0:16 _After hearing Mabel challenge Dipper to a toothbrush race, Gruncle Stan has flashbacks of a time when one of his friends tragically _*_died_*_ in a toothbrush race gone horribly wrong._
I just love how absolutely chaotic the show is. Especially that Dolphin having multiple heads, fists with heads and spewing rainbows while sounding like multiple car alarms
1:49 in a world where everyone is born in litters of identical siblings, Dipper suggests he and his siblings talk to the one person in history to be born alone
0:22 Wendy realizes it’s time to go to the dance with dipper, and wonders if he still has a checklist, she hates the checklist and punches him in his stomach.
3:10 Mabel suggests stealing Thomas Jefferson's ribcage, but Dipper and one of his spontaneously spawning clones decide to steal Tyrone's instead (to be fair, Tyrone was being a creep).
2:51 Mabel is trapped inside of a neverending hellscape, her mind at a breaking point when the devil in the form of Gompers, the one last remnant of a time before her pain, chews on her sweater, the only thing stopping him from devouring her alive. Mabel does not fear death anymore, welcoming it with laughter, her sanity fading away, only hoping to end the nightmares.
2:40 Dipper is scared to perform his part of his 3 Stooges routine, so Robbie encourages him to do it by pointing out how well Mabel is doing her part. What a kind, supportive friend!
Context for the whole video: It was a regular summer until Mabel unleashed Zayoshama, which unbeknownst to her was a crime, and flashes back to the moment the county jail came and arrested her. Thinking Grunkle Stan released Zayoshama the county jail returns and arrests him instead of Mabel. Dipper advises Mabel to remain silent, but as he knew she would, she didn't and was also detained leaving Dipper alone with Wendy. However this whole thing was a rouse arranged by Dipper to be alone with Wendy, and when she saw his checklist she saw his plan and proceeded to dump him and rescue the others. To do this she enlisted the help of the very rich Pacifica to bail them out When they were released they returned to their regular lives with Stan still keeping tabs on Dipper. The first thing Stan did after release was try to rob the old man of 20 dollars, but the old man beat him to it and stole his pants. So Stan set a bounty of two 50s to get them back. Dipper and Mabel reach out to Blendin for his tape measure and snuck it into McGucket's book which upon eating it creates a blinding light which gives Dipper and Mabel the cover they need to break into the balloon shop. After finding nothing they return home and Mabel is ready to give up, but then Stan shows them his new pants which scare Mabel into continuing with the hunt, which was Stan's plan. Stan and Wax Stan celebrate this victory. Meanwhile everyone else in Gravity Falls from Soos, to the mail man, to the kid, the gnome, Norman, the waiter, and the Manitaur, also partake in the hunt, it's every man for himself and they constantly try to compromise the others, mostly Dipper and Mabel. The Manitaur's method is to try to distract Dipper from the hunt by tricking him into trying to get back with Wendy, who he is still broken up with. This almost works until Dipper's clone army reminds him of the mission. Meanwhile Mabel scares Robbie and Nate out of the hunt by impersonating a ghost, and Dipper steals Gideon's power, causing him to forfeit the hunt, but not before teleporting Dipper to the ice box. Quinton Trembley is successful in convincing two others in forfeiting, but immediately after Dipper and Mabel murder him with the sign. Dipper now breaks up with Wendy again to focus on the bounty hunt, only now the bounty has increased with the murder of Wax Stan. They go to interrogate the number one suspect, a floating arm on its anniversary day, and bring an axe to do so. However the arm attacks them with a news paper and leaf blower. Mabel develops stockholm syndrome, but Dipper talks her out of it and they escape but are hit by a bus en route. Dipper and Mabel return to the crime scene and find a tablet playing a recording of Manly Dan over and over. This leads Mabel to discover he is the killer. Dipper thinks they succeeded but is shocked to find Mabel wrong as Tyrone is the real killer. He rushes to tell Mabel who is celebrating her "victory" by having Gompers chew her. He tells her what happened, and they catch him. Wax Stan's killer has been found, but