Grandpa HATES Halloween 

hahahaha "when you get old and fucked up" lol that broke me

HE BROUGHT THE FLESH LIGHT TO THE STORE OH MY LORD

"shows candy" "put that candy back i aint not buying your shit" 😂

1:25 gets me everytime

My two favorite lines in this: 'Do you want to see Jesus?' and 'What are you supposed to be, a disappointment?'.

We are in this part of the year again!

*_yOu wAnnA sEe jEsUs_* never gets old

"Trick or treat!" "Da f_ck did you just call me???" 🤣

He actually brought the "Flashlight" to Target.😂😂😂

1:44, now that right there is my mom

0:35 I just noticed the phone is a remote

From stuff like this to voicing Blitzo, what a crazy turn of events

"I drank some bleach all the way down to the blue, and now I'm startin' to feel like Harry Potters."

IM DEAD! "TRICK OR TREAT!" "The fuck did you just call me?"

"i drank bleach all the way to the blue and im starting to feel like harry potters" I never laughed so hard

1:43 "There you are" i can't stop watching it😂

*what are you supposed to be? a disappointment*

"When we get home ima give you a spooky ass whoopin" pure gold 😂😂😂😂😂

"You wanna see Jesus?" "Who the hell you supposed to be? A disappointment?" XD A year later, still fuckin' hilarious.

“Then the dead pharmacist told the boy, you have type two diabetes.” Scared the shit out of me

"Every halloween i have the same goddamn nightmare. A goblin tries to eat out my asshole"

1:49 *I'M G O I N G T O E A T O U T Y O U R A S S H O L E*

"I gotta go scare of these trick-or-treaters..." *holds up a flesh light*

Plot Points 0:00 Bedtime story 0:25 Fleshlight 0:32 "The f--- you just call me?" 0:35 Grandpa drank bleach and claims it tastes like Candy 0:48 Johnny the disappointment 0:50 Milk 1:01 Fleshlight II 1:06 foreshadowing 1:12 the aging app 1:18 "Grandpa I'm Naked!" 1:24 "Put that candy back" 1:31 "I D O N T W A N T T H I S A N Y M O R E." 1:36 his pp is smaller than a torch 1:43 Fleshlight III 1:47 a goblin appears! it wants to eat out your asshole! 1:52 it was all a dream.

"What are you supposed to be, a dissapointment?" lmao xD

I wish I had a grandpa like him.

" I drank the bleach all the way to the blue, and now I'm starting to feel like the Harry Potters" 😂😂😂😂

Who else comes back to this video every halloween to rewatch this hood classic?

“OH DO YOU WANT TO SEE JESUS” I was dying in school

"and what are you supposed to be a disappointment" *ME*

Blame... is that you??

0:53 my favorite part of the video. Can't stop laughing 😆

"I don't want this anymore. (Shoves it on random shelf)" ITS TRUE THO

"What are you supposed to be? A disappointment?"

best halloween tradition is watching this gem every year

1:31 RELATABLE AF!

I can believe that Grandpa is Blame

"What are you supposed to be a disappointment" - Me: *YeS*

0:38 this gets me every time😂

“I saw it in the olders’ room” Me: *realises that it’s a flesh light*

I keep crying at the fleshlight!

"put that candy back i aint buying that crap" always gets me

" Put that candy back, I aint buyin you no sh*t! " 😂😂😂

“A Don’t Want This Anymore” *Puts In Pumpkin Place* #RELATABLE

" OH DO YOU WANT TO SEE JESUS?" LMAO

I’m i the only person who was weak at how he said “ahh a goblin”😂😂

1:10 always gets me

OH, YOU WANNA SEE JESUS?

0:32 TRICK OR TREAT!! *THE F*CK DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!?* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"OH DO YOU WANT TO SEE JESUS?!"

It's this time of year where I rewatch these 🤣🤣🤣✋🏾😭 0:48 me Everytime I look in the mirror 🪞

I bet this was age restricted because of the fleshlight

YES I love Grandpa!

"Oh! U wanna see Jesus!"

I drank some bleach all the way down to the blue and now I'm feeling like Harry Potter 🤣😂

When he throws candy at grandpa I die of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I died when he shoved the mirror into the shelve with the baskets

I've watched this like a hundred times and just noticed he's holding a book the whole time

Every Halloween I come back and it never gets old 😂

1:13 so that's were that meme came from!

"I don't want this anymore."

"Oh we ain't goin nowhere until you drink all yo milk" *spits* "OH YOU WANNA SEE JEYSUS!"

I've been watching this every year since it came out and I still laugh just as hard every time. 🤣

0:48 I just Imagine myself at the door trick-or-treating

*spits milk* OH YOU WANNA SEE JESUS! 😂😂

"What are you supposed to be? A disappointment?" LOLOLOLOL

I love how in almost every video grandpa is in, candy gets thrown at him after he tells the camera person to put it back

"I drank some bleach all the way down to the blue and I'm starting to feel like Harry Potters"😂😂😂😂

This weekend I will be uploading a new video: "Hall Monitor Helen," and on my Facebook I will upload Grandpa outtakes on the same day - Follow me for more extras! :)

this man is my god

“And what are you supposed to be? A disappointment?” Bro, I died on this line 😂💀😂💀😂💀

"What are you supposed to be a disappointment!" 😂😂😂

"And said: you have type two diabetes" Me: **stares at the bag of family size M&M's I just ate in one sitting**

0:49 "and what are you supposed to be, a disappointment" that really hit me 😂😂

“I drank some bleach all the way down to the blue and now I’m starting to feel like Harry Potters!” 😂😂😂😂 hilarious, this is my life quote

I'm going to dress as a disappointment for next Halloween.

I finally found the guy of vine legend

omg i never knew this is where the try me bitch vine came from

To this day still love you Brandon remember when this first came out still just as good.

"Do you wanna see jesus"

why hasnt this gone viral

After watching "Blame the Hero", I can't see Grandpa the same ever again.

1:00 still cracks me up

0:47 It a remote 😂😂 "What are you suppose to be a disappointment?" I'm done 😭😂😂

"its an app that shows you when you get old and fucked up."

"oH YOU WANNA SEE JESUS?"

Not him bringing a fl*shlight to target 😂😂😂

1:12 this guy predicted faceapp

came back because this is a classic. I’ll be having my midterm on halloween, just in time to dress up as a spooky disappointment for halloween.

"I had the same nughtmare a goblin tries to eat out my ass hole" I DIED XD

Back for my yearly viewing of a Halloween classic!

0:59 So hilarious!!! I can't stop laughing at this part!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

0:53 OH YOU WANNA SEE JESUS!!

what are you supposed to be a disappointment

“Put that candy back I ain’t buying you shi” Got me dying fr- 1:24

"put dat back, I ain't buyin' you shit"

just imagine being a trick or treater and going to brandon roger's house

"A goblin tries to eat out my asshole" 😂😂😂I'm crying

1:48 I’ve never laughed so hard in my life 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I die every time I watch him