Whisper: I'll get that! Hello? Kingman exe:Oh hello Whisper! Guess who's here for the first playdate! Flashman exe:Num num num num num num! Whisper:Aww! What a cute looking baby! What's his name? Kingman exe:His name is Flashman exe! Whisper:Uhh....Ok then! Come on in,because Nate had just put Barney on TV in the living room! Kingman exe:Well then,doesn't that sound like fun puff butt? Flashman exe:Num num num num num num num num num num num num! Kingman exe:Oh Look puff butt,there's your playmate now! Tin man: Num num num! Flashman exe:Num num num! Whisper:Aww! Aren't they cute? Kingman exe:Oh yes Whisper,because they are really cute! Kirby:Hi Kingman exe! Kingman exe:Hi Kirby! Whisper:Now you two play nice while I go in the kitchen and make the turkey!
Whisper:Hey Nate,can you get the door for me while I get the phone? Nate:Ok Whisper! Who is it? Kirby:Hey Nate,what's up? Nate:Uhh... Kirby, what are you doing here? And why is Tin man a baby? Kirby:Well,his only here for his first playdate. Nate:His first playdate? Kirby:Oh yes Nate,because it's Thanksgiving day and you know it. Nate:Uhh...Well then,come in Kirby! I'll go in the livingroom and put Barney on TV for the little ones to watch. Hey Whisper,Kirby's here! Whisper:Ok Nate!
During my CPR training the guy teaching us allowed us to play that song so the whole circle I was in was singing as people were doing CPR. Common Song :P
"Honey, I'm home!" "Dinner is ready." "Perfect!" "Whiskey is ready." "Perfect!" "The drunk n slap is ready." "Perfect!" "My sister's place is ready!" "Perfect..."
"Dinners Ready" "Perfect" "Whiskeys Ready" "Perfect" "Drunken Slap is ready" "Perfect" "My sisters place is ready" "Perfect" AHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAD ME DYING
What I love about Brandon's is that he makes fun of EVERYONE: gay, straight, cis, trans, black, white, men, women, it doesn't matter, everyone is made fun of by him. That's true offensive comedy. Just making fun of one or two groups that you aren't a part of isn't offensive comedy, it's being an discriminatory ass.
"It's his best that his man sex slaves had colon cancer, hematochezia and every butt pain that they're pregnant. I'm a grandmother of 20 regrets of a tree trunk."
Literally my favorite characters in one video. The astrological lesbians and their son, and the mom, and then throw in a hooker with a vegetable son. Wow. Great job.