the hunt for the pants rages on. Mabel, with Dipper's help, talk Norman out of the hunt by calling their relationship worthless, and they succeed, he dies of a broken heart shortly after. The hunt continues and leads them into the shared tomb of Thomas Jefferson (great first name BTW) and Quinton Trembley, to do this they have Stan distract the guard, Lazy Susan, when his original plan doesn't work they commence operation "now is not the time to talk about the lamby dance." Basically just having Stan distract her by wrecking the furniture. In prison Tyrone begins production of his own clone army. In the tomb Dipper and Mabel find the reanimated remains of Trembley, who as it turns out was in disguise as the old man who stole Stan's pants, and now that he's been caught he surrenders. Dipper and Mabel leave, but Soos, monitoring the exits informs them that Deuce is scouting for them, and they need to take an alternative route out. They leave via boat with a pelican on it and mail Stan's pants to the pizza guy, then have him mail them to Stan. However during the shipping process, one of Tyrone's clones, named Gideon, got his hands on the pants and now there's only two ways to get them back, having Mabel marry him, or forging money. They go for the second but are caught, Soos uses his ornate wisdom to break them out, and in the nick of time as Stan was devolving into that guy. During their escape Soos distracts the guards by being Bigfoot, thus sacrificing his place in the old lady's will. Wendy is just straight done with all this. Tyrone and his clones plot an attack on Dipper... a balloon strike! They launch this while Dipper is in the middle of a conversation with Mabel, but die in the process as water is their weakness. Defeated, Dipper and Stan regain the pants. Some time later Mabel has a new boyfriend who Dipper doesn't trust, he receives a tip about this boyfriend from McGucket, whose hillbilly talk roughly translates to "Mabel's boyfriend is the zombie version of Norman." Dipper and Soos go to take down Zombie Norman, and bring a bat incase they see a piñata. Sherlock Bleeding Holmes is highered by Norman to stop Soos and Dipper, but they defeat him with operation "get a photo". Basically mauling him with cameras. Dipper and Soos catch up with Mabel who introduces her new boyfriend from the cemetery. Dipper informs her about Norman, at the same second Norman asked her out. Upon hearing of Norman's zombie nature, she backflips away, resulting in the death of the old lady. And my name is Thomas and I have spent WAY too much time and energy writing all this.
0:23 Wendy, a charming fifteen year old female, utilizes the fifth finger, that is, her thumb, on her left hand to point towards the time keeping mechanism on the far wall, also known as a coo coo clock. The reason she does this is because it is her desire to indicate to her very dear friends, Dipper and Mable Pines, as well as the audience that the coo coo clock has rightfully informed her that the time of day is in fact 6-o-clock in the evening, or, to put it more simply 6 p.m.
What? The super sticky tree sap was a different episode. That one was were dipper had no chest hair and he showed his chest and it had no hair and the light reflected and blinded them
"It looked like it was going to be the same boring routine all summer. Until one fateful day... *flashback* ONWARDS AOSHIMA!! *end flashback* **shudder** the county jail was so cold..."
3:35 an alternate timeline where people still commonly married not because they loved each other, but for political gain 3:48 man with Stage 4 dementia has a moment of clarity after using "hazluky'novl" to describe his suffering 3:20 Type 1 alternate 0:19 Stan has a traumatic vision of his brother being brutally murdered in another dimension
listen. nothing this comments section could ever come up with could possibly be anywhere near as fucking wild as the actual context of any of these clips in the show. normal people just can't attain that level of madness.
1:54 Mabel, after going through Puberty and intense Meditating lessons, recommends that customers at a local gas station try the hot dogs. This terrifies the two customers as they both have an irrational fear of floating 12 year old girls with deep voices.
4:03 Dipper traveled back in time (which gave him more arms due to something he changed in the past) and tried to figure out the reason why they were going to throw a balloon full of mustard at him.
