro
@ilocosmetro 6 лет назад
WLIIwox I respectfully disagree with you, sir/madam.
@SpecShadow
@SpecShadow 6 лет назад
It sux, like most popular brand beers every country have popular brand beer (except Guiness) that are garbage
@permavirgin3595
@permavirgin3595 6 лет назад
DU BIST JA NOCH NICHT MAL BÜRRRGER!!
@ZenoDovahkiin
@ZenoDovahkiin 6 лет назад
Seid ihr öfters im Wolkenbezirk?
@mr.fauske323
@mr.fauske323 6 лет назад
"ü" ..... gern geschehen du Möchtegerndeutscher.
@canneddinners6059
@canneddinners6059 6 лет назад
Perma virgin Zeig mir deine Ware
@svlanifructis7114
@svlanifructis7114 Год назад
Wtf are all us Slavs just one gigantic hive mind? Did we all play the same games growing up? My brother beat this legit, without using those scrolls... multiple times.
@jeremipaw5461
@jeremipaw5461 Год назад
your knowledge of the social climate in eastern europe is worrying
@SonOfMeme
@SonOfMeme 6 лет назад
Now I KNOW you didn't just say the combat system was bad. You can manually swing your sword right and left in the perfect rhythm to never once get hit and if you don't think that's the tightest shit then get outta my face.
@SonOfMeme
@SonOfMeme 6 лет назад
My man! * snaps finger *
@tundra5171
@tundra5171 6 лет назад
Yeah I agree bro, I really really like the Gothic 2 combat system as well.
@caindis-abel-dhisbrother9601
@caindis-abel-dhisbrother9601 5 лет назад
he's so good at mocking something he loves
@dragos8839
@dragos8839 4 года назад
@@tundra5171 is gothic 3 any good ?
@tundra5171
@tundra5171 4 года назад
@@dragos8839 I personally enjoy it a lot. I really enjoy all aspects of Gothic 3 - even the fucked up combat. That's just me.
@dionysos739
@dionysos739 6 лет назад
"zwiek" kek Also nobody with a brain uses the new combat system, the one from Gothic 1 with arrow keys without mouse is much easier and less clunky
@yashiu9549
@yashiu9549 6 лет назад
I showed this video to my German friend, and we were both dying from laughing (Im Polish ^^)
@Wudanty
@Wudanty 6 лет назад
kek
@yashiu9549
@yashiu9549 6 лет назад
Jingle Jangle dude you need to know that 50% of Polish people doesn't know how to properly speak polish, and yeah... Im Polish in 80% and 20% french :DDD
@YouTubeChillZone
@YouTubeChillZone 5 лет назад
@ dystans
@dzejrid
@dzejrid 4 года назад
Lies. Jak świat światem nie będzie Niemiec Polakowi bratem.
@ciupenhauer
@ciupenhauer 4 года назад
That's a fine relationship there. Let's hope it survives the next invasion
@Shoppingcartapuses
@Shoppingcartapuses 5 лет назад
those are some really nice "dragons"
@thegreywaren
@thegreywaren 3 года назад
From where are they from? Do you know?
@thegreywaren
@thegreywaren 3 года назад
Never mind all ready found it
@Scp-682_hard_to_kill_reptile
@Scp-682_hard_to_kill_reptile 3 года назад
@@thegreywaren yeah where?
@patrykoos100
@patrykoos100 6 лет назад
To coś z przodu twojej głowy to twarz czy dupa?
@shadowarkn1942
@shadowarkn1942 6 лет назад
hey sseth how about reviewing planescape torment
@shadowarkn1942
@shadowarkn1942 6 лет назад
hell yeah dud
@USDebtCrisis
@USDebtCrisis 6 лет назад
I was under the impression he reviews games, not books
@bjstrife
@bjstrife 6 лет назад
I need to see this!
@Vladislav888
@Vladislav888 6 лет назад
@@USDebtCrisis What's a book among friends?
@MF-R
@MF-R Год назад
6:15 heh, funny thing about that is; I can defy gravity in my dreams by T posing (sorta). So I get how this works: it's like jumping, but never do the second half where you fall; just rapidly repeat the first part. It's like Fuller Auto for your legs, arm stance is for steering and balance.
@snakeoveer1046
@snakeoveer1046 6 лет назад
Where might I encounter the dragons appearing at 1:52?
@shashumgadimbo6857
@shashumgadimbo6857 6 лет назад
Excuse me floof but some people dont want to go through the biggest archive of dragon porn in the known universe to find a single ass
@PLAYStormBR
@PLAYStormBR 6 лет назад
REEEEEEEEEEEE-----> e621.net/post/show/1585293/big_breasts-big_butt-breasts-butt-claws-dragon-fem
@unconscious7219
@unconscious7219 6 лет назад
PLAYStormBR Thank you, this truely is a sharing and caring community.
@TTheDDoctor
@TTheDDoctor 6 лет назад
@PLAYStormBR SHUT UP AND TAKE MY LIKES
@Sarum9nich
@Sarum9nich 5 лет назад
@@PLAYStormBR ah, i see you are man of culture as well.
@koilamaoh4238
@koilamaoh4238 6 лет назад
This guy deserves more subs :( His voice fits soo good with his videos. Dam this guy is funny.
@R3GARnator
@R3GARnator 4 года назад
He has a lot more subs then the channel he posts on when he's on his medication (MandaloreGaming).
@alexdenton5228
@alexdenton5228 2 года назад
and what is a sausage among friends? ❤
@scorbiot
@scorbiot 6 лет назад
Gothic I and II have some amazing dialogues in places.
@miruneverdies
@miruneverdies 6 лет назад
The humour, the dialogue, the atmosphere...
@517342
@517342 6 лет назад
Glory to the Khan!
@Transgender-ProphetMohammed
@Transgender-ProphetMohammed 6 лет назад
517342 What?
@517342
@517342 6 лет назад
It's fine, you don't have to get it.
@zenonewicz
@zenonewicz 6 лет назад
>he uses mouse lol
@miruneverdies
@miruneverdies 6 лет назад
>he uses mouse-only mode for combat
@lipid9119
@lipid9119 6 лет назад
>not using the mouse >not playing in first person mode
@ZenoDovahkiin
@ZenoDovahkiin 6 лет назад
Lipid >playing Gothic first person
@lipid9119
@lipid9119 6 лет назад
I M M E R S I V E
@WhyName
@WhyName 6 лет назад
You are one of the only channels where I watch every video as soon as I see it. You and a channel that's a video of Obiwan Kenobi saying "Hello there." every day.
@ImotekhtheStormlord-tx2it
@ImotekhtheStormlord-tx2it Год назад
i watch this atleast once a month. i cant stop laughing. i love you sseth
@PawelHoraczy
@PawelHoraczy Год назад
Polish dub is better, play with it
@xxsyringexx
@xxsyringexx 6 лет назад
Link to the dragoness pic from 1:50?
@verruxlunox8438
@verruxlunox8438 4 года назад
F
@camillo3887
@camillo3887 6 лет назад
This video: *exists* Poles: It's free real estate
@ValdVincent
@ValdVincent 6 лет назад
Where can I get that sexy dragon art?
@peppermillers8361
@peppermillers8361 6 лет назад
e621.net/post/show/1585293/big_breasts-big_butt-breasts-butt-claws-dragon-fem
@maciejocicki2492
@maciejocicki2492 6 лет назад
Pepper Millers thank you my friend
@OnlyTidus
@OnlyTidus 6 лет назад
Pepper Millers ty
@ValdVincent
@ValdVincent 6 лет назад
Thank ye
@mikeoxlong1395
@mikeoxlong1395 6 лет назад
Life is pain.
@Rickuo
@Rickuo 6 лет назад
What I love most in this game is, that the main char is an ambitious, greedy and deceitful asshole. He is essentially every rpg-gamer that either got bored with the game or just plays it "to win". And that's really the best part of the game. It's playable criticism on gamers, who don't take rpg's seriously.
@user-wp8ld8xw5q
@user-wp8ld8xw5q 6 лет назад
@9:25 You can also just buy a scroll of telekinesis. You never actually need to cast it just equip it, and then you just spin around and see every object around you. It makes the game a lot easier than cheesing the object spawn mechanic does.
@weaselingrentler508
@weaselingrentler508 6 лет назад
not diverse enough *1/10 stars*
@MoraCat666
@MoraCat666 Год назад
So Gothic is basically story about polish migrant that becomes something more than just a hero - an union man
@nikolaivanovic1060
@nikolaivanovic1060 6 лет назад
"beat somebody's wife with a club, than rob her unconscious, while her husband watches and cheers" well the game is made by Germans Seth, you should appreciate the stunning realism of the AI
@kana22693
@kana22693 5 лет назад
Based & cuckpilled.
@sethbishop6890
@sethbishop6890 2 года назад
I do believe me I do.
@acemcwolf5445
@acemcwolf5445 3 года назад
Hold on a minute. Is this a review of a game or of the general concept of capitalism?
@Bigdog141
@Bigdog141 6 лет назад
third reich quality 👌👌👌👌
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